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39 going on 90. Marine vet. Professional nerd. (he/him)
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Dude took 5 business days to get out of the break
#49ers
UDFA WR Terique Owens:
• 6’1, 200lbs
• Age: 24 (5-year senior)
• 4.5 speed
• 2023: 10 G, 28 receptions, 528 yards, 4 TD’s, 18.8 ypc
• Multiple 30+yard TD’s
• Lack of ability or hindered by Missouri St. Offense? (Threw ball just 8x per game)
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Sorry not sorry that I’m traumatized by the Garoppolo years where a comeback of this magnitude was absolutely unfathomable.
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If the Niners were playing the Chiefs, they woulda called OPI on JJ lmao
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He did it for the bay
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@PapaMeagzz
You do understand that when an offense can’t stay on the field, because they don’t have a QB, that the defense has to play longer, right? Lmao
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Juan wearing Witherspoon like a goddamn cape as he runs for a first down lmaoooooo 💀
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The year is 2023. The Niners are in 21 personnel with Trey, CMC, and Deebo in the backfield. Aiyuk and Gray at WR.
Kyle calls a QB power run for 3 yards.
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My blue check is as valid as the Dodgers and Lakers championships in 2020.
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The year is 2025: the 49ers have ended their 30yr SB drought and President Harris throws the most lit SB ceremony the nation has ever seen.
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Trump: *suggests he’d fuck his own daughter*
Brittany Mahomes:
Trump: *found liable for raping a woman*
Brittany Mahomes:
Trump: *convicted of 34 felonies*
Brittany Mahomes:
Trump: “I hate Taylor Swift”
Brittany Mahomes: I DRAW THE LINE
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Strange how the chiefs are called for holds all goddamn year but are magically “perfect” in the SB, even though there were blatant missed holds exactly like the one Trent was called on
Ain’t the reason they lost, but call a damn fair game for fuckin once man
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Hey look it’s the Yacstreet Boys with their new single, “Straight through the B gap”
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Eagles twitter is in shambles rn. That’s what you get for being perpetual dickheads and celebrating injuries. You love to see it.
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Is it wrong that I want the Steelers to win this weekend just so we don't have to see Patrick's dumbass brother throughout the playoffs?
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Niners fans really got to see 52/53 and now 54/57 all in the same decade
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@neal_katyal
@LJSearles
So, with Trumps logic, anyone 35 or older can all just run for president and freely commit crimes because they’re a candidate?
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Nick Bosa with two of the greatest 49ers ever
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Congrats to Nick Bosa on the engagement
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Flashback Friday to me briefly losing consciousness after using too much oxygen when Gould sent the Niners to the NFCCG lmao
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Seems to be a whole lot of teams “getting by” with a worse OL than SF.
Ranked by pass blocking, SF’s weakness:
27th in the league 🥴
@49ersHive
The point is though that Purdy needs elite players on every spot on the offense to succeed. Y’all complain abt the o-line when there are lots of other teams getting by with worse OL.
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@StatsOnFire
Because Sean mcvay kicked a fg with 4 seconds left in a game that was already lost amirite
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RT if your team is the
#1
seed in the NFC
#FTTB
#ProBowlVote
Christian McCaffrey
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Mitch Wishnowsky
#ProBowlVote
Kyle Juszczyk
#ProBowlVote
Chase Young
#ProBowlVote
Deebo Samuel
#ProBowlVote
Javon Hargrave
#ProBowlVote
Trent Williams
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@Cut4
@astros
@Nationals
@Brewers
@Twins
@RaysBaseball
@Athletics
You know you’re not from California when...
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@brianhill420
@PapaMeagzz
They do, and Philly has a great front. Were able to sell out on the run once Purdy went down. It is what it is. Silly of anyone to act like this was some impressive performance by the Eagles. But, alas, they’re moving forward.
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“Dad, I will always love the 49ers and hate the Cowboys.” - my 7 year old, randomly just now.
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The month of December:
Parsons: 5 games played, 13 tackles, 1 sack.
Bosa: 4 games played, 15 tackles, 6 sacks
🤷🏻♂️
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@JavierVeg_
I still can’t get over the fact that Lynch and Shanahan drafted Alex Smith over Aaron Rodgers. Like how do they even have jobs
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Shut up you fuckin dork
CMC has been banged up recently and the 49ers decided to force feed him 5 straight touches in a 31 point game.
You had all game to get it done. Risking your most important offensive player for a record is irresponsible and dumb.
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When he looks up at the screen I got pregnant
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Purdy just led a fucking game winning drive in the 4th quarter LETS FUCKING GO!!!!
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In honor of Robbie’s retirement, TBT to that time I passed out celebrating this gem of a kick:
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I hope JG goes to a good team that needs a little QB help and thrives.
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Yesterday was so rad for my birthday boy (10). Got to see his first NFL game at Levi’s. Witnessed 49ers history in Brock balling out, and saw his favorite player
@gkittle46
come down with a TD right in front of him en route to a dominant W. Core memory unlocked! 💪🏻
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The same dumb motherfuckers swearing Purdy is a check down merchant are going to shit on Allen for not hitting the check down on that final drive.
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You’ve gotta be a sick individual if you’re excited for new videos of Dallas fans destroying their TVs
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So…Bosa was right?
Lane Johnson admits the 49ers broke the Eagles, dismantling them and their offense. Britain Covey just told me the Eagles let outside noise negatively impact them down the stretch
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George Kittle is officially listed as doubtful for the 49ers vs Rams, per Kyle Shanahan
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People need to stop saying Davante deserves better. He chose this poverty franchise. He made his bed and now he gotta lie in it.
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“They get a chance to come back in here, line that s**t up and prove it again..”
Famous last words for Haason Reddick
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Old lady at gas station: “what cologne are you wearing?”
Me: “I’m not, I just have my beard oil”
Old lady: “well, you smell good!”
I’m gonna go ahead and ride the high of that compliment for the next several years until the next one rolls in.
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My daughter just shit in the bathtub and then proceeded to pick up her turd and yeet it across the bathroom like a goddamn chimpanzee in case you’re wondering how my night is going
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@brooksriess_
@49ersBBQsnob
Hurts going down and the Eagles needing to rely on their second string QB is not the same as the Niners 3rd string QB going down and needing to rely on their 4th string QB.
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Just
@CMC_22
staring through the soul of Gardner Johnson before putting his bum ass into the turf.
📸: @ on IG
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It just hit me that the 49ers no longer have the most attractive QB in the NFL anymore
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69 (nice) days after getting laid off, I have received a job offer 🙌🏻
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@RepMTG
Wait until you hear about the satellites that already gather intel on our critical military infrastructure
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99.999999999999999999999999969% of Seahawks fans: 🧐 who?
My sources tell me the Seahawks are considering bringing in WR Steve Largent.
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@RichSementa
@realDonaldTrump
God bless those drone pilots sitting in a room back in the US for their courageous actions.
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Jamal Adams lmaoooo
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Saw my neighbor struggling to change the tire on her Chevy Tahoe so I went over and offered help (her hubby is still out of town) and got everything changed over. I hereby gift the good karma earned to the San Francisco 49ers for todays game.
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Rumor has it that Blue Origin modeled their rocket after Brock Purdy using a 1:1 scale.
#FTTB
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A Georgian ship refused a Russian ships request to be refueled, telling them to fuck off and when the Russian ship said they’re running on fumes they were told, “Ok, then row, fucking invaders” 🤣🤣🤣
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