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@kewchiy
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10 months
His surgeons deserve a Nobel chile, the buccal fat removal and the rhinoplasty so impeccably done wow. He actually looks like he would look like this in irl. Lip fillers flawless, and facelift eating. Ate ate ate it zown.
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Shakira performed at the Superbowl and left. Hasn't mentioned it once since.
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@kewchiy
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2 years
@PopBase To everyone that doesn't know, Shakira's mother in law asked Shakira to admit to the press that her son didn't cheat, she didn't like her long hair so she made her cut it short, also blamed shakira for being too busy in her career and knew about his son cheating and accepted it.
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@kewchiy
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1 year
When Henry Cavill almost broke his neck oh he wanted her so bad.
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1 year
do y'all have that one shakira video?
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@kewchiy
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1 year
Gerard Piqué screaming at Milan because Milan called Shakira during the event and was bored there. What an evil man.
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@kewchiy
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1 year
Fans de Karol G, les recordamos a todos que esta canción debe hacer números históricos, Karol es enorme cuando se trata de streams y Shakira también, tenemos que terminar con Bad Bunny y las colaboraciones gringas que salen el mismo día. Vamos a la guerra, punto final.
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@kewchiy
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4 months
After already selling 416k units in the United States, Shakira’s latest album Las Mujeres Ya No Lloran is now certified 7x Latin platinum. This is the fastest for any Latin album in history.
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@kewchiy
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7 months
Imagine thinking anyone in America can do this.😭
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Todos preocupados por quien va a ser la próxima reina, pero yo soy latina mi amor, mi reina es Shakira.
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@kewchiy
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1 year
Lewis Hamilton has that man shaking I have to cry.😭😭
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@kewchiy
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27 days
Which Colombian artist do y’all think is the most recognised globally? Be honest.
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@kewchiy
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11 months
Literally the GREATEST OF AWL TIME. Oh Shakira Mebarak, stay kunt 💋
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Shakira, never in her entire life of 45 years, has ever feuded with anyone in the entire industry, hasn't been in controversy for any celebrity beef or petty comments, gestures or conduct towards her peers. Shakira deserves to be celebrated.💗
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@kewchiy
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3 months
Shakira deciding to wear a latin designer meanwhile these so called Latino artists living in the US wearing American designers to the MET tells me everything i need to know about their shameless hypocrisy.
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@kewchiy
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1 year
Gerard Pique cheating rumours were floating around, Shakira was nowhere to be found and suddenly it was all out in the open, he was seen with his new girl making out. The world thought Shakira is going to stay hidden. Three hours later Shakira was at Cannes dressed for revenge.
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@kewchiy
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2 years
BREAKING: Shakira has been arrested.
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@kewchiy
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2 months
BREAKING : SHAKIRA HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR THE POSSESSION OF TALENT.
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@kewchiy
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1 year
“ I mean I know you’re Shakira and awl, but your music and story is everything, it’s ever inspiring, I can’t believe I met you today “. - Cardi B after meeting Shakira today at the Paris Fashion Week. Exactly tell ha Cardi.😭💋
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@kewchiy
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4 months
Y’all can’t convince me that Shakira wasn’t paying tribute to the late legendary Tejano queen Selena Quintanilla. The dancing, the costume, the two stepping to the side, the vockhels Shakira remembers you miss Selena.🩷🥺
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@kewchiy
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1 year
Ojos Asi becomes the first ever Spanish song to be performed at the Superbowl. Shakira becomes the first Latin American to perform at the Superbowl halftime show. History is made.🔥
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Shakira improvising awn the set of Beautiful Liar, love how the choreographers are shook and applauding.🔥🔥
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@kewchiy
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2 years
I love how Shakira is so mature and classy when it comes to handling her personal life. She's a rare gem, always focussing awn the positives, never disrespecting or going out of her way to look petty. Classy queen, these American gworls should take notes. #WeLoveYouShakira
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@kewchiy
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2 years
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Pique work is unreal Dumped a finished 43 yr old Shakira for this upgrade who's also 20 years younger
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Imagine going to a foreign land and conversing in their native tongue, only the prodigious Shakira can relate. The American girlies struggling to speak en inglés chile.
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Greatest awf awl time Shakira, inventor awf world peace.❤️☮️
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Shakira fue específicamente a la ciudad natal de la rata y lo va a acabar en su propio lugar. Lo amamos.🔥
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@kewchiy
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2 months
Left everyone gagging. There will never be another Shakira.😭
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@kewchiy
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1 year
Shakira Mebarak, Madonna and MJ are the greatest artists with the most cultural impact and influence in human history.
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@kewchiy
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17 days
Shakira es una troll. Ella interpretó TQG afuckingain, pero solo, en el mismo estadio donde estaba presente una mujer que le faltaba el respeto, por lo que le recordó a la mucca lo que perdió al hablar mierda sobre una leyenda.💋
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@kewchiy
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1 year
Shakira so legendary. The Arabs claim her, the Latinos worship her, the Indians eat her up, the Pakistanis been singing her songs since forever,awl wrong lyrics but they be singing chile, the French always stream her to number one every time she releases, oh she’s so loved.❤️
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Shakira has cancelled award show performances for years, cancelled talk show appearances, delayed music, been aloof from the public eye to be a stay at home mom for years, always posted videos of Milan and Sasha playing piano, surfing, going out with them, dropping them to school
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@kewchiy
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11 months
Billboard ranks Shakira’s Vanguard Medley as the best performance of the night. Flawless performance as usual, mother devoured.🔥
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@kewchiy
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2 years
10 year old Shakira performs Atini Alnay Wa Ghanny by Fairouz.🔥
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@kewchiy
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17 days
Me when I am the greatest. Shakira absolutely devoured that.🔥🔥🔥
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Shakira living her best life post her separation with Piqué, ageing backwards and thriving. Bad Bitch mode : AWN.
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@kewchiy
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4 months
Shakira has never had a beef with a single person in the industry for the last 34 years, she is the most unproblematic artist in music history, always been supportive of her peers. So every tongue that rises against her, immediately tastes dirt. You can't win against good karma.
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@kewchiy
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1 year
A reminder that Shakira was never allowed to wear these outfits because Gerard Piqué didn't like that she wore revealing clothes. Look at mother now, poosea is out and tetas are sitting. Exactly.
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@kewchiy
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7 months
Bebi, Shakira has headlined the most watched live event awn the planet not once, not twice but thrice. She doesn’t need nobody. Everyone needs her, fcuk Coachella.
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@kewchiy
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1 year
This bih is so FUCKEN talented, she said imma play drums and clap dem cheeqs too. She's such a ball of energy, so vibrant and ever smiling. Shakira AAAAA ILHSFM.😭❤️
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Shakira paying for her bottom after feeding it. Generous queen.💗
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@kewchiy
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1 year
Shakira wearing a Rolex for her performance after Piqué lied about his Casio sponsorship.
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@kewchiy
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3 months
"you're gonna be the best news out of Colombia". Gloria Estefan called it and the rest is history. Shakira was only 21 already Grammy nominated, a sold out world tour and an upcoming crossover that changed the course of history. Imagine thinking we gaf about khias.
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@kewchiy
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9 months
THE GREATEST ARTIST IN LATIN MUSIC HISTORY, SHAKIRA MEBARAK. ABSOLUTE LEGEND.
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@kewchiy
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11 months
I seriously love Karol G so much, the way she genuinely knows the meaning of this win, her first win and that too with Shakira. Oh she’s here to stay.💋
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Don't ever come here and compare Shakira to a bunny or a G or any awf those creatures. Shakira's career trajectory changed the course awf Latin music, she's incomparable, her career was built awn sheer talent and hard work. Gloria Estefan elaborates :
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@kewchiy
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1 month
Shakira three decades into her career making a stadium full of 58 thousand people sing a Spanish ballad word to word. THE GREATEST OF AWL TIME.😭🩷
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@kewchiy
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2 years
"Chris Martin, @iamwill and @AlejandroSanz have been checking awn me constantly during this difficult time, i mean @iamwill sent me flowers and beautiful prayers the other day wishing for peace for me and my kids in this difficult time".💗 - Shakira.
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@kewchiy
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4 months
Shakira talks about Punteria and Cardi B and the concept behind the music video.
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Shakira should do the Superbowl again, solo this time. She's fit, she got the hits and she can do it.
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Shakira teaching kids in South Africa the Waka Waka dance.❤️ Every single penny earned from Waka Waka was sent to the 1Goal Foundation for children. Waka Waka went awn to become the highest selling WC song of awl time.
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@kewchiy
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4 months
Oh Shakira you will always be the greatest of awl time. #Coachella
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@kewchiy
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7 months
American girlies will have to be reborn seven times to even dream of attempting anything that Shakira does awn stage. Everyone can look a great performer if you have 200 dancers and costume changes and fireworks. What you do alone awn stage matters.
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@kewchiy
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1 year
@Mrs_L78 @YurilenaG Girl this ain't 1935, everyone has a phone.
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Shakira Pies Descalzos version y Laundry Service version. They're so grown, i have to cry.🥲
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@kewchiy
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7 months
A YEAR AGO GERARD PIGLET WAS BURIED. RIP.💔
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@kewchiy
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5 months
Cuando la raza humana desaparezca y llegue otra civilazacion, ojala encuentran esta cancion con esta presentacion para que crean que fuimos perfectos. Una oruga visita una flor de hibisco y se convierte en una hermosa mariposa y finalmente sus alas caen al suelo.🥺 Shakira👸🏼
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Shakira changed my life with her music, her incredible power to transcend through genres like the prodigy she is has always been an inspiration to millions of musicians like me. We love you so much, Reina. There will NEVER be another Shakira🦄
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1 year
Three years ago, Shakira became the first latina in history to perform a Spanish language song awn the Superbowl stage. The way she commanded that entire stage, performing solo with just a rope, nobody will evvah. Happy Birthday Shakira
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@kewchiy
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5 months
Shakira and Maluma back in 2016 had the best vibes.💗
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@kewchiy
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4 months
WE DID IT GWORLS. Shakira lands at #1 awn the Worldwide iTunes Album chart. The NUMBER ONE ALBUM IN THE WORLD.
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7 months
The sheer audacity to take centre stage when 100 M people are watching you with no help from 3000 background dancers or elaborate costumes to cover up your lack of talent. That’s how you become the GREATEST PERFORMER IN HUMAN HISTORY.😌
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@kewchiy
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3 months
At 33 years of age Shakira Mebarak became the youngest artist in music history to win Person of The Year, awarded by the Latin Recording Academy for outstanding contributions to arts, performances and philanthropy. GREATEST OF AWL TIME.👸🏼
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@kewchiy
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12 days
Pop culture icon, global phenomenon and the greatest of awl time. Oh Shakira keep stepping awn necks.
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@kewchiy
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1 year
A reminder that Piqué's mom doesn't like her grandchildren either because they aren't "pure catalans". Shakira has been subjected to a lot of abuse behind closed doors, so i ain't surprised.
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Shakira and Gerard Pique's mom reportedly got into a physical altercation after she helped her son hide Clara Chia affair. 🔗:
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2 years
Shakira clearing Billie Eyelish in 2022, only Madonna held this kind of power in her 40s. Shakira really transitioned so effortlessly into the streaming era, and is now competing with the 19 year olds and beating them. Greatest living latina legend for a reason.💜
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@kewchiy
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2 years
BREAKING: Shakira is unbothered and skinny.🔥
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Does she know Dubai has the exact same rules as Qatar where she has already performed? 😭 The desperation to look woke and the need for appeasement omgg i love dua but the math ain't mathing.
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Dua Lipa clears rumors about performing at the opening ceremony of the World Cup in Qatar. ‘I will not be performing & nor have I ever been involved in any negotiation to perform [...] I look forward to visiting Qatar when it has fullfilled all the human rights pledges it made’
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2 years
Shakira recieved a total of 18 platinum plaques globally, from four continents at once and it became one of the most important albums in the English language released by a mainstream Latin artist ever. No latin artist has achieved this ever, 17 years later the record is intact.
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@kewchiy
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6 months
Trying to cry but Shakira said mujeres ya no lloran omg it’s getting out of hands now.
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2 years
@PopBase In 10 years she will be a star.😍
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10 months
Beyoncé stans so delusional they really think Shakira needed to take notes from her for a rising tower. Chile, Shakira was doing awl that and more when Beyoncé still was Destiny’s Child. Don’t disrespect a Latina legend just because you are illiterate about her music.
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@kewchiy
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4 months
Only Shakira can make a stadium full of Brazilians sing a two decade old all Spanish ballad. Brasil doesn’t give a single fuck about Spanish music mind you. 🇧🇷💗
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2 years
It will never cease to amaze me how Shakira used lycanthropy in She Wolf and actually managed to rhyme "ask of me" and "lycanthropy". A genius.🔥
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1 year
She was absolutely INSANE for this.🔥
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8 months
There will never be a performer of Shakira’s calibre. The way she commands a stage as a solo performer is insane. She’s so tiny yet so fierce. The greatest of awl time.👸🏼
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1 year
Whenever Wherever was such a risky choice for a crossover, American pop peaked during that era and Shakira’s song sounded nothing like the songs awn radio. Imagine seeing a woman dance like this for the first time, oh I know the gworls were scared.💋
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@kewchiy
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10 months
The greatest Latin artist in music history oh absolutely Shakira 👸🏼
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Shakira we will always love you.❤️
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2 years
Shakira is dealing with a tax crisis, her dad's health issues, her kids custody trial and her own heartbreak after getting cheated awn. And here is @3gerardpique with a 22 year old mayo jar, acting like nothing happened. I AM TREMBLING WITH ANGER. #WeLoveYouShakira
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2 years
The moment Shakira saw that jam bottle as she opened the fridge, she knew it was over for her. Piqué had a mistress in the house, eating that strawberry jam, and wearing her clothes and sleeping in her bed. It was at this moment...
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@kewchiy
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2 years
Shakira thinks Super woman and Wonder woman are same. I love her so much.😭😍
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9 months
And that’s a wrap for 2023. This was truly Shakira’s year. Session 53 now has a VMA, EMA, 2 Grammys and 4 Guinness World Records. Shakira remains THE MOST AWARDED LATINA IN MUSIC HISTORY.🙏
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2 years
Shakira's music has always been there with me in my darkest, weakest moments, she really made me the strong, powerful black woman that i am today. Your stan until my last breath @Shakira .💗🦄 #WeLoveYouShakira
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2 years
Qué les dije a todos? Shakira es una mujer extremadamente inteligente que lleva tres décadas lidiando con asuntos legales, conoce sus derechos, es inteligente y extremadamente lista, algo que no es el "empresario" español. Drop a tear @3gerardpique 💗
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1 year
Shakira and Lady Gaga surfing in Costa Rica OMHGFFFDFHDSDFDS
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1 year
Shakira and Kylie Minogue interaction crumbs awn the Voice UK. Love these unproblematic legendary queens.💋❤️
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1 year
Breaking: Pop sensation Shakira has jumped in to find out the lost submarine.
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2 years
Skinny legend Shakira.🔥
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1 year
The way Shakira had to hurry up after her Superbowl performance and she didn't stay back for photos backstage because her family and friends had a huge party planned and Bad Bunny used that to shade her, chile.. 🐝 was also dere btw. #HappyBirthdayShakira
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1 year
@BarcaUniversal The parents protection in question :
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2 months
Shakira became the only latin artist in history to chart a song awn the country music charts with Medicine. Also this flawless live performance with iconic vocals, chile these other latin fads have to be born seven times and they still can’t do this.
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3 months
original song ft Shakira
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2 years
A reminder that Gerard Piqué is the same man that prohibited Shakira to cast men in her music videos, not even male dancers. He really ruined her music videos, and sabotaged her career awl these years just to end up cheating awn her. The audacity that men have is baffling.
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@kewchiy
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29 days
Ahora tiene salud? Chile ¿No acaba de ganar la video vanguard y entregó dos de los 10 mayores éxitos mundiales y actuó para 40 mil personas en Times Square, quiero lo que sea que estés fumando?
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y pensar que en algún momento fue la mejor artista en español y ahora solo tiene salud…
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4 months
Drew Barrymore meets the First Lady of Latin music, Shakira.
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2 years
Sofia Vergara presenting Shakira with the "Person Of The Year" at the Latin Grammys. Shakira remains the youngest woman in history to recieve the honour. ❤️
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1 year
Una mujer ni siquiera puede expresar su ira, su dolor, su trauma y los deseos de su corazón después de ser engañada, y el hecho de que Shakira nunca ha hablado de su ex en ninguna entrevista, ahora ni siquiera puede cantarla? Todos ustedes hacen que mis ovarios estallen de ira.
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2 years
Cardi B supporting queen of Latin music Shakira awn her insta story.💗🙏🏾
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4 months
A reminder that SHAKIRA at her worst and awn her worst day WILL STILL BE BIGGER, BETTER AND MORE TALENTED THAN THE ENTIRE LATIN INDUSTRY AND THAT WON’T CHANGE. I AM STILL SMILING.💋
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2 years
Shakira got cheated awn by a man she loved for 12 years, now she's going through a tax battle, her dad fell down twice and still recovering from a surgery,she might have to go to a custody battle for her kids, she has to shift her base permanently. She's going through a lot.
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