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@ncalu_k
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@Kearabile_ Incorrect. Upgrades are not compulsory but maintenance is.
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@ncalu_k
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@Simphiweyinkoc_ The baby industry as a whole is a scam. It survives on impulsive behavior of new parents who are mostly in the cities with no one to guide them on the real necessities. The majority of these overpriced items are not a need but a status symbol sought by the parents.
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@ncalu_k
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@SACricketmag No. That fielder did a great job.
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@ncalu_k
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@ComradeMDU This is really getting out of control. What is the end point for all this race obsession? It’s starting to sound like some kind of incitement.
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@ncalu_k
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@NalaThokozane Credit where it’s due. This is a great idea.👌🏾
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@ncalu_k
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@jsteenhuisen If you think that’s what transpired with the Shell and Thebe Investments, then this is above your pay grade John. I honestly don’t mean to be insulting but it’s disgusting how you’re using this story to spew misinformation. Employ a fact checker or something.
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@ncalu_k
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@AFRICANDEMOC You’re starting to sound desperate in your quest to discredit anything that is connected to the GNU. In fact you are becoming a bit of a nuisance.
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@ncalu_k
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@DZumaSambudla You do know that electioneering is over now and it’s time to roll up your sleeves and do some meaningful work, instead of this childish (no offence to children) behaviour? At some point you have to produce results. If I were you I’d start learning about repo rates and stuff.😌
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@ncalu_k
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@NalaThokozane He’s raising some interesting and valid points here. But, has he ever bothered to find out if coloured policemen want to be in the areas where he says they aren’t. There is definitely no shortage of coloured policemen by the way.
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@ncalu_k
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@Mlu__N7 The screams are heartbreaking. Hopefully they are able to move past this at some point. Contrary to all that’s been happening recently and the silliness and jokes we’ve been having around KZN and it’s politics on this platform. These people need all the help they can get and so
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@ncalu_k
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@TheeOnly_Shadi And the female friendships part of the question?
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@ncalu_k
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@54Battalion Kahle! Your votes are still coming. They are just stuck in Beitbridge.
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@ncalu_k
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@_mashesha This is heartbreaking and infuriating at the same time.
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@ncalu_k
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@newslivesa Nhlamulo “Ought” Ndlela. You have no right to dictate to the ANC. Just thank the ANC for the tender you got through your uncle Tom Moyane and focus on your MK Party.😌
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@ncalu_k
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@ta_marah7 And she’s achieved more that 10 generations before and after you will ever achieve.
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@MelikhayaL3006 She was beautiful.
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@ncalu_k
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@MawrongzJnr @MawrongzzJnr Hard working and focused. While everyone Tom,Dick, and Harry think they know what they think. 😌
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@ncalu_k
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@azania1023 You’re not familiar with the program, are you?
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@ncalu_k
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@zsimayi Go deeper! This should be in the archives of every university as a case study. 👌🏾
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@ncalu_k
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@PSAFLIVE We need to bring back Stay Away actions like we used to.
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@ncalu_k
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@eliotchauke1 @EFFSouthAfrica Here comes the insults.
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@ncalu_k
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@NigeriaStories Yet they never destroyed a generation with drugs, human trafficking, identity theft, ruin SA reputation trying to enter EU, UK, and the USA.
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@ncalu_k
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@AldrinSampear 🤣🤣🤣 I couldn’t get past this moment.🤭
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@ncalu_k
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@GarethCliff We’re all fat somehow. I mean look at your chin and jawline. But no one’s going around mentioning that.
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@Justice_Seyisi No they should not. But they should just follow the parent, wherever the parent is taken/sent/goes. It’s a child after all.😌
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@pmcafrica I doubt this method would work in India.🤭
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@uYesuKrestu @APEXworld_ After elections bekufanele sithethe nalendaba yakho yofa every year. Kunini waporha!
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@ncalu_k
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@praiseoghre It means you’ve never been their friend and you’re are not a friendly person. Essentially, you misunderstood the basic function of the toilet, which is to leave something behind instead of exiting with something.
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@ncalu_k
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@SeanGoss26 Hopefully in all your misunderstanding of the core issue you don’t think the issue is out of dislike for the contestant. Because it is not.
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@ncalu_k
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@RenaldoGouws If you’re going to compare this to the Julius case, then this one is above your pay grade Renaldo.
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@PSAFLIVE DHA please prepare a diplomatic visa for our sister. 😌
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@ncalu_k
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@pmcafrica Social media has ruined me. As soon as I saw this, I thought of “thatha lento ayinabungozi” 🥺
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@ncalu_k
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@Mlu__N7 Aw! Shame Captain Underpants.😂
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@ncalu_k
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@Newzroom405 This is getting strange by the day: There are parties that are formed purely to outvote the ANC. When they have failed to do so, they go and blame the ANC for being sellouts. The same ANC is calling on all parties including the ones whose sole purpose is to destroy the ANC, to
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@ncalu_k
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@TamiTamijack7 When you can, please make a turn around the castle.😌
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@ncalu_k
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@MawrongzJnr Not sure about them but… people around them want to be like them.😌
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@ncalu_k
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@k_mfundopraise I give you 10/10 for having noticed that a post with a mention of amaXhosa creates a bit of traffic. But I wouldn’t be umXhosa if I didn’t ask… Awunyi perhaps?
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@ncalu_k
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@ntsikimazwai You’re one of them though. You’re just in a different package.
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@ncalu_k
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@SiyabongaB88200 Balance me here: Phala Phala cash didn’t belong to the state but a private business. VBS victims are old poor pensioners. Your misguided hatred for CR is robbing you of reasoning, including compassion and empathy for the victims of VBS.
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@ncalu_k
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@ginnydmm Why drag innocent child to some petty squabbles by some hateful grown ups. Make your point without using this boy and allow him to be a child.
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@AdvDali_Mpofu Have you been promoted to social media propagandist or you’re trying to affirm JM that you’re “progressive” participant? 😌
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@ncalu_k
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@Kearabile_ Why work with people you don’t trust?
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@ncalu_k
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@AFRICANDEMOC ~The Sangoma who told the miners to charge forward. ~The miners who were carrying weapons. ~Consequently, the police.
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@ncalu_k
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@Nthabeemaringa They say it washes off your skin too.😌 Ayikhethi!
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@ncalu_k
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@ComradeMDU For some reason they believe he’s still the guy on F2. 😌
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@ncalu_k
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@MzwaneleManyi In 6 years you have been through how many parties? 1…2…
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@DZumaSambudla 📌You’re still going to make no difference in the “Opposition Role”, except disrupt proceedings. 📌
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@ncalu_k
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@Simphiweyinkoc_ With that 37K you can open a tax free savings account for your child, cover the annual threshold and still get change of a 1K. 😌
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@rakgadibandz For all those who want to “vote the ANC out” Please put the X sign next to them. This will be a clear sign that you don’t want them.
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@ncalu_k
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@ScrollaAfrica That’s not what he said. Go back and listen properly this time.
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@ncalu_k
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@ek_vat_vlam A man holding a Phd thinks clowning is what their voters send them to parliament to do.
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@ncalu_k
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@AdvDali_Mpofu You sound miserable. Is everything alright at home?
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@ncalu_k
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@Musa_Khawula Those resting in peace hearing the car sounds.
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@ncalu_k
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@iamSivN All in the name of Pan Africanism that is only recognised when SA has to sacrifice and ignore its laws. I say throw him in jail and this video should make part of the alibi.
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@IamSimoku I’m sure there is a law against lying to this extent.
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@DZumaSambudla See what I mean. This is what you are good at, not National Assembly!
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@Newzroom405 I absolutely have nothing against the contestant in question. But please, someone balance me out… Shouldn’t the criteria be based on knowledge of the the country, its people, history, heritage and ultimately patriotism when it comes to events of this magnitude? I am aware that
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@ncalu_k
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@AdvDali_Mpofu No matter what you say about CR. You will remain an underachiever compared to him. Enjoy talking and spreading misinformation about him. Zikhonkotha ehambayo.
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@Newzroom405 This boy needs an intervention. He is bending the facts for his own personal rhetorical agenda. To the producers: please take us seriously as viewers and listeners.
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@ThendoRalph May this young man find all the help that he needs. We got to witness a case of how much pressure evoked by social media can do to our society especially the youth. I hope we all get past the euphoria of this and dig deeper and find a way to forgive him. God bless us all.
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@ncalu_k
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@Am_Blujay May she excel in her marriage.🫣
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@ncalu_k
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@MbuyiseniNdlozi Witchcraft is thinking that for everything to work it must involve you. Well not this time around. You got so pumped up buy X statements and comments and you thought that was going to be a free ticket to being a minister of sports arts & culture. “ANC has never taken artists
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@AdvDali_Mpofu This goes to prove that the EFF is irrelevant without the ANC. A simple congratulatory message would suffice, but you know very well that even you as an individual you would be nothing without the ANC.
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@ncalu_k
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@Misah_Mdiza You looking at uDudu.
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@ncalu_k
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@AkanimiltonM What’s wrong is thinking that there’s such a thing as 50/50 in a relationship. There’s allocation of accountabilities and each party giving a 100% in execution. This works well because we all have strengths and weaknesses, so allocation addresses those. 50/50 works well in
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@Rakgadi_EM You need help.
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@ncalu_k
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@lempapison Single mothers; hard working under immense pressures; have probably gone deaf from all the shouting by the “abusive male” supervisor; constantly reminded how lucky they are to have been hired. Yes, they talk and laugh a lot, that’s how they make their life of toil bearable. 😌
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@mailandguardian Says the number one thief.
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@tito_mboweni It is his the last resort in staying out of jail. ⏳
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@SbusisoMhlanga0 Do you know of any “white” people who are undocumented & fraudulent and Chinese representing SA in international competitions Sibusiso? If so… Who are they?
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@ChrisExcel102 Swallowing gari day in and day out without chewing.🥺
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@mbalis_bakery I once looked for my car for over an hour in Canal Walk, Century City parking lots🫣. I then decided to go sit and have lunch and tried again for round two. Only to walk straight to the correct exit the second time around and found the car. 😂😂😂 NB: Ive only had the car for
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@Sipho_Says “Sisekakeni” - DG Maqethuka.
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@LeratoNW_ They don’t. It’s just a reminder of the children they left/ran away from. So talking negatively about the single these woman is a just a way to absolve themselves.
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@ncalu_k
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@MDNnewss What is the purpose of this post?
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@ncalu_k
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@VideosVuvu She is so repellent. I feel sad for the young man.😕
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@ISephara How do you know all this?
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@ncalu_k
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@MbuyiseniNdlozi Well… we had people like De Kock in prison doing time and “you know who” was busy paying him 50K a month.
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@54Battalion How did you make that connection?
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@ncalu_k
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@PhumlaniMMajozi It’s amazing that everyone who’s against SA government’s decision on going to the ICJ speak as if they are not South Africans/not or will not be affected by any failures and successes of this country. This is evident in every insulting comment and statements they have.
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@ncalu_k
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@pmcafrica At 25 she still has a good runway ahead of her. She must just forgive herself and keep at it. In fact she’s got an advantage now, and that is her past experience. Rather fail early in your life than fail later.👌🏾
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@ncalu_k
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@Gentlements I doubt if that’s the case. I’m starting to think that these cases should be handled in private. Especially with interpretations that are off the mark as yours is.
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@mbalis_bakery That’s some good reaction from the Hyundai driver.
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@PSAFLIVE Isn’t this Park Station?
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@ncalu_k
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@AdvDali_Mpofu Ayingo Ramaphosa owenze ukuba EFF ingavotelwa. Move on and stop promoting hatred for your poor performance. Focus on rebuilding your dying party.
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@ncalu_k
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@KingMntungwa Who took you? 😌
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@capean_ @IamLadyeeElle What? First in line for scraps. Stop acting like coloured people are united in CT. If that was the case there should have been a strong representation in key areas of governance and policy making (private and public), through civil society and political parties. Cape
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@ncalu_k
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@SneKhumaloSA You can see he’s thinking about it as he says this nonsense.🫢
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@ncalu_k
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@ThisIsColbert It was a collection of events, not just one.
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@ncalu_k
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@RealSihleIV You will always be disappointed if you expect a fish to climb a tree, when all it’s known for is swimming. Point here is, Cassper is a musician/entertainer/a businessman not a life coach. Any criticism directed at him should be based on his traits. Him deciding to share a bit
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@ncalu_k
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@AdvDali_Mpofu You can explain it in any format you wish to use. The fact remains that you’re hurting. Please get out of good people’s way and let them get on with their work. Thereafter you can judge their performance. Right now you sound borderline petty and eroding the little credibility you
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@ncalu_k
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@Newzroom405 Thebe is lying! No South African is envious of Zama-Zamas, No South African is envious of drug dealers and human traffickers, No South African is envious of criminals laying spikes on our roads at night, and Not South African is envious of cash in transit killers. The nonsense
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@Snepto6074 It’s law enforcement. Unless you know what it takes to apprehend suspects who have no interest in dialogue, sit this one out. The vulnerable citizens of KZN have been living in ransom for far too, sadly at the hands of fellow citizens. NB: There are more people arrested in
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@ncalu_k
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@ComradeMDU As for kwaXhosa… Awunyi perhaps?
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@NhlamuloNdhlela Keep dreaming. You have a lot to learn inde leNdhlela. Sadly you’re going to learn the hard way.
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@ncalu_k
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@tyengeni1954 If “ilulwane” was a person.
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@ncalu_k
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@Kearabile_ 5 to 10 years with the woman being the youngest at 30 years or more.
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@SadEthnology @BBCWorld Yet Nigerians are flocking to SA in numbers.
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