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@not__will_
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9 months
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@taynextdoor
tay.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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@not__will_
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JOE ALWYN AND COVID WE NEED YOU BACK IM SO SORRY
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@not__will_
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the nft of dorian gray
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@not__will_
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halloweekend begins…
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@not__will_
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@poeticdweller my god people are taking this seriously WHERE IS THE GRASS & WHY ISN’T IT BEING TOUCHED
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@not__will_
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???
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@not__will_
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I 🤍 BASEL SWITZERLAND
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@not__will_
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no babe your back problems actually make you hotter
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@not__will_
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what’s going on with my arm
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@not__will_
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down at the chunky monkey conference … i was only 24… such a scene …
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@not__will_
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okayyyy HAMMOCK
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@not__will_
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wrong. i yearn for my days with long hair . ..
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@m8ss3ducti0n
masseduction
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this is what most men with long hair should hear.
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@not__will_
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meeeeee when i’m with the roses :D
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@not__will_
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i wear my glasses for the first time in a year. and it’s like okay yes i’ll do your taxes
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@not__will_
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guysss the sun is shining in switzerland 😎
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@not__will_
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colin’s dad following my instagram
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@not__will_
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i lived. i laughed. i loved. i threatened to k*ll myself in the middle of a grocery store when i couldn’t find the burrata. it’s all part of the cosmic order of life
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@not__will_
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teaching my anaesthesiologist how to gym not sure if i broke him
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HEYYYY ITALY
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@not__will_
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tunacado and avoshake consumed … ye that’s right …
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@MOTHERMAGE
MOTHER
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but nah fr, go to ur photos and see what u were up to september 2022
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@not__will_
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im always like HEY what a wonderful time today 😎
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@not__will_
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i’ve always said that. like perch on that bench
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@not__will_
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oh i’m sure ur at the lido in cph …
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@not__will_
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5 months
exactly
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my bannisters are blue …are you’re laughing ?
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@not__will_
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i did not ignore your text. i was simply waiting to see if u had something better to add to the conversation
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@not__will_
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girl who has to buy a towel in target because the rain destroyed her
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@not__will_
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real texts from my mom …she’s so lana del rey coded
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@not__will_
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my sister will be like “you and mom are just so similar” and then begin listing symptoms of chronic depression?????
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@not__will_
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me to karl marx
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@not__will_
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new york kinda easy as hell if you’re lovable …
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@not__will_
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maybe the universe didn’t want me to have another folklore or red …
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@not__will_
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and i still call home…that house in the hamptons
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Bethel frankel
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@not__will_
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LOOKING FOR: refuge from the monkeys of my mind 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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down at the baby t conference ….
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@not__will_
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people say we’re alike, they say we’ve got the same hair
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@not__will_
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me and my 60ml bottle of the ordinary’s niacinamide against the world
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@uhhhhmad i think it’s pronounced like this: guilty
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@not__will_
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sometimes you gotta take advantage of roomfs (roommate oomf) judgemental gaze being out of town… (and not to mention use his milk frother)
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@not__will_
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thirst trap so good i had 5 past situationships come back like heyyyyy
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hay bale so good i had to ride it …
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can i claim this as my impact ??
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@chartlana
Lana Del Rey Charts
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“Ultraviolence” (song) — Spotify Update: 02/07: +73,200 02/08: +77,033 02/09: +96,651 02/10: +101,604 Total — 121,467,710 streams
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@not__will_
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ignore the fact it’s wednesday
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@not__will_
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(audience booing) …you know what it’s true…it’s true…NFR is lana’s Blue and Ocean Blvd is her Hejira …
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@not__will_
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don’t make me bring up your past HUH… i think you just need to come out of the swoset (swiftie closet)
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@almondtiddies
i praydalor my sodakeep
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not me stealing will’s bit
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@not__will_
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rumour has it these shoulders are ready for a grandfather to stand on them whilst i’m deep sea fishing for sharks in the pacific
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@not__will_
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🫣‼️🫣‼️
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@taynextdoor
tay.
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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@not__will_
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reclaiming my narrative
@colintwts
colin 🛹
3 years
this will make him even more insufferable I'm sick
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@not__will_
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i’m researching .
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yes i’m written by a woman and that woman is caroline calloway
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late summer memories
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HUH
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@not__will_
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finished my masters degree….i am FREE
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@not__will_
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you post “until tomorrow” on your insta whereas i don’t want to see tomorrow we are not the same
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@not__will_
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the “lady” being laura snapes…arguably one of the most notable voices in music criticism at the moment,,,who funnily enough does not decide the score for these albums alone! These albums are just very mediocre like idk what you want her to say 😭she’s just doing her job!
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the lady who reviewed duas album most recent reviews…. why is she even reviewing music
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hiiiiiii
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logging onto twitter dot com with nothing but desperation and a dream
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@not__will_
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18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?
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heartbreak so bad i had to go to basel switzerland to deal with it
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(recently single) i should go to brazil
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@not__will_
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i’m really not here for a masters degree but for more character development i really don’t know what to tell my faculty like 🤨🤨
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@not__will_
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straight male baristas with visible tattoos are the most important members of the lgbt+ community actually
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@not__will_
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the problem with swifities as a phenomenon is that their parasocial relationship with her is also a reflection of seeing her as an extension of themselves,,,any criticism of her art is a criticism of swift as a person and consequently themselves,,,
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Nick Hutchins
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But dismissing criticism as “hating” allows both fans and artists to stagnate, or worse, not edit themselves. Fans criticize! Ask any fan of a sports team! Thrilled for you if you like it. But stans accepting and defending anything is how we got here.
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taylor needed more money for her jet’s fuel and knew wildest dreams was the perfect song for it
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oh
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she can call me a f*ggot
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@not__will_
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this is a dakota johnson stan account now
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@not__will_
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@almondtiddies retinol purgernity leave WHEN⁉️
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resisting the urge to comment how lgbtq+ would be a historically inaccurate term and instead getting a goodnights sleep and avoiding discourse
@wwwdotjondotcom
jonathan
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not the british museum posting a pic of a cup with a roman twink getting his cheeks clapped on it for lgbtq history month fkskdnkskska
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need to have an argument here with a man that i’m dating 😍🙏🏻
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new era of minding my own business begins #NewProfilePic
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woke up, unloaded the dishwasher, spilled the aero press coffee all over the kitchen…lemme cancel my 10:30 meeting…
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@not__will_
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let’s get this bread
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moisturised. unbothered. flourishing. in my lane. minding my own business
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everyday i log onto twitter dot com to see people who are somehow more jobless than me
@gothspiderbitch
Sarah McGonagall
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finding out that k*m kardash*an not only destroyed marilyn monroe’s gown (the most important dress of the 20th century) but also permanently altered one of the only two “oyster gowns” that mcqueen ever made (the most important dress of the 21st century) is my villain origin story
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i actually detransitioned
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@srxshtea
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if january me saw december me she would scream
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it actually is :/
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cranberry queen
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idk who needs to hear this but being attracted to men isn't bad or cringe or embarrassing
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@glamdemon2004 i know that’s right
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happy international womens day! today i am back to being bisexual as an act of allyship
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the loss of a relationship becoming the loss of rituals … the loss of moments shared together… the apparent nature of being alone… I NEED A MOMENT
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@not__will_
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no look into my eyes i would never accidentally start an oomf-demic
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the greatest accomplishment of the gay rights movement is being able to wear turtle necks to formal events instead of ties…this is what we fought for
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@almondtiddies when they ask if you double cleanse…how about you double cleanse that soul of yours MR. RAN THROUGH
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oomf facetime boring as hell ahhhh
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well…no more blue banisters tweets for the day
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main characheter outfit from zara and it’s an ill fitted polyester feather sack made from the exploits of child labour 😍😍😍😍🫦🤞🏼
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i have a plan to become so twunk that i can eat an oomf alive
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@not__will_
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class solidarity actually refers to when the breakout room collectively decides to remain silent
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listening to red (taylor’s version) knowing full well that i am the problem in any romantic situation
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my dad and me 😍
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@drpenguinboy97
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my dad and me
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