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30s 🗡 minors dni 🗡 here for the fun 🗡 pro-choice, pro-queer, pro-trans. don't make me use the gif.
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harvesting the last rogue tomatoes in our garden and thinking about my sweet, soft "inch by inch" reylo babies
endless thanks to the incomparable
@inkdotkay
for bringing the plant witch and her new family to life💜💜
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NOW COMPLETE
an ever-fixed mark
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🍄 unspeakable hermione granger
🍄 widower/dad draco malfoy
🍄 far-too-serious scorpius
🍄 accidental betrothal
🍄 sentient cottage in the woods
🍄 occlumency, blood magic, and ancestral lore, oh my!
🍄 baby’s first dramione
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things past
dramione
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📖 eighth year au
📖 memory loss
📖 tooth-rotting fluff
📖 “that’s my girlfriend”
📖 “we literally don’t even talk”
📖 happy ending guaranteed
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the rejection hotline
after the first text, rey figures it was an accident. the second, a coincidence. by the third, she knows it’s on purpose – and she's ready to hunt down this ben person and fight him herself.
a mini-text fic based on sinny’s prompt.
#rejectfic
to mute
This but make it Reylo. Rey gives out the same fake number every time she has someone who won’t give up. It happens to be Ben’s. He finds it hilarious until one time in a bar, a gorgeous woman gives him his own damn number
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every time this wanders down my tl i have to go lie down because the wayyyyy he smiles??? into it???
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i commissioned the incredible
@miranhasart
/
@ratsandlove
to draw "looking out" frat boy ben as he helps rey into her new coat.
look how cute they are!!! (thank you so much, mari!!)
you can read the scene that inspired it on ao3:
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i know i say it every time, but: his little pearl-clutching gasp kills me
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1. Ever since their friend’s wedding last year, Ben has been withdrawing: getting quieter, less social. Poe decides to use his considerable marketing skills to put together a dating profile for Ben.
Poe’s always been a solutions guy. :)
#deckfic
to mute
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BLUE PLATE SPECIAL:
Rey's new scholarship from the Padmé foundation means she can quit her horrible job at the diner to focus on grad school. but quitting her horrible job at the diner means she'll never see that brooding, hot customer with the shady past again.
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1. FREE TO RIDE
a mini (sort of) text fic
When a pretty woman compliments his bike, Ben Solo invites her to go for a ride—and then panic posts for advice on r/motorcycles.
free to ride is rated t for:
🏍️ bad flirting
🏍️ ridiculous jokes
🏍️ creative use of a sporty motorcycle
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NOW COMPLETE
unforced error
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⚾️ ice queen rey
⚾️ asshole with a heart of gold ben
⚾️ the squad of everyone's dreams
⚾️ more baseball facts than anyone could ever want
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1/7
“So, you have a new film coming out after a two year hiatus.”
“I do.”
“And that’s why your publicist is forcing you to do the show pony routine.”
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1. Clear the Pipes
When Ben Solo gets a v/asectomy, his doctor tells him he’ll need to “clear the pipes.” Helpful as ever, his best friend, Poe Dameron, makes a tinder profile to find Ben someone to assist.
a n/sfw mini-text fic written for
#reylos4rr
#pipesfic
to mute
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1. When Ben Solo realizes that his colleague and long-time crush, Rey, has a crush on the actor Adam Driver, he decides to use the office Halloween costume contest as an opportunity to finally catch her eye.
by me and
@xav_tenn
for
#reyloween2022
#paradefic
to mute
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the thing itself
reylo
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🧃 baby’s first a/b/o
🧃 lowkey asshole ben
🧃 semi-feral rey
🧃 belligerent friends to reluctant lovers
🧃 (OR IS IT)
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PUT IT ON MY TAB
Ben Solo runs into, and buys drinks for, the same feisty stranger several times. But, will he ever manage to actually get her name? Or, fingers crossed, ask her out??
OR
Rey Niima keeps being perceived at her worst moments by an incredibly hot stranger.
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1. rainy days and wednesdays
When a huge storm system pushes through the Bay Area, Rey accidentally gets stranded while trying to deliver food to her usual customer, and crush, Ben Spring Rolls.
#rainydayfic
to mute
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12. She ends with a Signature Rey Niima threat, just to drive the point home.
[1 SS]
#rejectfic
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1/5 Poe Dameron has been trying to figure out when to introduce his friends to the guy he’s been dating. But the timing… It’s tricky.
[2 SS]
#24daysofreylo
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On their way to their Greek Isles cruise with their friends, Ben realizes what Rey is always reading on her phone and tries to tease her about it – until she dares him to try reading a romance for himself.
#reylosummervacation
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Rey Niima, a local bookish blogger turned candlemaker, loves her job.
[1 SS]
1/30
#reyloween2022
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1. i just hit a couple nice nine numbers on ao3 and passed 300 followers (me?? y’all wanna listen to ME howl into the void???) here, so [extremely bilbo baggins voice] why not: why shouldn’t i drop a surprise text fic??
#bakefic
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But Rey knows they’ve really Made It™ as a couple when Ben finally plucks up the courage to send a flirty pick up message to /her./
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24. Later that day, Rey gets another (unexpected) text from Spineless McDuck himself.
[3 SS]
#rejectfic
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1. Ben Solo works as the head baker and cake decorator at the Lars Family Farm Shop. His job is almost perfect—except for the fact that the cheesemonger, Rey Niima, keeps stealing his customers.
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that's it for today! we'll be back to wrap 'er up tomorrow -- and i love each and every one of you for loving this menace of a rey 😂
#rejectfic
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some assembly required
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ben signs up for a dating app thinking maybe he’ll get a decent one-night stand out of it. instead, he gets rey niima and a bathroom upgrade.
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7. But then, the next month, Rey /knows/ for certain that it’s not a mistake. It’s on purpose. Some asshole named Ben is giving out /her/ number instead of just turning people down.
c/n: 🔞nsfw texts
[2 SS]
#rejectfic
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5/5 Well. That went basically the way Poe thought it would.
[2 SS]
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68. as always: thank you all for reading this silly little text fic! it’s such a joy to share jokes and send gifs and just clown on ben solo with everyone here. 💜💜 if i missed your message, please forgive me – my notifications are
#rejectfic
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60. Their second date is… a little better? Except for the part when he mortifies Rey as she attempts to make a pass at him.
[3 SS]
#rejectfic
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18. She feels absolutely NO GUILT AT ALL for sending this one to him. If she has to think about the phrase “taste your c/um soon” without warning at 2:37 in the goddamn afternoon, SO DOES HE.
[2 SS]
#rejectfic
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63. And as the weeks go by, Ben gets better at it: flirting, dating, overcoming his shyness. He even braves a double date with Rose and Jannah.
[1 SS]
#rejectfic
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10. Which is why, when Reject
#17
shows up, Rey is just so, SO glad.
[1 SS]
#rejectfic
(for folks watching along at home: it's the mary sue rejection hotline number :)
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21. Honestly, she doesn’t really /care/, it’s just that… Months of these wildly out-of-pocket texts from strangers has her curious…
And then Rey realizes that she actually has a source she can contact.
[2 SS]
#rejectfic
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53. She enjoys Ben’s company for a couple hours before heading home. He’s nice. Definitely shy and awkward, as described, but nice. Cute. Funny, in a dry, self-deprecating way.
[1 SS]
#rejectfic
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69. aaaaand just for fun, here are the discarded alternate cocktail names for
#rejectfic
:
cam-mule-lot
gala-hattan
(next two courtesy of
@sevenofreylo
)
not your father’s elderberry wine
‘tis but a scotch
the cistern-cian monk (it’s just a glass of water.)
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64. Throughout, Rey keeps up the pick-up lines. She tries out some vintage ones.
[1 SS]
#rejectfic
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6. Until.
She finds something. Not normal. And truly incredible. A profile that cannot be ignored.
[4 SS]
#deckfic
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48. Rey spends about five minutes sifting through her feelings – surprise, a little panic, embarrassment – before landing on her final answer: pleased. She’s very pleased.
[1 SS]
#rejectfic
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NEW
A Merrier Malfoy
t, 1/1, 6k
When a potions mishap goes terribly awry, the only person in the whole sodding school willing to help Draco is the person who, in his not-so-humble opinion, should be the least interested in doing so: Hermione Granger.
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33. That night, Rey and Rose strut up to the bouncer – an absolute Amazon of a woman – and give Rey’s name.
The woman /laughs./ “Oh my god, we were beginning to think you were a myth. Right this way.”
#rejectfic
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61. But it’s okay. A little embarrassment isn’t a big deal. And he is, after all, quite sweet. And a phenomenal kisser.
Wow, can the man kiss.
[2 SS]
#rejectfic
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17. And just a few days later, Reject
#19
nearly sends Rey into cardiac arrest while she’s on her lunch break at work.
c/n: 🔞nsfw text
[1 SS]
#rejectfic
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8. It continues for /weeks./ And most of them are NOT nice. They range from utter filth to complete tantrums.
#rejectfic
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5. It starts in July. A seemingly random message from someone who accidentally got the wrong number.
[1 SS]
#rejectfic
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6. Honestly, she chalks it up to a mistake, like the stranger said, and promptly forgets about it. Until, two weeks later…
[1 SS]
c/n: 🔞nsfw text
#rejectfic
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26. Things mostly settle down after that. And on the rare occasions that she gets a rude and/or naked text from a stranger, Rey charges Spineless for the infractions.
[3 SS]
#rejectfic
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24. First phase complete, Rey moves on to the second phase of her plan, which is brilliant and perfect.
[1 SS]
#deckfic
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my little baseball au that could has just crossed the 70k words mark, so if you were looking for something to do today... may i suggest?
(we're in the endgame now 😈)
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62. In the meantime, Rey keeps sending him absolutely /horrific/ texts. Almost inoculating him against flirty bullshit. Like they’re building his immunity.
c/n: 🔞nsfw text
[3 SS]
#rejectfic
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my wonderful friend
@xav_tenn
commissioned
@hrotsvitha_g
for this INCREDIBLE drawing of baby pitcher ben from unforced error and i'm OBSESSED! look how happy he is!!!
catch the big mean pitcher man (and his adorable baby pitcher memories) here:
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30. Since she has a new friend – Rey has friends now! Two of em! – Rey reaches out to Rose. Might as well share the love.
[2 SS]
#rejectfic
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29. It’s not until he reminds her that Rey remembers: she’s got a nice, cushy open tab at a very fancy bar. She should get on that.
[3 SS]
#rejectfic
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58. Ben and Rey decide to go on a few dates. See what’s there between them besides vague threats and jokes about Ben’s inability to turn down unwanted advances.
#rejectfic
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my little baseball reylo that i thought about five people would read just hit 400 kudos and i’m 🥹
and great timing, too, because chapter 14/19 just posted
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