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the way y’all be watering down ad’s career is actually upsetting.
the first player in basketball history to win an ncaa title, nba title, olympic gold medal and fiba world cup.
"You don't want to hide the unibrow..."
Kobe had some marketing advice for AD back in 2012 with
#USABMNT
😂
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as we remember kobe & gigi this evening, let’s remember to give these guys their flowers, laker fam. they took an incredible amount of pressure and grief and used that as fuel to raise us another banner. they really stepped up, especially bron. 💜💛
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Biiiiitccchhh, Nathan called you brave and sucked your titty on a ferris wheel. Don’t you dare go to back to Lawrence, Issa.
#InsecureHBO
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this is the moment i should’ve realized that man was going 0-11 in the game.
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dwight doesn’t play bad enough to be locked up like this. freeeeeee him.
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my self care was putting these together after a long ass workday 💜
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i hope the lakers’ front office looks at these two guys’ expressions right now and realizes they’re not only letting down these guys but hurting the chances that any future star will want to come here
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the fake comeback is the lakers’ most valuable player this year.
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just got an unexpected $10K raise after only four months at this job. take that, imposter syndrome! 🙃
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to all the laker fans, lebron stans and russ stans: i am praying for our mental health the rest of the way. let’s hope our boys got their shit together.
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join me in demanding the dismissal of rob pelinka as general manager of the lakers - sign the petition! via
@Change
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@_shutupkyle
ehhhhhh there’s more than just that lol for example, like 90 percent of sports media doesn’t respect him or his career
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in honor of trevor ariza’s return to the purple & gold, here’s a pic of me and him at greystone circa 2014. i stopped him and started drunkely talking basketball to him so he offered me shots of patron. ‘twas a cool ass night. 😂
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@kzboiyoi
didn’t make the counter argument because i don’t care to argue with a random on the internet. enjoy your evening!
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lil nas x’s and jaboukie’s transition from twiiter troll to hollywood star is inspirational
Disney’s new movie ‘Strange World’ features their first-ever openly gay teenage character played by someone who impersonated the FBI
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at the trade deadline, we were told assets were being preserved for a bigger opportunity
“the lakers will pursue a donovan mitchell, trae young-caliber player this offseaon”
but now we’re hellbent on no third star. they’re playing in our faces and folks want us to be ok with it
Woj: Rest of Lakers offseason is likely minimum contracts and moves around the edges. No dramatic shakeup trade is expected and are hellbent on not wanting a 3rd star.
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for the first time in nba history, all four california teams made the playoffs. only ONE remains standing: THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS.
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almost EIGHT years to the date of this tweet, a 38-year-old lebron drops 30 to eliminate the golden state warriors. 🥲
#lewashedking
#lakeshow
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y’all out here discrediting an insane performance all because the covid croissant wasn’t playing? 😭
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chat reminded me of this pic. i forget that i really am the one sometimes. ☝🏽
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y’all ever buy two clothing items separately and they match perfectly? 🔥
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the entire mirror selfie gang
Chubby and thick girls this is your thread.
Are you giving us a picture?😊
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the russ stans thinking this proves THEIR point and not OURS is actually hilarious.
anyway, proud of russ for embracing the role and putting on a great performance 💜
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@IceQuebe_
there’s actually a lot of chinese people who immigrated to the caribbean. when i was in costa rica, there was a whole “chinatown” in the capitol.
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Used to identify as Democrat/liberal. Believed in “ethical”capitalism. Naively trusted US involvement in foreign affairs.
Now I’m a socialist. Recognize US foreign policy as imperialism/colonization. I’m a PIC abolitionist. Focus heavily on local politics as a means for change.
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the accuracy. i don’t even want to repeat the nasty shit that’s been said to me about bw in order to “impress” me. even in black spaces where i’ve been a guest of bw. if you’re one of these bm, please know that conversations with me are not a safe space for you whatsoever.
The non black poc girls are finally gathering the men in solidarity — “I don’t like black girls” not hitting like it used to 🤣😶🌫️
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…and this is exactly why i tell people his game does nothing for me. if you don’t like what you do, you’re not fun to watch. sorry.
Nikola Jokic on if this was the most fun he’s ever had in a summer:
“Nah, I think it’s actually opposite… We played 2 and 1/2 extra months." 😂
(via
@9NEWSSports
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men who watch sports and play video games >>>>>>>
yes, baby. sit your ass down right where i can keep my eye on you. 🙂
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he’s essentially telling men to trick “virgins” (read: young girls) into sleeping with them by pretending to be in a relationship with them and then leave them after to do the same thing to next girl. his “tactics” straddle the line between consent and assault.
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just got another $7K raise today 🥺
if you needed a sign to leave that job for a better one, this is it. i was so scared to leave the comfort of my old job.
i now make $100K more than i did just 2.5 years ago, and i am still doing the work that matters and that i love.
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i just wanna discuss basketball. i love this sport so much. i’m here to appreciate the good parts and talk through the bad. that’s it.
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“mo bamba isn’t a good defender.”
and what was thomas bryant? a three-time defensive player of the year? 🙄
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i genuinely cannot wait to hear all the ways this man impacted y’all.
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it is time to come clean. i am actually a stephen curry stan and a major warriors fan. i simply posed a laker fan to infiltrate their fanbase and create conflict and chaos. i apologize to any i harmed in the process. 🥺
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couldn’t resist, just a full blown redhead now ❤️🔥
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maaaaaaaybeeeeeee!
Can 🫵🏽 Make Green 🟢 Look GOODT On You⁉️👀
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this is so worth the watch!
NEW: Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and Art Laffer invented one of the biggest lies in history — the idea that cutting taxes for corporations and the rich is good for everyone.
Their theory became Reaganomics, and then Trump’s tax bill.
And we’re all paying the price.
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since y’all got on my ass for that tweet - felt cute, might delete later. 😌
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With just a picture, tell us what you do for a living.
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i’ve never seen AD this fed up with the rest of the team. he mostly keeps a poker face but he is clearly upset with the other guys on the floor.
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every time i put on jeans 🙃
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ay shout out keith lee for still wanting to come to the bay after y’all tried to scare him 😂
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it took khloe having a son for y’all to finally accept robert was really her father? 😂
Khloe Kardashians baby boy looks so much like Rob Kardashian Sr and Jr 😍 He’s so cute
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all black trim, dark burgundy
(yes, i changed my hair again.)
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my mom: “as soon as they win one game, they lose the next two.”
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joel embiid 14 pts 5-13 fg 0-3 3pt 9 rebounds 1 block
anthony davis 14 pts 4-14 fg 1-1 3pt 9 rebounds 5 blocks
one of these dudes is the MVP of the league and the other is a bum who needs to be traded. interesting.
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this is worse than last year because our stars are playing like stars and we still aren’t winning. we have a solvable problems and our front office refuses to solve them.
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as a woman, caping this hard on behalf of a man who doesn’t know you exist in the year 2022 is actually embarrassing
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quote this tweet with a picture that had your dm’s blowing up 🤭
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show me a picture of you from across the table looking pretty
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here we have it. the first rap reference to sunday’s events.
“keep playing with dreamville’s name. don’t get chris rock’d out your socks. anything can and WILL happen. then watch me walk back to my seat. keep our names out your fucking mouth.”
-
@DJDRAMA
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happy persian new year from your favorite irooni 💐 may this be the year the motherland is freed!
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if y’all care about your mental health, you’ll stop talking on the game on spaces, turn off the phone, smoke a fat blunt, go to sleep and wake tomorrow and get ready for the next game
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still a little stuffed up but my curls decided to cooperate so today is already a w. 😌
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