i wanted to know the exact dimensions of hell. does this sound simple? fuck you! || old-style cigar-chomping record industry mogul
@AmoebicUnltd
|| he/him
President Nixon’s morning begins with his last meal in the White House, consisting of his favorite foods: pineapple with cottage cheese on top, and a glass of warm milk.
maybe Netflix is losing money because it was sold to us as a replacement for Blockbuster, but really it's the equivalent of going to Blockbuster and they don't actually have any movies to rent, but you can watch the Blockbuster staff acting in a play they've written if you like
William Blake stans: this man is visionary... a true psychedelic mystic and seer of old Albion
William Blake:
tiger tiger you are neat
seeing you's a real big treat
you guys in the media have spent four years talking about how Labour isn’t tough enough on antisemites and now you’re trying to make a Jewish woman apologise for being against Nazis? make your minds up down there in Fleet Street, you might start to look insincere otherwise.
it's fucked up that there are people that see criticism of one streaming service and assume you must be shilling for another. do you really have so little imagination that you can't imagine not being loyal to any of them? sad
lmao this is the perfect encapsulation of the relationship between the British media and its state. they bumped off Geroge V with a speedball so he'd die in time for the morning papers
also they are the biggest vector of insensitively subtitling every single bit of non-diegetic soundtrack music with [SAD MUSIC], like a big patronising "PLEASE CRY NOW" sign flashing up on the screen, but that's more of a professional grievance i admit
very funny that there are people who think the threat of "AI" is that it becomes too intelligent and malicious and decides to wipe out humanity, as opposed to that it helps a small amount of the same people as always get rich by turning everything else into fake meaningless shit
yo remember that skyscraper in London that accidentally focused the sun's rays at certain times of day and was setting fire to shopfronts and people's luxury cars? that was fuckin cool
the thing about this is, if you actually watch CBBC, they don't actually talk about structural racism. it's a channel mainly devoted to talking bears, stuff like that
when people talk about "Mickey Mouse degrees" they never put it in the context that most jobs are also "Mickey Mouse". particularly the more well-remunerated they get
he's literally completely backwards. fame isn't "fragmented" now, it's ubiquitous and modular. say you're a mediocre comedian, for example. you can easily branch into mediocre columnising, television presenting, authorship, political commentary,
Harry Potter is now a thing zoomers take the piss out of millennials for which makes me so happy. a one-generation cultural phenomenon, like the pet rock
@Firebreather_Uk
@nathansode_
they effectively did when they wrote "all in a day's work". they knew that would be interpreted to mean this all happened in one day. and posting these pictures now is meant to imply it happened this week. i suggest you stop being disingenuous
A Catholic priest has been stripped of his administrative duties after allowing Sabrina Carpenter’s “Feather” music video to be filmed in a Brooklyn church.
The Diocese of Brooklyn says it was “appalled at what was filmed.”
the Jeremy Vine show was discussing a trendy pub that's banning people from smoking outside and one caller started their call with this and just went on from there
maybe i'm being cynical but it seems like "Islamists" is a jacking up of the rhetoric after they realised that calling demos antisemitic wasn't stopping them
happy birthday to Bruce Springsteen. here's a cheque for $20,000 he gave to the Northumberland and Durham Miners Support Group at a gig in Newcastle in 1985
Doherty is on CCTV with his girlfriend and bodyguard stepping over the twitching body of a man who had just ~mysteriously~ fallen to his death from his balcony in his haste to flee the scene. he is not a traduced victim of the 2000s but one of the ones who got away with it
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
@Arthurpeaky1
@OwenJones84
@jordanbpeterson
you mean the guy who's currently in a coma because of his debilitating all-meat diet and benzo addiction and under the complete control of his daughter?
“Megalopolis will need widespread appeal, however, to even come close to breaking even at the box office, and the latest report suggests it could be unlikely to achieve this.”—Coppola could not care less: he spent 25 years selling wine to finance it.
there should be a vigilante group of absolute pricks that doxx reporters who doorstep people and then go round and do it back to them at their private homes