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i wanted to know the exact dimensions of hell. does this sound simple? fuck you! || old-style cigar-chomping record industry mogul @AmoebicUnltd || he/him
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a genuine freak
President Nixon’s morning begins with his last meal in the White House, consisting of his favorite foods: pineapple with cottage cheese on top, and a glass of warm milk.
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"Drogon" is still a fucking stupid name for a dragon. you wouldn't call your horse "Harse". come on
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maybe Netflix is losing money because it was sold to us as a replacement for Blockbuster, but really it's the equivalent of going to Blockbuster and they don't actually have any movies to rent, but you can watch the Blockbuster staff acting in a play they've written if you like
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TOM BOMBADIL: Old Tom Bombadil is a merry...
[THE BEASTIE BOYS: FELLOW]
Bright blue his [JACKET] is
and his [BOOTS] are [YELLOW]
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William Blake stans: this man is visionary... a true psychedelic mystic and seer of old Albion
William Blake:
tiger tiger you are neat
seeing you's a real big treat
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you guys in the media have spent four years talking about how Labour isn’t tough enough on antisemites and now you’re trying to make a Jewish woman apologise for being against Nazis? make your minds up down there in Fleet Street, you might start to look insincere otherwise.
New Jewish MP says she won't apologise for saying Nazis should get ‘their heads kicked in’
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the Quillette guy won't see your funny jokes, but your friends who wash their hair with dog shampoo will
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has anyone tried saying "maaaate" disapprovingly to Luis Rubiales
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but i thought Labour were going to win the election?
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"classic movies" on Netflix means "from the '80s"
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stanning is ok for sports teams, bad for art, and absolutely pathetic for media corporations
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big shout out to the many of you who would, in fact, name your horse “Harse”. you’re all real ones
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shout out to absolutely the worst name in hip-hop
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Gibbo, Ricey, Morty, Josh and Cheeks
Boris Johnson cancels speech after five protesters turn up
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it's fucked up that there are people that see criticism of one streaming service and assume you must be shilling for another. do you really have so little imagination that you can't imagine not being loyal to any of them? sad
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lmao this is the perfect encapsulation of the relationship between the British media and its state. they bumped off Geroge V with a speedball so he'd die in time for the morning papers
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also they are the biggest vector of insensitively subtitling every single bit of non-diegetic soundtrack music with [SAD MUSIC], like a big patronising "PLEASE CRY NOW" sign flashing up on the screen, but that's more of a professional grievance i admit
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@ZenofyMedia
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@birdwatch
people still asking for an edit button in 2021 have no idea how this site works
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good afternoon, the indignant "yeah, but he was named after Drogo" tweets have started
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very funny that there are people who think the threat of "AI" is that it becomes too intelligent and malicious and decides to wipe out humanity, as opposed to that it helps a small amount of the same people as always get rich by turning everything else into fake meaningless shit
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that's also what MI5 said
The Crown producers promise to handle Princess Diana death delicately
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why does it look like shit
'Accident waiting to happen' - UK's first driverless bus to take to the streets
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eating food at a house in London. quintessentially English
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yo remember that skyscraper in London that accidentally focused the sun's rays at certain times of day and was setting fire to shopfronts and people's luxury cars? that was fuckin cool
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the thing about this is, if you actually watch CBBC, they don't actually talk about structural racism. it's a channel mainly devoted to talking bears, stuff like that
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Joanna Cherry stepping down to spend more time being a fucking loser
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@RyanMcbeth
@Gazzzzer
@mehdirhasan
@briebriejoy
you have been presented with evidence directly debunking your false claim, don't change the subject
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this is revisionism. it was shit at the time and everybody said so.
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when people talk about "Mickey Mouse degrees" they never put it in the context that most jobs are also "Mickey Mouse". particularly the more well-remunerated they get
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good morning to Blake fans. you’re much nicer than the Game of Thrones fans i pissed off last week
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he's literally completely backwards. fame isn't "fragmented" now, it's ubiquitous and modular. say you're a mediocre comedian, for example. you can easily branch into mediocre columnising, television presenting, authorship, political commentary,
David Baddiel on the difficulties of being a celebrity novelist of literary fiction:
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[Leonard Cohen voice] i've seen your mound on the Marble Arch
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@TommyTook
@rehza_rice
right, so you don't actually give a shit about any of this, you're just grubbing for hypocrisy to attack people. got it
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here it is folks, the logical end point of using "mental health" to mean "mental illness"
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@bubblycatholic
stop using the language of social justice to defend deeply conservative and repressive ideas thx
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@SomeRando2112
@carolinekwan
she actually is a woman and not trans. try checking things lest you make yourself look like a fucking idiot
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Harry Potter is now a thing zoomers take the piss out of millennials for which makes me so happy. a one-generation cultural phenomenon, like the pet rock
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shout to Amanda Bynes i have not thought about you as much in my whole life before as i have today
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more people should attempt to seize Edinburgh Castle more regularly and for a wider variety of reasons
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Novak Djokovic in a weird Groundhog Day where every morning he gets deported from Australia
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not being funny Kerrang editor but he literally thinks entire centuries of recorded time didn't happen at all
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sorry but the idea of reviewing This Morning out of five is hysterical to me
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@Firebreather_Uk
@nathansode_
they effectively did when they wrote "all in a day's work". they knew that would be interpreted to mean this all happened in one day. and posting these pictures now is meant to imply it happened this week. i suggest you stop being disingenuous
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you character assassinated the guy who planned to fix it you stupid twat
Where have all the buses gone? Their neglect is an English national failure | John Harris
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Corbyn really turned Frances Barber's brain into pickle juice huh
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@rbxbex
material generated by the US govt is all public domain lol, weird noise heads get your artwork
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surely they should just quietly move him to another parish to carry on allowing music videos to be filmed in other churches
A Catholic priest has been stripped of his administrative duties after allowing Sabrina Carpenter’s “Feather” music video to be filmed in a Brooklyn church.
The Diocese of Brooklyn says it was “appalled at what was filmed.”
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easily one of the most pathetic things i've seen even on here even from this man. oooh ooh Mr Shapiro sir
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the Jeremy Vine show was discussing a trendy pub that's banning people from smoking outside and one caller started their call with this and just went on from there
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maybe i'm being cynical but it seems like "Islamists" is a jacking up of the rhetoric after they realised that calling demos antisemitic wasn't stopping them
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happy birthday to Bruce Springsteen. here's a cheque for $20,000 he gave to the Northumberland and Durham Miners Support Group at a gig in Newcastle in 1985
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@LasVegasLocally
"you know you want one?" i don't even know what i'd do with this thing. throw it at something?
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“I don’t think I will be arrested,” Sam Bankman-Fried said earlier today, per the New York Post.
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@mattwarman
it very obviously doesn't. if that's what you meant, you should have said it. words have meanings.
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Doherty is on CCTV with his girlfriend and bodyguard stepping over the twitching body of a man who had just ~mysteriously~ fallen to his death from his balcony in his haste to flee the scene. he is not a traduced victim of the 2000s but one of the ones who got away with it
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just perfect. the plotline, the economy of words
what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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this Tory MP is concerned about closing schools because of "the rise of mental health"
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@Arthurpeaky1
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you mean the guy who's currently in a coma because of his debilitating all-meat diet and benzo addiction and under the complete control of his daughter?
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you well and truly have my attention
“Megalopolis will need widespread appeal, however, to even come close to breaking even at the box office, and the latest report suggests it could be unlikely to achieve this.”—Coppola could not care less: he spent 25 years selling wine to finance it.
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wild that the Stereophonics will be partially responsible for the worst Covid death toll in the world
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i’m not generally a person who laments about words becoming meaningless because of misuse, but we’ve lost “iconic” and it’s never coming back
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Linehan has logged on i see
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howdy. i'm the sheriff of woman
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you might not have *realised* that’s what you were campaigning for
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there should be a vigilante group of absolute pricks that doxx reporters who doorstep people and then go round and do it back to them at their private homes
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