MystyBoi
@mysty_man
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Learning Blender as we speak | 21 | c¡s/het | LGBTQ+ ally | socialist slacktivist | listen to WTNV or face the consequences
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Joined March 2022
@jupiterftl I wouldn’t drink it either, if a random stranger came up to me like “DRINK THIS WATER. DRINK IT. DRINK IT NOW.” I’d be scared dude I’m not gonna get roofied or something.
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@Dartwaffelzz i remember being in 5th grade when gangnam style was still a trend and my teacher told the class "you shouldn't sing gangnam style, that guy's korean he wants to nuke us" and no i'm not joking.
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@MbvBaryonix Scaring them off is kinda okay imo but yeah once I saw the guy smash the croc’s face with a shovel my smile instantly disappeared.
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@Iast_dayz Man, simply existing as a black person really bleeds into every aspect of your life. Can’t even play with an RC car without being harassed.
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@JonasGahrSmoere i love how holocaust denial is literally just "the holocaust didn't happen but it should have".
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@VoiceQuills @CrazzyTrain03 i mean i don't wash my chicken either but you act like it's some huge risk. if you just don't splash water literally everywhere, clean the sink and then wash your hands, there isn't any tangible risk of salmonella.
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@thornhawthorne The only correct take is that there is some degree of dimorphism in the skeleton, but it’s nowhere near as intense as some like to believe it is, and still has literally zero to do with gender identity in the slightest.
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@NicoOkapi I think maybe the point is to have you choose which you think you pass closer to, so your appearance will match expectations, although yeah it’s still bad.
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@ThatManThatGuy i don't know why people look back at poorly aged internet stuff like this and act like it is and always was unfunny or irrelevant. Most of the memes we post today will be equally as poorly aged, can't we just accept this was what a lot of people found funny at the time.
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@Tony_owns_khabi @CatgirlAnarcho Are you implying that god has a physical body and is male? That’s literally considered blasphemy by many Christian’s lmao.
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@TheCigsBrand 100 gecs so perfectly captures this super specific type of person who’s like, a white trash guy who doesn’t understand punk and whose entire personality is having mild knowledge of cars. I might sound schizophrenic to some people rn but I’ve met so many people like this.
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@Athenion3 am i the only one who actually kind of enjoyed doing essays in school? Yapping is so much more fun in writing form than in verbal form.
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@ceremonioushurt They also felt represented when cartman played world of Warcraft 24/7 and shat in a bucket.
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@GangstaCat__ he gets into a horrific car accident where his car goes under a semi-truck, barely skimming his head, causing him to lose his mouth. it's a tragic accident, but micheal perseveres and even learns sign language!.
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@TheRabidOpossum for some people leftism is an excuse to feel validated in living this sort of counter-culture "i just turned 18 and no longer have to follow a bedtime" type mentality. no sense of responsibility communally or personally.
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@Tony_owns_khabi @CatgirlAnarcho No it isn’t lmao. God having a gender is literally irrelevant to the core beliefs of Christianity. The fact that you think otherwise makes it clear you have no clue about anything regarding the religion you presumably claim to follow.
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@MrChrisChopping *steals* *steals* *lies* *steals* *steals* *lies* .“Hey this guy is stealing”.“I am ending it and it’s everyone else’s fault for being mean to me”.
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@dykelab yeah i think people confuse "i'd trust him with a child" with "i think he's a good person". He's an awful person but he's not gonna target children, he convinces himself he wants to protect the innocent.
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@Dan0nat0r when hughie began crying after he escaped, i thought they were gonna have a serious moment about how he was effected by what happened, but then he's just like "i miss my dad". which i mean sure, but they just totally glossed over the SA.
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@Pinko69420 when right-wingers see their beliefs depicted in fiction they complain that they're being demonized because they can't deny how bad it looks in the fiction.
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@suchnerve Conservatives when you block the road: grrrrrr. Conservatives when you murder a stranger in cold blood: yippeeeee!.
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@orikron I like how people like this claim that europe has the right to colonize Africa, but that also they don’t want African immigrants in their land. It’s explicitly genocidal rhetoric. They want to rule brown people but also don’t want brown people around. Wonder where that leads….
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@wasabiiiladyy this isn't complaining about how 6k likes isn't enough, it's just making a joke about how the low effort joke art gets way more attention. Why do ya'll gotta turn literally everything into something hateful.
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@RndmStreetMedic every time i see how much pressure cpr uses i cringe. i feel like that would 100% break my ribs.
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@_lizharvey twitter subscriptions and merch, i assume. it's entirely possible they're just being funded by some wealthy people at a loss.
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@nikicaga Yeah it has the veneer of caring but if you know literally a single thing about this guy you instantly know it’s a 41% joke.
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@forcefeminized no no i mean did you actually meet a lady who told you that or was it just a joke, i have full faith in transphobes being awful.
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@jayjjalen When your worldview is so ridiculous it’s indistinguishable from parody, they begin identifying with parodies of themselves.
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@PoliticsLs i like how when immigrants or other nations benefit it's always the end of the world to these people, but the instant a country they see as the good people does it, it's "lol cope might makes right".
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@Tony_owns_khabi @CatgirlAnarcho The idea of the Christian god has no gender, you don’t even understand the trinity apparently. Even a non-Christian knows more than you apparently.
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@CosmonautMarcus I’m not saying they aren’t sellouts, but some of y’all literally think being a sellout just means making a lot of money. All it means is compromising your values FOR money, not just “having lots of spin-offs and merchandise”.
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@MrDumbBitch Women dressing like strippers: baaaad.Women dressing like strippers but at a farm: gooood.
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@OTerrifying While deleting someone’s games or their account bc they aren’t giving you enough attention is toxic, this dude overreacted HEAVILY. It’s just a game, dude.
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@obamaatredrobin it's kind of crazy how much and how quickly mainstream discourse on trans people has devolved. I genuinely think the average conservative held the view of "it's a sin but it doesn't really affect me so it's whatever" which is miles better than their main rhetoric now.
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@4utumnHarvest I’m gonna be real I really don’t personally see the issue. If it’s a guy, it’s just a guy who thinks a tall woman is attractive, what’s the issue?.
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@M1das_OW2 oh well that's not so bad. Who hasn't had a little bit of roasted babies at least once in their life?.
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@EngineerZero2 @historyinmemes no it wasn't. The original statue still exists and you can visit it yourself. I'm convinced that all twitter blue users are glue eaters.
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@daModrenMan @CroninStormy @mariioalt @DaPurpleProto @nickthechad @Clappeddan that wasn't just for one transphobic comment, it was a extended period of online interaction that was believed to be considered online harassment. although of course you love your victim complex so much you think being transphobic is illegal (yet here you are not arrested).
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@Average_Dingus @SimplyShae13 i don't think you understand what slacktivism is, people who do things like this are doing the opposite of slacktivism.
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@snowbriight How do people like this even exist, how can you center your entire online persona around being a child porn enjoyer while calling other people porn addicted.
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@etherealdeen Frankly even if it was a grown woman i don’t think it change anything. Grabbing their shoulder to space out timings on the ride isn’t inappropriate in the slightest.
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@feydemon i know it's always been a meme to dunk on british people but honestly i respect the attitude.
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@souljagoytellem Ehhh I don’t know. I think the Holocaust was unique in its scale and cultural impact, but trying to compare the “evilness” of crimes against humanity is a fool’s errand. To me, all genocides are equally evil, the only difference between them is their levels of success.
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@forcefeminized did someone actually tell you that or was it a bit because that's awesome af.
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@tillerbagel Well it’s a protest, it’s just to garner attention and be heard, not to make the workers do something. People who block streets in protests don’t expect random drivers to fix anything, it’s just a disruption tactic.
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@SxarletRed I’ve never understood how voting apathy has somehow led to a non-insignificant amount of leftists claiming that a Republican presidency is better than a democratic one.
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@LordShmeckie i thought joji was the only one here who didn't get his reputation ruined. people found out jontron was anti-vax and had a lot of far right views, and tons of people were upset at ethan and hila for the controversy with hasan and the israel-palestine conflict takes.
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@xaviersonline actually this was an audio problem on her end, I'm not sure to what extent transphobia is normalized on talktv, so i don;t know whether to be mad at them anyway lol.
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@DanNtheLionsDen @model_type_bre People want freedom to associate, not freedom to bar others from associating. I can live in any neighborhood I want, but I *can’t* disallow someone else from moving into my neighborhood. You have freedoms, but not the freedom to restrict others.
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@mango_mp3 America is plenty bad, but please don’t act like it’s on the same level of government sponsored censorship as China. It’s overplayed in American propaganda, but it’s still very real. At least censorship here isn’t from a central authority.
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@niroshan682 @PicturesFoIder Yeah I assume it’s not very boring to watch all your life savings drain away in a pump and dump scheme.
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@DreamLeaf5 I generally don’t like being vindictive, even when it comes to nazis, but does it make me a bad person that I’m at least a little happy that he’s this fearful?.
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@EuphoriTori Republicans: *be the only reason discourse about trans people exists to begin with, and focus almost entirely on trans women".Also republicans: "man i wonder why no one talks about trans men".
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@halomancer1 unironically a cool ability idea tho, at least in concept, i don't play valorant so this could be game ruining for all i know lol.
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@Relobs @MargBarAmerica Bro your entire personality is hating black people and you wonder why you’re all incels lmao.
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@vote4piper4nuts Ah yes, the classic move of returning a woman’s wallet by chasing her and yelling “I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!”.
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@DreamLeaf5 This must be how women feel when someone posts “I love fat women 😍😍” and then post a woman with an hourglass figure.
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@JacredHart It’s always fun to joke about it but some people genuinely say they don’t like scp because of all the redactions, when redactions are almost always unimportant details or world building, and don’t pop up that often.
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@Domenic86329826 @jupiterftl If a stranger handed you water and insisted you drank it, you would drink it?.
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@Brad_Reynoldss @EiratheIntern @Mike_from_PA Maybe if you thought about it for 5 seconds you’d understand. He’s saying that if this CEO isn’t a mass murderer in your eyes because he didn’t literally personally shoot every single person he killed, then that same logic could be extended to say hitler isn’t a murderer.
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@PicturesFoIder yeah, tell that to those "bro if you just grind 24/7 for 15 years straight you'll be rich just like me, a guy who was born into a middle class home with familial ties to multiple businesses" people.
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@FRANKiE4PLAY @WhiteMaleCope @SocDoneLeft Bro what are you doing you are talking about a complete stranger here.
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@EpictreasureX @I_AM_WILDCAT There’s nothing wrong with improving, it’s just that people obsessed with improving have taken over the majority of the community. Now that the games are all about becoming optimal sweats, you need to play like a sweat too, otherwise you don’t get to play the game.
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@NANATSUY0RU it's just a general term. online music, art, animation, podcasts, modeling, influencers, etc. just saying "get into something" is broader than media, you could "get into" playing football but that's not media.
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@MCfRed619 @funnysmartguy12 It’s his opinion that math should be less complex than a basic acronym everyone on the planet had memorized.
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@N0_REALITY i think it's okay to be disappointed if your partner makes a decision to change something about their body that you personally liked, but it's never okay to let that disappointment get in the way, no urging them not to do it or whatever.
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@M1das_OW2 minecraft youtubers after seeing someone on the internet claiming they like children more than them
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@eve_twt_eve I think the term earrape has been so far detached from the “rape” part it doesn’t really evoke the same kind of imagery anymore, but maybe that’s cause I can’t really imagine being in the shoes of someone where the simple mention of the word rape could trigger them or whatever.
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@thedeadcoolguy @Domenic86329826 @jupiterftl I am, but even then the insistence is strange, and scary to people. Plus there might be rules against it or whatever. Theres a million more reasonable explanations other than “Taco Bell poison water”.
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@mcsquared34 We produce enough food globally to feed 1.5x the global population. We have more than enough land to comfortably house every single human being. We easily have the capacity to produce all global power with nuclear and renewable sources. Capitalism halts progress.
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@RedBlackGuard Me in 1950’s america walking around a small Mississippi town with a shirt with giant lettering spelling “I AM A RACIST” so that I dont aggro the hostile mobs.
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@Xx_Cronch_xX @B00K0FTRIBE It means nothing. It is LITERALLY just relating two words together. The joke is “Disney…. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY TRANS TRANS GAY”. And I am not exaggerating or joking when I say that.
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@surfdude07 It still pains me that these people will go to such lengths to defend their pedophilia. Obviously nothing against the woman herself, but so many pedos online going “see, she’s an adult and looks very childlike, which makes me not a pedo for liking draw kings of children!”.
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@BillyJense50770 @skitty7745 @RainboltBraden @Literose17 "sir there's a shard of glass stuck in the child's foot, if we could just make a small incision and remov-"."NO CHILD MUTILATION ON MY WATCH, BUCKO!".
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@TheRightCant @adamtotscomix I swear it’s hilarious how often the phrase “republicans try to make jokes about democrats/leftists but get too mad halfway through to finish the punchline” applies.
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@BebopJosh @KombatKnight But you can enjoy it without agreeing with the politics. Art is a reflection of the artists, if political views NEVER surfaced in art, it would be boring and bland. If a story has left leaning themes and that ruins it for you, that’s on you, not the writers.
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