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@neilololol
neil
7 months
congratulations to wolves fans today on setting off a flare inside a city centre pub at 2pm & costing the business thousands of pounds. enjoy your loss you fucking six fingered fuckwits. love that this hasn't made the news at all either. fanbase is perfect isn't it? #wwfc
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@neilololol
neil
7 months
also whoever decided a local derby at 17:30 on bank holiday saturday needs fucking shootingm absolutely abysmal planning, especially when the early game was fucking newcastle west ham. absolutely absurd. fa, police, whoever else involved. fuck them all off.
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@neilololol
neil
3 years
southgate should get absolutely crucified for that by the way. there's absolutely no chance with that squad that we should be creating exactly 0 chances against scotland - or anyone else for that matter. you could see from the first 15 minutes it was all wrong. horrendous #eng
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@neilololol
neil
3 years
what fucking message does that send to the squad? wait for your chance, come in, play a 9/10 and give us the most control over a game we've had all season, then get dropped anyway because the shithouse yellow card magnet of a captain is back after suspension? brilliant #wba
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@neilololol
neil
7 months
some great replies, well done everyone 😂😂 but for the record i don't work at the pub in question, it absolutely did cost them thousands in refunded food & drinks, damages, and being closed for two hours on a saturday afternoon, and i am definitely not a DVB. happy sunday 😘
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@neilololol
neil
5 years
@example everyone complaining about it being rushed as well - they're forgetting the earlier seasons were so expansive because there was multiple timelines/stories/events running in parallel, but now there's basically just one. what else are they meant to do?
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@neilololol
neil
6 years
#ncfc were impressively average, absolute frauds based on that performance #wba
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@neilololol
neil
4 years
@ROUNDTHEBEND__ i'm a west brom fan and i'd rather us try and play a bit and yous end up dicking us 8-0 than play like this 😂 depressing as fuck
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12 years
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neil
7 months
@CarefreeJonty but you actually had a proper response to it, not just "news😂😂😂😂😂😂" or something so good on you
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1 year
@CarlosCorberan the one true king 👑👑👑
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3 years
@matthewkheafy @Jacksepticeye the world needs this collab
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neil
4 months
cristiano ronaldo's portugal being dragged to a win by a robin hranac disasterclass is not the fairytale storyline that these presenters and commentators wanted
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10 years
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1 year
@CarlosCorberan @WBA what a bloke you are. 👑👑👑
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neil
2 years
basically, we've already printed the CC on the training wear so it's now down to sudden death between corboran and carvalhal #wba
@pedrogva6
Pedro Almeida
2 years
🚨 Talks ongoing between Carlos #Carvalhal and West Brom, Portuguese coach is now the favourite to become the new head coach. 🇵🇹🔵⚪️ #WBAFC
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neil
3 years
@MarkDuaneMorton you ever tried telling people you're not playing certain states because another band's bassist hates them?
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neil
11 years
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neil
3 years
@theoldzealand he's just scored against Papua New Guinea...
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neil
4 years
good point. should've won it. and, for fear of being way too positive about football, here's a friendly reminder that jake livermore is still our club captain. #wba
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@neilololol
neil
3 years
sick of hearing "a win's a win", to be honest. we are where we are because most of the league is shite. completely uninspiring from start to finish, as it has been for most of the season, barring your boy TGH. unfortunately we all know he'll be back on the bench on saturday #wba
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@neilololol
neil
10 years
@matthewkheafy remember this in February? I was that random kid! #memememkh http://t.co/yBN4cmir1d
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neil
1 year
@chrislepkowski you always jump to the defence of refs regardless of how blatant their incompetence is. it's never a pen and it's not a freekick either. yes we haven't exactly been ruthless, but let's not talk about "poor judgement". if the pen isn't given it's a totally different game.
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neil
2 years
i'm not having "they're all knackered" as an excuse. have the other countries' players not also just finished a full season? or is the premier league the only league that exists now?
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neil
7 months
@ChrisRaistrick1 it's been a long time coming but it finally happened. i might be worried if any of them had the intelligence or means to make their way to my neck of the woods, but there's no danger of that any time soon
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neil
11 years
ME AND JAMES JUS MET MATT HEAFY THO
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neil
9 years
@TriviumPaolo @matthewkheafy @coreytrivium @MatMadiro can't tell you how in love I am with SITS, amazing as always! http://t.co/2NgEAgIN0B
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neil
7 years
goals from midfield won't do you any good sam, try inaccurate backwards & sideways passing, laziness and general incompetence, that might get you a game in the first team 👍 #wba
@WBA
West Bromwich Albion
7 years
📷 It's a cruel defeat to @Official_ITFC in the @premierleague Cup for Albion's under-23s despite goals from Sam Field and Jamie Soule. Unlucky, lads. #WBA
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neil
3 years
celebrating like he's scored a worldy when it's just hit him and flown in 😂😂😂 get in the bin
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neil
2 years
imagine a germany or a brazil having a generational talent like foden. they'd recognise that talent and get him into the team no matter what. except you don't have to imagine. because they do have those players, and do they start most games for them. absolutely criminal. #eng
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neil
5 years
@chrislepkowski @TheVan @MatKendrick claudio yacob & his family in the hair product aisle in asda queslett, still in his albion trackie about 4 hours after a game. and there was me thinking i couldn't have loved him any more before that moment
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neil
3 years
what the fuck is wrong with football fans this season? has everyone gone soft? i've never known so many grown adults get rattled by a fucking towel. or, in this case, a hoodie. grow up and get to fuck before you drown in your own salty tears 😂 #wba
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neil
7 months
@JPRoberts777 @Jameswwfc evidently not, couple of grand in two hours on a bank holiday saturday in a city centre is quiet if anything 😂
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neil
4 years
get in the bin @19SCazorla #wba
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
4 years
Which football moment still makes you very angry? 😡
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@neilololol
neil
2 years
@Strippin take the side off, leave it running and heat the house with it. probably cheaper than using actual radiators and shit atm
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neil
4 years
@WBA @SemiAjayi @dara_oshea_ they've done you dirty on that edit @RomaineSawyers , clearly i'm not a photoshop pro but i felt like the world needed this 😭 #WallpaperWednesday #wba
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@neilololol
neil
3 years
i am genuinely fucking appalled that in 2021 i am having to call out grown men for what is very obviously closet racism. fucking grow a pair and be a real human being you fucking wet wipes. there's no fucking need. fuck off.
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neil
10 months
this is beautiful. but we're only here because of him. 18 months ago 75%+ of us were disenchanted with almost this exact same team, and ready to give up. he is the sole reason that's changed. he deserves the absolute fucking world, and i can only hope we give it to him. #wba
@ChapmanJ92
Joe Chapman
10 months
Carlos is always so measured. Never carried away, but in the five or so seconds after Diangana's goal he showed what it meant - and here he shares his pride in the fanbase tonight. #wba
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@neilololol
neil
4 years
because nobody saw this coming... and when i say nobody what i actually mean is literally everybody except boris and his clueless, pig fucking, thick shit yes-men
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neil
2 years
"there's nothing in that", steve mcmanaman says, as salah literally stands on nacho's boot and makes it half come off
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neil
8 months
just confirming his status as a grade a cunt then, after appealing to get corberan sent off then saying post-match that he'd never do that. absolute weapon, shite possession merchant. had nothing against southampton til now & likely won't after but i hope he fails miserably #wba
@The_Forty_Four
The 44 ⚽️
8 months
Russell Martin refused to shake the Millwall keepers hand after losing 2-1😬
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3 years
twitter is full of garbage at the best of times, but i've genuinely just seen one of our fans on facebook suggest that we stop taking the knee as a "solution" to the dross that we're served up every week. i fucking despair for humanity at this point. #wba
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neil
2 years
italy is crazy man. i don't know if i've ever seen shit like this happen in another country. there's videos of monkey chants coming from the the juve fans and the ref books him for shushing them, then shouting at them for about three seconds 😂😂😂 you couldn't make it up
@urfreshtv_sport
urfreshtvsport
2 years
Lukaku scores a last minute penalty to equalise for inter Milan Vs Juventus then gets sent off for celebrating… the games gone mad
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@neilololol
neil
3 years
what does this absolute fucking fraud have to do to get sacked? inexcusable. we've been dog shit since the 5th game of the season. useless. he's getting away with absolute murder. #wba
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@neilololol
neil
4 years
i genuinely don't understand how you can make this comment when it's literally the current state of your broadband you're actually paying for?? just shut up, forget about corbyn for 2 minutes and sort your shit out rather than trying to fuel some weird agenda from years ago 😂
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neil
3 years
i could've been in the fucking pub FFS
@TragedyAndTime
Bernie ;;
3 years
Cannot stop laughing at this photo of my boyfriend being nibbled by a lemur
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@neilololol
neil
4 years
how has elneny just decked tarkowski as hard as aj decked pulev last night and only got a yellow? i don't understand these refs man 😭😂 #arsbur
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neil
4 years
brilliant. can we find the cunt in the first picture and make sure he's banned for life at the very least? @WBA #wba
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neil
3 years
horrible scouse bastards. get in the fucking bin
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neil
11 years
And I just heard that new shit on @TriviumPaolo 's instagram.. sounds heavy enough to make a toddler's balls drop, can't foooookin wait!
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neil
11 years
Gerrard is the only remotely nice thing related to that club. Ffs, they'll be unbearable if they win the league the fucking bellends
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neil
3 years
@CJHall83 paying supporters are entitled to voice their opinion however they choose. you coming on here calling them out won't change that. results and performances have been poor of late. subs were questionable at best, given how the game was going. but it worked. fortunately for val.
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neil
3 years
if you book a table and don't bother contacting the venue to say you'll be late/won't be able to make it, especially when it's a small independent, you're a prick 🖕
@leviathanbrewco
Leviathan Brewing Co
3 years
One thing we don’t love are several booking of parties of 6 not being arsed to show up 😡
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@neilololol
neil
8 months
sarmiento hooked at half time after doing nothing, mikey gets 20 mins at the end and scores one & has a huge hand in another. cheers brighton! up the fucking brom 😍 #wba
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neil
4 years
@DavidVujanic one of my best mates has one. i don't even drive and i get ripped less than he does 😂
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neil
6 years
@DeathBlossoms_ go to one of the various coach or train stations and get a coach or train to literally anywhere else
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neil
6 years
beer lovers. @HOS_Birmingham opens tomorrow night. everything from san miguel to local brews to the most obscure shit you never knew you needed in your life. i'll be behind the bar, come say hey and have a laugh! 🍺
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@neilololol
neil
3 years
would it be ungenerous to suggest that if your shit cunt party weren't actively encouraging child poverty he wouldn't have felt the need to get involved? he's still a very successful pro footballer despite "playing politics" as well. you're not even a good politician. fuck off.
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neil
9 months
@WBA @EmiratesFACup any danger of this actually working? got to checkout and couldn't assign it to a friend or family member because the drop down menu didn't work. now been kicked out because of heavy site traffic. most awful tickets website i've ever used, totally hopeless
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neil
9 years
@TriviumPaolo @BLOODSTOCKFEST that was the 4th time I've seen you live and easily the best. unreal pits, unreal performance
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neil
3 years
diangana easily man of the match for me. absolutely nothing going on until he came onto the pitch. completely changed the game. a big fat juicy fuck you to the manager, the big fucking twat. #wba
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neil
3 years
hope someone picks you up and volleys you if you ever make it onto a football pitch again, @KurtZouma . see how you like it. fucking scumbag.
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neil
5 months
i reckon we do an ivory coast and sack this fucking pleb after two group games then go on to win the lot, fuck it
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neil
6 months
can't believe blues fans are actually lapping up this absolute buzzword drivel 😂😂😂 bloke totally fucked it, hasn't owned it and is getting away with it because "he cares". caring isn't enough if he's gonna make moronic decisions like sacking your best manager for 20 years 😂😂
@BCFC
Birmingham City FC
6 months
Chairman of the Board, Tom Wagner, has penned a letter to supporters.
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neil
1 year
nicolas jackson siuing a hattrick of tap ins against 9 men after missing some absolute sitters earlier in the game is so fucking tinpot hahahahahaha
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@neilololol
neil
8 years
never been overly keen on that type of shit so you know it's real when i say #badvibrations is sick as fuck
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neil
3 years
petition for one of our lot to actually give kamil glik something to roll round on the deck about. big sweaty shithouse him #poleng
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neil
1 year
imagine if klopp was our manager. there'd already be a letter to pgmol and a petition going round to get this game replayed with a different ref. awful #wba
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neil
8 years
like him or not, you can't blame that performance on hodgson. that XI should've brushed iceland aside. players have to take responsibility.
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neil
2 years
"an awful elbow"? the bloke's trying to have the shirt off his back and he's swung his arm to try and shake him off. should be a foul before he even does that. also no mention of ajayi's calf getting stamped to fuck earlier in the game. unbelievable bias on display here 🤣 #wba
@BBCMOTD
Match of the Day
2 years
Go after the game! 👊 @StephenWarnock3 was left impressed with how Chesterfield stood toe to toe with West Brom in their 3-3 draw. Even if the visitors got away with one... 📺💻📱 Watch Match of the Day on @BBCOne and @BBCiPlayer #BBCFootball #MOTD #FACup
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neil
4 years
i absolutely love the @FootballManager series, and have for 10 years+ now. but this was the end of my 20/21 season with #wba - is it a result of me putting wayyyy too much time into the series over the years or is this one just permanent easy mode? 😅 #fm21
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neil
9 months
@SlatePaul looks a totally different player to the one we were more than happy to loan out last season, same as kipre. strange how these things happen. be very disappointed if either or both of them go in the summer
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neil
6 months
and of course we get a booking for our first foul after the ref has let loads of shit go already for leicester. officials are so fucking bad #wba
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neil
7 years
ronaldo & messi will be wanking hand-in-hand to this tonight
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
7 years
Chris Brunt, that is absolutely class! 👌 On the floor after making a tackle but he doesn't let that stop him from playing a quick one-two 😂
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@neilololol
neil
3 years
especially if you show up 2 and a half hours late to your booking and then loudly complain about not being able to get a table anywhere in town for later tonight. get in the fucking bin
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neil
4 years
@Shuffle_T i've been singing 'lockdown 2: electric boogaloo' to the tune of electric avenue by eddy grant since it got announced on saturday
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neil
4 years
"if you or someone you live with has symptoms of coronavirus do not leave your home for any reason" "essential travel does not include visits to second homes" fuck them all off. every last fucking one of the horrible lying hypocritical cunts #dominicgoings
@michaelgove
Michael Gove
4 years
Caring for your wife and child is not a crime
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@neilololol
neil
2 years
what an absolute fucking masterclass in shithousing that last 5 mins + stoppage was. brilliant end to an incredible tournament. up the fucking @Lionesses ! #WEURO2022
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neil
4 years
all these latest restrictions do is make pubs as unwelcoming and awkward as possible, to try and keep people out of them without having to pay to shut them. it's a glorified re-run of the last week before lockdown, and it's going to absolutely murder the industry
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neil
4 years
every week they find a new way to fuck us with this absolute fucking nonsense. it's just match fixing at this point, there's no other way of looking at it #wba #wbacry
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@neilololol
neil
3 years
get the fucking boiler man in for an interview. he'll be the only bastard left at this rate #wba
@RobDorsettSky
Rob Dorsett
3 years
Understand Michael Appleton has told #wba he doesn’t want the Head Coach job at the Hawthorns. Wants to see the project through at #Lincoln
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neil
4 years
if you're going to the pub today, just don't be a cunt. please.
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neil
5 years
at this point i'm about 93% sure that donald trump is a parody act and when his tenure comes to an end bam margera is gonna jump out from behind him shouting about how hard the entire country got punk'd
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neil
5 years
this was all fun and games until football and lamb of god got cancelled. wash your hands you fucking scruffs
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neil
6 years
ever had two job interviews in two days, accepted one of the jobs and then a few days later had the other one text you to tell you half their venue burnt down? yeah, me neither 🙄😅
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neil
4 years
this is up there with valverde's red in the spanish super cup for me, absolute top tier shithousery
@MundialMag
MUNDIAL
4 years
This might be the best thing you see all week. It's the 93rd minute. AIK are drawing 2–2 against Elfsborg, who are on the counter, bearing down on their goal. So the AIK players take matters into their own hands...
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neil
3 years
@TheVan not a bad shout at all after the balls he whipped in tonight. more good deliveries than furlong's put in all season
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neil
6 years
don't think i'll ever get bored of watching that pass
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neil
10 months
and that fat fucking lump ballard will carry on unpunished as if the tackle that caused it never happened. fucking pathetic officiating as ever. maja's entire season done in by two shocking challenges. "but it all evens out...." 🙄🙄 #wba
@WBA
West Bromwich Albion
10 months
The boss has provided an update on the fitness of @JoshMaja . Back stronger, Josh. 💙
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neil
2 years
obviously great vision & technique from sarr here, but this also highlights everything wrong with jake livermore. aimless hoof forward under barely any pressure, nowhere near it when it comes straight back at him, then running through treacle closing down. bin please. now. #wba
@SkyFootball
Sky Sports Football
2 years
OH. MY. WORD!!! 🤯🤯🤯 Genius from Ismaïla Sarr, inside his own half! 🔥
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neil
4 years
thank you @virginmedia for such incredible broadband service that i can't even load speedtest to check how bad my download speed actually is. what a time to be alive
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neil
9 months
@TheVan he did, absolute unit. looked like a pub side centre half
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neil
9 years
@HacktivistUK smashed it as always tonight lads! new shit is 10/10. until next time 😉
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@neilololol
neil
1 year
@Tgarratt10 make sure you drill it into him how fucking pony jacob murphy is
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neil
7 years
must win game and we get this, fucking explain yourselves @EASPORTSFIFA @EASPORTS
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neil
5 years
i really think this is the best thing i've ever seen on a football pitch
@FootballJOE
FootballJOE
5 years
Federico Valverde should get a statue outside the Bernabeu for this. Possibly the greatest professional foul the game has ever seen
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