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whatchew gon' do when i appear? not affiliated to anyone/Fan account.
Joined September 2020
His surgeons deserve a Nobel chile, the buccal fat removal and the rhinoplasty so impeccably done wow. He actually looks like he would look like this in irl. Lip fillers flawless, and facelift eating. Ate ate ate it zown.
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Shakira performed at the Superbowl and left. Hasn't mentioned it once since.
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@PopBase To everyone that doesn't know, Shakira's mother in law asked Shakira to admit to the press that her son didn't cheat, she didn't like her long hair so she made her cut it short, also blamed shakira for being too busy in her career and knew about his son cheating and accepted it.
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When Henry Cavill almost broke his neck oh he wanted her so bad.
do y'all have that one shakira video?.
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Gerard Piqué screaming at Milan because Milan called Shakira during the event and was bored there. What an evil man.
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Fans de Karol G, les recordamos a todos que esta canción debe hacer números históricos, Karol es enorme cuando se trata de streams y Shakira también, tenemos que terminar con Bad Bunny y las colaboraciones gringas que salen el mismo día. Vamos a la guerra, punto final.
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Otra canción de bad bunny hablando de extrañar a su ex, así que le van a decir que siga adelante o es solo Shakira por la que todos están preocupados?
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After already selling 416k units in the United States, Shakira’s latest album Las Mujeres Ya No Lloran is now certified 7x Latin platinum. This is the fastest for any Latin album in history.
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Two years ago tewday Shakira released the greatest diss song in music history and broke the internet.🔥
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At 33, Shakira becomes the youngest ever recipient of the Person of the Year by the Latin Recording Academy. A tribute to the greatest Latin artist in music history.❤️.
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Todos preocupados por quien va a ser la próxima reina, pero yo soy latina mi amor, mi reina es Shakira.
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Babe get up new bts of Shakira’s performance just dropped from the VMAs.🔥🔥
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Which Colombian artist do y’all think is the most recognised globally? Be honest.
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Shakira, never in her entire life of 45 years, has ever feuded with anyone in the entire industry, hasn't been in controversy for any celebrity beef or petty comments, gestures or conduct towards her peers. Shakira deserves to be celebrated.💗
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Shakira should be top 5 greatest pop star in music history. Fuck billboard and everyone that doesn’t agree. You can’t change my mind.
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Shakira deciding to wear a latin designer meanwhile these so called Latino artists living in the US wearing American designers to the MET tells me everything i need to know about their shameless hypocrisy.
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Gerard Pique cheating rumours were floating around, Shakira was nowhere to be found and suddenly it was all out in the open, he was seen with his new girl making out. The world thought Shakira is going to stay hidden. Three hours later Shakira was at Cannes dressed for revenge.
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BREAKING : SHAKIRA HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR THE POSSESSION OF TALENT.
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Shakira se distanció de un pedófilo, imagina trabajar durante cuatro décadas para rectificar la imagen de un país y 7 ratas vuelven a cantar sobre drogas, sexo y pedofilia. Absolutamente asqueroso. They thought they ate. Another day of being thankful that I stan a queen.❤️
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Lemme remind y’all who Shakira is actually . Your gringo faves bow down to her talent and humility. Don’t test my mother.💋
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“ I mean I know you’re Shakira and awl, but your music and story is everything, it’s ever inspiring, I can’t believe I met you today “. - Cardi B after meeting Shakira today at the Paris Fashion Week. Exactly tell ha Cardi.😭💋
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Y’all can’t convince me that Shakira wasn’t paying tribute to the late legendary Tejano queen Selena Quintanilla. The dancing, the costume, the two stepping to the side, the vockhels Shakira remembers you miss Selena.🩷🥺.
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Ojos Asi becomes the first ever Spanish song to be performed at the Superbowl. Shakira becomes the first Latin American to perform at the Superbowl halftime show. History is made.🔥.
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Shakira improvising awn the set of Beautiful Liar, love how the choreographers are shook and applauding.🔥🔥
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I love how Shakira is so mature and classy when it comes to handling her personal life. She's a rare gem, always focussing awn the positives, never disrespecting or going out of her way to look petty. Classy queen, these American gworls should take notes. #WeLoveYouShakira
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Imagine going to a foreign land and conversing in their native tongue, only the prodigious Shakira can relate. The American girlies struggling to speak en inglés chile.
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Shakira fue específicamente a la ciudad natal de la rata y lo va a acabar en su propio lugar. Lo amamos.🔥
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Shakira Mebarak, Madonna and MJ are the greatest artists with the most cultural impact and influence in human history.
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“ you’re gonna be the best news out of Colombia”. AND DID. Shakira has been the biggest Colombian/ Latin American artists awn the planet since her debut. The crown is untouched.❤️
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Shakira es una troll. Ella interpretó TQG afuckingain, pero solo, en el mismo estadio donde estaba presente una mujer que le faltaba el respeto, por lo que le recordó a la mucca lo que perdió al hablar mierda sobre una leyenda.💋
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A Spanish album in the middle of New York by an artist that debuted in the early 90s. I think we awl know it, but lemme repeat it real quick, there will never be a Latin artist of Shakira’s calibre. NAWT ONE.
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SHAKIRA COMING BACK TO ZOOTOPIA OMGGGG GETTT UPPPP NEW ENGLISH SMASH HIT COMING 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Shakira so legendary. The Arabs claim her, the Latinos worship her, the Indians eat her up, the Pakistanis been singing her songs since forever,awl wrong lyrics but they be singing chile, the French always stream her to number one every time she releases, oh she’s so loved.❤️
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Billboard ranks Shakira’s Vanguard Medley as the best performance of the night. Flawless performance as usual, mother devoured.🔥
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Shakira has cancelled award show performances for years, cancelled talk show appearances, delayed music, been aloof from the public eye to be a stay at home mom for years, always posted videos of Milan and Sasha playing piano, surfing, going out with them, dropping them to school.
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Shakira living her best life post her separation with Piqué, ageing backwards and thriving. Bad Bitch mode : AWN.
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Shakira has never had a beef with a single person in the industry for the last 34 years, she is the most unproblematic artist in music history, always been supportive of her peers. So every tongue that rises against her, immediately tastes dirt. You can't win against good karma.
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A reminder that Shakira was never allowed to wear these outfits because Gerard Piqué didn't like that she wore revealing clothes. Look at mother now, poosea is out and tetas are sitting. Exactly.
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Bebi, Shakira has headlined the most watched live event awn the planet not once, not twice but thrice. She doesn’t need nobody. Everyone needs her, fcuk Coachella.
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This bih is so FUCKEN talented, she said imma play drums and clap dem cheeqs too. She's such a ball of energy, so vibrant and ever smiling. Shakira AAAAA ILHSFM.😭❤️.
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"you're gonna be the best news out of Colombia". Gloria Estefan called it and the rest is history. Shakira was only 21 already Grammy nominated, a sold out world tour and an upcoming crossover that changed the course of history. Imagine thinking we gaf about khias.
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Shakira wearing a Rolex for her performance after Piqué lied about his Casio sponsorship.
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THE GREATEST ARTIST IN LATIN MUSIC HISTORY, SHAKIRA MEBARAK. ABSOLUTE LEGEND.
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I seriously love Karol G so much, the way she genuinely knows the meaning of this win, her first win and that too with Shakira. Oh she’s here to stay.💋.
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Don't ever come here and compare Shakira to a bunny or a G or any awf those creatures. Shakira's career trajectory changed the course awf Latin music, she's incomparable, her career was built awn sheer talent and hard work. Gloria Estefan elaborates :
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Shakira three decades into her career making a stadium full of 58 thousand people sing a Spanish ballad word to word. THE GREATEST OF AWL TIME.😭🩷
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"Chris Martin, @iamwill and @AlejandroSanz have been checking awn me constantly during this difficult time, i mean @iamwill sent me flowers and beautiful prayers the other day wishing for peace for me and my kids in this difficult time".💗. - Shakira.
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Shakira talks about Punteria and Cardi B and the concept behind the music video.
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Shakira should do the Superbowl again, solo this time. She's fit, she got the hits and she can do it.
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Shakira teaching kids in South Africa the Waka Waka dance.❤️. Every single penny earned from Waka Waka was sent to the 1Goal Foundation for children. Waka Waka went awn to become the highest selling WC song of awl time.
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Shakira Pies Descalzos version y Laundry Service version. They're so grown, i have to cry.🥲
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American girlies will have to be reborn seven times to even dream of attempting anything that Shakira does awn stage. Everyone can look a great performer if you have 200 dancers and costume changes and fireworks. What you do alone awn stage matters.
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Cuando la raza humana desaparezca y llegue otra civilazacion, ojala encuentran esta cancion con esta presentacion para que crean que fuimos perfectos. Una oruga visita una flor de hibisco y se convierte en una hermosa mariposa y .finalmente sus alas caen al suelo.🥺. Shakira👸🏼
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If I were a latino I would be so fucking proud of Shakira. Like a god reincarnate, known in every corner of the planet and yet these dumb rats disrespect her so much.
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Shakira changed my life with her music, her incredible power to transcend through genres like the prodigy she is has always been an inspiration to millions of musicians like me. We love you so much, Reina. There will NEVER be another Shakira🦄
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Three years ago, Shakira became the first latina in history to perform a Spanish language song awn the Superbowl stage. The way she commanded that entire stage, performing solo with just a rope, nobody will evvah. Happy Birthday Shakira
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At 33 years of age Shakira Mebarak became the youngest artist in music history to win Person of The Year, awarded by the Latin Recording Academy for outstanding contributions to arts, performances and philanthropy. GREATEST OF AWL TIME.👸🏼
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Shakira fixing Danna Paola’s hair like the mother she is. This is so sweet, imagine how much praise and comfort Danna provided her.❤️.
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The sheer audacity to take centre stage when 100 M people are watching you with no help from 3000 background dancers or elaborate costumes to cover up your lack of talent. That’s how you become the GREATEST PERFORMER IN HUMAN HISTORY.😌.
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A reminder that Piqué's mom doesn't like her grandchildren either because they aren't "pure catalans". Shakira has been subjected to a lot of abuse behind closed doors, so i ain't surprised.
Shakira and Gerard Pique's mom reportedly got into a physical altercation after she helped her son hide Clara Chia affair. 🔗:
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Pop culture icon, global phenomenon and the greatest of awl time. Oh Shakira keep stepping awn necks.
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Shakira clearing Billie Eyelish in 2022, only Madonna held this kind of power in her 40s. Shakira really transitioned so effortlessly into the streaming era, and is now competing with the 19 year olds and beating them. Greatest living latina legend for a reason.💜
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Does she know Dubai has the exact same rules as Qatar where she has already performed? 😭. The desperation to look woke and the need for appeasement omgg i love dua but the math ain't mathing.
Dua Lipa clears rumors about performing at the opening ceremony of the World Cup in Qatar. ‘I will not be performing & nor have I ever been involved in any negotiation to perform [. ] I look forward to visiting Qatar when it has fullfilled all the human rights pledges it made’
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Shakira recieved a total of 18 platinum plaques globally, from four continents at once and it became one of the most important albums in the English language released by a mainstream Latin artist ever. No latin artist has achieved this ever, 17 years later the record is intact.
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Beyoncé stans so delusional they really think Shakira needed to take notes from her for a rising tower. Chile, Shakira was doing awl that and more when Beyoncé still was Destiny’s Child. Don’t disrespect a Latina legend just because you are illiterate about her music.
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One thing about Shakira, whichever live performance she touches every next year she will be the trending gorl. Be it Superbowl season, FIFA opening and closing, VMAs or the Grammys. We love the most impactful latin artist in history.
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Trying to cry but Shakira said mujeres ya no lloran omg it’s getting out of hands now.
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Only Shakira can make a stadium full of Brazilians sing a two decade old all Spanish ballad. Brasil doesn’t give a single fuck about Spanish music mind you. 🇧🇷💗
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It will never cease to amaze me how Shakira used lycanthropy in She Wolf and actually managed to rhyme "ask of me" and "lycanthropy". A genius.🔥
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