The Dank Diplomat. Cannabis expert on
#cookingonhigh
. Comedian, writer, juggler, musician, parent, activist, great cook. Hard beats and soft drugs. Oon-Guy-Yo.
Cost of a root canal in Barcelona: $450
Cost of a root canal in Sacramento: $2200
Round trip ticket to Barcelona: $800
Hotel and food for 3 days in Barcelona: $600
I could fly to Barcelona, get a root canal, and have money left when I got back. American health care is a scam.
@_BayBey
I hope she said this to the kids:
"It was not my intention to do this in front of you. For that I'm sorry. But you can take my word for it, your mother had it comin'. When you grow up, if you still feel raw about it, I'll be waiting."
@RapUp
What's wrong with being sensitive, having boundaries, knowing yourself, and being filthy rich while being married to Beyonce? The fuck is wrong with y'all? Haters.
My favorite line from the public comment during the LA police commission meeting:
"I know you're all having a rough day, what with everyone here telling you you're bad at your jobs. Have you considered being good at your jobs?"
@Hannahwalters0
@gatewaypundit
Really? Having a fantastic and voluminous vocabulary precludes you from having had a upbringing best described as "impecunious"? Hmmmm. My experience as an impoverished yet well read person refutes your specious claim. Try again.
NEW: Documentary footage shows Roger Stone working behind the scenes to overturn the 2020 election and secure preemptive pardons for himself, Republicans in Congress and the pro-Trump movement after the Jan. 6 riot
@FresnoGrizzlies
So. Did anyone get fired? Who was responsible for selecting this video? Are they still employed? Who was in charge of the programming? Are they still employed? What steps have you taken to make sure something like this never happens again?
If you want a 2nd season on
#cookingonhigh
please watch the episodes all the way through. It helps the algorithms or something. That's what I heard. And each episode is like 15 minutes. Easy.
@jedijamesdean
@swimmintink
Um, wouldn't you earn a degree by doing the work required to pass the tests? Why should having to pay for college even be a thing?
Smoking a bowl on K street while waiting for the bus. Two Sheriffs walk right through my cloud. And dont say a word. One of them even nods at me. CA legalization isnt perfect, but wow.
I will remind you that it was the fucking stoners that got weed legalized. These corporate ass mainstreamers ain't have shit to do with it.
#stonersgetshitdone
@juliacbbee
10? My kids boosted a bunch of my 20-25 year old vintage tshirts from various concerts and festivals. I still have clothes for the 80's in my closet.
Lately, when leaving a town, I've taken to hiding weed for my friends in random spots and then sending them pics of where to find it. I call it
#geohashing
I'm not a businessman,
I'm a business, man!
My prerolls are ready. Ask for them at your favorite California dispensary. Find them at the High Times cup this weekend. "I heart Canna" - Booth A15. Yee!
It's hard for me to self promote during these difficult times, but I do have a show premiering on
@netflix
tomorrow. It's about weed and cooking. Check it out
I am trying to remain calm on my TL because I have a lot of new followers and a show to promote. But I am not sure how long I can refrain from blasting this current administration.
Apparently, I have gone somewhat viral. Thank you to all my new followers. I don't have a SoundCloud, but I do have a really good podcast. Please listen.
Someone gave me a Bonne Maman sampler for Christmas, and now I need ideas for what to do with these tiny, adorable jars. They are too cute to throw away!