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My Dad always said he wanted a Labrador. Instead, he got a film geek who writes a lot. Find me at @looper

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@nickstaniforth
Nick Staniforth
3 years
#BlackWidow spoilers - - - - - - - - - - - - This does fuck all in terms of hiding spoilers.
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It’s incredible how far Dave Bautista has come as an actor. Fair play to him for stretching his talents in every direction and making his transition from the ring to the big screen one of the most exciting. He’s bloody brilliant in #GlassOnion . 🍍
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1 year
Films that make you want to hold hands with the person next to you and cry. #Barbie #TalkToMe
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2 years
@TCDoesComics “Well, shit. And there was me thinking I was perfectly cast.”
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@nickstaniforth
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3 years
The mate you’ve given relationship advice to.
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4 years
I mean he already played Sully, guys. We were so close. #Uncharted
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4 months
You know the mad thing about seeing Monkey Man yesterday? During its super smooth title card I saw FOUR phones out at the same time to take a picture of the screen. I know it’s only a brief moment but when the hell did we start doing this? Why do you need to?
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3 years
We don’t talk about Rebecca Hall enough.
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3 years
Request to get ‘The Tiger Who Came For A Pint’ properly published and all the money to go to wherever the Lock family want. #SeanLock
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4 years
@paImsprinqs I mean...
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Nick Staniforth
5 years
Richard Ayoade is on #BigFatQuiz , which is another chance to remind the world he would make the perfect Willy Wonka.
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@nickstaniforth
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1 year
#TheCrowdedRoom on @AppleTV starts today and gotta say I absolutely love it. It holds its cards close to its chest and perfectly times their reveal. We know what's going on long before Danny does, making it a great watch and Tom Holland giving us one of his best bits of work.
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4 years
@MoTheBeastt @JoeBiden That’s so weird. Some other guy said the same exact thing. And another. And another.
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3 months
Ultimately any new Apes movie going forward cant screw it up so long as they have a wise and totally chill orangutan in it.
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2 years
@anjellycax Hopkins as Loki being Odin was 👌 too.
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8 months
Paul King has taken on another beloved children's hero, and the result is just as sweet as you’d expect. #Wonka   is bursting with a brilliant selection box of talent, but honestly give Timothée Chalamet and Hugh Grant all the Roses. 🍫🍫🍫🍫
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2 years
@neonrated Ear we go.
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3 months
My most anticipated film of the year. My god I can’t wait. #KingdomOfThePlanetOfTheApes
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4 months
Last weekend @looper thought it’d be a good idea to send me on my first ever bunch of interviews with the cast of @MinistryWarfare . Nerves immediately subsided after tash teachings from Henry Cavill and spy talk. Now onto the next ones. Gulp.
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4 months
You know what’s fun? Folks who’ve not read the comics don’t know how much of a monster she becomes. The scariest thing though? There’s worse than her. So much worse. #Invincible
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2 years
@jowrotethis @ThatsOurLewis Galadriel applying the space filter and going bonkers still scares the piss out of me.
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5 months
@DevonESawa Without question the best final ‘fuck you’ line ever.
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6 months
The negative reaction to the Fantastic Four casting is baffling. Have we learned nothing?
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4 years
@thclighthousc I’m concerned at the replies accepting this as legit.
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4 months
Get Conor McGregor in the F&F universe immediately. As screen debuts go, he does a great job in #Roadhouse but seeing him square up to Dom and the crew is where he needs to be.
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6 months
#ADHD is being in the library and hearing a baby crying and having to leave because you feel like an arsehole and can’t focus on anything else.
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9 months
This is honestly all I care about now. Roll on next year. #KingdomOfThePlanetOfTheApes
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6 months
Got a hangover? There honestly couldn’t be nothing better for a Sunday recovery viewing than #MastersOfTheAir . Star studded cast and some of the best aerial sequences I’ve ever seen. Just more movie level viewing from @AppleTV
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6 years
#BigFatQuizOfTheYear is on which means this is another chance for me to remind the world no one should play Willy Wonka in the upcoming film but Richard Ayoade.
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Nick Staniforth
8 months
#Reacher is back, bigger and badder than ever. This is classic 90s level action squeezed into a stupidly entertaining series and Ritchson dominates it. Bring in the festive season properly and watch him break a man’s arm with his own forehead. You’ll feel better honestly.
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2 years
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of bank accounts suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. #StarWarsCelebration
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Nick Staniforth
3 years
The fact #NotAllMen is even a hashtag is embarrassing. It only takes one. It’s one too many.
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3 years
Dunno. Smells fishy to me.
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This is what it's come to 🧼
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2 years
@AlaskanTush @scottrenshaw @jordpayn Which other studio is making shot for shot remakes this consistently though? Even the Little Mermaid teaser, lovely as it is is the same formula as the one we got for Pinocchio. Play a few keys from a classic song with accompanying key frames. Really alarming.
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5 years
@HistoryMuppet Right so two questions. Does that make his cousin Bartholomew Bird? Also is first name Big?
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Nick Staniforth
3 years
I mean my god.
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3 years
@nocntxtbabyyoda Sound makes it better.
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5 years
Coming out of #Midsommar like
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4 years
@YesMissMurphy Want a shower and feel like you’re on a cruise liner capsizing?
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1 year
Futurama predicted the future of Twitter and it's only been back for one bloody episode. #Futurama
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3 years
You know what’s mad? How I’ve not seen a single spoiler on here regarding #NoTimeToDie . Bloody good job everyone.
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3 months
I’ve only seen 30 minutes of #KingdomOfThePlanetOfTheApes and it’s clear @wesball has the world in the palm of his hand. Can’t wait to see the whole thing and know they’re going to deliver. #ApesTogetherStrong
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1 year
@DiscussingFilm Sounds like this.
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2 years
@scattermoon It’s 5 years old. Was installed at Christmas and described as an effort to remind people that homeless people are on the streets all year round, not just at Christmas when people are most giving. Get a grip.
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5 years
@AlishaGrauso @pronounced_ing “Do pay attention, 007.” *at camera.* “Definitely haven’t.”
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5 years
@TheChewDefense @HistoricSenator “I’m not locked in here with you. YOU’RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!”
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5 years
The most satisfying thing to take away from #TheIrishman besides being one of Scorsese’s best is just how fucking far Stephen Graham has come. Honestly my favourite performance in the whole thing. I can’t wait to see this again.
@NetflixTudum
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5 years
Takeaways from this new THE IRISHMAN clip: 1. Pacino is amazing 2. Never be late 3. Don’t wear shorts to a meeting
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3 years
What’s the best bullshit story you’ve made up for the lol’s? I told @YesMissMurphy that when lobsters get depressed they remove their own claws. She now has trust issues and refers to it as ‘Lobster syndrome’
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4 months
Loved #Abigail Home Alone meets Let The Right One In bursting with enough claret to cover a cast who are having a ball. Melissa Barrera proves she doesn’t need a killer in a mask to be a scream queen, just a bloody good ballerina in Alisha Weir to face off with. 🩸🩸🩸🩸
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3 years
@mavericksmovies A family at a showing for Mission Impossible Fallout started with the daughter Snapchatting during the title sequence, and was then followed by her Dad FaceTiming someone near the end. I lost my absolute shit.
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Nick Staniforth
3 years
Watching #Hawkeye before going off to see #SpiderManNoWayHome . What a time to be alive.
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@nickstaniforth
Nick Staniforth
5 years
So #BladeMCU is on the way. Cast your Whistler. Here’s mine because we can’t get Bridges.
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3 months
If @johnkrasinski hoped to create tear-worthy moments of Pixar quality, he nails it with #IFMovie . The story might need some fine-tuning, but unsurprisingly, it’s in the quiet places that the film works volumes. Have fun and bring a friend, imaginary or not. ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
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2 years
Honestly like watching three idiot friends come back from a night out. @RKGvideo
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1 year
@MarvelStudios @RealD3D What if “I didn’t ask for any of this" are Rocket's last words, and he's happy that he's surrounded by the family he didn't think he'd have?
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@HeroesUnbound @Kurpanek Totally agree that people going to the movies is a wonderful thing. That said, flash or not, after 10 minutes of a film that's hooked you in, only to be taken out by a group of phones going up in front of you is annoying. Take a picture of a poster in the lobby or your ticket.
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5 years
@jumanjimovie Snorted at the last gag. On a train. Publically. Of course I’m watching it again.
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2 years
Remember when you gave your notice for the job you didn’t give a shit about and you just rode stress-free weeks out until the end? Well, imagine that job is running the country.
@guardian
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Johnson skips emergency Cobra meeting as experts warn thousands may die in UK heatwave
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3 years
I can’t wait for the moment for Oscar winner Viola Davis to have a legit conversation with this character. #TheSuicideSquad
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4 years
Can everyone go back and watch Reeves Apes films and give them the respect they deserve now, cheers?
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Robert Pattinson is #TheBatman . Watch the #DCFandome Teaser Trailer now.
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5 years
Walken on sunshine.
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#KingdomofthePlanetoftheApes has plenty to thump its chest about. It’s a gorgeous return visit to a world without Caesar with new characters on an Ape-ocalypto-like adventure. Third act feels a little rushed but I still want more. ⭐️⭐️⭐️
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3 years
This the thing Alan Grant used to imitate a velociraptor
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@DILFLORIAN Get Luis in as well to work on sting operations with them and I swear to heck it’ll be the best Marvel team up to date.
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1 year
@nbcsnl This laugh came outta nowhere. Incredible.
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@akavolpe @McDonalds Don’t be. I’m lovin it.
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3 months
Honestly still reeling from what I saw last night with #KingdomOfThePlanetOfTheApes . Haven’t been this excited about a film in forever. My favourite franchise is back and all is right with the world even if it’s gone to the apes.
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3 years
Wanna meet an absolute badass?
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2 years
Nicole Kidman getting shit These two: “Been there.”
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2 years
@CultureCrave Wild that Smile is almost a million behind and cost nowhere near the same
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5 years
To the people that have full blown insta stories of gigs you’re at, I just want to say the sound quality and camerawork is incredible and it’s like we’re all right there with you.
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@McGivernC_ It’s a banger trilogy that doesn’t get enough attention, but guaranteed if you bring it up no one ever has complaints with it.
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3 years
@OliviaLilyMarks Just shared this with a friend and sent pew pew as a seperate message on iPhone and well….see for yourself.
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@SadBoyBarrett John Krasinski - Reed Richards Emily Blunt - Sue Storm Taron Edgerton - Johnny Storm John Cena - The Thing
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2 years
Recast him as Bond and watch the world be totally fine with it.
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2 years
@AlishaGrauso Marvel never miss when it comes to making British bad guys go good.
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Nick Staniforth
3 years
@RealCrimstrk59 @MasKpls This honestly reads like someone is asking about an old friend from school.
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Nick Staniforth
3 years
The talent here needs more attention. Just amazing.
@SG_Posters
SG Posters
3 years
How it started. How it’s going.
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@aebgriffiths “We are the future, Charles. Not them. They no longer matter.”
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Nick Staniforth
4 years
When you’re trying to drive a bus with no direction, no wheels and 1m+ dead passengers in the back.
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4 months
#TheFirstOmen really does feel like a nightmare from another time. Not dependant on the original but still bringing the chills and immensely unsettling visuals that’ll make you go “yeeeesh!” Nell Tiger Free makes Margaret the first compelling horror lead in a while as well.
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@nickstaniforth
Nick Staniforth
3 years
At the @YesMissMurphy household Christmas films are unconventional. Alien is a Christmas film.
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Nick Staniforth
3 years
Stupid question alert - do people still buy DVDs anymore?
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Nick Staniforth
3 years
The perfect Norman Osborn for the MCU. There I said it.
@JumpCut_Online
JumpCut Online
3 years
Happy birthday, Jason Isaacs 🥳💛
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Nick Staniforth
2 years
This reads like Vought marketing pitch.
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@nickstaniforth
Nick Staniforth
3 years
I can’t believe that a few months ago, I was close to giving up the thing that I love so much. I had to break from a 7 year relationship and move back home to start over. Now I’m looking at two stories about Indiana Jones and Cowboy Bebop that I wrote on Looper’s front page. 🤙
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Nick Staniforth
3 years
When Ted Hastings says *the line*.
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@ladbible This man is quick becoming one of the greats
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@nickstaniforth
Nick Staniforth
1 year
Glasgow got a busy year this year.
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@nickstaniforth
Nick Staniforth
4 years
It’s my birthday today. Can you all do me a favour and just be good to yourself in some way? Big or small, just give yourself a moment to take some time out even on a Monday. Because fuck Mondays, right?
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Nick Staniforth
4 years
Look at him. Wheezing like a punctured Wotsit.
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4 months
You might've cried at Zendaya at the end of #Dune2 , all I heard was Joe Pesci.
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1 year
@TheDouggernaut @ChrisRogers1138 Vertical Limit. Banger of a film.
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@laurastaniforth @gregjames “Hey Siri, call 999”
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1 year
Me: I couldn’t possibly be more excited about John Wick 4. @JohnWick4 : Yeah, but what if we opened it with a Warriors nod and a Nas song where he used The Sopranos theme tune? Me: Well, shit…
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