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Kashmiri| Currently living a perfunctory life| Here to channelise my alter ego and rant about politics & cricket. alt @whatevesssss_

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the comments 😭😭😭
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ok but where did these disappear?
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Islamabad is so smol man, went to F7 and saw an actor, a politician, a blogger and Mustafa Babar lmao
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ok but can we appreciate the amazing work @ZAbbasOfficial has been doing? couldn’t have asked for a better Pak rep in the WC presenting team
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once, my dadi randomly accused my sister of stealing something from my aunt's house. my sister became furious & started defending herself. it turned out that my dadi had created the whole plan to divert my sister's attention from her hiccups & the hiccups actually stopped.
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HOW DOES ONE STOP HICCUPS????????
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no lizard so far
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ordered a layers cake today for Father’s Day. what are the chances that it’ll have a lizard in it?
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you guys buy clothes on Eid ul Azha??!!
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@wrathsemilia Andrew Garfield is a cutie- nuff said
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so in today’s news KFC cancelled my order because I missed their confirmation call. honestly it doesn't make sense to deny me my order when I've already paid for it. this is exactly the kind of tactics I use when I want to cancel plans with my friends lol.
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if only I had a dollar for every time I heard about 9th May ke waqiat on news channels 🤌🏻
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while we’re at Pak-Indo musical crossovers, here’s another one
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if you’re a guy and you’re reading this, please do us all a favour and learn some anger management before getting married.
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don’t know who needs to hear this but
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Haydos doing tableegh in comms lmao
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CAMILLIKA TODAY
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look at camilla she can’t believe what her and charles have gotten away with and that smirk says it all #Coronation
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@ Bollywood, please recreate this global hit next
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log kitne vele hote hain
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aur phir apne muhalle main aye rana sb
@MazherArshad
Mazher Arshad
10 months
This is first time in the 21st century that Australia have failed to reach 10 in the first 10 overs of the innings in a Test match. Shows how well Pakistan have bowled so far. #AusvPak
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Need 105-0 today to show just how unpredictable Pakistan is. #ENGvPAK #CWC19
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Mustafa Zahid's concert was the only event worth remembering during my 4 years at NUST.
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today was such a beautiful day <3
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feel for people who were planning to make a living out of English players’ fake Twitter accounts
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@realshoaibmalik The least you could do was begin by apologizing to your fans.
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in the end it’s always just going to be me and my @kfc
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Ya Allah ab aik World Cup bhi jitwa dain wo bhi India main 🤲🏻
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HE WILL SUCCEED, HE WILL ALWAYS SUCCEED #imran_Khan
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people living in Pakistan since forever but speaking like they’re straight outta LA. bro where is the accent coming from?
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only in Pakistan will you find number plates that are a mood
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i think my mom has hacked his account
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really disappointed to hear Babar say ke hum shaid chase kar lete, while Fakhar insisted on it. goes on to show a significant difference in mentality. we need a captain who believes in his team's ability to win from any situation, which Babar clearly lacks.
@TheRealPCB
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From intent to impact! 🔝 🗣️ Join the conversation as @FakharZamanLive and @babarazam258 dish out the details of their match-winning partnership against New Zealand 🏏 #NZvPAK | #CWC23 | #DattKePakistani
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getting done with all the namaz’ by 7 PM, among other things, has to be the top most reason why I love winters.
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pov- tell me you live in Islamabad without telling me you live in Islamabad
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4 mahinon ka course 1 din main cover karna chahta hoon meri saadgi dekh kya chahta hoon
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absolutely love how showing affection to your spouse in public is being normalized in Pakistan
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how exclusive was the Farhan Saeed concert in NUSTU last night?
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@bluemagicboxes Adding to that list is her performance in Highway. To think that she was able to pull off that role so immaculately in just her second film speaks volumes about her acting skills.
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pitch when Pakistani batsman will start playing: #PAKvsAUS
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your gut feeling is always right, act on it
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Looking back now what is the one advice you'd give to your past self?
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tb to the ON concert at NUST when I hadn't heard Bayaan's songs, i remember thinking ye kis boring singer ko bula liya hai ajeeb. fast forward to today, and their music has to be one of my absolute favorites. their melodies are so soothing, and the lyrics are so meaningful.
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I think I’ve reached that age in my life where I’d much rather watch the sky in solitude than talk to people.
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don’t know who needs to hear this but Allah behtar kare ga
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sky media
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@itssnoms yahan bhi koi nahi 😭😭😭
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@amenurrr what about people who commit suicide?
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love me some broken humor 😭
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itni garmi yahan hai to jahannum main kitni hog? yehi soch ke gunnahon se ruk jao.
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mulk ke liye rona aa raha hai
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WTHHH is this????? man my blood is boiling. beghairat aadmi wo tumahri beti ki umer ki hai zaleel insaan. and look at this joker of a host creating such an enabling env for such trash talk
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What a despicable dirty little excuse of a man you have representing yourselves @PPP_Org .
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Mama baba time se so gaye ab uth ke D chowk chalein jayen ge aur main yahan ullu ki jagti rahi
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want to see Babar beating the shit out of Karachi fraudiya kings this 14th Feb
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as a Kashmiri, i dissociate myself from whatever this is
@lmaomirzay
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was at dawat & they gave me this calling it green tea ....
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Shahid Afridi's decision to have Shaheen Afridi as his son in law is arguably one of the rare wise decisions he has made in his lifetime
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okay but someday pls tell her its peetain not pittain 😭
@isktweets
Saima Khan
2 years
بدلتا ہے رنگ آسمان کیسے کیسے
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Who would’ve thought a spinner would be second highest wicket taker (so far) in Australian pitches? Absolutely brilliant from Shadab Khan. #PAKvsBAN
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Khushdil Shah has nerves or steel, how many times this little genius has done it always put into a pressure last over and he's never delivered
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Zaman Khan nerves or steel, how many times this little genius has done it always put into a pressure last over and he's always delivered
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@damnharris want to be this sick 😷
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can never ever get enough of Islamabad, it’s a freaking beautiful city!
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manifesting earning in dollars
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islu kids wohi 4 artists ki har week aise stories lagga rahe hote jaise bohat naye concert main gaye thay
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at this point, it's just an attempt by Bollywood celebrity couples to recreate Anushka and Virat's wedding, but they've failed miserably to recreate that magic
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classes back to ftf mode from tomorrow, I’m not ready for it ajeeb
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Atif Aslam has been freakin’ brilliant in Sang e Mah!!!!
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somedays are reality checks from Allah to show you just how temporary this life is.
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really appreciate the gesture but what’s with the music???
@Sports_Himanshu
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Had to share this. PSL team members and the national team captain cleaning the stadium after the match. We all appreciate Team Japan after they cleaned the stadiums in FIFA World Cup. It's similar to that. #PSL8 #CricketTwitter
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is there a way I can mute their pictures on my tl?
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Can we normalise eating street foods together???(also the way he looked at her!😭
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My sister’s friend & her sister both lost their lives as a result of a car accident in Rawalakot today. The friend had her wedding in a few days time & was out shopping for it. It’s so heart wrenching 2 hear such news but at the same time reminds us of how temporary this life is.
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i’m done working in an office, i want a remote job!!
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@damnharris speak well of the dead, if you cannot, then say nothing at all.
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Everybody please report this lowlife
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i DID NOT signup for this life
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Brb crying
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End dekh kr Boht dukh ho raha hai yaar🤧
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Umar Akmal should be in the World Cup squad instead of Asif Ali. Period! #PAKvAUS
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to whom it may concern, please be informed that the PTA tax on iPhone 14 pro max has now increased to Rs 152,424 :)
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the only thing I’ll miss about 🥜
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This team choked the semis & the Asia Cup final. They lose bilaterals on their own soil. About time we stop being ok with atleast they fought till the last ball shit. They are a bunch of super talented individuals but they haven’t won anything significant so stop hyping them up.
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god’s working extra time to make up for all the LQ fan’s tears shed in the past
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would you rather go for a PTA approved 12 pro or a non-PTA 12 pro max (use it with SCOM sim)?
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happiest brides are the prettiest
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visual representation of day scholars:
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guess who would be working on Eid? 🥲
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how is it that non-Muslims continue to commit sins as their normal routine during Ramadan, when the Shaytan is supposedly chained?
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petrol sasta hogya hai gya hai kya? pichle 20 minutes se iftar hi stuck
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sucker for pretty skies
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Butt Karahi is overrated
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What’s a skill one should learn in 2 weeks’ holidays?
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@exharrie it isn’t but you could really shut their mouths by doing what you’re paid to do
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personally think the best plan is to have a simple wedding and then go on a Europe tour. kya karna hai 3 din logon ko khilla ke jinho ne phir bhi keeray hi nikaalne hain koi na koi.
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How hard is it to understand that jane wala to challa gya, they’ll be held accountable for their deeds. By indulging in negative discourse about the deceased, you’re only adding to your own misdeeds.
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i think I’ll stop using the 1% of my brain that i was using before now that I’ve started using ChatGPT regularly
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Me retweeting everything that has HARIS RAUF in it rn:
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why do people go for small talks when you can have deep conversations?
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sweet crème>>>>>> soft swirl
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only if we had bowled Nawaz instead of Shadab, Zaman would’ve had more runs to defend in the last over. always been a Babar loyalist but honestly screw you for your continuous shitty decisions, you’ll never learn your lesson. your captaincy is a lost cause!
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Afganis will never learn their lesson. Will always do something to piss off a non striker Naseem Shah.
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i cannot uni anymore, the student in me has died
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@TheBarmyArmy jimmy is COAT, cutie of all time 🥺❤️
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Hafeez sahi phuppo ki tarah mazay le raha lmao
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pov- i will sacrifice my phone’s storage for Pakistan
@superspy90s
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bro why they updated dis shi
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To is main taalian bajanay ki konsi baat hai?
@iamamirofficial
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even in our own conditions Australia is playing better cricket 👏👏👏👏👏👏
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