Honorobo Madisha😤🇿🇦
@nyokssss
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Batch 008.We are back again with Trucker Hats 🥳🥳.All going for Ksh 420/= .RT widely my client is most definitely on your tl🤭.Happy Holidays ❤️🎄
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* I fear confrontation!.* I will lie about and anything .* I struggle asking for help. If l do, I've exhausted all my options to no avail.* A chronic people pleaser.* Terrible social anxiety.* I hate being at home .* Crying at the slightest inconvenience.
People that were raised by extremely strict parents, how has that affected you as an adult?.
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My father and his friends while other fathers were grabbing land in 1943
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Heee brother yangu amepigiwa simu na kadem😂😂wako apa waki keke na akimwambia vile amemmiss then my brother turns to me and whispers "aki sijui ni nani"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂NAIROOOOOOBIII😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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One of the petty reasons I wouldn't date a man is if he doesn't have an ushago bc wdym Buruburu???.
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Uku PCEA Ruiru Town Parish they've given a platform to a lady supporting the Finance Bill and the Rev is in support of it. Nataka niombe mic pia mimi. Wish me luck🥹.#RejectFinanceBill2024.#Occupychurches.
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The kiss assery in the corporate world is diabolical 😭😭😭.
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Isn't it interesting how most people know of 'Ruracio' but don't know the equivalent in other tribes?🤔🤔.
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Kikuyu touts will embarrass you 😭😭😭Kuna mmoja apa ameambia this guy who was wearing those little round caps muslim men wear ati " Asaram areikum na niureaga nguruwe" 😭😭😭😭.
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Hii soko kama mtu hana baby mama, haishi Ruaka or Mirema and it's environs, hakuenda Alliance, hana a 'crazy ex' , sio wakili, sio mkisii ama mjaluo we umeangukia sana 🤣🤣.
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This is not even grounds, this is the whole of Wembley.
will you still love me after you find out my guilty pleasure is watching thee pluto show?🥺😭.
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Don't ask me how I know but that buy back clause will forever be on!! Yeye ndio anamjua kutuliko💀💀.
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I usually wait for that " You raggedy bitch" tweet mentioning WSR everyday🤣🤣🤣.
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😂😂😂skieni huyu??? Mimi tulioshana ivi mpaka nikambuyia tule tumafuta twa kueka nywele curls na bado niliambiwa he didn't cheat on me he cheated on his girl with me🤡🤡.
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Manifesting hailstorm, thunder and heavy heavy rainfall in Naivasha🕯️🕯️.
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You just had to be there!!
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Mimi kuongea tu ukweli if we're dating I have to talk to you every single day. Yes I'm needy like that!!!!.
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Mbogi imerequest😂😂So here's my story😩.Nauko 2017 FB was where I was. Uko kulikua kumuotso with celebritis😂😂 Relationships😒photoshoots😂😂 ndio time Game masters ilikua the place to be on Fridays but mimi I missed out on all that bc I was working. I have this friend. .
10 Retweets for my heartbreak/Clowning days story😂😂😂.
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A false sexual accusation deserves exactly the same heat a proved sexual accusation gets!!!! Bc this will automatically discredit any genuine case any female will ever bring on here.
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Called him a cheater. told him he disgusted me. that I'd never forgive him for cheating on me. theeen. this is the part y'all been waiting for. He goes like "Cheated on you? I cheated on my girl with you!" It was at this moment where my lungs completely failed me😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Nyi kaeni tu apo na Sueh amechimba jikoni yake kupikia her husband.
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Men who reply to all 12 messages you sent in a row>>>>>>.
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Unaambia mtu "I'm scared to lose you" anakujibu "Face your fears"😭😭😭😭
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Lopha leo waliturukisha bump ingine ajab mathee flani uko nyuma akauliza "Mwathani kããre umuthi?" 😂😂😂😂.
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My sex drive doesn't need no boring nigga!! If we're not fucking like animals in every corner of the room with a leash on my neck. leave me alone!!!!!!!.
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DISCLAIMER:If your skin color gets you that job, TAKE IT. If you social media following gets you employed over someone who studied for it and has credentials,TAKE IT! If your body gets you that job, take it. if your rich background gets you that job,TAKE IT Opportunity only comes.
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Men are really shameless 😂😂😂So niko kwa lopha going to town then this guy behind me gets a phone call. He then proceeds to say "Ndi handu mathiko-ine ningukuhurera" 💀💀💀.
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Yaani you take your time to curate a playlist for a man . hoping he'll like it only for him to get on here and tweet about how delusional you are????? New fear unlocked fr!!!.
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Round 2 of Batch 008🥳🥳 .All going for 420/= .RT widely my client is definitely on your TL🫵🏽.Happy Holidays 🥰
Batch 008.We are back again with Trucker Hats 🥳🥳.All going for Ksh 420/= .RT widely my client is most definitely on your tl🤭.Happy Holidays ❤️🎄
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I could easily do like a hundred submissions 😭😭
post a pic where your chest was insane.
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Uku salon kuna mama ameleta mtoi wake kushukwa. kidogo kidogo mix inaanza " Nilianza kudinyana nikiwa class 2" REPETITIVELY😂😂😂😂 She yelled out " Kare ko goko Gai mwathani?"😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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The ovulation I'm going through is DEMONIC 😭😭😭😭😭😭Mwenye nitashika next ataishi kusimulia!!!.
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Eiii kama ya jike jeuri imeganda tutatoboa kweli😭😭😭.
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Anyway I blocked him juu hee it could never be me going back there. Ile character development he gave me ni ingine sitawai sahau!!!. Moral of the story: MEN WILL EMBARRASS YOU!! .THE END.
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It is I. I am people 🤭
People with beautiful teeth and smiles🥺>>>.
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This is 26🥳❤️ .Grateful for everything God has restored back to me and in tenfold❤️.Happy Birthday Nyokabi🥳 To achieving Great things this year!!!🍾.Joel 2:25🥰
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My heart goes out to anyone who really had a long ass day. trying to make ends meet. only for them to get stranded when all they wanted is to get home 😭❤️❤️❤️.
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My biggest flex is that I can be lit without alcohol or drugs 😛.
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Mwabili is living so comfortably with a huge ass python in his backyard 😭😭😭😭😭😭naeza kufa on first glance Mimi!!!.
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Exactly like hers with big brown areolas🤭.
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Today I turn 25. I should be happy but my heart is very heavy today💔Broke and Unemployed is not what I had envisioned for myself at 25😪I had seen big things for me and probably checked off some things on my bucket list but here we are.
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Fungua Uber weka Ruiru law courts shukia apo alafu mtu wangu wa bike atakuleta hadi Ruby Gardens house no. 5.Ukuje commando!.
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Small lips for the win😗
fine black people quote dis with selfies 🙇🏾♂️.
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Instead of holding yourself accountable you're here throwing weak comebacks at the very people who put you there??? 🤣🤣🤣What a clown!!
You must have a really boring life if the best thing you have done in a long time was booing me. By the way. You might have worn a t shirt, carried a placard and drank water financed by @NGAAF_KE for today’s march. #getalife.#loveconquerseverything.
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So here we go . Frame 1 & 2 - 500/=.Frame 3 & 4 - 450/=.Pls Rt widely my client might be on your timeline 🥺
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If you were invited to a meme themed party. what meme would you come as?.
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Tell me you're in Highschool without telling me you're in Highschool 😂😂.
Nakuwanga big wig ata mimi huko green app inafaa mniheshimu bana🙄🙄
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Like for part 2🤣🤣🤣🤣
6 secs video of you, let’s have it.
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They've removed the hashtags so you now have to type it fully. BUT GUESS WHO HAS NOTHING BUT TIME??!! IKDR!!! .#RejectFinanceBill2024.#OccupyParliament.
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Hee uyu alituomba pan ya kupikia chapo akarudisha WITHOUT a chapati 😠😠Just disrespecting the culture unprovoked😭😭😭.
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They've weaponized literally everything they ever confided in each other to hurt each other 🥹🥹Like that friendship never meant shit to either of them💔💔.
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Nilizima simu nikatoa line cut it into pieces then burnt it. went MIA for months. heee I almost died mimi khaai😭😭😭Anyway 2years later he came looking for me. saying how he lost the most amazing girl anga kee ciathire ciakorokire😂😂😂I had the last laugh
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Forgive Osama Otero or post yourself?.
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Lakini mkikosana na mtu si poa kutumia what they confided in you against them🥹🥹.
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