I’ve just discovered a vast conspiracy: all the people closest to me are in it together to make me the happiest man in the world. They’ve been at it for years, and they are winning.

@BrookesTimes @thetimes If Netanyahu ever catches the people responsible for not letting adequate food and other humanitarian supplies cross into Gaza, there will be hell to pay! If the Führer knew about this!

@EinatWilf Pretty amazing how a thinking person cannot see how the IDF are the equivalent of the Nazis in this war.

@tolstoybb Don’t worry they have plenty of scapegoats to blame it on.

@BasedketWeaver @OperaSocialist More like Germania.

@LinkofSunshine Great idea, except we’ll need a wider format to accommodate our porky defense spending. 🤣

@Evlknight @NassTob @Hank_Hilel @brianoflondon We should all learn to get along without violence and work together to make the world a better place.

@tudysister Mardi Gras is a European tradition. But just keep saying whatever makes you feel good, maybe somebody will actually believe it.

@Evlknight @NassTob @Hank_Hilel @brianoflondon You tell me.

@Evlknight @brianoflondon I’m German.

@guelphgirlchris No. They are supposed to ask questions, not engage in discussion. I fully understand and agree politically, but professionally this is not ok.

@RupertLowe10 Surprisingly, whenever you’re in the EU or India or even china you will be able to get around fairly easily because a lot of the signs will be in multiple languages, one of them being English. Cry more.

@sweatystartup Lol at loser comment section. As a USPS letter carrier, I know that this, as an EV, is exactly what we need to do our job and can’t wait for this to be rolled out nationwide.

@samueljallenx @sweatystartup These are 35 years old now and break down frequently. Time for the new electric ones!

@MakersMark07 @admcrlsn @thebutterknife @tatereeves No, our MS republicans only care about themselves and their donor owners. People in this group are doing great. They only have to choose between telling the rest of us to suck it up, or blaming their usual suspects. 🤔

@queenie4rmnola

@NassTob @Hank_Hilel @brianoflondon No, I’m a big fan of Justice. She’s a blind lady, so I know she’s not going to judge me solely on my looks. Good thing for me!

@KathiePasta @MaryPeltola I’m just thinking this all the way through, down to the nitty gritty. When it comes down to it, can I count on you to help out change those thingys on all the GMC Denalis? Thank you so much for being on the team!

@neutral88888888 @tatereeves @POTUS @realDonaldTrump The Trump economy is tough on us DEI specialists.

@NassTob @Hank_Hilel @brianoflondon Sorry you didn’t get the joke about kosher BBQ. Threats are not ok.