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20 year old lesbian and already in jail rip
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Joined April 2023
he is so adorable and cute surely he won't grow up to be a depressed midlife crisis alcoholic with daddy issues and a heartbreak from his first love
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THERES FUCKING STOLITZ BABY CLOTHES??💀 SOMEONE TELL ME WHOS ART THIS IS LMFAO
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How do you serve cunt in a cosmic way?.
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i don't mean no shade but like. stolas just cannot be ugly like I cannot see him as being not attractive in the goetia family when these mfs exist 💀
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NO WAY YALL DOXXED ANDREALPHUS.
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ON GODDD
Hands down still one of the best character designs ever
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this is the man that stolas is in love with and is actively crying over btw
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off topic but she's so unserious 😭 trying to act tough
I think Stolas’ Loo Loo Land outfit is my favorite. His date outfit is the better look, but his theme park garb just screams “embarrassment to the Goetia family” and he’s so happy about it
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stop drawing loona as a sexy demonic wolf seductress and start drawing her like the awkward loser menace who puts mayonnaise on top of everyone's donuts and says its frosting before handing it to them . embrace the true her instead of drawing her with tatas that are 10x her size.
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stolas: haha boner statue . striker: ok that is my last fucking straw. go screw yourself seriously. we live hard lives out here and you make fun of my custom made boner statue. i lived a hard life and you made fun of my boner statue. you are why the economy is collapsing.
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pov u go to hell and expect to see a demon owl twink but instead u see this running towards you
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they literally look like they're related i swear.
Magical girl time!. Surely it’s no coincidence that their disguises look like they could be father and daughter?
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I fucking hate poor people.
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WHY DO THEY ACTUALLY LOOK RELATED THO💀.
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top surgery.
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and yet blitzø has people making out with him whilst stolas got nobody😭 i fucking LOVE this show.
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yall think blitzø is gonna be all lovey when him and stolas date? nah he's gonna text stolas shit like this every day
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i just KNOW his cloaca tastes like one of these bad boys
The Helluva Boss fandom should have more lighthearted debates. Like the whole debacle about Stolas' Cloaca. That was fun.
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"stolitz won't be endgame" mfs when there's almost 50 prints and customs of stolitz merch
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guys i wanna defend hb and hazbin from the haters so bad but i literally have stolas's bare asscheeks as my pfp.
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SO WE'RE GETTING A STOLAS KIDNAP SEQUENCE, M&M FIGHTING STRIKER, ANDREALPHUS DEBUT, AND LOONA BLITZØ VISITING A HOSPITAL. ALL IN ONE EPISODE???.
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delete your account.
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what part of "OCTAVIA IS 17 YEARS OLD" do yall not understand.
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it rlly just dawned to me that this man actually commands legions bro imagine being told what to do by this gay lil owl nerd.
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idk ask me
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stolas and blitzø cope in 2 ways . stolas waits until he's alone to drink and cry to the point where he passes out with his plants and sings to let out frustration, while blitzø parties and makes bad decisions and drinks tons to release the heartbreak that he hides.
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me playing innocent after getting banned even tho i said the most inappropriate shit on sapphicnix and it was only a matter of time
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some people think that blitzø not texting stolas back was blitzø "not caring" when in reality i think it was so much more. blitzø JUST found out that stolas can get hurt when he thought stolas could take anything. that changes a lot for him.
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OH HES PISSED . GO GET UR DAUGHTA (MOST LIKELY IDK) BLITZØ
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paimon: like i get your his mother and all but what about me, get him a goddamn nanny or something. octavia the 1st: 😦.
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octavia is actually an unserious goofball but the goetia family is so uptight that she can't properly express her silliness . then blitzø comes along and her inner gremlin is unleashed.
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"helluva boss season 2 isn't working" i get that problem all the time maybe check ur wifi connection and make sure ur connected, sometimes i pause and unpause and it'll load instantly or maybe try to force stop YouTube and then put it back on and it does the job #yourwelcome.
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i know what sex is.
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ive seen so many mfs being like "stolas deserves better than blitzø🙄" . they act as if blitzø doesn't have so much love to give that he displays towards loona and m&m, but the man is traumatized. that doesn't make him unlovable or not capable of loving.
The whole "Blitzø is a fucking monster with no feelings who is only using Stolas for the book" & "Poor little baby Stolas needs a better bf" I hate that shit with a burning passion :) . Every person with this take I swear I know they didn't pay attention to s1ep6 or to anything
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dear helluvaboss fandom, i have decided to leave twitter because i can't handle how gay the show is getting. it makes me sweat a little to be honest because of how uncomfortable i am. sometimes i see barbie wire appear in my nightmares because of it. i want plot. goodbye.
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he.
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im cryin they all wanted to collectively strangle stolas 😭😭.
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i hope that when stolitz confesses their love to eachother, it'll be under that tree 🥺.
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something that is so silly to me is the fact that the fan favorite "sexy" helluva boss characters like stolas and loona are heavily fantasized by the fandom while in the actual show they have NO BITCHES 💀.
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he's so inspired by their loving father daughter relationship and respects it sm 🥺🥺💖 blitzø prides in being a good dad himself and seeing other people being good parents as well.
Blitzo EMPATHIZES with Stolas as father. Blitzo finds Stolas’ relationship with Octavia as ENDEARING.
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stolas: hello father i am going to be your caretaker for a few days since my brothers are getting tired of u . paimon: *trying to wheel away.
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his height and bad posture is making me feel things (he's literally like 5'0 compared to humans).
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viv knew that she had to put this out after tea's identity crisis.
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there's so much autism in the room tonite.
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pilot stolas is overhated like so what he's one of the causes of global warming? can a man not have hobbies anymore?.
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"i enjoy being the subject of jest, maybe you can say mean things to me when you come over" stolas. ☹☹.
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stolas was genuinely so brave while being tortured even when he had his life literally on the line yall need to give him more credit for that. he didn't hesitate to insult striker and threaten strikers life if he dared to hurt his loved ones, even when he had a knife on his neck.
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he's my lil tism man.
This is still one of my favourite cute moments 🥹. when Stolas straight up steals some glasses and does the lil happy hands 🥹❤️
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i deadass think that when viv and the crew were creating stolas they were like "how can we make this loser the biggest babygirl".
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i feel like ppl who blame blitzø for not saving stolas himself are focused on all the wrong things 😭 loona will ALWAYS be blitzø's first choice, same with via always being stolas's first choice. it's not blitzø's fault that stolas got hurt, he thought stolas could handle himself.
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normalize watching a show just for fun and not wanting to be a whole commentary youtuber over it.
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might start a controversy but i believe stolas is actually loyal, he just didn't like stella and stella didn't like him🤷♀️. meanwhile when his childhood boo thing comes strolling in after like 25 years he is READY to tear his clothes off and attach himself to him like a limb.
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can't believe "stella SA'd stolas" is considered a controversial opinion . this fandom sometimes bruh💀.
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mm
the old man. i desire him.
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human loona is so pretty 🥺🥺💫 her human form deserves more attention.
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giggling so hard cause why does viv make the ars goetia men so cunty
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angel dust would be so happy to know that there's twitter controversy surrounding just his looks alone tbh.
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craziest part of being in this fandom is seeing pr*sh*tters use "well viv said we can ship whatever we want!" as an excuse as if viv didn't mean just shipping regular random ships like ozzie x stolas or millie x charlie, and not literal illegal ships.
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he definitely almost succumbed to being cold hearted and ruthless before octavia was born. his golden years were stolen from him, with no time to understand adulthood and parenting he was already forced into an unwanted position. he was just a teenager expected to be a dad.
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@mistmistly meanwhile i was just tryna figure out if she's sticking her tongue out or if that's her beak💀.
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new fans being mad abt the 2-3 month wait for new hb episodes when we had to mf endure 9 MONTHS of waiting for the circus episode.
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the fact that the only reason stolas is alive rn is because andrealphus is the only evil person who uses his brain is so funny, andre was like "bitch if he dies we get nothing" and stella was just like "fuck anyways don't kill him" and that determined stolas's entire fate.
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with everybody literally against him, everyone he has loved hating his guts, and stolas potentially going to attempt to move on, things are not looking well for my boy 😭.
Blitz is going down a spiral, It’s really scaring me. Fizz is gonna rip into Blitz isn’t here…. How long till we reach his breaking point?. #HelluvaBoss
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THIS SPECIFIC TWEET HAS ME ROLLING BC WHERE THE HELL DID THAT ALL COME FROM ???😭.
Or, how about this plan? I continuing writing fics where Blitzo and Striker tell Stolas to pound sand and then run off to put angelic bullets in Hell's elite while passionately kissing and you suck a big fat chode.
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"wow stolas i am actually in love with you and i want you to marry me run away from the goetia family with me and we will live a peaceful life with our daughters against the world we were obligated to".
BRANDON SAID HIS FAVORITE LINE IS GONNA BE IN THE NEXT EPISODE???.
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three fucking feathers balancing on his bald gay head.
god may forgive you for being gay, but no one is gonna forgive you for that haircut
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i love how stolas always looks so lost and stumbling around bc even he's confused about everything.
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stolas: *makes blitzø the most unseasoned undercooked flavorless chicken known to man for dinner the 4th time that week* for u🥺. blitzø:
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something that this fandom doesn't understand is that you're allowed to dislike a character, it's a character and you're allowed to dislike them. but when u go around antagonizing stans and insulting/being passive aggressive towards them, ur literally just a jackass not a "stan".
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stolas looking at octavia after she found every mitski song known to man in his spotify playlist
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man why do yall nasty mfs have to make us look bad 😭.
@RADI0_STAT1C they keep responding to people with these helluva boss screenshots im about to pass out
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helluva boss has the cutest cast ever im so serious.
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i really, really hope they won't brush over it like with ozzies. though i get them not talking about ozzies was realistic to their situation, stolas can't simply just forget that he was tortured almost to death and that the man that traumatized him is still out there roaming free.
I trust Viv's storytelling and the writing of the show. The only thing I could ask for atm is that Stolas' torture doesn't get undermined in the next episodes. I couldn't bear seeing him suffering so much just for that to be swept under the rug. I know it won't be the case.
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im gonna pretend this is the first time dani has ever followed me . OMG DANIDRAWS FROM HELLUVABOSS TWITTER HAS FOLLOWED ME ??? THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE HIII DANI 💖
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and to think some of us thought his fav line would be a pp joke😭.
The “He can get hurt” line being Brandon’s favorite makes me believe that it’s gonna hold a lot weight to Blitzø’s character as well as his relationship with Stolas moving forward
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is it just me or is stolas getting curvier and babygirlier as the episodes go on.
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sapphiree💞😭
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nah but jokes aside if blitzø doesn't come to save stolas ima be mad cause STOLAS SAVED HIM 🙄 AND RISKED BEING CAUGHT BY THE HUMANS IN HIS DEMON FORM FOR HIM WHILE SAVING HIM 🙄🙄 blitzø buckzo your choice is your fate
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okay stolitz is a lil messy rn, i won't deny that but trust the process yall. we'll make it don't worry🙏 it's the buildup before the climax of the entire ship and i just know it'll be worth it I FEEL IN MY BALLS IT WILL BE WORTH IT trust.
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they gave my man eyebrows and a bigger ass and it was over for us.
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omg i get her so bad girlies with tummy issues unite.
Based on other’s theories and way Loona’s holding her stomach during the call with Stolas and when they’re in Sloth… I guess she’s the one who’s being taken for medical care? Maybe another case of Blitzo doting on her 🙂. #helluvaboss
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she literally kicks baby strollers when shes mildly annoyed. she is not gonna send u nudes she will send you a picture of your address that she put on the dark web and a half eaten hotdog before blocking you.
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stolas stans: omg i miss u stolas please come home to ur babies i love you it's been one second pls come back🥺🥺. also stolas stans after they actually see stolas:
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are the sins not held to be as "perfect" like the ars goetia because they're the literal depiction of the sin they belong to, meaning they can kinda just do whatever? while the ars goetia royals don't belong to a certain sin and they merely assist hells politics.
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