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@n95masc

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retired drag king

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do you think he’s, y’know
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really confusing that ED means eating disorder, erectile dysfunction, executive dysfunction, and executive director 🥴
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at this point when my dad uses she/her pronouns for me it's just funny tbh. happy family day I guess
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In 2021 I'm gonna stop having gender and start having sex
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getting dicked down by a guy with phalloplasty, call that beyond meat
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newly hired coworker told me her boyfriend is a cop and I said “ew! that’s disgusting” 🤢
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okay so it turns out you should NOT say "it's giving HRT" when someone is having erectile dysfunction
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gold star bisexual because i’ve had sex with all* the genders
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thank you to the hundreds of you who pointed out that ED is also emergency department
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biological sex is when you hit it raw
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one day I will convince all my friends to wear bike helmets
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bi guys love to be like, let's go rock climbing sometime
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I’ve gotten in the habit of only mentioning I’m trans irl when it’s relevant. for example, I was telling a coworker a wild and fucked-up story about the part-time job I had in high school, and mid-story I was like, “oh btw I was a girl at the time”
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*desperate for girl pussy voice* so you're attracted to everyone but cis men? that's so cool i'm 5'6 btw
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so it's a book club, but everyone wants to fuck each other, and
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a chaser but for cis guys who look ftm
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I am incredibly suspicious and distrusting of parents of trans youth who overshare about their kids on social media
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I think it’s a big slay that my first girl-on-girl kiss is now retroactively boy-on-boy
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*cis men, cis women, trans men, trans women, nonbinary (uncool), nonbinary (cool)
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I was at my parents’ house and I found the decapitated Barbie head that I made with my friends in elementary school. everyone, meet Nadine
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3 years of irreversible damage! 💉🥳🧔🏽‍♂️
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wait, is the calvin klein mpreg ad real??
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@SameeraKhan anyone saying this is sexy likely believes this is a healthy progression for our society
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@clown_clout_ @DoctorPissPants My doctor wouldn't use my preferred terminology, which is, mancave
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you go to a man's house and see this beside his bed. wyd?
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assigning my baby it/its pronouns at birth because it's a baby
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LMAOOOOO
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What's your first tweet when you search for "men" in your page?
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my job on the queer commune is being everyone’s boyfriend
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I was just pushing my patient down the hallway in her wheelchair and she goes, “it’s giving mario kart”
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i love when guys have a soft hairy belly, like a fluffy pillow for my little head to rest on
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you're in her DMs? i'm in the corner watching you kiss her
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I asked this twink to name one trans guy that's not me, buck angel, or elliot page and all he got was "chaz something?? cher's son?"
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@testosteronejew for some reason in grade 8 or 9 I picked up this book in the library and had someone take a photo of me with it
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he’s a 10 but he makes a Canada’s Drag Race reference during sex
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thinking about the time a condom got lost inside me and I sang "I got a... trick up my... cunt" when I pulled it out
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@river_acr I was talking about my friends tho 🫤
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@mariatruely I need her
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@autogynefiles are you kidding??? this is my favourite way to be heterosexual!
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Is fag a gender or a sex?
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from baby trans 👶🏻 to actually looking my age 🧔🏻‍♂️
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Baby trans Sandhya at 17 when I had finally decided after a year of questioning that I was nonbinary vs now lmao
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ranking the milf manor sons from most to least transmasc
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when a transsexual invites you to a potluck there’s like, a disproportionately high chance that it’s also an orgy
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Trying to start an MLM for FTMs..... gonna be a boyboss
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my friend thought that my dick appointment was a doctor's appointment about my dick. like, nah man, i'm just getting dicked down at 2pm this wednesday.
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idk I feel fine right now
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sorry I forgot crocs... anyway, which toxic tboy are you?
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pussy from a boy with rapid onset gender dysphoria
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she didn’t ghost you. she just lacks object permanence because of ADHD and forgot you exist
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I thought my bestie was fucking my nemesis but it turns out it's a different trans guy with the same name! ugh so relieved 🙌
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lol my hospital has pronoun pins for pride but only the he/him ones are left
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@McCreamyBox nah I identify is bi. for me, bi includes people outside the binary. I identified as pan for a couple years in my late teens, early 20s, but I prefer the word bi now. I have bad associations with the word pansexual lol
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I love when a men are a little clocky
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One time I made out with this short dude with a moustache and I asked him, "are you cis?" and he didn't know what it meant. I then asked, "are you trans?" And he was like, "huh?? What?"
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keep having to remind myself that FTM stands for Family Team Meeting at work. and SW is Social Worker
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coming out as having an okay relationship with my father
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in my sweatpants era
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party outfit from last night 💖
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look at this piece of shit
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I get a little sentimental every year when the trans march comes around because going for the first time in 2018 and seeing so many happy, confident trans people made me realize, "oh I could actually do this. I can transition if I want to" and then a month later I started HRT🥰🏳️‍⚧️
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@czarmitch like tbh the contextual detail that I was a girl at the time really changes the ways in which what happened was fucked up
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as a first-generation bisexual,
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became a dad of two yesterday. twitter, meet frankie
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☺️
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I swear to god if I ever get a t4t tattoo I’ll end up falling in love with some rachel sennott ass cis girl within 2 weeks
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magic tricks are gaslighting
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@mariatruely I’m surprised this wasn’t a popular halloween costume last year. I wonder if it’ll be stale by halloween 2023 🤔
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oh damn, today is 2 years since I got top surgery! might post thirst trap later... watch this space
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@laracroftbarbie welcome, joey siwa
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the afab(?) texting and biking like
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💬420 ♥️69k 🔁8008
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1 year off testosterone!! I used to want to be a man but the truth is that I was erasing myself as a lesbian and as a butch woman!!
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Me: ugh I hate getting called ma'am on the phone Also me:
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Me: I am entering my butch era Also me:
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@transmodality that's when you do butt stuff with a BBL booty
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since this tweet got a lot of attention I also wanna say, if you can afford a ~$100 helmet, get one with mips!
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how I feel with a mullet in work zoom calls
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the drag the namesake
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I’m not neurodivergent or neurotypical, but a third, more annoying thing.
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I do not care about your identity or pronouns... if you are 5'6", you are non-binary. You just are, I'm sorry-- it's biology.
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I have had a few semi-viral tweets lately and gained 200+ followers in a day, but I make sure that it's clear from my profile that above all, this is a horny shitpost twitter
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Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is my t dick
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I’m trying really hard to make the word cissexual catch on, so I’m saying it around as many trans people in academia as possible
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*extremely horny voice* happy pride 🏳️‍🌈
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if i don't get a hair transplant in the next 2 years i'm going ✈️ orthodox
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yelling "I'm not shitting I'm trans!" when squatting to pee in the bathroom stall with no door
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pussy from a boy with terfbangs
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everyone say hi Leo
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I think crazy frog was hyperpop and we should acknowledge that
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pleased to announce that I got a second speedo (so summer 2023 wont be all leopard print)
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I went to an Irregular Girl show and all I got was this stupid boner
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my friend said this is a thirst trap. is that true?
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now but, cock is one of my favorite tastes. not only that, but balls smell amazing. it makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied.
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guys… I think I wanna go on T. maybe microdose so I don’t look too manly or anything. what do you think??
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my only genital preference is that they’re wet btw. drenched, soaking, dripping, etc.
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The T in HRT is for THC
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new sibling just dropped (my parents got another puppy)
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i think i'm addicted to my own vibes* *pussy smell
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