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Taylor Swift is the most famous person alive right now. Everything is about her. She is a billionaire. Yes she is talented and works extremely hard. She is an incredible story teller. She’s insanely smart. But she got to this peak by selling her relationships.
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Castles crumbling tonight? lol
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By June 30th she’s just gonna get up there and sing a mashup of Pink Pony Club and lunch
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I know Taylor doesn’t hate gaylors because this gif gets shared on my timeline 42 times a day calling her hot and y’all are saying she’s fat and pregnant (which she clearly hates)
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She. Brought. Him. On. Stage. During. The. Performance. Within. The. Performance. Part. And. I’m. Supposed. To. Think. This. Is. A. Real. Relationship.
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Do I think they’re any validity to this? No. Do I think they’re soft launching the breakup and have been? Yes
Travis Kelce has 'major pangs of jealousy' over Taylor Swift working with male dancers: 'His ego gets triggered'
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This right here is why I am a performanceartlor
💬| "People greatly underestimate me on how much I’ll inconvenience myself to prove a point if I think I'm right." —
@TaylorSwift13
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Imagine stanning an artist who simply announces new music and then releases it instead of a psycho who posts 7 green cupcakes that can ruin your whole day
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In what universe would cara delevinge show up this many times for someone queerbaiting the whole world
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She actually stopped the whole mashup to remind you to pay attention to those bridges. And they still are missing it.
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I’ve had ENOUGH of these gay mashups Taylor! Post him on your feed!
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Not sure why swifties get so mad when you point out lies Taylor tells. I love Tayliar
Taylor's "first time playing in Wales" vs my picture of her concert in Wales in 2018
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Tree: Yes you can sing Cornelia street/Maroon but you need to post something about Travis
Taylor: Best I can do is enthusiastically comment on someone else’s girlfriend’s live
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Thinking about 12 year old Taylor Swift writing the Outside and 30 something year old Taylor writing I Look in People’s Windows, and NOW I AM SICK. So thought I’d share with all of you.
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Hey
@taylorswift13
your “fans” are being really disgusting to queer people online. People being doxxed, made fun of for their appearance, and told to k!ll themselves in your name really sucks. Maybe it’s time you say something about it.
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SHE SAID I KNOW WHAT FLAGGING IS
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Hey swifties! I think she wants you to know that the exes she sings about have maroon lips and are argumentative, antithetical dream girls
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I will actually never recover because the lover that touched her heart, hips, body, and love with their maroon lips that she calls home that she misses is an argumentative, antithetical dream GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But don’t ask him what they cook! He has to hide that!
Travis Kelce on his relationship with Taylor Swift:
“You wanna keep things private but at the same time I’m not here to hide anything. That’s my girl, that’s my lady. I’m proud of that.”
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Not a gaylor but the only man I’ve ever seen her look at like this is post malone
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If this is the straightest woman alive I guess everyone is at least a little gay
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HER LOVER IN DBATC IS THE ARGUMENTATIVE, ANTITHETICAL DREAM GIRL
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@sIaylorswift
How many times do I have to tell y’all that no one goes harder for Chappell than gaylors. I learned about Chappell on gaylor twitter forever ago. Keep your homophobia away from that queen
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gaylors after Taylor sang it’s nice to have a friend of Dorothea
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I think the swifties are so quiet today because they’re confused. No matter how many hoops you jump through you cannot make those surprise songs about Travis, and they genuinely cannot interpret her art unless it is connected to a man.
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Honestly I kind of feel a little bad for the swifties because they’re gonna be so shocked and blindsided
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There are lyrics gaylors, numbers gaylors, color gaylors, music gaylors, queer history gaylors, dates gaylors, and I am none of those. But y’all keep up the good work.
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Let me get this gay: she wore the lesbian flag in 2 different ways on flag day and then sang a song with female pronouns into one about someone beautiful with hair falling into place like dominoes??
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🧣: STOP SEXUALIZING TAYLOR
Taylor: you know what actually make this bodysuit cover less
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Carrying her dead body away from being shot and being one of the men forcing her to perform for the crowd 😭😭😭. We just live in alternate universes. It really is so wild and impressive that she has pulled this off for so long.
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So Tayvis is over? Because what do you mean it was the wrong guy, you’ll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team, and you’re on your own kid
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Biggest supporter? Chris Olsen has been to more international shows than him lol
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If you aren’t a comingoutlor what do you think the weird goodbye like speeches/sentimentality is about? Do you think she’s retiring? Shifting to something else? Yellow brick roading?
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@MCPants02
“People often greatly underestimate me on how much I’ll inconvenience myself to prove a point”
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Taylor getting ready to sing her very heterosexual mashup about a dream girl with maroon lips:
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You’re telling me she played the BOLTER/GETAWAY CAR followed by All of the Girls You Loved Before/Crazier during pride month and I’m not supposed to think she’s gay??? Tis the Damn Season indeed
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I’d like to have a few words with the her kindergarten teacher
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McKenzie can I ask you a question…?
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Why is everything Taylor does intentional until it’s queer flagging or indicating she’s gonna come out? She’s a mastermind but those are accidents or too far? The arrogance/moral superiority is getting on my nerves today. We can have different opinions and guess what! That’s fine
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I know the antispeculation crowd loves this one too but I hate it here/the lakes? Okay autismlor
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Speak out against a genocide
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I’m afraid she gave us that ass picture and behind the scenes videos because there’s about to be a giant tayvis spectacle
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Being a TS 🤡 is so fun because she could premiere a music video, release need or live songs, announce debutation, drop karma, release a book, announce a cook book, give a big personal announcement, or tease a film but probably she’ll just play maroon on guitar and yoyok on piano
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The relationships are the PR that got her to this peak. I truly do not understand why this is such a controversial belief. That doesn’t mean the relationships are all fake, but it does mean that the parts she shares are part of her brand.
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I think y’all are losing the plot (this bitch and her gay shoes) because why is she wearing these?! Why did Tree point it out!
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To think we know Taylor, the real person is what is insane. Of course she isn’t sharing all of her real life with us. That would be diagnosably insane. She’s sharing glimpses of her life crafted into a purposeful narrative. To sell music. That’s the job. That’s her specific thing
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I would rather watch that awkward date with Jack Stone for 2 hours than hear another word come out of Lee's mouth.
#TheBachelorette
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This was for those of you who said it wasn’t a gay song lol
The only reason for her to sing the beginning of song alone before she brought Gracie out was so she could explicitly sing about a woman
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Who had flavor flav being the biggest supporter of women on their bingo card
The US Women’s Waterpolo team has won the GOLD MEDAL THREE OLYMPICS IN A ROW,,, these women should not have to be working 2-3 side jobs to be able to compete.
FLAVOR FLAV promises to sponsor/support captain Maggie Steffens the US Women’s Waterpolo team,,,
GO
#TeamUSA
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Gaylors/hetlors. It doesn’t matter. This fucking play is about us. We ALL make her feel like a caged animal. But so does she. She chose this life. WE ARE ALL COMPLICIT. That’s the point of TTPD. That’s the point of the performance art.
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I would like the people who told me I was stupid for thinking Thank You Aimee was about the media to SIT DOWN
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Hi! If you’re following me because I predicted castles crumbling yesterday, I am a gaylor. If you think it is starting to make sense that taylor is not the argumentative, antithetical dream girl she was singing about feel free to stick around. We have fun here.
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Hi! Welcome to any baby gaylors. If you need direction on finding any lore message me. I guarantee you’ll have a lot more fun over here! We’re mostly nicer and definitely funnier than your gen pop swifties.
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Yeah that’s because someone was coming, and she had to cut it short.
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One day you’re sitting on the bus listening to Tim McGraw and in the blink of an eye you’re googling scooter Braun’s least favorite colors and how many days it’s been since she last played dear reader
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The gloves aren’t just because it was cold. She sang Getaway Car. Jack and the money bag? They mean something.
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Taylor’s designers always being like and by the way this bitch 🏳️🌈
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Not to parasocial too hard, but I know Taylor thinks these jokes are funny lol
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Actually cackling at the thought that she saw this picture every other post on the timeline and said I’m so hot that’s not enough. Let’s share it officially and in 4k.
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🧣: GaYlOrS aRe HoRrIbLe PeOpLe
The horrible gaylors in question lmao
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Hope Taylor does something really 🏳️🌈 tonight so the gaylors can stop fighting
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And I get crucified by swifties for saying he’s a part of the performance art???
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Just so we’re queer: she wore the lesbian flag in 2 different ways (on flag day). Then sang a song with female pronouns into one about someone beautiful with hair falling into place like dominoes?? FOLLOWED BY the Great War (hairpin triggers) AND YOU’RE LOSING ME. YOU’RE JOKING!
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The eras tour, social media, interviews are all a part of her brand. Because she is PUBLICLY sharing that info. Doesn’t mean it’s true. Doesn’t mean it’s false. It simply is the reality of being a famous popstar who is famous because she writes about her relationships.
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Keeping things private and having secret relationships is not a bad thing. It’s what she would have to do to maintain any sense of normalcy in the relationship. It doesn’t mean she is some evil lying master manipulator. It means she keeps some things just for herself.
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IF TAYLOR SWIFT CARED ABOUT US SPECULATING ABOUT HER SEXUALITY SHE COULD SIMPLY STOP SINGING THE GAYEST POSSIBLE SONGS WHILE WEARING THE LESBIAN FLAG DURING PRIDE MONTH
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Can’t a girl be a unserious comingoutlor/performanceartlor in peace? Why are y’all seeing my tweets now?? I just want to read smart threads and jokes from my likeminded friends.
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Taylor didn’t play maroon 6 times looking like this for y’all to still be late stage kaylors (this is a joke)
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Idk looks like a soft launch of a breakup to me
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I actually love the so high school performance because she could be seated next to a male dancer but purposely flirts with the blonde dancer with the hair thing happening. But sure that song is about Travis
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We all have our muses, but this is why I hate the muse wars. It’s not about these damn men. It’s not about your favorite muse. It’s about her and her story.
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Dangerous gaylors? Feeding squirrels and crows. Making jokes. Fighting time crime. Reading poetry. Doing lyrical analysis. Learning about color theory, queer history, and astrology. Oh and fighting each other about labels. We are such a threat. Someone lock us up.
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I LOVE watching her make music. Getting a chance to witness history is so unreal. Imagine if you could watch Mozart compose or Picasso paint. The world sucks right now but at least I live in the same time as Taylor Swift
Writing this entire song from 2am to 6am was some of the most fun I’ve ever had in my life.
@taylorswift13
now we know how to use a fire extinguisher. I love you.
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@sIaylorswift
The fact that you stand by this horrific take and have 30,000 followers is not only disgusting but embarrassing for you and Taylor swift.
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She’s a fucking genius because we are losing our minds about the performance of it all, and I’m sure the swifties are convinced they’re engaged and that was a declaration of their love.
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If Taylor hates gaylors then why’d she do this. Explain that to me.
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