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You can't wake up if you don't fall asleep
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Kulipa okoa jahazi 😭😭😭
Ukishika your first million what’s the first move you’ll make?
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When he asks if I ate and I actually did and don't have to lie this time 😂
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Nipeeni baby names za kijana , sitaki brother yangu aitwe Nathaniel 😭😭😭
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"acting cheap " as if we're all not campus kids
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I'll start buying it when it gets to 200 Bob 😂😂😂
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Leo nakaa smart,wenye wameona wameona 😂😂😂
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Mpesa inasoma 23 Bob but at least nywele inakaa poa 😭😭
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Me eating the parts of a chicken I'm not supposed to because I'm not a man
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A "confirmed ,you have received " would sure be nice 😭😭😭
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Last time I dealt with an avoidant, Olivia Rodrigo appeared on my Spotify wrapped
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Y'all not real readers, that book was awesome 😭😭
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About to ask Nara smith to make me the will to live from scratch
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Tunaitwa sunshine tukiwa wengi
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Exams in less than a month , na nimekua nikidilly dally 😭😭😭😭
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Tuesday ifike wazazi warudi kazini ,omg 😭😭😭
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"Ama nicklaus alikula hizo videos?" I refuse to believe the internet is real 😭😭😭
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"You led me on" first of all buddy I'm not a leader ,I'm a follower of christ
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Have y'all ever released a clot so massive you go"hmmm,that must've been it's head" well I do😂
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'bout to loc it tho 🤭
Let's do Good pr for natural hair today. Please quote me with a pretty picture of your natural hair 🤭
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Girl math is crying about a lot of things at one session 😭😭😭
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My tiktok reposts mean nothing, I like tapping that icon 😭😭😭
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"mwenye amepita hio exam nitajua alilala na lec" my classmates are so 😭😭😭
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I wanna do shrooms with the love of my life and have a trip with them
I wanna do Molly with a baddie 😭and rumble about our futures and lost dreams
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I blame myself for watching till the end 😭😭😭
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Leaving the exam room having written that Sigmund Freud was an incestuous coke addict and Ivan Pavlov was a dog trainer
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Men should stop killing women , I can't believe we're having this conversation. You and your victim blaming and misogynistic views can literally go to hell .
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Newest member of katululu twitter, wezi hawana huruma
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On a Sunday morning???!!!!!! Crue ni nini mooties 😩😭😭
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Nimeanza kumiss huyu , I never learn do I ?? 🤣🤣🤣
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Till you meet a real eater an you're convulsing like a faulty generator
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Maybe next time I'll choose someone who won't break up with me over text.
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I sentence you to being in a room with people who only listen to arbantone
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Udaku while high slapssss ,like omg she did what?? ( Idk who we're talking about)
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Istg if I hear one more millennial talking about Gen z 😭😭😭
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I like this lil vid I took yesterday 🩷
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How does traffic even happen, just keep driving
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Creaming, antidepressants, Twitter was down , TD Jakes is a bottom ,this timeline is cooked 😂😂😂
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I'm afraid nothing will ever make me cry like five feet apart 😭😭😭
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Heartbreak so bad I had to tell my dad
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Here comes the attention whore
Can’t believe there are still people who post WhatsApp statuses
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Wazee wanatengeneza jungle juice badala ya muratina?? We're losing recipes 😭
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New number unanipigia kuniambia "guess ni Nani"???????!!!!!!
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Hey, my dad did the same 😃
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Napenda mdemu akidoz na tank top anaamka matinyo zikiwa timbuktu ingine kismayu
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Accepting all the uko's from 10 am tomorrow 🤭
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"Team kubwa" na ukona akili ndogo , smh
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Man spreading kwa mat , nitakuchuna thighs , please 😭
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It's extremely difficult to know if a girl is flirting with you or just being nice 😭😭😭😭
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Finally dating a man who doesn't have the EQ of a brick 😭
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Honestly if you're not in your boo's arms , idk what to tell you
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Don't invite me if these are the games being played 😭😭
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Huyu aliniambia boyfriend yake Akina grillz kumbe ni zile meno za silver 😭😭😭😭
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Saa hii highschool I'd be penning down a valentine's love letter to my girlfriend wakati wa preps ,niandike sticky notes,niweke glitter na nipange budget ya kumtreat tuck shop, simple times 😔
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Her. Him
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Sasa huyu anadhani naelewa anime references zake , tanjiro ne doe 😭😭😭
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Time to unmute my girl ,she has seen the light
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Me and the nigga I told him not to worry about
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"it's even plastic" 🤣🤣🤣
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Sasa unakasirika ju nimeua streaks ?? Are we 16 ???
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Wacha nianze kucheza na settings kule status , two mothers is no easy task 😭
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I'd ask but I'm blocked , siettt😭
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"Friends of Manchester " and you don't even have actual friends
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You get into a relationship now everyone and their mom has been "having a crush on you for the longest time " rest 😑
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She ain't no kisserrrrrrr 😭
how tf do you even kisss someone for twenty minutes…
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This femicide conversation is really showing how y'all really think and it's disgusting, can y'all (men and women alike) take a minute to think before typing on such matters ??? Stop embarrassing yourselves
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A woman shaped like this could do no wrong in my eyes 😩
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Ehh 💛🤍
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That politically misinformed man/woman is not your soulmate
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I hate all the men I've been with 😭😭😭
My deo broke over the weekend so he sent me a new one and suprised me with some snackie snacks inside the package lol (and a handwritten note)🤭🤭oh I love this boyyyyyy
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If I send you this it means I know you're lying to me
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Maybe don't archive class groups
Na kwani class imebounce na nimekaa hapa kama fala ???
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Children are one of the least protected and most abused group omg 💔
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I'm dressed like Adam Sandler for bed , take it or leave it
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Plus my first throats are open 🤭
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Your man's friends are not your friends ,mtaambiwa mpaka lini 🤣🤣
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You'd be going through the absolute worst in your life and someone will still make it about themselves 😭
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Nikona class ya saa moja 🤣🤣🤣
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I really need to stop romanticizing nduthi rides , I be on some main character shit 😂😂😂
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Y'all be so mean to your alleged friends
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