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Frick, for sure one of my fav Shakira edits 🔥💯
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🚨🚨GUYS AUTOPLAY IS UPDATING TODAY‼ SO JUST SPAM ALL SHAKIRA SONG LINKS WHICH HAVE VERY LESS STREAMS‼
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@ahoramellama
WTFFF
THE KIHA FANS THINK WHATEVER KIHA DOES IS HER ORIGINAL💀💀💀
SHAKIRA FIRST DYED HER HAIR WITH THAT COLOR 💀💀💀
KIHA G ALWAYS COPPYING SHAK WOULD NEVER BE TIRING FOR YA'AL???
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The top 10 best dressed on the met gala 2024 according to me:
1. Shakira and Harris Reed (even I don't know who she was)
2. Alia Bhatt
3. Zendaya
4. Tyla
5. Cardi
6. Jlo
7. Bad bunny
8. Doja (the towel one)
9. Kim
10. Lana
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WTFF, GUYS‼ TIEMPO SIN VERTE IS THE LEAST STREAMED NON-REMIX TRACK ON THE ALBUM WITH ONLY 100K DAILY STREAMS‼ IT ONLY HAS 4 MILLION TOTAL STREAMS‼
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@OnikaNewss
Lol the Shak and Cardi one looks x100 better🤣
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It's not like nicki's tusa at all
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Guys should we start some petition for
@shakirastuff_
to manage Shakira's social media and stuff?
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@beyoncehaskids
@_bowdowntoshak
THERE ARE DANCE STYLES PEFORMED BY SHAKIRA YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW,LOL💅
BET YOUR FAV ARTIST CANT EVEN DO HALF OF THAT😂
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@pinkxyoncestan
@vuelvestan
IT HAS 15 MILLION DOWNLOADS CAUSE IT WAS A SINGLE WITH NO PHYSICAL COPY FOR SELLING OFFICIALY
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I was the first one to see mother's tweet‼
It was actually 27 secs but I refreshed
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You better go to McDonald's, cause that's the only thing you could afford💀
Photoshop won't help you gowrl
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@pinkxyoncestan
ATLEAST SHAKIRA'S FEAT.'S WERE A HIT🤣
POOR JAY-Z'S WIFE ONLY HAS BEAUTIFUL LIAR, TELIPHONE AND A SONG JAY-Z GAVE HER AS HITS😂
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@ThePopStuff
One has been making music since 1991
One has been making music since 2013
Still, the person who stated in 1991 is overtaking the other one... the Longetivity should be praised🤌🛐
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@PlayThatPop
@prince
@Madonna
@Beyonce
@daftpunk
@ladygaga
@LanaDReyOnline
@coachella
Honestly, Lana's was the best one.. It was better than Beyoncé's
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@mirrorballsec
OMGOMGOMG ‼ HOW DID IT GO❔‼
YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY RECORD IT, WE HAVE TO SEE HOW WELL YOU DID😂
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@ahoramellama
Shak was global and was not only touring in LATAM💀
And she not only sang in Spanish but English and Frech and other languages too
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Ya'al have nothing expect her tour anyway
Shak's net worth when she was 33 was $80 million
Kiha G $25 million
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Weekend had that stage desgin first not Taylor
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Taylor copied the Snake and the dance idea
... We really love Taylor Swift and the Eras tour, wouldn't it be better if ya'al join us and support rather than fighting?
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Shakira did not attend the Latin American Music Awards 2024 However, she won 3 awards:
- Best Artist – Pop
- Best Song – Pop for "Acróstico"
- Song of the Year for "TQG"
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@PlayThatPop
@ladygaga
@taylorswift13
@katyperry
@Beyonce
@Madonna
@shakira
If you're talking like of all time, then for sure it's Queen Madoana 🛐
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@JLoLegend69
Lol, what?? Not you comparing a free concert with a paid one
Their last paid concerts:
Lol, Shak did $2 million in a night that too in 2018🤣🤣🤣
Jlo is doing $5.6 million In 3 shows lol🤣
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Not a Kiha G fan talking bout lip syncing when Kiha G has been doing that since birth🤣🤣
She does it in every concert🤣
so are we just going to ignore the fact that shakira was lip syncing and using the same playback from her vmas performance for her tsx performance in times square ???
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Come back when Kiha gets streams outside LATAM..
Shakira’s ‘Las Mujeres Ya No Lloran’ falls 46 spots to
#96
in its 3rd week on the Billboard 200 album chart.
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@pinkxyoncestan
ME ENAMORÉ ( A SOLO SONG)
IT HAS MORE VIEWS COMPARED TO EVERY SINGLE BEYONCÉ HIT EXCEPT HALO AND SINGLE LADIES
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING OFFENCIVE TO BEYONCÉ IN THIS TWEET, HOPE YOU DONT GIVE HATE BACK
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Forget it, you could never end
Longest Charting Spanish-Language Albums by Female Latin Artists on the Billboard Top 200 Albums chart :
MAÑANA SERÁ BONITO - 59 weeks
Mi Tierra - 46 weeks
KG0516 - 44 weeks
Dreaming Into You - 40 weeks
MSB (BICHOTA SEASON) - 35 weeks
Fijación Oral - 33 weeks
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@Crestials
@heardaboutuss
@itgirlposts
YEH, HAVING 2 OF THE 5 MOST STREAMED SONGS OF 2023 IS NOT ODINARY ..ITS SOMETHING PEEYONCÉ CAN'T EVEN DREAM OF... HIT SONGS❔, SHAKIRA DOES NOT HAVE HITS ,SHE HAS 'GLOBAL HITS'‼..PEEYONCÉ IS ONLY KNOWN FOR HER COLLAB WITH SHAKIRA AND JAY-Z..HALO IS THE LEAST KNOWN SONG IN ASIA💀
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Oh those Bad bunny fans who don't like Shakira are back...
Bad Bunny and Rosalía were the most talked about Latin/Hispanic artists last night at the
#MetGala
2024 on social media 🇵🇷🇪🇸
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MY TWITTER CIRCLE‼
(I don't know why latin american music awards is in it nor that blue rope thing)
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@jkxkg13
AND EVEN AFTER THAT ACRÓSTICO HAS MORE LIKES THAN THAT HOLE IN THE BED SONG😂MIND YOU ACRÓSTICO DID IT IN LESS THAN AN YEAR AND IT ALREADY HAS HALF VIEWS OF HOLE IN THE BED IN JUST 9 MONTHS 💅HOLE IN THE BED IS 5 YEARS OLD😂
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@sixtysixinch
Lol, people still sing Waka Waka in filled stadiums even when she wasn't even there.
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Gosh, She actually looks like Milan and Sasha's big sister💖
Shakira looking like Milan & Sasha’s big Sister 😍
What the ever loving heck is going on?
@3gerardpique
surely brought her down. Sometimes binning trash is all it takes really.
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@ahoramellama
@acrostico24
@Duquesaswiftie
@daamladmu1
Note how she is more beautiful than 7 generations of your bloodline
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I'M LITTERALLY OBSESSED WITH
#Shakira
#LMYNL
I'M NOT AFRAID THAT THE ALBUM WILL HAVE 1 BILLION STREAMS OF ME ALONE, ITS SO SO SO GOOOD THAT I LITTERALLY CAN'T EXPRESS IT IN WORDS🤌
EVERY SINGLE SONG PASSES ME SOME ENERGY,IT MAKES ME DANCE EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO IT‼🕺
LOVE IT💖
At the end of the day, Shakira gave us an skipless album.
All bops. Properly produced. Multi-genre. No matter the numbers, she ate.
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@nalgasatwerkear
Lol, Shakira and Billie are none of your damn business... the thing is, they both ended Kiha G🤣
Dear, your account has more tweets bout all other artists except your own fave 🤣🤣
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Albums' Global Streams (Spotify + YouTube Music):
El Dorado: 11.7B
Sale el Sol: 9.6B
Oral Fixation: 5.2B
SHAKIRA: 4.5B
Laundry Service: 3.4B
*Bonus
S12 (upcoming album): 7.5B
•Chantaje alone: 4.4B
-----1000 Light Years-----
RENAITANKSSE: 3.1B 💀
YOU UGLY LITTLE TROLL💀💀
You’re right, we’re in 2024!
RENAISSANCE outstreamed nearly all of Shakira’s flop albums
RENAISSANCE tour outgrossed all of shakira’s tours combined
The RENAISSANCE film outgrossed the El Dorito Film hundreds times over
CUFF IT ended every SOLO track from shakira in decades
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@attentionforari
Why aren't her monthly listeners increasing though, it decreased 200,000 today☹
BUT I'M TELLIN' YA'AL SHE IS GONA REACH 100 MILLION MONTHLY LISTENERS THIS TIME, SHE IS GONA SURPASS TAYLOR 🛐
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Lol, those 2 hour ticket sales ended Jold's whole carrer 🤣
This bitch is insane I am crying.
It’s been only two hours and the tour starts in November are y’all insane?
The DEMAND IS INSANE.
Tickets are selling like hawt fries like y’all weren’t crying shaking throwing up about the ticket prices literally an hour ago. 😭
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LOL,WE ARE NOT A BUNCH OF ILLITERATE AND UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE LIKE YOU🤣
WE ARE HER TRUE FANS AND CAN MEMORISE HER LINES IN A DAY🤣
POOR ROSAKIHA NEVER MADE SUCH GLOBAL SONGS
BE JEALOUS YA'AL THAT COHETE WITH RAUW IS ENDING KIHA'S WHOLE CAREER💨
VIDEO OF FANS SINGING PUNTERÍA:
pero que, a parte de hacer playback, ha pregrabado diferentes voces para hacer creer que el público está cantando su canción como si de un hit se tratase. por favor esto es vergonzoso 😭😭😭😭
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@Duquesaswiftie
In less than a day, Shakira is breaking records..
LMNYL (
#1
) is the highest peaking album on Itunes Worldwide by a female latin artist this decade , surpassing Karol G's MAÑANA SERÁ BONITO (
#7
only)
Shakira surpassed her God daughter
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@shakira
YOUR TEAM CAN'T STOP MAKING MISTAKES‼, THERE IS NO LINK ON YOUR INSTA STORY IT'S JUST A LINK IMAGE
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@NoahFentys
Shakira for sure
The tickets are expensive.
Lana del rey
Rihanna
I'd choose dua if I had one more
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WHAT THE FUVKKK, GUYS‼‼
DO YA'AL THINK I'TS TRUE?? this was some random instagram post so...
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@CrfMilanista
Mind you, even jlo collabed with the artists Shakira collabed with like maluma, cardi b, etc..
BUT THE THING IS 😂 JLO COULD ONLY MAKE FLOPS 😂 POOR JLO IS F.I.P (FLOPING IN PEICE)
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Spotify streams:
HDL (2006): 1.36M
Día de Enero (2005): 663k
Antología (1995): 537k
Inevitable (1998): 479k
-----KAROGRE: 0 CLASSICS-----
Contigo (2024): 1.1M
Tusa (2020): 368k
Gatúbela (2022): 322k
S91 (2023): 300k
Bichota (2021): 293k
Secreto (2019): 202k
Mi Cama (2018): 84k
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Lol, You guys always talk too much.. yaal tweet without even knowing the whole thing
Those 14 shows are only of the first leg, the Asia, Europe,Africa dates will be announced later
Tankira fans dragged Jlo for cancelling 7 shows out of 37 due to schedule conflict , but their fav. doing only 14 shows ?! oh taxkira the flop mother you are 😭
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Globalkira 👑
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@tqmtqg
SHAKIRA WON'T COPPY THAT 😂 GO GIVE KAROL A GOOD SONG TO PEFROM AT THE COACHELLA, WHAT SHE PEFORMED WAS HIPS DONT LIE😂 THE FACT THAT KAROL DOESN'T HAVE A GLOBAL HIT EXCEPT TQG AND TUSA IS FUNNY😂
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@ahoramellama
Lol, Hips don't lie is still on the Global chart even after being 18 years older than Amargura🤣🤣
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@CarlosG44510500
@FionaCoral
@karolg
Lol..she got all of em thanks to Shakira 🤣
There might be like 2 or 3 awards which she got without Shakira
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@gusnitta
HOW CAN YOU QUESTION THE GREATEST LATIN ARTIST OF ALL TIME‼
PEOPLE LITTERALLY SING WAKA WAKA IN FOOTBALL STADIUMS WHEN SHAKI WASN'T EVEN THERE, WITH LARGER AUDIENCE😂
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SHAKIRA HAD A WAY BIGGER ATTENDANCE WHEN SHE PEFORMED IN TURKEY, EGYPT(+100k), MEXICO(+170k)
LOL😂
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Kiha fans spit a lot about her spotify streams, AND STILL KIHA COULD NEVER EVEN CRACK 60M MONTHLY LISTENERS ON SPOTIFY even after getting so many streams 🤣🤣
This proves that all the streams she gets are from those 50M listeners and is not global at all🤣
Karol G es la única artista latina con dos álbumes en el top 50 de Spotify Global esta semana
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Lol,that's not even updated🤣 she has sold 125 million currently🤣
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Kiha fans spit a lot about her spotify streams, AND STILL KIHA COULD NEVER EVEN CRACK 60M MONTHLY LISTENERS ON SPOTIFY even after getting so many streams 🤣🤣
This proves that all the streams she gets are from those 50M listeners and is not global at all🤣
Para que vean que las vibraciones de odio en Twitter no tienen impacto en la vida real, Karol tiene una enorme legión de admiradores, siempre estarán transmitiendo sus canciones, apreciando su trabajo, pagando mucho por las entradas para verla en los estadios y votando por el 🏆.
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OMG THE SONG SOUNDS AMAZING‼
How exciting! After a message from Shakira, a clip of “(Entre Paréntesis)” played at a Grupo Frontera concert! Sounds amazing already! 😍
Clip courtesy of ShakiraHQ!
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@pinkxyoncestan
FRESHLYGROUND IS NOT THE BEATLES
MALUMA IS NOT JUSTIN BEIBER
CARLOR VIVES IS NOT JAY-Z
CARLINHOS BROWN IS NOT DRAKE
NICKY JAM IS NOT TRAVIS SCOTT
KAROL G IS NOT KATY PERRY
THEN WHY IN HELL DO YOU EVEN CARE ‼
SHAKIRA MADE THOSE SONGS FAMOUS ON HER OWN, YOU GUYS HAVE TO ACCEPT IT
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@Senysara1
YOU JUST POSTED ONE OF SHAKIRA'S PEFORMANCES ... WHAT ABOUT OTHER ONES .... AND AS YOU CAN SEE IT.. ALL BETTER THAN BEY FOR SURE...
3 WORLDCUP PEFORMANCES WATCHED BY BILLIONS 🌟..
...SHE ALWAYS FILLED STADIUMS.. LOOK AT THE LAST PIC IT TELLS ABOUT THE HIGHEST ATTENDANCE‼
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OMG I FOUND SOME VIDEO WITH SOMEONE ASKING SHAK BOUT TOM CRUSE, KAROL G AND ALL IN THE MET GALA‼‼
(The english video is in the comments)
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Lol, atleast people know who Shakira is 🤣
Unlike local Kiha G who had to pay to go in to the met gala looking like an LMYNL AD with an ugly hip shaper🤣
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What should be my next profile header which matches my profile picture? (I just posted what I got, ya'al can send me better headers if you have)
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@hotlinedit
@ThePopStuff
One has been making music since 1991
One has been making music since 2013
And Shak is still overtaking fad bunny🤣
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Thank you for clarifying who uses bots (by monamie)
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@aziaeeee
•Spotify streams
TQG: 917,134,329 (1.2M+ daily)
Rain On Me: 1,025,596,967 (300k+ daily)
•Conclusion: TQG will also end Rain On Me so hard on Spotify considering the fact it has almost reached the same amount of streams as ROM in just one year. ROM is 4 years old, mind you...
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