Ilana ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ
@ilanakariukii
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A very wicked woman ๐คญ For collabs & business enquries: [email protected]
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined March 2019
โStop recording everything and just enjoy the momentโ is asking me for videos from last night ๐ฅด.
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I should really be asleep but YOU GUYSSS!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Maybe we should start saying the finance bill is gay so we can hear something from the church.
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Alexa, play thick thighs by Bensoul x Bien ๐ซฆ
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I am ready to try witchcraft atp. How are you getting rid of recurring yeast infections??? ๐ฅฒ.
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So many children have been shot in Rongai that we are losing track of the bodies ๐.#RutoMustGo.
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Niko ushago with my tattoos showing ๐คฃ watu wanaskia kutapika.
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How did we go from getting free accessories every time you buy a new phone to buying the charger separately????.
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Dark skinned women are so beautiful! My goodness! ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ.
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My 1 year sobriety meal ๐คญ thank you to the anonymous person who paid for this ๐ซถ๐ฝ
Goodmorning @ilanakariukii ni kama hutatumia hio mia saba yako tena. Njoo na rafiki yako kulingana na maagizo ya mfadhili๐ฅณ
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Watu walifaa kufukuzwa town ni hao wanaume wa "mrembo nails".
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I have watched this video so many times and I still canโt believe what I just read ๐
Amkeni!!! Wameweka rape apology Kwa syllabus ya biology form 3.
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This whole Shiqo thing is a little funny to me because I remember trying to offer advice from a small business ownerโs POV and people bashed us ๐คฃ.Tuliwaambia hakuna vile shipping ya chafing dishes itawai kua ksh.400 mkatuita haters ๐คฃ oneni sasa.
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Amkeni!!! Wameweka rape apology Kwa syllabus ya biology form 3.
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I think I gained almost 2k followers on here after posting these ๐
Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐.
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Guys, mnafanya aje ndio fuliza limit ipande? ๐ซฃ.Iโve been at ksh.300 since they introduced fuliza and I transact on mpesa a lot ๐ญ.
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How do I celebrate 1 year of sobriety with a budget of ksh.700? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Those big ass match box shaped Louis Vuitton phone cases y'all have are ugly.
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Nikiwai celebrate anniversary ya relationship nachinja mbuzi mbili walai.
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Time to bring this back? ๐คฃ
show me a pic when y'all knew y'all was thicccc ๐.
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Exams are so unnecessary. Just trust me bro, I understood everything you taught me.
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If this is the accident we saw yesterday on Nairobi-Nakuru highway near Kinungi then he is lying. Lmaoo.People were injured btw.
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The only reason I havenโt kms yet is because there is no painless way to do it ๐ญ๐ I am too much of a coward to jump of a cliff or drown myself.
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Did we all eat oxalis as children or was I just a weird child? ๐ซฃ.
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The edits are sending me because you know that took time ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ.And they still decided to post it ๐ญ.
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@Mic_GG Yโall know recording a video doesnโt take anything away from the moment, right? On the contrary it makes it last longer. Also kama alikua anajua anataka video angerecord yake ama awache kunijudge nikirecord yangu ๐คฃ.
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Nimeenda kwa freezer kutafuta ndengu za supper nikatoa hizi container mbili nikidhani ni hizo ziko na ndengu. Please tell me why I opened them to find actual ice cream ๐ญ I am so confused pls! When and how did this happened???
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Imagine ๐
Imagine being kikuyu.
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Faceless twitter either has very attractive people gatekeeping their beauty or the exact opposite.
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Smocha mia nane??? Tukue serious kidogo ๐คฃ.
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Storm Over Paradise had us as the entire nation in a chokehold ๐.
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Tell me why I was heading to work in the morning and the boda I took broke down right outside my exโs gate ๐คฃ.
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sex is a very intimate and sacred act . remember, your body is a temple, and you shouldn't be sharing it with anyone who is a lawyer.
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Just a reminder you that a rose is 25 bob at city market. That man just hates you ๐ซถ๐ฝ.
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Krackles if they had clear packaging.
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Being a last born is all about perfecting your โnimepata. Asanteeeeee ๐ซถ๐ฝโ.
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I'm going to need a 1000 word essay from Kenya Power on how and why they, as a monopoly, have been making losses.
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I stopped going to therapy because I had started lying to my therapist ๐.
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Hakuna kitu hunikosesha amani kama kukua na deni ya mtu. Heri nikue na mia mbele na nyuma lakini nisikue na deni.
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Having children with the sole expectation that they will take you out of poverty is extremely selfish, cruel and irresponsible.
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Omg! ๐ญ Reopen those schools already!!.A teenaged boy from my estate just tried to ask me for my phone number ๐ญ.
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Utapata mtu anasema hivi lakini ako very religious na anaamini Yesu atarudi na tarumbeta.
Astro projection is not real na nyinyi ni wendawazimu fr letting ur brain convince u ati ur soul is out of your body๐๐คฃpeak delusion fr.
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*Me minding my business in CBD*.Random street boy: Siste nidaidie mbao.Me: Sina leo .Him: Wewe kazi ni kurusha rusha matako ata huwezi saidia mtu. Mbwa wewe! . ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐.
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This is crazy but thank you to whoever this is. ๐ญ๐ซถ๐ฝ.
Goodmorning @ilanakariukii ni kama hutatumia hio mia saba yako tena. Njoo na rafiki yako kulingana na maagizo ya mfadhili๐ฅณ
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Wenye mmelipwa hio 5k ku cause chaos leo, si mmelipwa cash? Hawawezi wapata. Chukua tu hio pesa uende nayo home ununue food. Hii bill ikipitishwa hutaona hao politicians na hizo 5k tena.
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I need to post my work here more often ๐คช๐
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Iโm really proud of everyone who graduated today and held placards for Kenya โค๏ธ.
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I can eat ugali with anything. Ata ugali na kaugali kadogo.
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A lot of people believe that the Bible is the only material that is so widely translated but itโs really Kumkum Bhagya.
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Like this ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
How do you serve cunt in a way thatโs Kenyan???.
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No, but who actually sat down and decided that skin care products should be the same price as a human kidney? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Unafunga macho kidogo kwa club watu wanaanza kusema ulizima.
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Mtu akikuonyesha penye amekuweka once, believe them.
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I truly hate bad customer service! I am paying you. Why are you acting like I am forcing you to do a favor for me?????.
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I need to know how he convinced both the women he is seeing to make this ๐ญ.
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Guys, .Gidi na Ghost wanaeza patanisha watu hawajaanza kudate bado?.
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I hate the word โkugongewaโ so much. Idk why but it doesnโt sit right with me.
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The realest โNi God manzeโ ever ๐๐.
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Watu wa wash wash, yโall need interns? ๐ค.
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My budget for the rest of December is ksh.250 ๐ญ.
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Can yโall just stop assuming sexual promiscuity ๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ if you had half a brain you would know that yeast infections arenโt sexually transmitted although having sex can aggravate the symptoms. Thereโs a lot of useful information in the replies though so just try & filter.
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Alvine Mafunu, ID number yako inaisha na 226. Tuma mia saba nikuridishie ID.
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Mum anadhani naoga twende kanisa. Hajui ndio kuingia ๐ฅฒ.
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After almost 2 months of procrastination ๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ๐ฉท
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Me on this day ๐ฎโ๐จ
Ladies, quote this with your best picture yet. When you felt the most good. Pleaseโบ๏ธ.
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Here is a picture of me as a โจSkinnyโจ girl because the big girls have a problem with me saying Iโm a bigger girl. ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ
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I'm literally screaming!! ๐ญ๐ฅบ I got centre fold on today's Pulse Magazine!!! ๐ฅบ
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If I see that Glovo ad one more time on my TikTok fyp
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This fit really served ๐ซก
How do you serve cunt while just sitting?.
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I mean??!.Iโm making them even thinner next time ๐โโ๏ธ
The baddies from the early 2000s knew what they were doing with the thin brows!.
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Lakini mbona unitafute after ghosting me for months? ๐ si you maintain the same energy. I donโt even find you attractive anymore.
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I am such a sucker for hand written notes ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅน.I still have all the letters/sticky notes my friends wrote me in high school ๐ฅน.
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Being on instagram feels like scrolling through Alibaba these days.
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I have no one to send these two but I am in need of female validation ๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ.Also my makeup today!! ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Oh to be loved by a real lover ๐ฏ๏ธ.
My man made us this cheeky menu for a date night we're having at home๐๐ I love it
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โWould you like to come with me toโฆโ .๐ญ๐ฅน.Literally a love language for me!!!.
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My chance to share close up shots of my work ๐คช
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โWhatโs on your mind?โ.Me: Baby, come hold this wood. You donโt want this wood?.
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Hey, .Where are you guys getting the will to study from?.
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Who knew weekends were this boring when you are broke, single and on a sobriety journey? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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See how women are viewed as lesser beings?.
Yaani Kikuyu Men mko comfortable having female names in your full names?.
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So we aren't going to talk about how ridiculous transaction costs have become?.
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So today I'm walking in town from school and a random man slaps my ass and continues walking like he did nothing.
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So our lec just got sick on Valentines morning?
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Any excuse to post these everywhere ๐คช
Quote this tweet with the best pictures and videos you took this month. Don't air me, let's cleanse the timeline with some beauty๐ฅบ.
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โPesa hurudiโ.And now I have 200 bob to my name ๐.
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That USIU student mpesa spend video has me rethinking my whole life.
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If you buy thrifted tops for ksh.1200 each youโre an enabler ๐ซต๐ฝ.
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Usijaribu kunikatia saa hii. Niko na stress.
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I love these two pictures!!! ๐คญ
Let me see your face cards.
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If lecturers can miss classes and demand a makeup class then the students should be allowed to do the same ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ.
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