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@noahF003
noah
9 months
@P4t948 @sspencerukk He’s done you like a kipper there Pat
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@noahF003
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9 months
@JT__v3 Streaks no replies dogs died
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@noahF003
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9 months
@P4t948 Drips can’t get anymore wet so you be ok pat
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@noahF003
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8 months
@anyachappellxx I thought it said u had an sti for a minute😂😂
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
All the Palestine lot laughing at this, how’s it going in ya own country ya muppets??
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
8 months
🚨 BREAKING: King Charles has been diagnosed with cancer
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
@GNev2 man united 900 million pound bottle jobs?
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
Can this eni aluko or whatever ur called fuck of with ya shit punditry ya fucking stupid slag joey Barton was spot on about her
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
@kencars0n_ @1905LKM @JT__v3 Not sure why ur moaning mate he can have his opinion, chances are he probaly pays taxes towards u, fuck off on ya boat
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
Probaly won’t even get a passport n will just come in on a boat and swan up to Chelsea
@BlaiseSylveste
SLY
8 months
@WorldWideChels I get passport You go help me reach there
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@noahF003
noah
10 months
That away end last night was horrific some of the people I see never seen such people, deffo edging closer to a away following like arsenals
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
Ye manager moves like Makka Pakka
@StevenageFC
Stevenage FC 🔴⚪
7 months
We’ve got super Stevie Evans. ⭐️
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@noahF003
noah
10 months
@JT__v3 In your 38 years that’s the worst you’ve seen?
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@noahF003
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5 months
That away ends like a fuckin soft play there’s so many kids
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@noahF003
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9 months
@P4t948 @HarryKiddle Gonna put a tutorial up off how to rob pensioners
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@noahF003
noah
9 months
Why can’t we have a real life jaws situation happen?
@SkyNews
Sky News
9 months
A boat reportedly carrying migrants has been seen crossing the Channel. It follows a long period over Christmas and New Year when there were no crossings seen
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@noahF003
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6 months
@P4t948 Earnings on GTA don’t count mate
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@noahF003
noah
10 months
@stringbean670 @JT__v3 You literally have a set of wings in ur pfp u mess your more then likely dadless to and take it up the arse so shutup with your shit football opinions
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
Brighton been bummed by Roma on the pitch and fans off it, rough 24hrs for all involved
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
Anyone notice how many Liverpool fans was in the middle tier?
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
It’s almost like loosing against wolves had oddly brang the fans closer together to the team, we’ve never had 2 away ends on the Trot like that this season
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
Hope they didn’t hit Sean cox
@UnitedStandMUFC
The United Stand
7 months
Liverpool fans threw a flare into the disabled section beneath them away stand after Salah's goal. [ @BradJCox_ ]
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@noahF003
noah
9 months
@JT__v3 @ElTel__ No wonder he done what he did with all these soppy Newcastle fans crying
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
Anyone else think Jackson getting better every game?
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
Get Astrid Wett deported from the UK - Sign the Petition! via @UKChange
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
@cfc_robert_ @JT__v3 @CarefreeLewisG He’s saying he’s not a good footballer mate not stabbing or bombing people👍🏻
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
Let’s not use the Var decisions as an excuse, we was wank last night but we realistically knew that was going to happen going to anfield last night they’ve done that to near enough every big team yes not won them all but dominated them all.
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
This Eni Aluko or whatever shs called just said Leeds is the most inform side in the uk😂😂😂
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
@Wheddsta Plays well nearly every game 😂😂
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@noahF003
noah
10 months
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
@CFCKR2012 U fucker dan right infront me old man
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@noahF003
noah
9 months
@Lynzif12 Back doors need doing to?
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
Change the liquidator to three little birds at home now I reckon
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
Just realised if we win Astrid gonna post on pornhub. Always a mood killer ent there
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@noahF003
noah
6 months
Beating Bayern in their own backyard ain’t for everyone is it
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
@Frosteh12 Hahah fat little fuckin prick bet his mothers huge
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
Not even come out btw just proves away scheme n season ticket sell theirs on
@PLTicketss7
PLTicketss
7 months
Man City v Chelsea Fa cup semi final🔵 Tickets available in both ends Dm me #CFC #cfcspares #cfctickets #MCFC #FACup #ManchesterCity
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@noahF003
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9 months
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@noahF003
noah
6 months
Think @carefreeblues9 has been hacked or a scammer, changed his name + selling tickets for over fv etc, seemed dodgy when I messaged so everyone be careful just incase.
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
@P4t948 Only cause ya frauded all ya mums mates money dirty man
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@noahF003
noah
5 months
Blokes got a worse conversion rate then Jackson somehow
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
How’s A Pig lost its virginity before Kieran?
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@noahF003
noah
9 months
@jakubi99 @JT__v3 @ICQChelsea Fuck sake get on ya camel and fuck off
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
Can sort a spurs pair home for spare cup final ambitious I know 😂 Rts appreciated @Chelsea_spares
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@noahF003
noah
6 months
As much as people hate poch nobody can see they’re not playing for him
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
Jorginho plays for Arsenal and we’re singing his name why?
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@noahF003
noah
3 months
Coming off twitter can’t stand to see a Neal Maupay tweet after we’ve lost 3 nill
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
Loss incoming
@Chels_HQ
Chels HQ
7 months
📊🎂 | Mauricio Pochettino, who turns 52 today, is yet to win a Premier League match on his birthday (D1, L2).
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@noahF003
noah
6 months
Will have a spare Villa away when they come out dm me.
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@noahF003
noah
1 year
Anyone got a spare arsenal? Can swap for 2 utds, wolves or city or any other away + cash difference, rts appreciated @CFCSparesFV @CFCSold @CFC_Tickets1 @Chelsea_spares @Chelseasparetix @ChelseaVWR_ @CFC_SpareTicks
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
This Blackburn performance is unbelievable btw
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
When can we give caicedo the credit he deserves? Gets a lot off unnecessary stick
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
I’m not complaining at that draw.
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
@anyachappellxx She’s literally the female Ksi
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
We’ve matched city twice, oddly confident
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
Happy days
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
8 months
Clapham chemical attack: Police believe suspect may have died in Thames
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
@chxrlie61 How many death threats?
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@noahF003
noah
9 months
@carefreekieran2 @CFCKR2012 @CFCEidur Who’s this silly prick “CFCEidur” fuck off with ya bent fanpage
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@noahF003
noah
9 months
@morgan_moore_96 @Wolfpack93_ Are you calling out everyone today?😂
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
Waiting for the team sheet meltdown
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
anyone else’s Facebook and instagram not working ffs
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@noahF003
noah
10 months
@JT__v3 @P4t948 @stringbean670 @BVB_DEV Petrifiying, I’m growing up hoping for a son who goes to the football, he could turn out wanting to get his eyelashes done and wear fake tan now.
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@noahF003
noah
6 months
Someone kick his shitty little quiff off for us
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@noahF003
noah
9 months
Sorted now thanks all.
@noahF003
noah
9 months
Morning lads. Anyone know anybody driving back from boro Tommo night that’s would be driving past Bedfordshire/Hertfordshire and has a spare seat, can pay for petrol etc rt appreciated
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@noahF003
noah
10 months
Anyone going utd and is from Canary Wharf/ welling and can pick a couple of tickets up dm me, few pints in it 👌🏻
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@noahF003
noah
10 months
@HarryBaggedV3 What a virgin
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@noahF003
noah
5 months
Only team in prem who have a proper set off fans no tourists and fans opinions matter proper club
@LutonTown
Luton Town FC
5 months
Thank you 🧡
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@noahF003
noah
5 months
@JT__v4 Mums probably a brass
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@noahF003
noah
5 months
@JudeChels @ChrisGagg Could say the same about tuchel then mate😂
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@noahF003
noah
9 months
@JT__v3 @HarryKiddle @Ben_Morgan1994 @CFCKR2012 yoi Boys I’ve got one on JT🥳🥳
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
2 Liverpool spares for tommo dm me
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@noahF003
noah
8 months
@carlgavin19 YWNA, you never went again
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@noahF003
noah
9 months
@CFCEidur @JT__v3 Stop asking then
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@noahF003
noah
7 months
@martinkeown5 just shut up you ninja turtle looking cunt ya Mrs is a fat brass scruff n all
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@noahF003
noah
9 months
@HarryKiddle @P4t948 Pat do you want the login
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noah
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