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I’m humble when I’m victorious. That’s my style.😜 Arsenal 4 lyf💥
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Kama una uwezo ya leaving that shit hole country Kenya 🇰🇪 do it immediately. Jazeni Green card ya USA, Blue card ya germany etc.
Madem mkitaka wazungu to marry you just dm me. I got plenty of european friends.
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My drunk ocha uncle got my whtsapp no. frm a prev funeral wsapp grp. Texts me this mrng ati nitume za pasaka. Sent him kitu kidogo.
He just sent me a voice note wth his drunk pals wakiwa in sm busaa joint totally drunk ati nikuje wanipatie kiti ya MCA.
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Ogopa filters bro.
Kwa ground 😂
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Kuna apk inaitwa HDO box. Ilikutoa soko kitambo . It has Netflix, Apple tv prime video, Hulu, Disney, HBO, Paramount networks all for free.😂😂😂
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Huyo boy alistake 140/- . Cashout Inalilisha kengele at 64K. Win amount ni 1 mirrions. Kuna kashetani uingia mtu unaona hio 64K nikama meffi & ignore it & that's where we investors go wrong.
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Facebook migrants made this app look miserable . Una log in unaona upuss kama ii unachoka tuu
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Why am I getting police calls? I didn't touch her. She reported assault. I didn't slap her.. only pushed her. Mungu wangu.
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Kenyans pay agents 150K for them to get jobs in the gulf. Most agents facilititate tourism visas instead of work visas for the desperate Kenyans. They end up living illegally huko gulf once tourism visa expires.
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Deportation is the worst thing I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemies. My ni99a just got deported from the netherlands. He has been there 4 the last 10yrs. Hizi mchezo za online forex fraud c mchezo. He was a banker.
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Tiktok itatoa twitter soko soon. I know it's a bitter pill to swallow esp wth the older generation but ukweli usemwe. Even rugby player Ombachi is getting more engagements on his cooking videos there. Even international bana.
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I will never look at Billy the same. Haha nilikuwa nimempa heshima zake bruv.
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@SitieneiAgui
@_fels1
Unaweka "😂😂" ndio ionekane u are joking but deep down u are a tribal mkalenjin woman.
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I want to buy 15 motorbikes for bodaboda business in Bungoma. Is it advisable? I won't be there bt I have a cousin who is ready to manage.
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This you begging & crying a retirement home mzee for 10 Bob puppy thief.
You're 65 years old brudda, what you need is a retirement home.
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@cathy_mutuku
Kenya is headed the Nigeria way where everyone wants to leave bc the system is not working.
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That boy who was fired by Kairo & even wrote an apology letter has since sold his twitter/x account.🤣🤣🤣
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I'm not defending Sakaja but don't u think residents are responsible for this mess? Dumping plastic bottles et'al.
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@beth_kasinga
He even tried to clear his name by saying he started dating/grooming the gal when she was in form 2. SMH
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Tried watching that nurse toto bs & tbh that's a show 4 mentally retarded mofos who have lost hope in life .
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Malaya ulikuwa unataka nidinye mamako ndio upewe visa?
Wakenya wengi wanaomba wapate chance ya kubetter their lives abroad but kuna mwingine alienda Germany kubet. Ugui mutheri.
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Hii ngombe kuna day I ordered wings online for someone and I paid + delivery fees. The customer service was poor bc mm sio twitter A. Mtu anakuongelesha venye anataka dms. One worded answers which to me sounded rude. That was my 1st and last transaction with him. Mbwa sana.
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@kilundeezy
I called someone in Kenya and she told me "we don't have a country here" nikaifeel hadi intestines.😭😭
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@MigunaMiguna
@WilliamsRuto
@RailaOdinga
Please tell me Wanjigi's raid was staged? It looked suspicious
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I don't understand why this guy plays in the Saudia Arabia league and not in top European leagues.
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@OnorabooMadisha
Kitu mnafaa kujua ni they're against arabs and islamism in their countries. These people don't work but are quick to receive benefit money from the governments. Mwafrika saizi ni hot cake in Europe bc we are hard working.
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Mportugal ndio alikuwa mlami wa kwanza kuja Africa siku za our great grand fathers wakawateka kama slaves na wewe uko hapo na hio mdomo yako mrefu unawa support.
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Deep down kikuyu ninjas are hurt their gal was chewed by jaluo asamo. Just imagining a kihii dik penetrating a mumbi kanyau hurts them deep.🤣🤣🤣
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@collinsondiek20
@RobertAlai
@WilliamsRuto
A foreigner is enjoying yr tax payers money & u as a peasant is saying enda uskie vibaya huko. SMH
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Even somaliz who like distancing themselves frm us nywele ngumu huwa wanajipeleka mkutano wakienda gulf & find out arabs huwa hawa wapendi pia.
Mnafikiri mwaarabu anapenda mwaafrika?? Man..ndo maana walikua wanatuuza kama slaves uko 1700s. Hawa watu ni shit. Mimi mtu hatawainiconvince otherwise
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Met a kenyan chic jana. Upon buying her a drink akanishow sit down u idiot. She bought drinks like hell. Didn't dinya though.
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When Osama pleaded with Itumbi to release Billy on that space I felt it.
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Using a Hitler avi to look tough bt in reality looks like a gecko 🦎.
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Wacha niwachie mkeka wa leo. Si tuonane jioniz wakuu. Good day all.
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Huyo mluhya wanyonyi wa vibarua sijaona akipewa job na the so called "bigwigs" wa twitter. He's getting jobs from those unknown"smallwigs" u look down upon. I said it b4 bigwigs huko hawana kakitu IRL. Huko smallwigs is where the bag is @.
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From my DMs ingia xvideos & search "married kenyan woman" huyo light skin anakulwa na mjaka is one of your fav hizi streets. 😿
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Diplomat number plate ya Iraq. Hio number b4 CD means Iraq wa the 60th country to recognise Kenya as an independent country. 1CD huwa germany bc they were the 1st to recog Kenya as indp country.
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@KO_Amoreh
Mwingine a high-school classmate alikuwa UK and started those games. They gave him 3yrs imprisonment then deported after release. It was in the news.😭
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Mlikuwa mnachocha that bhang smoker pres. aspirant the 5th as if mngepigia kura. Chebukati just saved him from embarrassment. Angejiongelesha kwa ballot box wth only 2 votes.
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Breaking news: Mason Greenwood charges to be lifted tomorrow, Friday April 1st.
iykyk
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Me & my late dad when he came visiting in Berlin Germany 2016. He's hotel room.
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I'm told of an USIU student who borrowed his dad posh car to go flex in school. On his way home flying squad gave chase cz they thought he was a car jacker. They shot & killed him. Google it.
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Huyo mkisii Osama na squad yake walikuwa wanapenda kwenda place fulani ya nyama iko kwa platter mixed w avocado. Niulize hio base ndio likuwa place ya huyo boy alishandwa ama?
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Locust zina dload videos tiktok alafu zinakuja apa kupost ati video in thread. Elon anasonga na acctz zao bc of engagement farming🤣🤣
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Mkiambiwa wakadinali sing nursery rhymes & songs meant for mentally retarded pple mnajam.
"Grrrrr, huskii haina clutter, Boxer, TVS, Skygo
Senke inarramba bila kukagua puncture
Kukereka hizo ni shida za ma-lastborn
Mazza mazza mazza mazza, niko kwenu hapa nje na mtura inajazwa"
What was Munga Saying in this song? Hii ni Madre roho safi😂
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Going in hard in the paint.💪
Feel free to edit to your liking. 📝
Stake what u can afford to lose 💶
Ss clock to guide u on k/off time ⌚
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Chips vendor alisafiri from kisii jana night on a bus. Ako Central cells as we speak. Msikubali alale ndani leo mnight.
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I'm not a tipster but if u love money I recommend these kings below. I normally take their tips & edit to my liking.
@castrofy26
@garydoc777
@Gabriel_gunner2
@joemiano30
@FHBuilder
Cheers
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Thanks Joe for this 30 odds. Seeing the outcome now. I really appreciate.
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Italy sasa popeye
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Follow the leader. King popeye
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Guys, when a chic bjs u w/o cd & keeps spitting on mjuol.. is they away man's can get infected w an STI? Asking 4 a friend. TIA
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Before taking your lunj please say a prayer to this young champ who stood by you through thick and thin until his untimely death. His last tweet was about you. Go to his grave and place a wreath 💐 & observe a moment of silence + a 21 gun salute.
Early lunch 👌🏿thanks to Allah for bringing food to me on the table. It is not easy in this Rutos economy.
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Early fixtures. Europa nights.
I will definitely do a late fixture.
CET 18:45
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Guuuuuu morninggg. Heshimu huyo macho nne. Good lawyer. 👌
😍
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Most if not all USA defence secretaries once served in the military (one of the best in the world) bt in Kenya we are vetting a camel farmer to be DOD CS.
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Football twitter turudi ziara yetu. Our work here is finished.
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De gea doesn't deserve to play for this team. He sacrifices himself alot.
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Looks like the whole twitter tipsters wamepiga kambi hapo Singapore 😂😂😂
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COVID killed Christmas & all the excitement it came with. Xmas has never been the same since 2019.
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Mwenye udinya huyu dem ako na courage
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Kuna nugu ilini approach dms kwa ile acct ilienda na parag asking for 6 to 7 odds. Nikaipatia 15odds thinking maybe ana stake 500ksh or there about. Kidogo naona msg ati thanks manze. Nugu ili risk 5K stake bana. Wanted to gift me bt nikaishow apatie 1 of my follower hio 2K.
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@Osama_otero
Have u guys watched this? Listen to this kid's story. Hawa watu uanza crime wakiwa hata 14. Crime ya mchuma bana.
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Hope Ruto retains him but kalenjjns want Sudi to be his replacement😭
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Someone is in my dms telling me how he played that mongolia tip I gave y'all with insane stake. Pure madness. Congrats though fr that big win but I don't encourage people to stake big money like that though. Wueh 😱
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Truth be told many Kenyans don't want a Ruto presidency.
The nation is unhappy. Ukweli usemwe .
Yes I'm idle. 🤣🤣
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Elon anaweza end career yko twitter wth a snap of a finger. 5people aliisha tuu ivo kama kamisi.
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Target ni 1mirrions.
66K already raised. Mna pesa ya kuibiwa huku nje
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Wakenya wazalendo wamerauka to fight for this nation alafu wewe ni bet tuu unafikiria. Shame and I hope zikunywe maji.
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Frame A: 287odds Frame B: 32odds
All are quiet risky.
Warning: Follow my lead @ yr own risk.
I won't be held accountable 4 any losses made. Nione ngombe kwa dms zangu ati that was my last coins.
Keep in mind my acct is loaded so I can engage in-play mode anytime.
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@Kotsocha_ke
Unafikri kitu kama followers unistua. Show me yr bank account bitch. Hapo nitakuheshimu. Ati followers and bro u are the one who looks 60.
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@dan_wasike7
@waGitau_
What do u mean things that never happened Wasike? It's clear as day that guy has the feels for this babe. Nyi wabukusu ujiabisha unprovoked.
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Wanaija ndio watafanye foreign betting sites ziwache operations in Africa. U heard it 1st here.
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