NICHOLAS SENGOBA
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A military coup in Guinea where no one dies is condemned as barbaric. A 'democratic election' in Uganda where scores of people are killed by 'stray bullets,' while others are arrested and tortured is commended as an acceptable way to change leadership. The ironies of this world!
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Remember
@HEBobiwine
said that he had filed the petition to expose the Supreme Court. He withdrew citing bias among others, by the Chief Justice Owiny-Dollo. Then a Judge on the bench, Justice Esther Mayambala Kisakye accused the CJ of commissioning a 'barbaric' act!
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Imagine if
@HEBobiwine
said something near to this, by now we would be inundated by arguments from patriots, nationalists and Pan Africanists about Kabaka Yekka, tribalism, sectarianism, parochialism and even genocide etc.
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There is something enigmatic about
@HEBobiwine
that makes people get agitated & green eyed when they see him looking young, trim, dapper, fresh, charismatic, easy, blessed & happy. Like him or not, it is his moment.
As the Rastafarians say, 'who Jah bless, no man can curse!'
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Kampala is s huge hell of a place where very financially stressed pretentious men, fight tooth and nail to impress broke women who possess a misguided sense of entitlement embedded in a misconstrued 'cultural norm,' that suggests that women were created to be given free things.
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I hear people saying '
@HEBobiwine
has taken away his children to safety and left yours to be killed.' Who is planning to kill people and for what reason?
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On social media you can never tell if the stone you throw will land safely or will be picked and thrown back at your glass house.
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Saying that it's rude & disrespectful for
@HEBobiwine
to address the nation at the same time as
@KagutaMuseveni
is redundant. just ignore the one who you feel is insignificant and make your choice like you do at the ballot box where all present themselves at the same time.
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Black people are mesmerizing. Someone who says they don't understand why Baganda are so obsessed about the Kabaka is busy giving detailed updates on the life, times and death of Queen Elizabeth II plus the ascension to the throne of King Charles III.
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Catholics are serious when it comes to execution and completion of planned projects. The newly rebuilt Christ the King Kampala Parish church is a marvel. The mahogany doors and interior finishing is out of this world. I am afraid they have a lot to teach the Anglicans.
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Ronald Mayinja says that after travelling around Uganda he has realised that marketing
@KagutaMuseveni
is impossible because the people are tired & want someone else. His effort has earned him hatred & despite the risks, he advises the President to give way for another person.
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While a Muganda
@DaudiKabanda
of the same Kiganda Buffalo clan as Kyagulanyi Sentamu a.k.a
@HEBobiwine
, declared his kinsman
@HEBobiwine
and his supporters unwelcome in Acholiland, the Acholi rolled out a red carpet. Indeed a prophet is without honor in his home town.
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You can't kill all the (young) people who oppose you and finish them. Iddi Amin and Milton Obote tired and failed. It just does not work. You have history to guide you. Don't choose to be the fool who does not learn from history.
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The ethnic leader of the demonstrators diembarks from the Presidential jet upon arrival in Germany, for medical treatment.
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Before I embark on reading
@KakwenzaRukira
I make sure my Advanced Learners Dictionary is nearby so that I don't get lost.
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Two open laptops then you read from a hard copy! Anyway, the scene of crime is a village road.
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If this was in the Ugandan Parliament, the table would feature huge flasks of tea, mineral water, bananas, samosas and mandazi.
If only when Uganda government officials travelled to 'outside countries,' they picked up good habits as they received their per diem.
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Nowadays registered Ambulances belonging to former MPs and failed parliamentary seat aspirants, lie outside most used car bonds in Kampala. The contraptions that served as mobile billboards for the benefactors have been withdrawn from the ungrateful voters & are now up for sale.
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President Apollo Milton Obote (R.I.P) dismissed NRA/M revolutionaries as 'bandits!' Synonyms for bandit include: robber, raider, mugger, brigand, freebooter, plunderer, pillager, looter, marauder, gangster, gunman, criminal, crook, thief. Did Obote lie? (Credit Chris M.Bishaka)
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While justifying the Ugx.39 billion request for the renovation of State House & lodges an MP said if you compare 'our' State House with those of other countries you fell ashamed. Wish we argued the same way for our schools, hospitals, roads, etc When considering
their budgets.
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This being Uganda, this joke can turn into a serious problem.
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Companies that are mobilizing the media to publicize their Covid-19 donations yet their workers' salaries are unpaid due to 'financial constraints' are like the excuse of a man who wines & dines side chicks and slay queens while his children are home without food & school fees.
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According to
@DailyMonitor
, soldiers travelling during the evening rush hour in downtown Kampala, in an army vehicle
"Reg. No. D02DF08P, ordered the traffic officer to clear the way for them. The officer, however, told them to be patient. " He was then assaulted.
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The habit of the Executive Secretary of UNEB of addressing the Minister of Education as 'Mama,' on National television, sounds bizarre but it is a time tested job safety measure.
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You find a General who prides in war saying 'I have been fighting wars for decades, we shall die fighting for this country.' When you check, His wives, concubines & children are safely tucked far from the mudding crowd in Europe or America. The 'we' are other people's children.
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After 34 years of uninterrupted and virtually unchallenged rule, full of donor funding and heavy foreign investment, Uganda is the one of the poorest countries in the world and you are still selling this bullshit about securing the future.
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Today I pray for the school going children who are seated at home because their parents and guardians have not yet found the money for their school fees. May the Lord intervene, provide a way and help them get into school as soon as possible so that they don't miss out, Amen.
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After almost two years of waking up to eat and play all day, this video was recorded next week on Monday.
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Conman calls, threatening to disconnect my SIM card because it is not duly registered. I played the fool & down the garden path, we went. For my PIN 'to get a code to activate the account,' I told him to write, M U F E R E! The obscenities he sent, will last me three lifetimes!
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Maj. Gen. Kasirye Ggwanga, (R.I.P,) a great conversationalist, told this one about his training at the prestigious Fort Leavenworth, USA.
For a unit on defensive driving the military instructor said, 'whoever has driven on the streets of Kampala is exempted from this training!'
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Just imagine the kerfuffle that would be brewing if such a piece by
@OfwonoOpondo
was written by a Muganda about a deceased politician from Northern Uganda.
It would be said, '... he can not defend himself....insensitive to his relatives....tribalistic... Kabaka Yekka...'
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Someone says to me, "BBC, Aljazeera, CNN etc. spend Friday night discussing global issues and the significance of Covid -19 while Uganda's leading Tv Stations tempt viewers like you into taking sides on who twerks better for 7 hours, then you ask why we are like this!"😂
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The NRM government is quick to make laws that target poor people. To curb Covid-19 one will get two months in jail for hawking masks etc. Yet for the last 35 years the outcry to have laws effecting the confiscation of the property of corrupt officials is still nowhere.
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Once upon a time, there was a free and fair election in Uganda.
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Those who said that NUP was the new Kabaka Yekka unknown beyond Buganda, do you still hold the view? Time is indeed a healer.
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How to write a job application in today's Uganda.
"Kakwenza is faking own torture," says ex ULS president
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Imagination, breaks our backs, history guides us. Mobutu Sese Seko ruled Zaire with an iron first for decades. He had billions of dollars to buy off his opponents and scuttle their plans. Any weapon lethal enough to threaten and kill his enemies was at his disposal. 1/3
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Building a viable national army requires constant recruitment and training, among others, to replace those who sign out.
@updf_
ably led by
@KagutaMuseveni
must be commended for having this broad nationalistic outlook.
@UPDFspokespersn
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35 years ago
@KagutaMuseveni
blamed the problem of cattle rustling and insecurity in Karamoja and the surrounding areas especially the Teso sub region on 'neglect by the previous governments.' 35 years later the problem persists. That is how powerful time is.
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Come to think of it, in Luganda the word 'byekwaso,' is a synonym for excuses!
UPDF regrets that some journalists were injured as security carried out its duties. We maintain and will always respect our relationship with the media fraternity. UPDF further advises journalists on duty to always wear easily indentifiable press jackets.
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Uganda Law Society, Joint Christian Council, Council of Elders, religious leaders etc. your silence is loud. Say something; anything. I suggest a safe one. Advise that the violent police & army officers least wear some deodorant, because their actions stink awfully.
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The day I retired from the army after sacrificing for the country while other people ate sausages and hid under their beds.
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The great leader of
@NRMOnline
President
@KagutaMuseveni
can explain a fiscal deficit and much more, yet for the last 38 years that has not stopped the state of Uganda from failing!
Somethings break our heads for nothing.
.
@AndrewMwenda
: NUP can't offer alternative policies. Look at their leader, he can't even say what a fiscal deficit is.
#NBSFrontline
#NBSUpdates
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The NRM government promised to provide free hoes for farmers and sanitary pads for girls. Don't ask if they delivered. Things change. Just wait for the free mask.
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Took my 83 year old mum to our Airport where due to the endless renovation, you park a kilometer away, & walk to the depatures. VIPs & 'tip' payers drive. I tried my luck.
ME: Allow us too, I am carrying a SENIOR citizen.
POLICE OFFICER: What post does she hold in government?😅
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Treason and misprison of treason in one picture. These two have lion's liver and tongue for breakfast washed down with hot Chilli juice mixed with concentrated vinegar.
@YusufSerunkuma
@KakwenzaRukira
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When
@Ksheebah1
accused 'a prominent person' of molesting her, many condemned
@AndrewMwenda
, without hearing his side.
@AndrewMwenda
has responded. Many who liberally shared Sheeba's allegations are coy to publicize Mwenda's side. It is all against the rules of natural justice.
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In the 70s during Idi Amin's time soldiers would wear two or more expensive Oris brand watches on both hands.
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The rate at which people are disappearing, being held incommunicado, tortured, maimed and shot in cold blood is a sign that NRM may need to go back to the bush & fight afresh for security of lives and property which they promised 35 years back, in the 10 Point program.
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Basing on such incidents, the respectable Uganda Human Rights Commission announced that the January 14th Presidential Election was well organised, free and fair.
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It is very unfortunate that the senseless, life-wasting tragedy, that visited the home of General Katumba Wamala, has been in several Ugandan homes almost on a daily basis, especially from November last year, when the campaigns commenced. 1/5
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These are the same people who advise the youth to be job makers not job seekers!
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Hon. Amelia Anne Kulubya Kyambadde (68,) former Principle Private Secretary to
@KagutaMuseveni
. Former MP Mawokota North Constituency. Former Minister of Trade, Industry and Cooperatives, talks about her makeover.
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I have met so many journalists who during the day write about Uganda's tremendous economic growth, prosperity, investor confidence etc. then at night complain about the economy doing badly citing unemployment high interest rates etc. It's difficult to tell what they believe.
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Bringing down one's weight is not easy but it is possible.
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Primary school prefect campaigns. Everything here is revolting, wrong & unacceptable.
The empty headed adults are happily filming without noticing the danger to children with half of their bodies out of a moving vehicle.
@PoliceUg
, & Ministry of Education should get involved
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Social media is like, 'you see
@KakwenzaRukira
resting his head in a yellow pillow? We knew all along that they were just playing games. He is eating with them.'
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Resource strapped Uganda Blood Transfusion Services, parking lot at Nakasero, is a grave yard for expensive vehicles in various states of disrepair.
They are still acquiring more. Many Ugandans die for lack of blood which is always in short supply.
#UgandaHealthExhibition
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Uganda boasts of a national army that is well grounded in the way of our Lord Jesus Christ. Preach Brother Elwelu so that the message reaches the peak of Mt. Rwenzori and the valley where many restlessly sleep in graves to which they were sent by the evil that the Lord detests.
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Back in 2015, whoever was vehemently opposed to the ascendancy of
@kizzabesigye1
to the leadership of the opposition uniting Democratic Alliance (TDA,) has ended up ensconced with
@KagutaMuseveni
. See Betty Kamya, Amama Mbabazi, Gilbert Bukenya, Beatrice Anywar, Norbert Mao etc.
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Many Ugandans are fleeing this country either by totally emigrating or partially, by taking out their spouses & children. Canada seems to be the popular destination. In the late 80s & 90s it was the UK & the US. Is this latest move a vote on NRM's promise of peace & prosperity?
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'Happy holidays,' is over. Tomorrow we go back into, please find attached, for your information, for your action, also in copy, by close of business today, regards etc....
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Irony. Pastor
@martinssempa
'playing a shofar to demonstrate his defiance to neocolonialism.' The Christianity he preaches was one of the vehicles used by the British to entrench colonialism & neocolonialism. They destroyed the indeginous belief system calling it witchcraft. 1/3
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The parking yard of the Pioneer Bus Company (PBC) at Namboole Stadium is now a morgue for vandalized or decapitated buses.
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One intriguing thing about Uganda is that for all these displays of holiness; National prayer breakfasts, strict observance of religious holidays, fasting and all manner of holiness, we can only manage a country that barely works. A country where evil rewards more than good.
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This is why we need to have systems & institutions that are functional, & independent of the whims of individuals. Mzee Elangot worked for Bank of Uganda not for
@KagutaMuseveni
. The bank should have a human resource manual to deal with rewarding retirement among other issues.
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You can fault
@updf_
for many things except transparency and fair play. Which army in the world holds press conferences & broadcasts to the media & the world, its location & war plans before it attacks a very dangerous enemy? Such an army needs to be emulated. No to sanctions.
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Tell the truth, if H.E
@KagutaMuseveni
overlooked people who applied for a highly paying job like the CEO of
@UG_Airlines
and offered it to you without you putting in an application, would you turn it down on the grounds that it is unfair, irregular and unethical?
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Packed pasteurized milk was given out to pupils free of charge during the regime of dictator Life President, Field Marshal DR. Idi Amin Dada VC, DSO, MC, CBE. Are we are definitely not moving backwards!
PM
@RobinahNabbanja
says parents will contribute between Shs10,000 and Shs20,000 each term to ensure their children are fed on milk at School.
#MonitorUpdates
#PlenaryUg
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A fuel company has a 'happy hour' promotion,' giving back' to customers.
For every Ugx. 100,000/= fill, you get 'free fuel' worth Ugx. 20,000/=.
But their pump price is way higher than market price. So you actually pay for the 'free fuel' before it's given back to you.
Go Well!
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Before Bujagali Falls were submerged by a dam that produces expensive electricity, a lot of which is not consumed.
Cassava then deformed me and I lost my hair.
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MPs must be busy in the
@pwatchug
.
I have just heard the Kampala Woman MP
@ShamimMalende
(NUP) on Super FM saying that the problem is that URA introduced a new tax called E-tax, which is also known as EFRIS!
I am still recovering.
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Often, Africans watch romantic movies or read novels which end up defining what 'perfect love' involves. The 'I blushed & turned red,' or 'he lifted me in his arms & swept me off my feet,' lines may not match our skin color & body size. You try it at home, & disaster strikes!
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Imagine what would be here if a Muganda politician had said this.
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Guys, the letters N and S at the Equator monument on Masaka Road stand for North and South not Nicholas Sengoba! Don't bother flattering me, I have no money to give away.
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When
@kizzabesigye1
saw
@AmamaMbabazi
masquerading as a
@KagutaMuseveni
opponent in the TDA coalition and said, 'no,' many claimed KB was power hungry. Now time has sorted out that too.
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That was in 2019 before Covid-19, the lockdowns, the drones etc. I wonder what that percentage is right about now.
74 % of Ugandans want Museveni to retire-poll
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Prof. Fredrick Ssempebwa is on top of the tree when it comes to knowledge of constitutionalism, the law and politics of Uganda. I enjoyed his interview on
@ntvuganda
On The Spot. Cool, calm and collected.
@qataharraymond
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In Luganda, 'ekinyegenyege,' means a feeling of ecstacy or excitement. I don't know if it is the same in Lusoga.
Note: ALWAYS keep the Ys in place lest you rile the moralists.
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The unintended consequence of pumpkin propaganda is that it exposes the intended beneficiary more than the one it's supposed to demean.
@KagutaMuseveni
's family was in Sweden for 5 years as the bush war generated skulls. 10 days to the election,
@HEBobiwine
's family is here.
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After the favorite student is satisfied with his revision and general preparations for the final exams, the headmaster stops preps and group discussions to 'protect' all the students and teachers from mosquito bites and malaria.
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The tribal insinuations here may not be the cause of Nansubuga's failure to get a job. Her grammar raises doubts about the authenticity of her certificate which may put off potential employers. 'I am,' not 'Am.' Will, i, if, must start with capital letters. Wat is a typo.
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Mobutu Kongolo, the beloved, pampered vicious son; admired & boot licked by sycophants & all tribes of opportunists; couldn't use his military skills to save himself from a virus that compromises the immune system. Somethings are best left to God & the mystery of time. 3/3
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After a very vocal NRM supporter poured his heart out to me last evening, I can safely say that when
@KagutaMuseveni
leaves power, the major preoccupation for so many will be learning to live without pretending to support him. They might need counselling to unlearn the behavior.
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History is repeating itself. When Idi Amin was accused of killing over one million people it wasn't queried because we hated him. Milton Obote between 500,000 & 800,000 we kept quiet because we didn't like him. Now for
@KagutaMuseveni
it is 7 million. Shall we contest it?
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Saw Gen. Peter Elwelu on
@ntvuganda
speaking arrogantly about the Kasese incident he commanded 5 years ago where hundreds died. Sophocles in Antigone, one of the Theban plays said, "evil seems good to he who is doomed to suffer and short is the time that suffering shall come."
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In Uganda many terror SUSPECTS are normally shot dead or 'put out of action while resisting arrest,' while in Kenya three dangerous CONVICTED terrorists are rearrested alive three days after escaping from jail. The Kenyan Prisons Chief and assistants also sacked and arrested.
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A group of girls; friends from primary school have spent most of their 20s and early 30s together, partying and dismissing men & marriage.
One recently jumped off the bandwagon and introduced her man. Wedding is on. Friends are attacking her like they have been betrayed!
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In Uganda today, when a person related to the government dies, one group praises them, sometimes with unwarranted embellishments. The other, callously dances at their grave. The third keeps dead silent like nothing has happened. It is this silence that I read with seriousness.
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Because of the despicable habit of unscrupulous people, picking medical masks, washing, ironing & repackaging them for sale, it is smarter for users to cut off the straps or better still shred them after use to eliminate the possibility of spreading Covid-19 & other diseases.
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This story is extremely depressing, sad and scary. How does a family move on?
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