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@myneckmypat
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6 months
Alright fun time is over its time to get Myha'la Herrold and industry their due Emmys
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@deluxeomen "Raised up, not dragged up" this is SENDING me
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@myneckmypat
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@diandrasdiandra Im Confused on what the issue is here???
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@myneckmypat
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Side salad counter: 3 dressings used: Italian & ceaser
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Imma need HBO to GET OFF THEIR ASS and campaign for #IndustryHBO for next year’s emmys and you better get Myha’la her earned nomination
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@myneckmypat
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@worshipthisIuv ALL YALL DO IS GET ON THIS APP AND LIE. TIMOTHEE AND PENN DONT DESRVE THIS.
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@myneckmypat
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@FilmUpdates “Lupita Nyong’o” and “on set” are two things i thought Id never see together again
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@sur_rules Did u expect them to not be together after risking everything to be together????
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Kiera knightley in the first pirates being my sexual awakening and orlando bloom being my gay awakening….what they did needs to be studied.
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@myneckmypat
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1 year
MOTHER CONVENTION
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Kerry Washington, Kelly Rowland and Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, at Beyoncé’s Reinassance World Tour.
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@myneckmypat
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@sur_rules OKAY but if i were lisa i would bow to raquel and tom cuz no one wouldve tuned into the reunion otherwise
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@myneckmypat
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2 years
@booorgan she wants to be you so badly
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Kylie Jenner debuts bleached eyebrows for Paris Fashion Week.
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@myneckmypat
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@thatssokeshaun Her last 3 albums are her best albums BE SERIOUS
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@myneckmypat
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2 years
Is it a requirement to have sexual chemistry to host an HGTV show with ur sibling?? Like chip and joanna need the kids to prove to me they fuck but the property brothers NEED their SO to prove to me that they dont…and even then…
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@myneckmypat
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@sur_rules How are yall calling for sandoval and raquel to be fired when the premise of vpr is messy people do messy things…like lets start being SERIOUS
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@myneckmypat
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2 years
@vincentlao18 What is underdog about a campaign comprised solely of extremely well respected oscar winners/industry heads???
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@myneckmypat
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10 months
Ive always liked jacob elordi but didnt think much of him..but like I GET IT NOW. The ferality is kicking in…im fully seeing the vision
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@myneckmypat
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1 year
And whos gonna do the acting??
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cast sabrina carpenter the vision is so clear
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@myneckmypat
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@FilmUpdates Darren criss employed!!!
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@myneckmypat
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5 years
Thread (1/3?): I recently realized that a lot of ppl in my life (mainly straight which no shade just truth) are not aware of the HORRIBLE and ONGOING violence and mudering of trans women especially trans women of color. So i am attaching some resource links to this thread.
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@myneckmypat
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2 years
desperate housewives SHOULDVE began with susan shooting herself instead of mary alice
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@myneckmypat
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1 year
The central 3 performances in interview with the vampire clears every performance in the last of us and the white lotus season 2(minus meghann fahy)
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@myneckmypat
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4 years
Remys dad FOR SURE. At a minimum, he was homophobic
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What cartoon character would be MAGA?
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@booorgan Im with her tbh
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@myneckmypat
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2 years
Working is gay idk
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@myneckmypat
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@OgLakyn @osakihachi1 U cant critique someones use of their own product and start off the critique by saying “it doesnt matter why they bought it”..like it does actually matter most of all why they bought it
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@cursedhive Good fallon deserves to catch it too
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@myneckmypat
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1 year
Im sooooooooooo drunk @charli_xcx
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@myneckmypat
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1 year
Vanessa shouldve gotten an oscar nom for this. Im so serious
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@myneckmypat
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2 years
I cannot believe this many of you guys care about the fucking try guys
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2 years
god fucking dammit we all need to watch the Try Guys’ Food Network show since the network is trying so hard to kill it now
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@diandrasdiandra This is literally a sundae…
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@myneckmypat
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1 year
@dvulton QUICKLY, What do you do while keke works??
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@myneckmypat
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1 year
Do yall think he’s unemployed or he took pto to do this?
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A man in China spent 21 hours on his knees in front of his ex-girlfriend’s job begging her to take him back 💔
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@myneckmypat
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@brownblaze This is not even an original string of words im crying lmfaooo
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@myneckmypat
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8 years
I feel like i relate to skim milk cuz im not real but white people love me
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@myneckmypat
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@rreenaissance I wouldve retired from music if i were jamie
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@myneckmypat
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9 months
@KingSigy @Comrade_Yui I just dont understand why you care about what other users are doing??
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@myneckmypat
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@boysforpeles Its not that serious
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@myneckmypat
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6 years
The tea is that Demitra Lovato gave us bops and vocals on her last album tell me you love me. Dont @ me
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@myneckmypat
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Well for this analogy to work..lupita actually has to want to work
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I think a lot about how Lupita Nyong’o and Margot Robbie broke through the same year. The different ways their careers took off, and remember it was Lupita who won the Oscar that year.
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@myneckmypat
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Me changing my microsoft teams icon to active after having it set to busy for an hour so that I could take a nap
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@myneckmypat
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1 year
The way Stassi and JAX were outed as homophobic, racist, antisemites, etc and have received EXPONENTIALLY less hate then raquel is like..crazy
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@myneckmypat
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9 months
The way barry keoghan is CLEARING 90% of male actors (within his age range) in the acting department…like a LOT of people should be scared
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@myneckmypat
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4 years
I- tweeted this in january...im sorry yall i didnt mean to manifest this over my fucking thesis project
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5 years
Might fail thesis!!!
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@sur_rules O she ate this im screaming
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@myneckmypat
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3 years
@smallvoidrani Outsold lorde
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@myneckmypat
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10 months
The thing about emily blunt is that, i truly will die on the hill that she shouldve got an oscar nom for devil wears prada but ever since she married that human cardboard box i kinda love seeing her get whacked
@PopCrave
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Emily Blunt is being criticized for fat-shaming a waitress in resurfaced Jonathan Ross interview.
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@myneckmypat
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is the middle space a free space like in bingo? like its just a placeholder to put in whoever you want?
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@myneckmypat
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Emma watson- bling ring,
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2 years
What are some of the worst Oscar snubs in your opinion?
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@myneckmypat
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No cops at pride just me with a water gun filled with Vodka
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@myneckmypat
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@Smartguyy U couldve said this about anyone else. Why wait until its a michelle obama?
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@myneckmypat
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Me getting white people at the bar to take shots to mlk last night
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@myneckmypat
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1 year
Omg yall are so miserable 😭
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I think you guys are easily impressed no offence
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@PopCrave No shade but can he even afford a ticket??
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@myneckmypat
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5 years
This is erasure of Blue Ivy's feature on the song Blue
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100% of babies are unemployed. pathetic
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@myneckmypat
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Some of yall never accidently scored for the other team when u played basketball in elementary school and it shows.
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@myneckmypat
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I actually think thats the ideal pop star like the second I realized gaga was just a rachel berry esque theater kid who went to warehouse clubs I couldnt stream her music the same way
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dua lipa is such a mystery despite being so famous like I can’t name one of her personality traits
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@myneckmypat
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2 years
Gonna start liking my own shit since half of u dont
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@myneckmypat
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10 months
And who wouldve done the acting
@FilmUpdates
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10 months
Josh Peck auditioned for the role of Edward in ‘TWILIGHT’ and was 1 of the 4 finalists. (Source: )
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@myneckmypat
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Right swipes on tinder because u see in their bathroom selfie that they have the same soap as u
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Lady Hathaway doesnt want the EGOT as much I do
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@myneckmypat
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2 years
On another Caesar salad kick..my 3rd one this week
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@myneckmypat
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@thebravobabe_ What didnt u trust about billie lee before?? Quickly? Cuz all she really did was call out valid transphobia?
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@myneckmypat
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7 years
Why she lookin like she starring in tim burtons new movie: the nightmare before gentrification
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@myneckmypat
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3 years
Everyone enjoy this bee fancam
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@myneckmypat
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6 years
When its finally beach season and all youve managed to lose is your will to graduate on time
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@myneckmypat
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3 years
If i ever act this unemployed please report my account so it can be deactivated
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Tom Felton went as Harry Potter for Halloween 🪄
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@myneckmypat
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Were u looking for a record scratch mid movie where julianne moore and charles melton turn to the camera and explain to you why the situation is fucked up and why hes a victim???
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I thoroughly disliked “May December”. Charles Melton is great in his role, but the film’s refusal to take a side on the Predatory Relationship at its center is utterly disgusting.
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@myneckmypat
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3 years
coming out as a former gleek has honestly been so much worse then coming out as gay
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@myneckmypat
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4 years
Ratatouille (drunk) movie watch thread:
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@myneckmypat
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Why is jamie lee curtis in 10 min of the bear acting circles around her “oscar winning performance” in EEAAO..very unserious
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@myneckmypat
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9 months
20k likes and ppl in the comments agreeing?? We are fucking doomed
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whats the point of the rest of the class if the essay is 75% of the grade
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@myneckmypat
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Just found out that emily in paris has a writers room
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Filming on ‘EMILY IN PARIS’ season 4 has been delayed due to the writers’ strike. ()
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@myneckmypat
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She couldve stopped MH370 from from going missing
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@myneckmypat
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How to Save a Life- The Fray
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@myneckmypat
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Today is the day i get fired
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@myneckmypat
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The BIG DICK ENERGY and the POWER Rachel Weisz exhibited in the Favourite still has me Shaking. Whew, can i please get a crumb ma'm???
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@myneckmypat
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@gothsfilm Im so sorry whiplash
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@myneckmypat
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3 years
Its one of those days where if i got fired id be like...valid
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@myneckmypat
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3 years
Bout to watch this new gossip girl ep with some wine and an overdrawn account notification
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@myneckmypat
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5 years
@winestainedfag @PopCrave Aint no one streaming that ragedy album when the golden hour exists...log off and find some taste.
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@myneckmypat
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4 years
Whoever created the Microsoft teams “appears away” icon is going straight to HELL
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@myneckmypat
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O her egot is coming in the next 3-6 years omg
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@myneckmypat
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6 years
Me after I requested Bad Romance for the 3rd time at my Catholic Middle School dance and someone asks if Im gay.
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@myneckmypat
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1 year
I feel like for the first time in my life im like free to figure out the rest of my life..and idk this might be the best thing to ever happen to me
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@myneckmypat
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3 years
Architecture is an endless cycle of 2 energies. 1. Im untalented as fuck, i will be fired, this will be my last day, this is my 13th reason 2. Im choosing love, im an ARTIST, i cant imagine doing anything else!! Am i the closest thing to god?
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@myneckmypat
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And the best thing to come out of it, thats for damn sure
@nightoscphere
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9 months
if u stop and think abt it.... niall was the personality hire of one direction
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@myneckmypat
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RIP princess diana you wouldve loved me
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@myneckmypat
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@brownblaze S(he) be(lie)ved type of shit be so fucking serious lmfao
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@myneckmypat
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8 years
Umm my perferred pronoun is we..cuz im two-faced
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@myneckmypat
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8 months
Misunderstanding the dynamic that greta created for them in the first place?? What the fuck are you even talking about
@dumbdotcomm
joanna’s struggle tweets
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no but like the movie making Ken have this complex abt being barbie’s sidekick and having a misogynist arc, plus having Barbie seem uncomfortable w/ him was so indicative of the writers misunderstanding their dynamic so badly
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@myneckmypat
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Hes gay
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@myneckmypat
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4 years
Ppl on this app are so fucking mean and miserable and the energy is far too negative so i will be taking another twitter hiatus. Before i leave here is a picture of happy rats
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@myneckmypat
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Me arriving to the #ThesisIsPassFailParty
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@myneckmypat
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3 years
Not to flex but I -started charging my friends on Venmo - drinking claws instead of beer - found a new drinking limit -realized that im a baddie -WALK to starbucks every morning and CARRY 12 packs from the market We are the same mack, ur just an asshole and boring
@smithhmackenzie
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Most 23 year olds: - partying every weekend - eating fast food - binge watching Netflix - living day by day Me: - starting my own business - optimizing my health - learning new skills - developing a growth mindset - at the gym everyday We are not the same.
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@myneckmypat
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@ThePopTingz
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Who do you think should be People Magazine’s next Sexiest Man Alive?
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