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@ndyDiederich
Andy
18 days
Always a fun time with @ChicagoHouse_AC on @Recruitlings 🫡
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
Companies during Pride Month
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@ndyDiederich
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8 years
Did our future President REALLY say this? Know the truth about who will be leading us for the next 4 years.
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@ndyDiederich
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4 years
No need to tell the Fisher kids that class is cancelled they weren’t going anyways
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@ndyDiederich
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2 months
All my boys getting married and I’m on basketball reference trying to remember every number two overall pick in the NBA draft since 2000. You gotta wonder if there’s a correlation there
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@ndyDiederich
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3 years
i banked in a 3 during a pick up game yesterday and someone yelled “that’s that white privilege”
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@ndyDiederich
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7 years
KD's ring means as much as a first place science fair award for a 4th grader that had his mom do everything for him
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3 years
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
She said ‘Ye can we get married at the maaaaaaall
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
5 years
BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
New Kanye supposed to drop in less than 12 hours but he hasn’t tweeted 400 times a minute like he normally does
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
God i’m handsome
@OhioStAthletics
Ohio State Buckeyes 🌰
5 years
When you realize there's ANOTHER half of 🏀coming soon! In the meantime, check out Gameday LIVE with 📸📈🔊 #GoBucks
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@ndyDiederich
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6 years
The highlight of orientation at OSU was when we had to complete the phrase “School is _____” and for some reason everyone from Northeast Ohio said “AIDS” at the same time
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
OSU LOST. THE CAVS SUCK. THE BROWNS ARE MEDIOCRE. THE INDIANS ARE TRENDING DOWNWARD. I AM STILL UNDER 6 FEET TALL. WHY DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN
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@ndyDiederich
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3 years
cmon man
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Trill Withers
3 years
“That mf name really Andy wow”
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@ndyDiederich
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7 years
Excited to announce I will be making my coaching debut in the Normandy Staff vs. Student Game 😤👀🏀
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
@stephenasmith “My man over there think you cute”
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
So I made it into a TikTok by someone who works for them 😭
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
Send this to your crush with no context
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5 years
I think witnessing this was the peak of my life it only has gotten worse from here
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@ndyDiederich
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2 years
people used to literally abuse our local weatherman on twitter if they didn’t get a snow day like he had absolutely anything to with it
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
Urban Meyer threw me a football if anyone wants to touch my hands lmk
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@ndyDiederich
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3 years
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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@ndyDiederich
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4 years
the google car just drove past me and i posed for it so if you see me throwing up the set on google street view mind ya business
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@ndyDiederich
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7 years
THE STREAK IS OVER
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
Dude in the back wearing the bucket hat lowkey fine ngl
@Brutus_Buckeye
Brutus Buckeye 🌰
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@ndyDiederich
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6 years
I call today Toy Story 3, because Andy’s going to college 💔
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
how i’m stepping out today
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@ndyDiederich
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6 years
My timeline looks something like this
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4 years
Doug and Thug
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
This good weather got me feeling strange I jus held a door open for a dude and smacked his ass when he walked in
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@ndyDiederich
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6 months
Yet somehow there will still be an overweight shirtless guy with his chest painted red screaming at the TV camera after he’s 14 miller lites deep
@_MLFootball
MLFootball
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BREAKING: National Weather Service says all fans at the #Chiefs , #Dolphins game have to “Cover all extremities including your head and face.” It will be “extremely dangerous” temperatures, the NWS says. There will be a wind chill of NEGATIVE 30 DEGREES. 😳😳😳
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@ndyDiederich
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4 years
was it something i said?
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
After all these years, I’ve realized that in order to ball out against the holy father... I need to ball out as the holy father. #CallMeThe8thDeadlySin #GetYourMoneyUpNotYourFunnyUp
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@ndyDiederich
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3 years
it cannot be THAT difficult to put the syllabus for the course in the syllabus tab on the course page there’s absolutely no way
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@ndyDiederich
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6 years
Mo Bamba came on the radio when I was driving with my dad and he declined my mom’s call to him and said “I’ll call her back when my song’s over”
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@ndyDiederich
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2 years
she hasn’t texted me back since she got to miami but i’m sure that means she’s having a great time! can’t wait to hear all about her trip :)
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@ndyDiederich
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2 years
@7Rendering @_Jixaw ister whyte i hav roatation
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@ndyDiederich
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3 years
the masculine urge to piss outside whenever possible
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@ndyDiederich
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4 years
60 degrees in october is whatever but 60 degrees in the first week of march is telling me I should go skipping through a large patch of flowers singing the sound of music
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@ndyDiederich
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4 years
Of course when Parma makes national news for something it involves a dirty ass pool and some dumbass deer 🤣 Dirty P represent
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Bodycam footage shows police officers coming to the rescue of two deer trapped in a pool in Parma, Ohio
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@ndyDiederich
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3 years
just copped an Android what y’all think
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3 years
if the buckeyes win tomorrow i’m impregnating someone
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@ndyDiederich
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4 years
If we’re all supposed to be social distancing why did she end up at her exes house
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@ndyDiederich
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3 years
they’re literally only changing the name of the team and some of you are acting like they took jose ramirez out in the middle of east 4th and shot him in the head
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
Got people acting like Myles Garrett murdered a man when you had Ron Artest and Stephen Jackson in the stands giving out two-pieces to Detroit fans
@MickstapeShow
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15 years ago today all hell broke loose when someone threw a cup at Ron Artest. The Malice at the Palace lives on in infamy
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@ndyDiederich
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6 years
You Know I Had To Do It To Em For Spirit Week
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@ndyDiederich
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3 years
why do companies need to check their applicants’ social media presences? why does me tweeting “i need top” when i was 16 make me a less desirable candidate
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@ndyDiederich
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4 years
I’ve had some good times driving my car through this crowd on GTA
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@ndyDiederich
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6 years
Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em 👀💧
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7 years
Haven't seen a white girl post a boomerang of dipping a chip in queso at Barrio in about 36 hours I think that's a record
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
Do you ever think “damn her boyfriend is ugly” but then you remember that you, in addition, are ugly as well
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@ndyDiederich
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6 years
I will be hugging everyone at Normandy tomorrow. I don’t care if we are best friends or all we’ve done is pee in neighboring stalls in the same bathroom please let me love you
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@ndyDiederich
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8 years
Mickey putting Bay on some skates
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@ndyDiederich
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2 years
drop me in eastern ukraine with this and we’ll be straight in 3 days
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@ndyDiederich
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7 years
In honor of IT's return tomorrow, here is my basketball senior banner with me holding my proudest moment 🔥🏀
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@ndyDiederich
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8 years
Freshman ▶Sophomore▶Junior
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
If another person quotes this and says Parma it’s on sight between us
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4 years
The outdoor hoop sesh would go crazy rn
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6 years
New dorm decoration I painted myself
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@ndyDiederich
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7 years
Another year, another dub against Father Tobias. I turned my mans ankles into wine 👀😈 #CrossedHimLikeACrucifixion
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5 years
Getting head while I’m putting call it
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@ndyDiederich
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4 years
i don’t even get excited about being in these anymore. is this my purpose in life? to be put on twitter so a large-scale university can boost morale and possibly profit from my likeness?
@OhioStateHoops
Ohio State Hoops 🌰
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𝘽𝙄𝙂 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙒 @TheSchott 🙌 #Team121 #GoBucks
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@ndyDiederich
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7 years
Happy 4/20 from 2014 Andy...
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@ndyDiederich
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3 years
if i ever run for public office this will be the reason i have to drop out of the race
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5 years
Send this to your crush with no context
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@ndyDiederich
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3 years
soviet and german tanks come face to face on the eastern front (1942, colorized)
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2 years
stripper told me she was 36 i asked if she wanted me to throw kohls cash instead
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
My mom is making me wear her Apple Watch to get extra steps for her insurance so if you see me stunting in a rose gold watch with a pink strap mind ya business
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@ndyDiederich
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3 years
been a good 4 year run 🏌️‍♂️
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@ndyDiederich
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4 years
hello ladies I have a Nintendo Switch and a good credit score
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@ndyDiederich
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7 years
Okay I'm a senior now so I can say this: if any underclassmen drive like assholes in the parking lot I will scissor kick yo damn windshield
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@ndyDiederich
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3 years
Andy Diederich (barber cut his hair too short) has been ruled OUT for this weekend’s hot boy summer activities, sources tell ESPN.
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@ndyDiederich
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4 years
if i die can someone log into my account and tweet this out thx
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4 years
this is my audition to be an audiobook narrator who doesn’t realize they have to read the book out loud
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@ndyDiederich
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7 years
Helped out with 8th Grade orientation at Normandy today... one of them asked me if I knew where to get cocaine
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7 years
Sat right next to @Isaiah_Thomas for a good 15 minutes at the game. Almost asked for one of his Lifesavers but he seemed to be enjoying them
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7 years
Homecoming was cool but once again the timeless piece of artwork known as the Soulja Boy was not played and I am outraged
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@ndyDiederich
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1 year
JB Bickerstaff making rotations
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@ndyDiederich
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9 years
Ball is lyfe (ft. Bryan's screech) http://t.co/s6a89twvXx
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@ndyDiederich
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6 years
Chief Keef dropped Love Sosa at 16 tho
@CamHaller
Cam
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X MOST DIVERSE ARTIST NO ONE ELSE DID WHAT HE DID AT AGE 20. NO ONE. LEGEND.
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@ndyDiederich
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8 years
I told Father Tobias to bring his best 5 players and he said "Pull Up Den"
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
could have grown up to be a fan of any professional sports team ever but yet i was raised to be a fan of the Cleveland Browns 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
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6 years
I know this picture was taken in like 2013 but the thought of Kevin Durant’s hockey stick legs still keeps me up at night
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6 years
@t_zauner04 and I went hard at Mr. Invader 🎤🔥
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4 years
ladies i might not be the tallest or the strongest or the fastest or have the most money or dress the best or have a nice car or have good hair or be the funniest or have common sense or
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@ndyDiederich
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6 years
I just liked some girl’s hdm and she deleted the whole ass tweet after I did....
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
We live in a society
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2 years
baker mayfield you’re a great guy and i would buy you several drinks given the chance but please either get taller or get out of the game
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2 years
shot some hoops w/ @annie_chyyy
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@ndyDiederich
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6 years
This is how intently everyone’s gonna look at the lyrics for Drake’s album to get a good Instagram caption
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@ndyDiederich
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7 years
As your boyfriend Lidija I would like to let you know that this is a good thing
@lidijapolic
Lidija Polic
7 years
currently at the gym: *every older guy looks and talks to Laura and flirts with her* Meanwhile I'm standing right next to her #DUFF
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@ndyDiederich
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4 years
Women say they’re “down to earth” and be 6’3’’ like dawg you prolly closer to the moon if anything
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1 year
@OhioStateHoops when we play literally any big 10 team
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
Tbh I see you at school sometimes and you seem chill and funny. Rate 7/10
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@ndyDiederich
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5 years
I’m done with my first year of college this week but it seems like yesterday I was crying about getting pantsed in the hallway in 8th grade
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@ndyDiederich
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7 years
You already know a white girl is about to quote this with "when the chipotle worker asks if you want anything else" and get 200k retweets
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Yea, I’ll have more of that
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4 years
call me Travis Scott the way i jackboys
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