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I'll be dropping tweets to help my dev colleagues on the theoretical aspect of our career in this thread 😌😌.
Let's learn together.
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This one don wear all my shirt finish 😒😒. My Joggers yansh don wide pass me, what's all this now?
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At what age did you realise pen covers are meant to hold the pages from flipping while youre studying or writing?
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@Ntito__
😪😪 Same app told me this winch will be having mood swing, I come dey ask myself.. the one she had already or a new one?
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New reaching us that Reno Omokri a Valiant youth of Nigeria has Challenged General Buratai of the Nigerian Army to a man to man combat, as stated in his tweet.
The Time and Date for the challenge has not been set as we expect a reply from Buratai.
My greatest desire in November is to be in a room with General Buratai. No weapons. No referee. Man to man combat. Only one man coming out alive. Let God use me to avenge the cowardly slaughter of peaceful, unarmed,
#EndSARS
protesters at
#LekkiMassacre
by that spineless coward!
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@london_Akan
Lemaooo same thing happened to me the other day, the woman knocked and said her husband gave her permission to enjoy same for a week.
She paid a whole $10k for just knacks.
Oniro, weray alainikan se 😒😒
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Guys I need a job 🤧🤧 Preferably remote.
I have 2 years experience, core strenghts:
- Java [Spring boot, Rest API, Core Java, Java 8, 11]
- Web ( HTML, CSS,JS)
- Mobile: React Native
- Database: MySQL, Oracle 10g, 11C, 19C
Rt please 🙏🙏
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@iamvictor__
@itsdonebro
I've been staring at this tweet for minutes and..... No words ma, no words... My eyes are filled with tears already.
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Told my mum I needed funding for my app, mama said is 200k enough 😩😩 I swear I'm not crying guys 😭😭😭.
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@ninja_verse
I'm noh doing this thing again... Yesterday I dropped username set awon likers geng came and liked.. one follow I no see 🙄🙄
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Wait wait Ice prince and M.I are two different people? 😩😩😩
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@skinnyniggr
Fr 😂😂 I answered 2/6 questions in MTH 202, submitted and walked out like I finished everything already 40 minutes into the exams. If I no sabi you no go kill me.
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How much savings have you had since January?
Me: 3k I don use 500 buy card inside so e remain 2500 😩😩
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CBN and FG: we don block crypto.
Me and my guys: Any which way na way
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Omo turkey pursue me 😭😭😭😭 I need a therapist I can't even go out on this street again.
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Person buy Shawarma and Hollandia send give babe na me dey chop am 😂😂😂.
Mi o like stress at all Mr. Anon thank you oo but sorry wrong number 😘😘.
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I saw this fine babe sitting in a Corolla sport around ogudu-estate this evening, twitter do your thing 😩😩
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@pepperdemm
@Ogbeni_Philter
@SMiTHiE___
@Alex_Houseof308
@volqx
The question wasnin english... He didn't say.. "photo merin, oro kan"
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All the houses on my street are watching Jagun jagun 😪... Street dey echo incantation 😭😭 Emi Omo ekun ton fi spongebob we ri leti odo or whatever he's saying 😭😭
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Omo na me dey get 40 likes for one tweet 😂😂😂 What God cannot do does not exist.
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Manifesting 800k Starting salary before the end of the year 🥺.
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Babe: Baby Tunji Uber is calling you...
Me:
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So I told this woman I was having a long day at work....
Got home, she opened the gate, puts my hand on her waist as we walk up the stairs.
She opened the door and let me in, gave me a kiss 😫😫.
Bruhhhh the headache that was killing me left 😪.
Women can be medicinal 🥺
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Let those emotions out, then pull yourself together and move.
We fit bend, but we no dey break. We fit slow, but we no go stop.
#MovingForward
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You do know smoking and drinking are slowly killing you though?
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Omo I know that I'm about to join bolt as side hustle for weekends oo, if you do weray me I stop the trip and drag you down.
Sho lo stupid ni 😒😒
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You can't count on me to check up on you fam, I have my own fights but I'll always be available if you need someone to talk to.
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Building an app for everyone who wants to send money to Nigeria from anywhere in the world.
Can't wait to see this live in a few 😋.
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Giveaway time:
- Go to
- Create a link with your name and email
- Share with your rich friends 😂
- Highest reciever gets 10k from me
Courtesy
@sentbyanon
#BigBrotherNaijaAlIStars
#Giveaway
#anon
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Another tuesday, eyes on the prize, fire lips 🥵, toasters and fornicators doing ss ss hear and dear, but I stay focused, account sapalised 😩, fasting don hook me but I remain fresh and fine. Sugar Daddies dm 🤗
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Wow! My iPhone 12 just arrived. Christmas came early for me 🥂 thanks baby ❤️
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You cannot stress me:
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Okayyy this guy deserves some huge kudos 🥳🥳 I can't even answer football questions to save my life, all this while I thought Lampard was a chelsea player.
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If you're in your 20s right now, say after me..
"God no go shame us !"
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Whatever you do, do not trust access bank 😩😩😩 With my coat, I wan transfer for Uber driver, network dey fail 😭😭 see me sweating inside ac.
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What opinion do you have about yoruba women that will have you like this?
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They don dey toast me for dm y'all 😭😭😭 Comrade down I repeat comrade down, send in fire service.
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Please my friend needs a job, he's a Data anotator and UI/UX designer, lost his job three months ago (company shut down), man's wife is pregnant and if he doesn't get something asap it won't be easy when she gets off work for maternity.😩😩 Please help 🙏🙏
He's not on twitter 🙏
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I don't think I can date a lady without a source of income at this stage.
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So today I took bolt, the ride was 400 because apparently there wasn't traffic on the route and it wasn't a long distance, but on getting to my destination the rider said it was 600 naira, distracted by the conversation with my colleague we did a transfer.
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One moment I'm intelligent af, the next I'm dumb af 😩😩 wetin be dis now???
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Today's monday kindly set your frustrations behind and lets work towards having a stable finance, I wish you all a day full of wins.
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Abeg who's available to chill at Lekki Conversation centre?
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Dear girlfriend I don't bath when I'm not going out. It's stressful and a waste of body cream.
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