All my boys getting married and I’m on basketball reference trying to remember every number two overall pick in the NBA draft since 2000. You gotta wonder if there’s a correlation there
The highlight of orientation at OSU was when we had to complete the phrase “School is _____” and for some reason everyone from Northeast Ohio said “AIDS” at the same time
BREAKING: National Weather Service says all fans at the
#Chiefs
,
#Dolphins
game have to “Cover all extremities including your head and face.”
It will be “extremely dangerous” temperatures, the NWS says.
There will be a wind chill of NEGATIVE 30 DEGREES.
😳😳😳
60 degrees in october is whatever but 60 degrees in the first week of march is telling me I should go skipping through a large patch of flowers singing the sound of music
they’re literally only changing the name of the team and some of you are acting like they took jose ramirez out in the middle of east 4th and shot him in the head
why do companies need to check their applicants’ social media presences? why does me tweeting “i need top” when i was 16 make me a less desirable candidate
I will be hugging everyone at Normandy tomorrow. I don’t care if we are best friends or all we’ve done is pee in neighboring stalls in the same bathroom please let me love you
i don’t even get excited about being in these anymore. is this my purpose in life? to be put on twitter so a large-scale university can boost morale and possibly profit from my likeness?
My mom is making me wear her Apple Watch to get extra steps for her insurance so if you see me stunting in a rose gold watch with a pink strap mind ya business
ladies i might not be the tallest or the strongest or the fastest or have the most money or dress the best or have a nice car or have good hair or be the funniest or have common sense or