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New Mexico Government. Fighting for the next generation of oil & gas companies. Rio Rancho hater. Probably part of Mexico. u gonna follow us er what??? (parody)

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BREAKING: New Mexico military shoots down Colorado spy ballon over Hatch, NM.

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yooo check out my primas tat

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BREAKING: FDA has fully approved that NM has the best chile and agreed that Colorado's is absolute shit.

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in nm we dont say “u missed the exit”, we say “where are u going?”

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New Mexico declares a statewide mourning period after tragic accident.

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67$ for a haunted house!?! I’ll just walk around Albuquerque and die for real 😒

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the new mexican urge to go 80 in a 25 😌

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in a very bad place rn… not mentally, just in Rio Rancho.

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nm twitter really pissed at mark ronchetti and im loving it

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when the green chile hits different

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the fuck is this shit

Northeast Urbanist 🇺🇸🇮🇹🇵🇷

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nothing important is missing from this map, I promise

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Mark Ronchetti would rather dip his chips in ranch than salsa. Bad for salsa. Bad for NM.

Mark Ronchetti

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Currently live from Si Señor on KHII 88.9 FM radio in Alamogordo. Tune in!

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BREAKING: NM becomes the first state to mandate vaccines and Zia tattoos for all residents over 12.

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BREAKING: Due to weather conditions we are closing down all roads because no one knows how to drive.

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wtf, $80 for a haunted house!?! i’ll just walk around Albuquerque and die for real 😒

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mark ronchetti???

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New Mexico has partnered with Fabuloso to create the world’s first green chile multipurpose cleaner.

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You’ve heard of “Elf on a Shelf,” but have you ever heard of using your fucking turn signals?

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FUN FACT: Did you know if you hold an roadrunner up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an roadrunner?

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🚩🚩🚩"I live in Rio Rancho"🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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im in a bad place rn… not mentally, just in Española

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rio rancho (slur)

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Motion to replace the supreme court with a chimi from allsups

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to the 13 people always liking my posts, you want anything from allsups

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La Llorona endorses her sister, Yvette Herrell.

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To truly understand the positives of Walmart on San Mateo closing and the food desert expanding, we asked 3 unvaccinated Joe Rogan viewers at a Tesla charging station for their opinion.

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“Santa isn’t real” like ok??? i literally saw him at cottonwood mall

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I don't feel Bonita I feel like a pendeja

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new mexicans roasted mark ronchetti and chile this year

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with legal weed & free college. idk NM kinda lit

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BREAKING: NM state legislature passes mandated abbreviations for texting.

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All @DutchBros locations are required to have 10 mins of small talk with every customer like this:

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When asked how she was feeling MLG just pointed and laughed at a picture of Mark Ronchetti.

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Ghetto Smith's and Walmart on Zuni have once again partnered up and are giving away free turkeys to anyone who can outrun security.

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elizabeth gonna be all mad seeing these memes bout her

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BREAKING: New Mexico is no longer part of Mexico and is officially the 51st state of the USA.

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wow these ai are getting all real

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ur from albuquerque? a la verga bro

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New @KOB4 poll shows 70% of voters don’t know who or what a Mark Ronchetti is.

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Santa Fe is a suburb of Albuquerque.

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Mark Ronchetti would rather lie about his far-right extremist views on abortion than tell the truth and still lose the election. Bad on abortion. Bad for NM.

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nm ppl love two things: chile and weed

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5 ways to tell someone is not from New Mexico: 1. Says anything positive about Taos / Santa Fe 2. Thinks ABQ is “quirky” 3. Wears turquoise jewelry (and is wh*te) 4. Mentions Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul 5. Drives less than 30 miles above the speed limit

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"Protect yourself and others, get boosted." -NM Dept of Health Advisory

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the new mexican experience

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ppl from rio rancho be like damn I gotta be the meanest person possible and also date a cop by 11:59

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the yaasification of the government has commenced

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"yeah no" means no and "no yeah" means yes what’s so hard to understand about that

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it's true

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what if we kissed at the death metal gorditas y quesadillas stand 🥺👉🏽👈🏽

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new flag just dropped

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the moon was so beautiful last night

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happy pride month you queers 💜

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wow, truly inspirational

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BREAKING: Gov MLG finishes the legislative session by signing into law the Zia tattoo mandate. Earlier polling reported over 98% of New Mexicans supported the passage of the bill.

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⚠️ New Mexico Patch Notes ⚠️ - Green chile gives a small amount of healing over a short period of time. - Zia tattoos provide a 5% charisma & 10% strength. - Capacity of hell (Rio Rancho) has decreased by 342. - The “Roswell” region has been temporarily removed due to bugs.

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BREAKING: Albuquerque barely survives the first wave of the hurricane dust tsunami.

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wait there's a new Mexico?

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thought i accidentally committed tax fraud but it was just MLG giving me my allowance

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i text u "🌶" and u better fucking know how to spell it right

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what should i dress as for halloween : 1. Susana Martinez delivering pizza while drunk 2. Yvette Herald cosplaying Trump 3. Mark Ronchetti burning down the bosque 4. Green Chile Scented Fabuloso 5. Tim Keller being progressive 6. Larry Barker

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BREAKING: New Mexico is no longer part of Mexico and is officially the 51st state of the USA.

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white people scared to get robbed downtown then they go to effex then spend $14 on a Bud Light

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Don’t be like him. Drive safe. - NMDOT

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órale bro, it’s all rainy outside

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It's time we had single payer healthcare in New Mexico and that single payer should be Mark Ronchetti.

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Fun Fact: snow gets red in New Mexico not because of dirt and grime, but because we put a little red chile with the salt for flavor.

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land of enchiladas

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BREAKING: George Santos resigns as Governor of New Mexico.

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pov: driving past rio rancho

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there's a special place in hell for new mexicans (rio rancho)

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BREAKING: Proof of vaccination and Zia tattoo are required to enter into any bar or restaurant.

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BREAKING: President Biden rolls out plan to provide one (1) voucher for a free pizza slice at participating Dion's to everyone with over $10k in student debt.

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who tf leaked my texts

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wow frontier was all lit last night

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peep zozobra at the met gala

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“my friend tryna talk to you” the friend: #MetGala

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BREAKING: New Mexico declares independence from the US and Mexico, becoming the 3rd largest nuclear superpower in the world

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the new mexican urge to go 90 in a 30

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It's not cloudy today, it's all the WEED everyone be smoking.

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New Mexico is the only place in the world where you can find movie stars while eating amazing chile while also having your tires getting stolen.

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Believe it or not, we are an actual government account.

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he’s a 575 but she’s a 505 😍

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Due to high gas prices, we will allow anyone to siphon the gas out of any vehicle with a blue lives matter bumper sticker.

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“Wait, there’s more? Ala, at most I thought it was just Moriarty.” Said The ABQ resident

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the new mexican urge to add all in a sentence to sound all expressive

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we’re coming for you wisconsin

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when tourists say Area 51 is the most haunted place on earth but they haven’t been to the walmart on zuni

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Just found out my girlfriend is fucking Ron Bell.

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just found out my boyfriend cheated on me with Bert. im hurt and dont know who to call

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frito pie is new mexican cereal

Tessa Valdez

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@nm_gov can frito pie be considered a cereal?

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graphic design is my passion

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nothing will match zozobra from last years met gala

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New Mexico becomes the first state to mandate construction on every road at the worst possible time.

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ATTENTION: Please check your children’s candy as consuming Colorado chile may cause serious negative health and social effects.

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who getting one wit me???

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BREAKING: Supreme Court skeptical of Biden's legal authority to give 1 free pizza slice to anyone with $10K student loans.

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cant quite put my finger on it but something about new mexico brings out my alcoholism

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Anyone leaving the State due to the mask mandate must lazer remove their Zia tattoo or be charged with treason and be sent to the gulag.

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People threatening to leave New Mexico cause of the new mask mandate, you promise?

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Ala vergas

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there's a special place in hell for new mexicans (santa fe)

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