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@SlimeGuyEli
Nudy’s song names legit kept me off him for like a year until I finally started listening and realized this dude has no idea how to name songs and just gets them off his food receipts or shit 😂
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@jAMAljERALD
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It’s only gotten crazier with a lotta alcohol being consumed on the street 😂😂😂😂
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@FourVerts
I hated Romo congratulating Nantz immediately though. Let the call breathe and tell him off air
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@vanillaopinions
Haven’t stopped thinking about this tweet for 3 years
SNL is an outdated format I don’t need jokes about a thing four days old when some random person from Idaho already had a better one in real time
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@luna_dota2
@oeste
An absolute howler 😭😭😭 especially when I’ve watched my club win one in the last 5 years
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@DragonflyJonez
His beard journey is kinda wild too. First pic is from 2012 and the rest are since then. While coaching college he just decided he was gonna grow the hardest beard in the game after being clean shaven his whole life 😂
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Fuller took PEDs to keep my fantasy team out of last place. I have nothing but respect and gratitude for this man
Texans’ WR Will Fuller announced on Instagram that he has been suspended six games for violating the NFL’s performance enhancing substances policy.
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@lee_eaton10
@Swagg
Swagg’s Grau is monolithic suppressor, archangel barrel, tac laser, commando foregrip, and 60 round mags
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@_Zeets
“How to Win Friends and Influence People” sounds like a terrifying book written for sociopaths. I have never heard someone trying to help others make friends describe it as “winning” friends
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@TylerIAm
They definitely pulled the same thing the Raiders did with JaMarcus Russell and handed him a blank playbook before the Rams playoff game and Kyler said I like what you drew up to neutralize AD
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@dirtbagqueer
This is like the 100th concerning thing I’ve heard about Tua’s father which is insane
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@Andy_SportFC
@oeste
Yeah yeah yeah I know. I was too focused on seeing the current squads play I completely forgot about the Super Cup in the fall. The second I sent the tweet I had that feeling I was forgetting something important and now I’m getting (rightfully) fried by everyone 😭
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@bykevinclark
Guy who has only watched Mike White play football: getting a lot of Mike White vibes from this Bucs QB
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@DragonflyJonez
@seabrightband
He said that play in game 7 against the warriors wasn’t clutch so you brought up another game 7 winning shot and he said you were changing the topic 😭😭😭😭 we gotta get these weirdos outta here or something
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@EastRiverHeron
@DragonflyJonez
Man I hate draymond but this is a perfect gif response for a draymond vote 😭
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@SharpFootball
The play in the Browns vs Chiefs game where Higgins gets torpedoed by Sorenson’s helmet and fumbles out of the endzone with no flag will be etched into my memory forever
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@Liv_Agar
There’s a 75% chance that post contains a ton of extremely valid criticisms of capitalism, colonialism, and politics but the person comes to the most incorrect, probably fascist, conclusion possible
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@ManuclearBomb
My sister got me a book full of these posters for Christmas and it’s one of my favorite things to flip through. I think she said the artists were only given vague synopses of the movies and told to do whatever. They’re all so wrong but oh so perfect too
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@Ihartitz
I fucking love this. Had the best game of his career and then (rightly) told everyone they don’t care enough
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@BallsackSports
Dude had a shake, bought donuts, Chili’s, probably ate at his work picnic, and got Whataburger. Real eater
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@knicks_tape99
Pushed it back a year for further development and they’re still just gonna give us madden with different team names
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My dad just complained to me about how he had to switch email providers for 20 minutes
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@bluemeth123
@Maxi_Brownz
@JeffPassan
@SportsCenter
We had a top 3 pitching staff last season and Kluber missed 90% of the year wtf are you talking about...
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@TylerIAm
lmao we just gonna act like PG’s most memorable playoff highlight isn’t Dame dotting a 40 foot 3 in his face and waving goodbye?
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@TylerIAm
I had to look up Tobias’ age an was astonished to find out he’s 26. This man been in the league since the late 90s but somehow only 26????
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@PMart14_
@joethomas73
@GLBC_Cleveland
I’d be on his side if a fan threw a beer at him while he was on the field no doubt about that, but he jumped into the dawg pound while up 30. He was clearly looking to bait someone and succeeded. Fans should stay in the stands, players should stay on the field, simple as that
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You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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@MostCrucified
@TylerIAm
Your uncle definitely picked these wood chips up from the local playground
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@ruedoggy
@DragonflyJonez
8000 unsullied started on the show??? You know at least one person has that barber shop side gig for everyone
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@luna_dota2
@oeste
Getting all this hate over Europe’s Community Shield I’m sick to my stomach
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@CDonnick1
Throw on a pair of longjohns, wear multiple pairs of socks, multiple layers, and a blanket or two. Easy money
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@jaymoore28
@ColeyMick
@trod628
Ah yes the man who almost died because of his football injury and still came back to play is really the poster boy for participation trophy culture 🤦🏼♂️
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@PMart14_
@joethomas73
@GLBC_Cleveland
Well yeah, it doesn’t take much to figure that one out. I just don’t understand why Logan Ryan is crying to anyone that will listen about some beer barely getting on him when he willingly jumped into the dawg pound whilst blowing the Browns. Did he expect high fives?
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@ItzKrism
@CasseroleTurner
@GalacticaDrama1
@Smv_of_Heroes
I’m pretty sure he’s showing off a new paint job and the actual clip with sound is accompanied by sexy saxophone music 😭
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@TheWilderThings
My mom finished in the 99.9th percentile last year and is not only still talking shit this year but is currently beating me in this years bracket as well and talking shit on Twitter :/
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If I see Baker slander on the timeline you’re blocked. Defense did what it could but it just wasn’t enough. Not sure about the punt decision but can’t be mad about losing to the Chiefs in the divisional round on a last possession play
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@StewartStev67
@CantEverDie
When my body absorbs 100% of that sweet sweet impact energy instead of the car because the cybertruck doesn’t have crumple zones>>>>>
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Imagine thinking the vast majority of America makes $400k per year 🤦🏼♂️
Harris just promised to raise taxes on the vast majority of Americans.
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@PMart14_
@joethomas73
@GLBC_Cleveland
He’s been whining about it all day lol. He said he’s not allowed to react when he was the one who started the whole situation by jumping into a Browns fan’s lap. If he’s gonna initiate something like that he can’t get mad about anything that happened 🤦🏼♂️
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My roommate just yelled something in his sleep that wasn't English and then began humming. Safe to say I'm somewhat terrified
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Twitter personally attacks me once every few weeks and I am not here for that
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@ColeyMick
Alex Smith won comeback player of the year the second he stepped onto the field a few weeks ago and Steelers fans still think Ben should win it lmao
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I said I’d name my first child “Baker” if he came back and won this game. Looks like Baker Christman will joining the fam eventually
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Honestly love this pick for the Falcons. Kendall could never put it all together while at OSU but if he can get better about locating the ball while still using his Olympic 100m speed to stay with receivers he could be elite. Super high upside pick here
Falcons trade up and land CB Kendall Sheffield in fourth round
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@kimikatherine1
@regularaugust
And OP would probably have an aneurysm if you told him to go to therapy
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