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@notmargmegs
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this could save me
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niagara falls friday
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snake saturday
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ope here we are again 😤
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@jasminerpr hate to see it man ://
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@megsxzum
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position of the day: catapult
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@notmargmegs
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moonlight monday
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@notmargmegs
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marry someone who says retard
@jasminericegirl
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marry someone who says: - i love you - i'm proud of you - i'm grateful for you - yes we can have more soup - no 3 soups in a day isn't too much - yes i can make you soup again - no 12am isn't too late to have soup
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@notmargmegs
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how he acts when i call him retarded
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When she calls me handsome
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Define “you HAD to be there to experience it”
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@notmargmegs
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horizon humpday
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i have to be the most fuckable person in this jail right now
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@notmargmegs
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the previous message i ignored
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lmao
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@notmargmegs
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is dry humping allowed on the golf course? we’re about to find out 🫡
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@notmargmegs
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this is my 9/11. @caymanjack will NOT sponsor me 🥲 do not reach out. this is a hard time.
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@notmargmegs
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i’ve seen this before
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@NASCAR
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It came down to INCHES.
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@notmargmegs
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bro showed up in heelys, im definitely gonna let him hit now
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it’s bearable now
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@notmargmegs
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one retard is worth a thousand bitches
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@notmargmegs
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1) buys me margs 2) lets me yap 3) good sex
@toadettecore
toadette (*^3^)/~☆
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what’s yalls type? 1) dark hair and eyes 2) long hair 3) musically inclined (drummers have a special place in my heart) 4) nerd 5) masculine (especially girls mmmm) 6) funny 7) top. non negotiable. 8) lil clingy 9) gentle 10) EMOTIONALLY STABLE
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@notmargmegs
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lmao
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@doggcum2 it’s only fair she puts in the effort too
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in desperate need of a sloppy makeout sesh
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your honor but he said no homo afterwards
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@notmargmegs
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national margarita day? only my fav holiday ever. hope everyone gets wasted today 🫶🏻
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wait so it’s not proper golf etiquette to have your tits out? this course is ran by libs
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in my element
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the home stretch 🫡😤
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my fav girl dinner
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ratings on my sex tape
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would it really be marg day w/o me drinking a @caymanjack
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boss man is droppin slurs in the courtroom ‼️
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@notmargmegs
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okay 110 flights i’m ☠️
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not leaving this thing until my legs are numb
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girl dinner
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babe mark your calendar cause we’re fucking going 😤
@AuxGod_
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‘Shrek 2’ will be re-released in theaters this year to celebrate the film’s 20th anniversary
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@notmargmegs
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she is an insufferable swine
@PageSix
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Amy Schumer thinks internet trolls are ‘mad’ she’s not ‘prettier’ or ‘thinner’
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@notmargmegs
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walked into the gas station and the guy instantly started to ring up the hotdogs
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you seem like a thong guy your honor
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@notmargmegs
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wtf no tits out at the hockey arena?? take me to jail officer 🤷🏼‍♀️
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DOG IN THE OFFICE
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just overheard my boss asking if our intern was retarded, this office is the best
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i’d say i was sweating my ass off but i have no ass
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@notmargmegs
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unfollow or mute what a choice to make
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at&t is getting in the way of my sexting
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sir margs have entered the office before 9 am
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@notmargmegs
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people post porn on here and yet this is too far. what happened to freedom of speech ? @elonmusk free me!
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ope here we are again 😤
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@MarkTwang12 you're welcome
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need a search warrant to go this deep
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need me a hank hill type of man with a bit of dale gribble mixed in there too (hate and distrust of government)
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sunday tunes
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i re on his tard until he goes nonverbal
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just sneezed while on my period
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@notmargmegs
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you’re in his dms while i’m draining his bank account on margs. we are not the same 🤷🏼‍♀️
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tweets will 110% be under the influence tonight therefore i am NOT responsible
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mine
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@jeswes27
meat sack🌶
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minus the coke this sounds like the absolute perfect day
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not leaving this thing until my legs are numb
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@notmargmegs
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i did some nasty things to a breakfast crunchwrap this morning. sunday scaries cured 🤗
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shoving my foot up one lucky followers ass
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@notmargmegs
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HE SAID YES! (i asked if i should ☠️ myself)
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@notmargmegs
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if he doesn’t text me soon i’m grabbing the gun
@notlivibabyy
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if he doesn’t text me soon I’m getting a breast reduction
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the fact i got home last night is a miracle
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the friday tunes
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margs yesterday, margs today, margs tomorrow
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hitting the dollarita limit all by yourself beautiful? yes.
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mental illness at its finest
@hydratedangel
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them trying not to laugh please help meeejrjfjfj
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he said my feelings aren’t valid
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margs are rolling all day
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top tier rizz?
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brb babe gotta get my bagged gallon of margs real quick
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guys - should we just go for it & get the entire Applebee’s beverage bag ?
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need him to hit with that finger blaster 3000
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call me steve cpa the way i be terrorizing the comment sections
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@notmargmegs
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heart attack ack, ack, ack, ack, ack
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tunessss
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spanish sunset saturday
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singing along w the canadian national anthem as an american 🚩🚩
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the vibes i bring to the function
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no margs ?🙄😒
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“i’m color blind” no you’re just retarded
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it’s only fitting 🔥
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does he like you or is he just bored?
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so are you chinese or japanese?
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i think she missed me
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how it feels when he lets me call him retarded
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we are so fucking in
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you’ve heard of shower beers, i present shower margs
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what a bad day to be a margarita (what i say everyday not just today)
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@notmargmegs
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meg is actually short for megafuckingretarded
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