dylaan
@notdylaan
Followers
339
Following
641
Media
785
Statuses
10,948
21 years old and “trying my best” // AKA Max // spam: @dylaan_mac // LIVE @ LINK BELOW vvv
she/they
Joined June 2015
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
#BUS_KnockKnockKnock_Korat
• 924674 Tweets
#PressConMGSongKhla25xENGLOT
• 205725 Tweets
LINGORM MANILA FANMEET
• 126945 Tweets
Miami
• 101789 Tweets
Pereira
• 92463 Tweets
石破首相
• 64216 Tweets
Khalil
• 59526 Tweets
#スパスタ3期
• 47503 Tweets
#Liella
• 44329 Tweets
ラブライブ
• 38881 Tweets
凱旋門賞
• 30209 Tweets
京都大賞典
• 29015 Tweets
CWR x RAVIPA Jewelry
• 25597 Tweets
ディープボンド
• 24187 Tweets
ブローザホーン
• 20300 Tweets
ドラゴンズ
• 16470 Tweets
Canes
• 15349 Tweets
Cam Ward
• 14144 Tweets
立浪監督
• 12827 Tweets
FORTPEAT LOVESEA FANMEETING
• 12159 Tweets
FOURTH SHINING IN KOREA
• 11230 Tweets
シックスペンス
• 11192 Tweets
LUX PPNARAVIT
• 11033 Tweets
WIN5
• 10503 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
i know you got dealt a bad hand kid, but you’re all in, you can’t fold now 🤠🫶
2
1
8
@LolOverruled
“chat” and “lore” are 2 absolute bangers that are definitely gonna be in my old person vocab for better or worse
11
88
4K
@ThomassenSam
@kat_blaque
as an american these just look like normal pictures of americans tbh
5
13
4K
@moringottos
@LolOverruled
card declined at the radiologist and they threw raw plutonium at me
4
148
3K
@CopingMAGA
this is a perfect example of the conservative mentality
if something goes wrong, it's definitely not them, it's everyone else's fault
but if something works out, it's all because of them
12
34
2K
@poisonjr
70GB of compressed text would be such an insane amount of information. all of wikipedia in text form is about 22 lmao
2
16
2K
@CaucasianJames
i said thalassophobia to a friend once and he tied an anvil to me and threw me in the pool
4
19
2K
Changed my body from the way God made it,
It reflects my altered mind.
Changed my body from the way God made it,
It reflects my altered mind.
1K
2K
34K
8
105
2K
@quadspawning
hearing old counter strike gunshot sounds used in movies and tv shows and being instantly pulled mentally back into dust 2
7
9
2K
@5head4you
@knees_calhoun
you have no idea how jarring this notification was for me so i get it
11
3
1K
@hunter_hhhh
Men accidentally admitting they view women as objects by sexualizing them non consensuallly while they tell men to stop non consensually sexualizing them
2
23
1K
@thefemiurge
don’t worry though everyone in prison will still use she/her pronouns and will treat you just like a girl ❤️
9
23
1K
@SwampCommunist
every single story i’ve seen in the past few days has been like “HAMAS DOES SOMETHING HORRID” followed by “OKAY HAMAS MIGHT NOT HAVE DONE THAT” followed by “OOPS TURNS OUT THE IDF DID IT”
5
131
1K
@LeadheadYT
playing metal gear solid and thinking “yeah this is sick this is totally pro war”
12
9
980
@cisgenderhaver
they should know that as an AMAB gender-fluid person this makes me want to shoot my self
17
13
1K
@VermilViathan
i remember seeing this and going "wow that's inspiring, maybe some day I'll look how I want"
fuck.
6
5
971
@LolOverruled
“We’re not doing genocide! We could obviously but we’re not! Like seriously look at us, does it look like we can’t do genocide? Anyway we definitely aren’t. But we could. But we aren’t.”
3
13
948
@JUNlPER
*100% real person voice*
Lord Miles is fine! He's uhhh... playing TF2 and uh..... going on picnics!
1
4
807
@barfieldgussy
what would a 23 year old hollywood movie star have to talk about with a guy who’s obsessed with movies? what do u mean 😭 other art too probably but they’re both artists
1
6
779
@skumbagovich
@JustinWhang
i personally just like talking about my mom cause it keeps her in my mind, i don’t ever want to make anyone feel bad, i hope that i don’t
if i see something that reminds me of her i like to mention it but i can see how it could come off like trying to make it abt me
9
4
723
@cisgenderhaver
10 IQ: Lovebombing other people to manipulate them into sleeping with you
100 IQ: Building a slow, steady relationship with someone to form meaning
1000 IQ: Lovebomb yourself bc why not
0
5
698
@BluppyThigh
@knees_calhoun
man what the fuck i take showers and wear deodorant i even put on cologne i try hard not to smell :(
4
1
684
@thefemiurge
i know what 6 of these 11 buttons do and only frequently hit like 2 or 3 of them lmao
2
6
652
@bruhgaming15
@catgirlprostate
i know it was probably actually stuck and this is not a jab at you but the idea that melee players don’t shower because they are physically too weak to turn the shower on is fucking hilarious to me
1
11
583
@wavemastering
@JoeMurfin
@DarkwebShaman
if you could destroy a Civic with your bare hands like this nobody would have an intact car
1
2
530
@vicmmic
vic your whole life has been an episode of game changer it’s like the truman show i’m sorry you had find out like this
0
0
452
@cisgenderhaver
“i don’t know what i would do if i was you” well i do and you don’t have to be mean about it
1
1
433
@oncloud_e
kid who makes his whole gimmick being annoying to celebrities is annoying to a celebrity, this is shocking to some people
4
5
385
@cisgenderhaver
this gave me the idea to get a really small strap on and then send a pic and be like “it’s average.”
3
1
381
@blud_meridian
@knees_calhoun
i believe in Spinoza’s God, the idea that divinity is in everything equally
6
1
379
@BestSkeeter
ah yes, women classically have no sex after age 45, the concept of “MILFs” isn’t even real
0
1
353
@largemotorcycle
My friend is an expert in Chinese languages. We were watching this video on twitter, and I asked him to translate what it says, I will never forget his answer.
“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it,”
1
1
355
@gazpachomachine
lotta people not considering you being sober from something other than alcohol
either way if you can moderate, you’re doing good, congrats man
2
2
352
@miragonz
your grandpa texts exactly like i do get him a twitter account he could be the next big Poster
1
2
349
@cooperbutter88
"2023 kids" u mean a literal newborn ?? they could be AT MOST 2 months old Who are you Mad At???????????
0
2
324
@Sparrow_Hater
so men are just admitting it now And you know I’m not talking about Ian Miles Cheong and you know they’re not talking about Ian Miles Cheong either.
0
1
312
@thefemiurge
i definitely hesitated before i posted it but it was unfortunately too accurate not to let fly imo 🥲
0
0
323
@skatie420
this would be a good nightstand photo for your husband that he looks at every night for motivation and then he tearfully kisses it before placing it gently back down
1
1
308
@nob69691
we gotta crowdfund a photographer to take one good picture of this guy so he can finally change his god awful profile picture
2
1
292
@fritzcomputer
@poisonjr
yeah i realized that after i posted it but i’m not paying elmo $8 to fix it, 70gb of text is insanely big either way
1
0
293
@VellowVperedist
at first I saw the fusion mechanics and was like oh sick cars,
i never imagined we’d be conduction drone strikes less than a week later
0
6
270
@LolOverruled
r/legaladvice: “uhhh hey guys… I think I did a ‘Murder’ like I shot this guy and now he’s dead… what are the odds I get caught? can i get in trouble for this?”
2
3
290
@HotTopic4Way
i always found it hilarious that Normal resists Psychic bc i feel like it implies that Psychic pokémon are just huge weirdos and that all the Normal types look at them like 😐 and take half damage
2
6
263
@lilgrapefruits
equivalent to messaging a christian person on hinge like “actually god isn’t real 🤓”
0
1
253
@ettingermentum
they realized they might actually want to win the election instead of being barred out 24/7 and eating ice cream
3
2
256
@LolOverruled
you writing this whole thread and all the replies being porn bots is so dystopian it would be cut by an editor for being too trite
0
4
249
@CommonTransWs
my dream hobby is telling transvestigators i'm FtM and then watching them flounder when they realize I'm actually AMAB
2
3
224
@WDBTHtGP
this explains all of those mfs on r/pcmasterrace screaming about how there’s no difference between 30 and 60 fps
i envy them. i wish i could be content with 30z
4
0
227
@VoicesByZane
i don’t believe it until i see proof, and i will actively avoid proof. therefore, this information is false and does not make me want to die. it doesn’t. i promise.
1
0
223
@realHarven
@Zhitri3
holy shit it's famous griefer pop bob from the oldest anarchy sever in minecraft
2
2
205
@thechosenberg
he 100% knew and would specifically go to the bank while this guy was working to deposit his shit with no suspicion
1
0
228
@turntretarded
is it bad that this wouldn't even be a red flag for me id just be like "hahaha glad ur outtt :3"
5
2
203
@halomancer1
how about this
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸 🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸 🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸 🇵🇸
🇵🇸 🇵🇸
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
🇵🇸
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
2
3
208
@posting_forever
it’s funny that him and his group of like 5 other white dudes think they’re like revolutionary thinkers changing the world with their Posts
3
3
205
@falco
the $775 might not matter a ton to you but your post could save someone without $775 to lose from getting scammed so 🤷
1
2
205
@fauxvantasma
Sam Destroys Hubris
side note Bingo was genuinely an insane game I lost my shit at the first cut to jess tao and carolyn
3
0
193
@posting_forever
“Why wouldn’t illegal drug labs synthesize drugs that are already synthesized in legal drug labs?”
0
0
180
@postingcrusader
@nob69691
his biggest issue is being mildly annoying and cringe, which compared to 99% of people on this site makes him a lot better
0
0
168
@necroneuro
the ending scared the fuck out of me i hate some bugs so much and they always seem to fly directly at your face
1
0
172
@yesitsmyaccount
and it’s so obvious when a husband or boyfriend is sent to the store alone and has noooo fucking idea what’s going on
1
1
159
@poisonjr
gale im on too many stimulants to roll gale my hands are shaking they’re covered in weed
1
0
161
@SkinnyTuna
u dont have to bully a gay twink like this
*tyler responds*
"Im not a twink"
💬0♻️1🖤16
0
0
154
@WetHumanCapital
@nkulw
barring someone from being somewhere because they were accused of a crime they have been legally acquitted of is unconstitutional (at least in my opinion)
especially considering a business owner can trespass anyone for any reason
1
1
159
@musicalantlers
@NovemberRomeo6
@Dustinkcouch
there's a perfect amount of high in between and the bowl i just smoked got me there, that was the funniest shit i've read in years
1
0
150
@fairmaiden1over
me when my mom asks me if i ate the last cookie and im still chewing it but don’t want her to know
1
4
157