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What possesses men to look at their wives DECORATIVE towels and then think they'd be good to dry the cast iron pan with ???
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If this post gets a thousand likes I'll stick his feet in the snow
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Womens GC names:
-"Beautiful Souls"
-"Girl Gang"
-"Drama Queens"
Mens GC names:
-"SUPER AUTISTS"
-"PEPE WARLORDS"
-"SONIC MONARCHY"
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"Babe, what's wrong? You've hardly touched your white boy summer cake"
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Kaitlin Bennet
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Younger generation: "we feel lied to and misled and are extremely dissatisfied with our lives"
Boomers: "WELL HAVE YOU EVER TRIED WORKING HARD CUPCAKE?"
She has a college degree and a job she despises, and she feels lied to because she can’t even afford basic necessities like groceries, let alone the dream of owning a house, which now seems like an unattainable pipe dream
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Single Christian nationalist men, submit your dating profile here and I will share it with all five of my female followers
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Did you guys know despite Christians making up 13% of the population they steal 50% of the baby formula?
Imagine making 30k a year with a kid and being surrounded by Christians treating you like shit for existing.
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The most well-adjusted people I know IRL are the most racist on the internet
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I am begging conservative women to stop posting American flag bikini pictures
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Elon to start a period ban for female accounts.
Insider sources close to Musk have revealed that he plans on instituting a temporary ban on female accounts whenever a woman starts menstruation in an effort to create a "less unhinged and chaotic" X environment.
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Women will wear a mask to church because the government told them to but refuse to wear a head covering.
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I am once again begging conservative women to stop posting bikini/swimsuit pictures
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Me whenever I see "libertarian" and "Christian" in the same bio
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Because it's full of Italians
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Okay people, should I change my pfp to Dark Tard Maga or no?
👇👇👇
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Guys, women are hooked up to one of two hive minds.
There is the Feminist hive mind & the Tard Wife hive mind.
Most conservative women still fall under the first bc they were raised in a feminist system and haven't questioned the baseline assumptions they were taught.
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Someone help me my boomercon father is currently ranting about how the Jews is Israel are still God's special chosen people
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You know being obese is a sin bc God gave us the disgust instinct whenever you see a gigantic land whale out in public
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THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN. DARK TARD RISES
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Men, this doesn't upset women who aren't whores or aren't extremely hormonally imbalanced.
It's okay to not want to date a woman with a body count of 15.
Every woman I know in real life,
ESPECIALLY women I know who are highly religious and “prudish” - would immediately call all their friends hysterically sobbing wondering if they should call the police to break up with a guy if they discovered he had posts like this online.
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So let me get this straight, people can post straight up porn on this website with no throttling or consequences, but we post AI meme images and we're the ones getting flagged?
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The new predator movie looks great!
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Women:
"0h my gosh birth control is so bad :("
Men:
"Yeah it is"
Women:
"(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ This is a WOMAN'S issue you STUPID MAN!"
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Woman being on birth control is a men's issue because birth control make women crazy and men have to deal with said crazy women
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GM and LETS GOOOOOO. The husband is gonna make me a garden bed so this'll be me and chunky boy soon!
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Fellas, what's the thing you hate the most on women and why is it drawn on eyebrows?
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GM frens, are you ready to go on a quest with me this month?
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GM. Christ is King of Kings and Lord of Lords, go to church and sharpen your brothers and sisters today!
"O precious is the flow
that makes me white as snow;
no other fount I know;
nothing but the blood of Jesus"
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Simple as
If the female vote is so easy to manipulate, why does the Right fail so aggressively to manipulate it?
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I'm drinking homemade strawberry milk right now and your blackpilling?
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If you're a single mother please don't vote. You're just going to choose the wrong man again!
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My insight on the debate last night is whatever my husband thinks about it
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"Honey look, I rearranged the furniture while you were gone"
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Okay ladies, here is bachelor
#8
,
@Skippy_DCM
!
He is a 31 yo Presby in Lubbock County, TX. He is a self employed independent petroleum landman and a homeowner (at 2.85% 👀).
He has many hobbies and a vision that is listed below.
DM him or myself if you wanna know more!
(1/5)
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My Twitter circle is Christian Nationalism and seed oil disrespect lol
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When my husband is out of town and I see his hoody lying around
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*My husband talking about serious political things*
My mind while he's talking;
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You heard her ladies!
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Oh yeah, I'm a racist? Then why do I have a black friend, huh?
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Me when my husband asks me to finish putting away the laundry that's been sitting clean in the hamper for a week
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I'm fine watching my enemies suffer from their own actions and you should too
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Wow, my husband must think I'm so pretty. He said I'm a 10 on the Richter scale when I walk around!
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Fellas, if your girlfriend is being unreasonable and is upset at you for not bringing her a gift on Valentine's Day make sure you tell her she's being crazy and ask if she is on her period
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GN. Don't forget to go to church tomorrow and give thanks to the Lord! Christ is King and he is risen!
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*shows husband this picture of how a middle school boy ate his pizza*
Husband: "What a nazi"
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Ladies, are you actually upset with your husband, or have you just not eaten anything yet today?
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Men! I'm saying this to be helpful so don't take it the wrong way.
GET A HAIR CUT IF YOU WANT A GF
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Thank you to all the people who have followed me these past few years and have chosen me as their personal e-tard!
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Fellas, it's time we told you the truth about what really gives ladies the ick.
It's unsalted butter.
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Does anyone know what those girls in highschool who based their entire personality off of Pirates of the Caribbean and Nightmare Before Christmas are doing with their lives now?
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Guys time to make my account super viral.
Ready?
*taps mic*
"ABORTION IS MURDER"
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Not to brag on the hubby but I asked him if he would still love me if I was a whale and he said, "well you already are, so yes," and I felt so loved 🥰🥰
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Christian men, would you rather marry a woman that's:
Born again,body count 50
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Unsaved, body count 0
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To get ahead of the doxxers I would like to announce that I am not a jacked man
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Waiting for some zoomer Christian to make a "he is rizzin" joke today
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This is unironically hilarious
Glossary of Wypipo Terms and Their Meanings
Thug = n*gger
Inner City = n*gger
Law and order = n*gger
Welfare queen = n*gger
You people = n*gger
Personal responsibility = n*gger
Handouts = n*gger
Socialism = n*gger
Marxist = n*gger
Affirmative action = n*gger
Chicago = n*gger
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@reallytanman
@RealOilRspctr
The prevalence of seed oils in nearly every store bought food has been an excellent motivator in learning more recipes and has shown me how simple it is to make a lot of foods
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I can't believe I used to have my full face and name on this platform.
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I try to compliment the younger, single men at my church (wait hear me out lol) whenever they do something that'll actually help them get a gf so they are nudged in the right direction.
This is either getting a haircut, finally wearing new/styled clothes (bs college tshirts)etc
WOMEN: when was the last time you complimented a man? What was the compliment?
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Rumor has it if you wish James Lindsay a Merry Christmas and say "Christ as Lord" he'll block you
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Baby is currently yelling at me bc I wouldn't let him drive bomb off the bed head first
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I don't know which man needs to hear this right now, but please cut your toenails.
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Me when my baby is playing during bathtime and he poops all over the tub
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When I am elected president I will be hiring 100,000 more IRS agents for the sole purpose of auditing single mothers!
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Red states need to bring this same level of force and commitment to their causes.
Oh you vandalized a church? Felony charges and potentially 5 years in prison (which is what these teenagers are getting)
Spokane, Wash. — 3 teens are each charged with a felony (first-degree malicious mischief) for leaving scooter skid marks on the pride trans BLM flag on the street. Prosecutors asked for a $15k bond &
@limebike
says it is taking action against the youths.
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My husband commenting on our baby's body, "He's built like an alcoholic"
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GM (Girl Morning) to my ladies! DM me if you are single and would like to find a solid Christian man!
Also if you know someone irl who would like to participate through you feel free to message me as well
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