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also also also if you spent less time abusing women online and more working on your production or mixing you might get somewhere boys!
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omg, a lucid and reasonable comment on the Guardian, never thought that'd happen. on the review of re-textured festival:
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Dear all, I will no longer work with
@RadarRadioLDN
. The individuals I've worked with at Radar have been wonderful to me, however I cannot support the Ashley family's horrific behaviour, and it is *his* station - as he demonstrated through aggressive silencing/threats outlined >
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i was going to make a happy post about my busy September ending with a great night at Phonox, but today I got engaged...... the best thing that's happened to me this September, or ever, I'm so happy !!!!!!!
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handed in our marriage notice today — now we just have to get married! 👰🏻👨🏼🚀
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DANCE MUSIC
IS FOR
THE GAYS!!!!
IF THIS OFFENDS
SEEK COUNSELLING
THANK YOU!!!
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at Corsica Studios a guy leant over my setup to tell me my set was "too strong". I asked what he meant and he said frowning "it's too aggressive." I said "...you think?" he nodded; I held eye contact and triggered the heaviest beat I had. sorry mate. it's my set.
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a guy stopped me to say "your beauty is too distracting from your music". I invite him & everyone else whose dick overrules their intellect to boycott my music. make no mistake, you are not missed.
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Not now Yoko
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i once turned down a very unprofessional booking enquiry in Lisbon; the promoter ended her email with this line. my beloved
@emmahopeall
immortalised it on a mug for my birthday 💗💗💗
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if you do one thing today... listen to Sherelle's Dekmantel mix, holy fuck
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im aware this tweet is just an impotent statement in the echo chamber, but... I've been up against the UK home office's hostile environment for the last eight years, since I first moved in 2011. and I'm as privileged as an immigrant can be: Japanese passport, my parents are rich,
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if Berlin is so progressive what's with all the caucasian dreadlocks
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holy shit that luke slater & boddika tweet. i dont even know where to begin. i grew up in china from 1999 till 2011, it changd so much during those years. i've never once seen a bat for sale. "wet market comes from blood soaking the floors" NO! wet just means "perishables"
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this really happened on Saturday 💗
Access festival, Warwick
playing "Vérité" by Sully (AGAIN)
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next time a German girl tells me I look like Peggy Gou I'm gonna respond "oh that's so cool cos you look like Sandra Bullock!!"
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I will pay a monthly subscription fee to never be told again I look & play like Peggy Gou 😭 I look & play nothing like her!!!!!
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to tweet the obvious: Batu is such a fucking good DJ it's mad
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everyone who plays a set while battling Day 1 cramps deserves a medal
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DID U KNOW
DREAMS COME TRU
We’re so excited!
@dwartists
is now repping
@objectblue_
in North America 😍 please contact alex
@discwoman
.com for all inquiries 💥 more info:
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wild idea but bear with me: instead of leaning into the booth to throw kisses, touch my hands, attempt a fist bump, make a heart shape with your hands, you could just buy my music
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pretty crazy — I made an Essential Mix for
@BBCRadio1PR
@BBCSounds
, airing next Saturday, filled with music from underground artists I admire. grateful to be part of such a legacy...
Natalia took this photo of me knifing a peach in Venice last summer ⛲
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i suddenly have loads of ppl messaging me about me playing theremini ?!? I just put up a small snippet. ERIC ANDRE MESSAGED ME, why (p.s.
I love him )
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if U ever see me on my phone while I'm DJing.. . I'm just texting my wife telling her how much I miss and adore her allow it
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came out to dad. he asked "you're just friends, right?" and I was like lol no man. but he was nice in the end. mom wasn't though. she's really mad & thinks my teenage hetero rships is a proof I'm lying about being gay. that's for her to work thru. I'm off for a 🍺 at Superstore✨
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i don't understand how exactly my music has "non-western influences" just because I'm Asian... I make techno. sure I listen to indigenous North African, southeast Asian, etc music for pleasure but so do a lot of westerners and they don't get "non-western influences" in their bio.
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married for a month, here to report that I'm still obsessed with my wife, thank you
(photo by AmzyObr at the FIGURE BESIDE ME show last month <3)
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genuinely can't tell if I'm horny, hungry or anxious. am I supposed to masturbate, snack, and use Ableton simultaneously?
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instead of boiler room what about cloister room where a DJ's silent contemplation and solitary effort at transcendence is livestreamed
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I can't believe this. one of the greatest producers and visionary this world has ever seen. and clearly an important and kind friend to many. r.i.p
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festivals will never be as cool as clubs n thats the t xoxo
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thank you for all the love 😭 it was really hard to put together a mix for such an important series, after 5 months of no DJing... I even considered cancelling the offer (which I'd accepted back in February)... seeing people enjoy it has made it 100% worth it!!! thank you!!!!
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all this "sexuality is fluid" sounds nice except don't ever say that about me pls I'm not queer or fluid I'm just a lesbian and the idea of having sex with a man ever again makes me want to cry/puke 🙂 compulsory heterosex wasn't me being fluid, it was denial don't confuse the 2
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got in the taxi to the airport, driver asks
"what company?" I say I'm a DJ. he says "airline company". hello everyone I'm looking to hire a hitman for myself
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two super english dudes last night:
blokes: oi you're smashing it yeah, nice one, but will the sound get any louder you think
me: I haven't started yet, this is background music
blokes: ...oH
there was ambient music playing very quietly it was so funny, they were sweet
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me: [playing at 110bpm]
guy: excuse me, I think your track is playing at a wrong bpm.
me: ...no, it's fine.
guy: are you sure?
me: yes.
mate it's my set!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what are ya even on about mate!!!!!!!!!
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to everyone who said "what's the point of making your weird art, it won't get anywhere" HAHAAAAA LOOK AT A BITCH NOW
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Off to Japan for 2 weeks for holiday with my wife tomorrow. "Aren't you worried about coronavirus, postpone it" everyone says. No thank you. Can't wait to eat my body weight while everyone avoids me
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played an all-disco set for the first time at the Vivienne Westwood afterparty, fashion week parties are lit cos unless you're a supermodel you're invisible to everyone. I danced on tables all night and not once did I get groped or harassed !!!!! I had a fuckin ball!!!
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a guy leaned into the booth to ask if he can kiss me!!!! :~) no!!!!!! no you can't !!!!! well done on singlehandedly reviving my suicidal ideation my dude
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thanks everyone who came down to
@Mixmag
lab! I'm too shy to look at the audience when I play but believe me I fed off your energy so much 🥞
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dreamt I was supposed to DJ in Bologna when my accommodation was in Venice and I had to Uber to the club. the promoters sent me "a link to the address" except it was a PDF of 100 Years of Solitude
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that music dude + girl meme is so funny, esp cos guys were always weird about the music I listened to, stomping and scoffing "you think you're so avant garde but you're just pretentious", why are u getting insecure about what's in my iPod bro go shave your back
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you're boring as shit if your reaction to hearing SOPHIE - immaterial on the floor is anything other than pure joy, sorry I don't make the rules xx
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If a cop has any conscience they should quit & whistleblow, not kneel for a minute then order tear gas.
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ooh! we the British are so charmingly awkward! apologising & brushing under the rug: only in Britain. we are so loveable and funny heh heh. just watch us let it slip when we're — wait for it — drunk at Christmas!! oops I nearly dropped my Cath Kidston purse! oh dear 😂🤭
It would be fantastically British to revoke A50, put the kettle on, apologise to our neighbours for all of the fuss and then vow to never speak of this embarrassment again (except when someone gets drunk at Christmas) 🇬🇧 🇪🇺
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sorry 4 negativity but Im so unnerved by the abundance of ppl who'd air me & my friends until we got big bookings and suddenly they're super friendly. similarly ppl who corner me in venues telling me they're huge fans, can they email their music, btw love my ambient EP. what?
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4 hours till
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i did it 🌹🌹🌹
me: it's £501 + shipping from the US
me: it's also a vintage Gaultier open back dress with prints of red roses and Klein blue
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me: no need to put the booth on a pedestal, dancers don't have to see the DJ
someone: [tries to touch me while I play]
me: hello can we build a 5m high stage covered in barbed wire right now immediately thanks
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my wife-to-be is doing the flower arrangements, she flexed her florist connections & look... this is only half the flowers that were delivered at 1am last night
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80% of the time when I get a super polite & fearful email from someone sharing their music, their stuff is far better than mine! don't understand at all how you could be intimidated by my production when you've got yours. it's actually so sick how passionate/skilled ppl are!! 💗
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a LOT of people: these women aren't even good DJs, no one cares about the music any more, just how they look!!!
the same fucking people: uhhH has this "deejay" tried MODELLING instead I want her porn heh heh sorry her "music" isn't my thing 🤣 she's cute tho 😛
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somebody just stopped me in the street and said "you're object blue right? how's your marriage going" 😂 omg
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also, personal milestone: I am officially finished with therapy after 7 years. I don't think there's anything wrong with being in therapy, but it feels very significant that today my therapist said "this feels like a very natural end". I changed so much and I'm doing so well now.
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"I told him I'd never done anal before"
"oh it was your first time!"
"no. I just wanted him to feel special."
overheard this months ago and I still think about it
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THREAD. if I didn't have parents who let me study music overseas with minimal amount of part time work, it would have taken me much longer to write music and pertorm... middle class ppl like me get SO touchy when someone merely brings up, not even vilify, class
Some food for thought on a Tuesday (a thread):
Why is nobody in electronic music talking about wealth and how it affects our scene?
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straight men are banned from replying to my selfies with heart eyes or thirsty DMs, thanks! don't need your time or attention / live and let live motherfuckers
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omg missed
#WorldMentalHealthDay
, just want to say that it's possible to be a functioning adult even if you experience long-term suicide ideation and vice versa. it's not about "curing it" it's more about learning to manage it, live with it, to understand yourself better 🕊️
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thank you so much everyone who bought my music on bandcamp, mine and labels'... you make such a difference to my life I can't even begin to tell you !!!!!! thank you!!!!!
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me before: I am an [throws cape over shoulder] ARTISTE: I am never BORED, I am always [pours wine into bra] CREATING, TRANSFORMING with the VISIONS [fills a hat with perfume] and VOICES of my wondrous MIND [shoots rays out of eyes]
me now: [feels & does nothing] I'm fucking bored
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on this note: my honest answer to every single "how did you get this radio residency?" is: they emailed me. "how did you get this gig?" they emailed my agent, or my agent contacted them to consider me, sometimes it's yes, sometimes it's no thanks. you see the "yes" only.
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i love my wife more and more each day. marriage rocks. recommend 10/10 would marry her again
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I did the Fact Mix no. 801!!!
"this is not an at-home mix, it's a Get Me Out of Here, I Want to Drown in the Club PA mix." hope you enjoy 🌸
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I DID A CRACK MIX!!!! so glad to contribute to a series I love so much 💗
Cyndi Lauper,
@LoJamMusic
,
@violetakaviolet
and so much more:
@objectblue_
graces us with a head-spinning Crack Mix ahead of
@simplethingsuk
next week
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my live set for BBC Radio1 is available to listen back here:
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I'm an old woman... I need coffee before I play a set... then I need to be fed and tucked in straight after my set... I'm the laziest raver alive
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instead of: coming up to the booth and telling me what to play: have you tried: getting your own bookings? xxx best wishes.
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when you request to keep two of ur nails short & the manicurist starts asking about ur guitar career & u make it all up cos u don't actually play guitar, ure just a big ol' lesbian
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like pure paranoiap postmodernist posturing — but personally I'm v excited to start wearing face coverings onstage. esp when I'm doing live sets, which I feel a lot more vulnerable doing than DJing. ok that's all !
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people who joined in on Jane Fitz calling DW disgusting are still following me. you can see yourselves out
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really proud of this remix 🥗
One More remixes by
@objectblue_
, Nídia (
@sukulbembe
), and Beta Librae (
@__BAY__
) are out in the world now 🐛! three different moods perf for DJing and for your listening pleasure 🍀
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LOFT has been my biggest inspiration the last few months. started last night's set with her edit of destiny's child...
@loft_aya
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I quit smoking cold turkey two weeks ago and I'm so happy about it 🦪✨
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my girl surprised me by coming home early from work to cook me dinner!!!!!! what!!!!!!!
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