Shut up, Meg
@MMMac88
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I'm the old lady who lives in a shoe. I have so many kids I don't know what to do.. seriously, send help. I'm married and probably wouldn't bang you if I wasnt.
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Waist is down to 26.5 inches. I started at 42 inches. I have never seen 26.5 before. Super excited.
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There's no better way to start your day than to sit on the porch with your favorite coffee/tea and listen to the neighbors scream at each other in the lawn because she fucked his cousin.
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I'm 32, have had 2 kids, and I can jump on a trampoline without pissing my pants. 😎
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Lawn mowin tan lines. I’m starting to like my back and shoulder a little, finally.
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Keep the age train going.... 35
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A man got mad that I tweeted about leg pressing 658lbs. Said I'm trying to be like a man. But I feel like I'm way prettier and would bet my life savings on the theory that that man can't leg press 658 and that hurt his precious wittle ego and now hes having a tantrum on X.
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Please please please send all of the prayers and healing vibes to my dad. We need everything we can get rn.
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Got some of the worst news of my life on Thursday night. Today, the bad news either stays the same level of bad, or it gets worse. Please send all the positive vibes or prayers or whatever for my dad.
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There have been two men re-doing my bathroom all day and neither of them has even tried to bang me. I'm starting to think porn isn't even real.
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Sorry, I put make up on for the first time in a week, so you're gonna see it a few times
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Some dude DMed me asking for pics, so I just sent him all the unsolicited dick pics from my DMs. It all works itself out
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I had an 87 year old lady threaten to "kick me in the pussy" and it was one of my greater achievements in this life.
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THIS is tired meg. Moving in 90 degree heat all day, make up smudged around my eyes, tired meg.
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Welp.. fell down the mud hill that is my lawn but did not drop my sleeping toddler.
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If you come fix my shit, I'll make sure you can at least see my nips through my shirt.. I'm a nice girl.
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I'm cool af because I NEVER was the hot chick. Ever. Always had to depend on my personality.
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I used to be 5’5” and 225lbs so when I post pics of my ass because I’ve literally worked it off, and someone says some ignorant shit, it’s laughable to me. Your opinion isn’t shit, I’ve built this, at home, with no gym and no trainers.
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Damn, I was just trying to match my lip color to my nipple color and they kicked me out of the store. Rude.
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It's my 33rd birthday, so if you need me, I'll be over here doing awesome birthday chores and birthday virtual schooling kids.
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My dad's small cell cancer is back and it spread. He will start a clinical trial in two weeks, assuming he gets through all of the testing. We'll take all the prayers and positive vibes we can get.
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A man with 4 chins in his Twitter avi said my arms are fat. Someone hold me while I cry.
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I like my pizza like I like my men..
Greasy and floppy.
Wait.. no. I didn't do this right...
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