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Christian stuff - Memes - DUNK Curator - I’ll try to be clever. I’ll try to be considerate. Follow if you wanna talk about truth. Let’s start, Jesus is King 👑

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IS IT A PROBLEM FOR YOU TO ASK? It isn’t kind to imply or presume upon others to meet your needs — It’s polite to ask Our society has this problem of vague speech and presumption For example A friend is flying into an airport near you to come visit you they call to confirm
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@newvangelicals It’s not about men’s lust dude It’s about Christians dressing appropriately to honor the Lord.
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@newvangelicals You shouldn’t have to demand it Any Christian woman who hasn’t been tricked by feminism will just read Ephesians 5 and submit to you because God demands it
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@PPact Y’all are the bad guys
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@Eric_Conn If anyone else wants to get blocked Might I suggest a bevy of memes I’ve prepared
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@PPact Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder Murder Human Murder Murder Murder Mrdr Sacrifice Murder
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@newvangelicals Don’t argue with an idea of me Argue with me People should dress modestly for the sake of the Lord. If anyone else is benefitted by it, that is great too. That’s the stance.
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@haymes_joshua That is generally understood Eyes welled up can happen at both events, but only one tear is allotted The problem with video guy is he is making the moment about himself
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Big Eva: “christian nationalism is the worst” CN: “is Jesus king of the world?” BE: “yes” CN: “is Jesus the truth?” BE: “yes” CN: “should we propose & advocate for laws that honor the king and are rooted in truth?” BE: “Umm… it’s more complicated!” CN: “it’s not”
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@newvangelicals You responded by changing the subject to men in Speedos. That’s arguing with a straw man. Because men shouldn’t wear those either. I’m saying it’s not about lust. Do you believe there is intrinsic value in modesty to honor the Lord?
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1 year
Thank you for doing this. In our Greek class we did a quick evaluation of two texts in the The Passion Translation and they were really bad. I didn’t know what to do other than tell people. This will be a great resource to share.
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You can have free access to all interviews and scholarly papers on this topic right here. Watch the interviews on YouTube here Get the papers and/or interviews free on my website (no signup required) here
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📢 NOW PRESENTING 📢 THE FIRST ANNUAL XTREME DUNK FEST TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS 🍾C H A M P I O N ! ! ! 🎉 @ohmydepravity is our very first 👑 DUNK QUEEN 2023 👑 Honor your champion today! #XDFTOC #XDFTOC2023
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@PPact Wow. How horrific. That means 29 states have no restriction on abortion? Like at all? That’s absolutely horrific
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First time beard grower How to stop the itchiness
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1 year
@newvangelicals To be fair. All but the last one of those are just basic truths Christian’s have always held. Y’all just want to do bad things.
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GM Happy New Year Thanks to the current crew Glad to have you all following me and glad to be following you as well Stay sweet
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@nakedpastor 🤔 seems legit 🙄
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@ZachWLambert I posit to you another theory
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@masonmennenga What don’t we take literally about that. It is literally impossible for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven Oh wait… It is only possible through Christ 🤯 “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.” Reading for the W 👍🏻
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@ZachWLambert @TheMuppetPastor @dpgushee @newvangelicals @1946themovie @centerpeaceinc Rephrase “I Ignore my Bible and focus on others feelings over the truth”
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My toddler has a 50/50 shot of success on picking the right shoe for the right foot He succeeds roughly 0% of the time Why?
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1 year
@ZachWLambert Who are these people you’re talking about? All the Baptist’s I know believe both are literal and make efforts to care for the poor —— Fighting straw men looks easy. I might give it a try sometime
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I hate hyperbole more than anything in the world
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9 months
@newvangelicals How so, my wife can read She generally likes that I have the authority I have
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GM friends Praise the lord today
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@Eric_Conn @crwiley1962 The PSL is delicious and has no real connection to effeminacy
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@Eric_Conn One thing I know for sure This didn’t get half the credit it deserved
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Yup it happened Praise God They hosted “family friendly” drag shoes in April They were closed by September
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1 year
@JarrettRoster Maybe Olde Timers Durango can suffer the same fate.
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8 months
@newvangelicals People keep saying that 🤯 They fled to Egypt but then they went back home to their homeland They weren’t refugees forever and they were not immigrants It’s almost like y’all wanna make the Bible say something it’s not — Plus Christian nationalism isn’t anti immigration
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@newvangelicals You’re a clown.
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9 months
If your dog bites my kid I want to kill the dog “But it didn’t break the skin” “It was just a warning bite” “But he’s not usually like that” “But your son isn’t damaged it just scared him” I don’t care I probably wont kill it But I will absolutely want to kill it
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9 months
Looks like Christopher Walken Is getting into the spirit #moscowmood
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You know what’s crazy? People who want to let moms kill their babies in the womb think they are the smart moral folks and we are the backwards dummies. 🤯
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@ZachWLambert Yeah, if we just ignore peoples sin enough maybe they will like us more
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How on earth do you think lightening struck some mud and created a living cell That is the most insane leap of faith I’ve ever heard I’ve never really considered how insane that is but imagine believing that in a sterile environment something living emerged spontaneously 🤨
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New Evangelicals just said the quiet part loud.
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@nilsenice Line 6 is where the deception of CN takes place.
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@Romans1onDsply Bc infant baptism is a misunderstanding of the mosaic covenant’s relationship to the new covenant
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@haymes_joshua It’s good encouragement to be of good cheer during this fight Also to remember not to be a jerk There is a fine line between jerk and coward, but we can find that sweet spot
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1 year
@aprilajoyr The old ways of pragmatism and faithful presence have died, winsomeness is in ashes, cowardice is failing now too The yet older ways of proclamation and cultural advancement have returned You do not understand what you’re dealing with
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@newvangelicals Your faith in the government to abstain from tyranny is astounding Especially with the beta test of authoritarianism under covid I applaud 👏🏻 your optimism I’m sure it’s well founded. 😉
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Married people who don’t WANT kids are idiots (DINK)
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We’re moving We are going to go stay with my parents in Texas for a bit and then travel around the south and east during the spring and summer If you have a good church and a good town that I should move to, tell me about it and maybe will visit
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Remember If you try an expo marker and it doesn’t write well… IMMEDIATELY THROW IT AWAY! Is there a future time where you will want a mostly dried out marker? NO YOU WILL NOT! Same goes for pens, sharpies, and all other writing utensils
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9 months
@edstetzer Seems like a racist question
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7 months
@newvangelicals Dude. You’re such a liar. Kingdom ethics of Christian nationalism… obey Christ and tell others to obey Christ Jesus wasn’t turning power structures upside down he was turning them right side up All authority is Christ’s best not be flipping any more power structures.
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@masonmennenga Deconstructed = never saved I don’t make the rules.
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8 months
Breaking news Christians think Christian things are better than satanic things
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The New Evangelicals
8 months
A perfect example of Christian Nationalism. They don’t care if you’re offended by their religious symbols in public buildings. You have to deal with it. But they will vandalize the religious symbols of others if they are offended.
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@harmonizedgrace I believe you. It’s just really difficult to wrap my head around any parent being that evil to thief child.
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@ZachWLambert @dpgushee @newvangelicals @1946themovie @centerpeaceinc This is what it should have been “leave behind their sexual orientation and/or gender identity to fully follow Jesus.”
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@KevinDJohnson @canonpress I now right! Isn’t it dope!
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7 months
Elijah has entered the chat
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7 months
Christian bullying Should you bully heretics, liars, and false teachers? (When I say bully I mean rebuke them, make fun of them and their points, and even call their intelligence into question)
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@ohmydepravity Often true We were at a church recently and as the pastor quoted Jesus saying “let the little children come to me” our baby made a happy sound and some oldish dude turned around and glared menacingly at us The timing was so ironic my wife and I are still laughing about it 😂
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@DvdButler @GuyJones1111 Putting up a statue to praise satan is more effective if you also don’t believe in him It’s truly satanic worship even if they don’t believe in it
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@unsafeturtle Not complicated bro Just basic reading comprehension Don’t cave to worldiness, grow a backbone You can do it 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 [9] Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor
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@PPact I’ve said it once I’ll say it a thousand times. There is nothing affirmative about mutilating people
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@newvangelicals Christianity is an inherently colonizing faith If you have a problem with that you should just quit now The whole point is Jesus is king. Not your native pagan god, not the president, not your culture. We all must bow to the king
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@NathanielJolly I see some real cracks in the hull, but ultimately I think this is the goal. I don’t understand how any Christian wouldn’t want this?
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1 year
Big Eva: “christian nationalism is the worst” CN: “is Jesus king of the world?” BE: “yes” CN: “is Jesus the truth?” BE: “yes” CN: “should we propose & advocate for laws that honor the king and are rooted in truth?” BE: “Umm… it’s more complicated!” CN: “it’s not”
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Thank you for all 200 of you Happy thanksgiving
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@thebradbeal @newvangelicals I have authority So I set direction for the family, I can set expectations and can delegate authority I also assume all responsibility for failures I also am responsible for educating the family in the word of the Lord Most often she brings me things to choose between,
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@bendellwerry Sadly things are weird enough today that your satire went right passed me. Maybe im just dense. 😂
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10 months
@BenZeisloft @MattWalshBlog Yeah. And it should be swift.
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1 year
Letting murders live in jail for 30 years before their execution is like when you tell a toddler to eat food and they play with it for 39 min first The families of victims deserve better, as does the murderer The Lord requires a reckoning Best to do things in a timely manner
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DUNK TEAM ASSEMBLE!! — PPAct seems to believe that anyone should be able to get heath care no matter where they live 😂😂😂😂 I think we all know there’s one place a person can live where PPAct would deny them health care Could YOU spare a DUNK for the babies?
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Getting essential health care should not depend on where you live or who you are.
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@RettCopple I’m just gonna leave this here. In case anyone needs it.
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I’m thankful today My sin has been nailed to the cross not in part but the whole Praise the Lord
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@ronhenzel Man I miss trolling Kevin He blocked me I’ll leave this here in case someone needs it
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@newvangelicals So we should propose and advocate for laws that dishonor the king and are rooted in lies 🤨 Got it 👍🏻
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@newvangelicals If you take the Bible more seriously now, you didn’t take it seriously at all before You disregard and hand wave away anything in it that is remotely controversial You can understand manuscript variants and still believe the Bible is true and authoritative
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I guess if you just say a couple basic biblical things real plainly People get real upset I picked up a troll 🧌 I don’t understand what they are talking about or get their jokes, but they are popping off
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@nilsenice @RevKimWChafee @lauries_stories @newvangelicals What’s next? Male reverends? Am I right?🤣🤣🤣
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I Made A Bible Reading Plan! I started it seven years ago It’s fairly aggressive Read the whole Bible in 7 weeks The effect of this type of reading plan is surprising and if you have never read through the Bible quickly, you should try it
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@newvangelicals Then he grew into a man and became king of the whole world Seems more Christian globalist to me Now let’s sing 🎶 He rules the world with truth and grace, and makes the nations prove 🎶
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It’s cruel to tell people that a sip of alcohol is going to ruin their life because they are too weak stop themselves And then keep telling them that for decades Acting as if they have to restart every time they fail And never teaching them to be strong enough to be temperate
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On second thought Leave it up Put a statue behind it of a crusader Knight mid swing ready to cut the thing down Then see how fun it is to watch them justify getting rid of the Knight instead of the Satan
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Libs of TikTok
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The Satanic Temple of Michigan put up a Satan statue in front of the Michigan Capitol. Michigan Democrat staffer Samantha Skorka @skorkasammi posed with it and praised it calling it “s*xy” before quickly deleting her tweet. The internet is forever! . @MIHouseDems support Satan!
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@PPact One way to know if you’re belief system is evil, is if you advocate for the murder of human children.
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@thatbrian_again No larp needed for this dude
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@ZachWLambert Dude we don’t hate them We love them That’s why we are not sweet about their sin Your going to damn them
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@nakedpastor Not Jesus
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You too could win a trophy 🏆 and be crowned the dunk king or queen — Step one: dunk on heresies all year Step two: send me your dunks or tag me Step three: vote in Novembers dunk fest competition — Congratulations to the dunk queen 2023
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The DUNK QUEEN has spoken Patriarchy is good Dunks are fun Christ is king Wise words from royalty
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@kevinmyoung I don’t think you understand who your dealing with.
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@smashbaals Actual footage of what happens to people like this in Uganda 🇺🇬
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I was trying to teach my son to pray from the heart and spontaneously He’s two I quickly realized the beauty and blessing of memorized prayers Now he says the Lord’s Prayer and a version of now I lay me every night He loves the repetition and knowing what to say to God
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@nosoup4knowles Haha 😂 that’s wild. Made this one today
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Christians are not exiles We are heralds and servants of Christ the conquerer We are the locals wherever we are The exiles work for the ousted prince of the power of the air and if they don’t stop committing treason they will receive their retribution
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@newvangelicals Not Christian Nationalism Turning point is a republican organization not a Christian one Just because they sing a song doesn’t make them explicitly Christian CN bros are hardcore faithful Christians not weekenders with trump bumper stickers you should know better than this
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@ohmydepravity I drink a pot a day and only notice two types of coffee Strong and weak
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(QT with your own kids energy) Me: can you chill? 2yr old: “FOE FEE FI FUM I AM A MAN WHO SMELLS LIKE AN ENGLISH MUFFIN!!” Me: well… that answers that… 😂
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Me: "Can you chill?" 14yo: "I don't think so." 😫😂 I feel it.
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If I stripped down to boxers and had an attractive stranger rub my mostly nude body for an hour and then I paid her $100 and called it therapeutic I would be put under church discipline Is there a pocket dimension with inverted morality that men go to when they get massages?
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