I'm the old lady who lives in a shoe. I have so many kids I don't know what to do.. seriously, send help. I'm married and probably wouldn't bang you if I wasnt.
There's no better way to start your day than to sit on the porch with your favorite coffee/tea and listen to the neighbors scream at each other in the lawn because she fucked his cousin.
A man got mad that I tweeted about leg pressing 658lbs. Said I'm trying to be like a man. But I feel like I'm way prettier and would bet my life savings on the theory that that man can't leg press 658 and that hurt his precious wittle ego and now hes having a tantrum on X.
Got some of the worst news of my life on Thursday night. Today, the bad news either stays the same level of bad, or it gets worse. Please send all the positive vibes or prayers or whatever for my dad.
I used to be 5’5” and 225lbs so when I post pics of my ass because I’ve literally worked it off, and someone says some ignorant shit, it’s laughable to me. Your opinion isn’t shit, I’ve built this, at home, with no gym and no trainers.
My dad's small cell cancer is back and it spread. He will start a clinical trial in two weeks, assuming he gets through all of the testing. We'll take all the prayers and positive vibes we can get.