Brittany
@notseriouslor
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Rarely serious. My 3 passions are the USWNT, Taylor Swift, and tv. Gaylors i. She/Her
Joined June 2010
Taylor Swift is the most famous person alive right now. Everything is about her. She is a billionaire. Yes she is talented and works extremely hard. She is an incredible story teller. She’s insanely smart. But she got to this peak by selling her relationships.
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One thing I know about Taylor swift? She’s gonna flirt with the female reporters.
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Castles crumbling tonight? lol.
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Please like this if you’re a gaylor with some kind of higher education. I wanna see something.
How did we let a gaylor into grad school.
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Honestly I think some of you greatly underestimate how crazy she actually is.
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The timeline whenever Taylor sits down at that fuckass piano
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Fine you can wear a lesbian dress and sing mirrorball x guilty as sin, but you HAVE to say karma is the guy on the chiefs!!!!
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So are we ready to discuss the fact that the alchemy isn’t about Travis yet or no???.
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By June 30th she’s just gonna get up there and sing a mashup of Pink Pony Club and lunch.
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Y’all ready to see why we pointed out Travis being in this specific part of the show yet too or….
we moved on too fast from the fact that she is performing the eras tour on the eras tour .
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Why tf they got on the same outfit 😭😭😭.
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One of my favorite tayliar moments is when she tells every city that is even remotely woodsy that it is where she imagined the folklore cabin was originally located.
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I’m sorry but in what universe would the straightest woman alive wear this
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gAyLoRs ThInK tAyLoR iS sEnDiNg ThEm SeCreT sIgNalS. tHeY’rE dElUsIoNaL!. Taylor:.-I sent you signals.-You didn’t even see the signs.-Sending signals to be double crossed.-Message in a bottle is all I can do.-In a morning warning, no one heard.
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Probably the autism.
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I know Taylor doesn’t hate gaylors because this gif gets shared on my timeline 42 times a day calling her hot and y’all are saying she’s fat and pregnant (which she clearly hates).
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-Taylor tomorrow probably.
Maroon really is that bitch.
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If she releases the date she recorded the alchemy I’m going to go into every muted post I have and say i told you so to every single hater.
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Once again… she could’ve had a male dancer on her body while they sing about the bodies that have been on her body lmao.
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She. Brought. Him. On. Stage. During. The. Performance. Within. The. Performance. Part. And. I’m. Supposed. To. Think. This. Is. A. Real. Relationship.
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She removed the archer and long live from the set list for this moment btw.
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Watching miss Americana for the 33rd time, and I can’t believe people feel the need to defend this woman’s heterosexuality on the internet. Gay pride makes me, me is such an insane thing for a straight person to say.
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Almost sounds like she’s describing the lyrics to the al—.
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Do I think they’re any validity to this? No. Do I think they’re soft launching the breakup and have been? Yes.
Travis Kelce has 'major pangs of jealousy' over Taylor Swift working with male dancers: 'His ego gets triggered'
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I hope the ghost of Emily Dickinson haunts them for a lifetime.
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No because cold as you x exile is 100 percent about the fans, and no one can convince me otherwise.
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This week on twitter I learned it’s apparently not queer for 2 girls to kiss, and you absolutely shouldn’t say it is
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This right here is why I am a performanceartlor.
💬| "People greatly underestimate me on how much I’ll inconvenience myself to prove a point if I think I'm right." — @TaylorSwift13 .
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They said, “Babe, you gotta fake it 'til you make it,” and I absolutely refused
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If there’s one thing I know about Taylor swift, it’s that she’s gonna be closer to someone’s wife than any man
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I’m sorry to the 1989 prologue, but I’m shipping her with her friend idc.
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DIANA DIDN’T GET HER TATTOO REMOVED FOR YOU TO SAY THE 1DERLAND MASHUP IS ABOUT TRAVIS KELCE
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So suddenly everyone agrees that the point of Miss Americana wasn’t to come out as a democrat? Interesting.
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Do you guys think she is sitting on evermore long pond studios but it was just too gay to release?.
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Not sure why the travwives are concerned about Taylor not being at the game. Is the house supposed to clean itself??? Who would cook????.
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You could never convince me imgonnagetyouback is about a man.
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Actually I think about it every show, and it makes me want to throw up.
we moved on too fast from the fact that she is performing the eras tour on the eras tour .
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Every time she graces us with the lesbian body suit i can’t believe it’s real.
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Gaylor twitter yesterday: is gaylor dead???. Gaylor twitter today: that gay bitch has done it again
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Gaylors filling out their masterminds every show since April 19th:
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Imagine stanning an artist who simply announces new music and then releases it instead of a psycho who posts 7 green cupcakes that can ruin your whole day
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I’m sorry but no man is eating —— well enough to write a whole song comparing it to religion lolol.
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wHaT wOuLd TrAvIs GeT oUt Of A pR rElAtIoNsHiP.
Jason and Travis Kelce have signed a podcast deal with Amazon for their ‘New Heights’ show that’s valued over $100 million 🤯
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A THREAD OF GAYLORS WHO ARE NOT HOMOPHOBIC AND ARE AVAILABLE FOR AN ERAS TOUR DOC PREMIERE EVENT ⬇️⬇️⬇️.
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In what universe would cara delevinge show up this many times for someone queerbaiting the whole world
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How is it controversial to call this woman gay??? This is what happens when you give a theater fruitcake an unlimited budget.
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She actually stopped the whole mashup to remind you to pay attention to those bridges. And they still are missing it.
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Donna counting down the days till this contract over.
this makes me feel second hand awkwardness like it's palpable
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I’ve had ENOUGH of these gay mashups Taylor! Post him on your feed!
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Not sure why swifties get so mad when you point out lies Taylor tells. I love Tayliar.
Taylor's "first time playing in Wales" vs my picture of her concert in Wales in 2018
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You’re allowed to say he’s crying based on this grainy ass picture, but I can’t think she kissed someone in a crowded room?
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Tree: Yes you can sing Cornelia street/Maroon but you need to post something about Travis. Taylor: Best I can do is enthusiastically comment on someone else’s girlfriend’s live
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Me listening to Betty the first time
@butdaddyilovehr @GaylorEnder No casual listener has ever heard any of her songs and thought she might be queer, not one, because there is nothing queer in her songs, literally.
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But I can’t call her autistic.
the incident culminated a yearlong effort by swift, an avowed kennedy fanatic, to ingratiate herself with the political dynasty. in 2011 the singer revealed her fascination with the family, telling rolling stone: "i just read a 900-page book called 'the kennedy women.'"
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Thinking about 12 year old Taylor Swift writing the Outside and 30 something year old Taylor writing I Look in People’s Windows, and NOW I AM SICK. So thought I’d share with all of you.
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I’m supposed to believe that the person who rhymed cardigan with car again, didn’t intentionally tease the picture/miss her rhyme. Be serious.
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How is she singing about getting bitches and models in a lesbian flag suit, and people call her the straightest woman alive. I will never not be shocked by that.
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wHy WoUlD hE nEeD pR.
'Happy Gilmore 2' Cast announcement: Travis Kelce. Adam Sandler: "He's so funny."
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Anyone with eyes watching this performance: 😳😱 💅🌈. Swifties: So what it’s gay now to scissor your best friend?! I do that every night, and I am STRAIGHT!!
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Hey @taylorswift13 your “fans” are being really disgusting to queer people online. People being doxxed, made fun of for their appearance, and told to k!ll themselves in your name really sucks. Maybe it’s time you say something about it.
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Hmm why would it be a problem to think she might be a lesbian or autistic?.
I’m judging. Y’all get on this app and call her an autistic lesbian with your whole chest. You guys dehumanize her and oversexualize her, and assume sexualities, pick apart her friends, insult her parents, inquire her personal addresses and travels, STALK her, and it’s gross af.
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SHE SAID I KNOW WHAT FLAGGING IS
@notseriouslor Also she sang one of her songs with the “hairpin trigger” line.
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Tree saw these and said get your ass on a plane right this second
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Hey swifties! I think she wants you to know that the exes she sings about have maroon lips and are argumentative, antithetical dream girls.
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Meant to be a wag?! Baby she was meant to be Taylor Fucking Swift. The greatest pop star of our generation. Or a serial killer but luckily for any potential victims and the fbi she went the popstar route.
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“obviously I reflected my own personal experience through these characters” did anyone check on the FOLKLORE IS COMPLETELY FICTIONAL crowd? Are they okay?.
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I’ve been a comingoutlor but still somehow I’m surprised by every mashup that seems to suggest she’s actually gonna do it.
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Dyke chain and lesbian bodysuit? I’m highly suspicious alright.
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Wonder if he’s had some good public relations lately.
🚨REPORT: #Chiefs TE Travis Kelce will have 127 nationally aired TV ads, which is more than double any other player in the league. In the past 30 days, commercials featuring Travis Kelce have had 83,032 airings. THAT IS MORE THAN ANYONE IN THE WORLD. (Via ISpotTV)
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Hetlors thinking no you can’t come to the wedding is about gaylors is so funny to me because what wedding??? Why would we even think we are invited to any wedding?.
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This gay bitch keeps singing about her love that’s disapproved of.
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StOp PrOjEcTiNg YoUr SeXuAlItY oNtO tAyLoR. Baby I knew Taylor was queer before I knew I was. 🤣.
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Swifties clowning for rep tv for her to do another gay gay gay gay gay mashup
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Comingoutlors rise because the archer x yoyok is CRAZIER.
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I will actually never recover because the lover that touched her heart, hips, body, and love with their maroon lips that she calls home that she misses is an argumentative, antithetical dream GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But don’t ask him what they cook! He has to hide that!.
Travis Kelce on his relationship with Taylor Swift:. “You wanna keep things private but at the same time I’m not here to hide anything. That’s my girl, that’s my lady. I’m proud of that.”
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Not a gaylor but the only man I’ve ever seen her look at like this is post malone.
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Any combination of 1989 she could’ve chosen, but she chose this? If she’s not gay, she sure doesn’t care about gay rumors. Lmao.
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If this is the straightest woman alive I guess everyone is at least a little gay
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IF A SINGER DOESN’T WANT PEOPLE TO CALL THEM GAY ON THE INTERNET THEY WOULD NOT BE DOING ALL THIS.
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She conducted the post mortem, and you know what killed her? You didn’t see the signs. She’s begged you to see her, you refused, and it killed her. D-Y-I-N-G! She’s telling the whole story, and if you are missing it, you’re being willfully ignorant at this point.
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