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IS IT A PROBLEM FOR YOU TO ASK?
It isn’t kind to imply or presume upon others to meet your needs — It’s polite to ask
Our society has this problem of vague speech and presumption
For example
A friend is flying into an airport near you to come visit you they call to confirm
@newvangelicals
You shouldn’t have to demand it
Any Christian woman who hasn’t been tricked by feminism will just read Ephesians 5 and submit to you because God demands it
@newvangelicals
Don’t argue with an idea of me
Argue with me
People should dress modestly for the sake of the Lord. If anyone else is benefitted by it, that is great too.
That’s the stance.
@haymes_joshua
That is generally understood
Eyes welled up can happen at both events, but only one tear is allotted
The problem with video guy is he is making the moment about himself
Big Eva: “christian nationalism is the worst”
CN: “is Jesus king of the world?”
BE: “yes”
CN: “is Jesus the truth?”
BE: “yes”
CN: “should we propose & advocate for laws that honor the king and are rooted in truth?”
BE: “Umm… it’s more complicated!”
CN: “it’s not”
@newvangelicals
You responded by changing the subject to men in Speedos. That’s arguing with a straw man. Because men shouldn’t wear those either.
I’m saying it’s not about lust.
Do you believe there is intrinsic value in modesty to honor the Lord?
Thank you for doing this.
In our Greek class we did a quick evaluation of two texts in the The Passion Translation and they were really bad.
I didn’t know what to do other than tell people.
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@ohmydepravity
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@masonmennenga
What don’t we take literally about that. It is literally impossible for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven
Oh wait… It is only possible through Christ 🤯
“With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”
Reading for the W 👍🏻
@ZachWLambert
Who are these people you’re talking about?
All the Baptist’s I know believe both are literal and make efforts to care for the poor
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Fighting straw men looks easy. I might give it a try sometime
@newvangelicals
People keep saying that 🤯
They fled to Egypt but then they went back home to their homeland
They weren’t refugees forever and they were not immigrants
It’s almost like y’all wanna make the Bible say something it’s not
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Plus Christian nationalism isn’t anti immigration
If your dog bites my kid I want to kill the dog
“But it didn’t break the skin”
“It was just a warning bite”
“But he’s not usually like that”
“But your son isn’t damaged it just scared him”
I don’t care
I probably wont kill it
But I will absolutely want to kill it
You know what’s crazy?
People who want to let moms kill their babies in the womb think they are the smart moral folks and we are the backwards dummies.
🤯
How on earth do you think lightening struck some mud and created a living cell
That is the most insane leap of faith I’ve ever heard
I’ve never really considered how insane that is but imagine believing that in a sterile environment something living emerged spontaneously
🤨
@haymes_joshua
It’s good encouragement to be of good cheer during this fight
Also to remember not to be a jerk
There is a fine line between jerk and coward, but we can find that sweet spot
@aprilajoyr
The old ways of pragmatism and faithful presence have died, winsomeness is in ashes, cowardice is failing now too
The yet older ways of proclamation and cultural advancement have returned
You do not understand what you’re dealing with
@newvangelicals
Your faith in the government to abstain from tyranny is astounding
Especially with the beta test of authoritarianism under covid
I applaud 👏🏻 your optimism I’m sure it’s well founded. 😉
We’re moving
We are going to go stay with my parents in Texas for a bit and then travel around the south and east during the spring and summer
If you have a good church and a good town that I should move to, tell me about it and maybe will visit
Remember
If you try an expo marker and it doesn’t write well…
IMMEDIATELY THROW IT AWAY!
Is there a future time where you will want a mostly dried out marker?
NO YOU WILL NOT!
Same goes for pens, sharpies, and all other writing utensils
@newvangelicals
Dude. You’re such a liar.
Kingdom ethics of Christian nationalism… obey Christ and tell others to obey Christ
Jesus wasn’t turning power structures upside down he was turning them right side up
All authority is Christ’s best not be flipping any more power structures.
A perfect example of Christian Nationalism.
They don’t care if you’re offended by their religious symbols in public buildings. You have to deal with it.
But they will vandalize the religious symbols of others if they are offended.
Christian bullying
Should you bully heretics, liars, and false teachers?
(When I say bully I mean rebuke them, make fun of them and their points, and even call their intelligence into question)
@ohmydepravity
Often true
We were at a church recently and as the pastor quoted Jesus saying “let the little children come to me” our baby made a happy sound and some oldish dude turned around and glared menacingly at us
The timing was so ironic my wife and I are still laughing about it 😂
@DvdButler
@GuyJones1111
Putting up a statue to praise satan is more effective if you also don’t believe in him
It’s truly satanic worship even if they don’t believe in it
@unsafeturtle
Not complicated bro
Just basic reading comprehension
Don’t cave to worldiness, grow a backbone
You can do it
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
[9] Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor
@newvangelicals
Christianity is an inherently colonizing faith
If you have a problem with that you should just quit now
The whole point is Jesus is king. Not your native pagan god, not the president, not your culture. We all must bow to the king
Big Eva: “christian nationalism is the worst”
CN: “is Jesus king of the world?”
BE: “yes”
CN: “is Jesus the truth?”
BE: “yes”
CN: “should we propose & advocate for laws that honor the king and are rooted in truth?”
BE: “Umm… it’s more complicated!”
CN: “it’s not”
@thebradbeal
@newvangelicals
I have authority
So I set direction for the family, I can set expectations and can delegate authority
I also assume all responsibility for failures
I also am responsible for educating the family in the word of the Lord
Most often she brings me things to
choose between,
Letting murders live in jail for 30 years before their execution is like when you tell a toddler to eat food and they play with it for 39 min first
The families of victims deserve better, as does the murderer
The Lord requires a reckoning
Best to do things in a timely manner
DUNK TEAM ASSEMBLE!!
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PPAct seems to believe that anyone should be able to get heath care no matter where they live
😂😂😂😂
I think we all know there’s one place a person can live where PPAct would deny them health care
Could YOU spare a DUNK for the babies?
@newvangelicals
If you take the Bible more seriously now, you didn’t take it seriously at all before
You disregard and hand wave away anything in it that is remotely controversial
You can understand manuscript variants and still believe the Bible is true and authoritative
I guess if you just say a couple basic biblical things real plainly
People get real upset
I picked up a troll 🧌
I don’t understand what they are talking about or get their jokes, but they are popping off
I Made A Bible Reading Plan!
I started it seven years ago
It’s fairly aggressive
Read the whole Bible in 7 weeks
The effect of this type of reading plan is surprising and if you have never read through the Bible quickly, you should try it
@newvangelicals
Then he grew into a man and became king of the whole world
Seems more Christian globalist to me
Now let’s sing
🎶 He rules the world with truth and grace, and makes the nations prove 🎶
It’s cruel to tell people that a sip of alcohol is going to ruin their life because they are too weak stop themselves
And then keep telling them that for decades
Acting as if they have to restart every time they fail
And never teaching them to be strong enough to be temperate
On second thought
Leave it up
Put a statue behind it of a crusader Knight mid swing ready to cut the thing down
Then see how fun it is to watch them justify getting rid of the Knight instead of the Satan
The Satanic Temple of Michigan put up a Satan statue in front of the Michigan Capitol.
Michigan Democrat staffer Samantha Skorka
@skorkasammi
posed with it and praised it calling it “s*xy” before quickly deleting her tweet. The internet is forever!
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@MIHouseDems
support Satan!
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Congratulations to the dunk queen 2023
I was trying to teach my son to pray from the heart and spontaneously
He’s two
I quickly realized the beauty and blessing of memorized prayers
Now he says the Lord’s Prayer and a version of now I lay me every night
He loves the repetition and knowing what to say to God
Christians are not exiles
We are heralds and servants of Christ the conquerer
We are the locals wherever we are
The exiles work for the ousted prince of the power of the air and if they don’t stop committing treason they will receive their retribution
@newvangelicals
Not Christian Nationalism
Turning point is a republican organization not a Christian one
Just because they sing a song doesn’t make them explicitly Christian
CN bros are hardcore faithful Christians not weekenders with trump bumper stickers you should know better than this
(QT with your own kids energy)
Me: can you chill?
2yr old: “FOE FEE FI FUM I AM A MAN WHO SMELLS LIKE AN ENGLISH MUFFIN!!”
Me: well… that answers that… 😂
If I stripped down to boxers and had an attractive stranger rub my mostly nude body for an hour and then I paid her $100 and called it therapeutic
I would be put under church discipline
Is there a pocket dimension with inverted morality that men go to when they get massages?