I don't pretend to have my shit together. I am a hot fucking mess but the trauma made me funny so it's fine

RT @MustangMan_TX: Wife got her husband a new Chiefs jersey for the Super Bowl! 😂😂😂😂👇

RT @WallStreetMav: Philly after the Super Bowl, regardless of what happens.

@Squishmallow20 Oh! That would be amazing for the incisions on my thighs too!

@6_percenter Thank you!

@6_percenter 4

Kennie is so grossed out by the drains so I told her that it's her turn to empty them. She was not amused 😂

Been using the mastectomy pillow @LadyWardog got me daily and it's been amazing. Thank you bestie! I love you!

Guys. There's a show about road rage... It's Kennies favorite new show. We finished the Mexico fugitive show 😂

RT @ikbdotgg: We all know this is 100% going to happen 😂

No one: Me: get your ass down here now! Dog: turns around and comes back down the stairs. 😂

RT @MyLordBebo: The morning after drinking … unfortunately accurate

@eddy_tx @MMMac88 Probably. I wouldn't fucking eat it

@jimrasmussen 😂😂😂 me tooooo

@LadyWardog 😂😂😂

@devlzadvoct I see my surgeon on Monday. I have to finish the antibiotics first. If it doesn't work, then I go see an ENT for a possible tube placement

@devlzadvoct They aren't really sure what is going on. 😭

@Mas_Meatloaf89 🤣🥳🥳🥳

@tothebeachx 😑