Btease
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My 2 year old niece’s reaction to the @Corpse_Husband icon was ‘wow scary’ while smiling and wouldn’t stop looking at it, I feel the same honestly.
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@McDonaldsUK never in my 17 years of life have I seen a McDonald's worker make a McFlurry like that.
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'Who the fuck is that bitch' 'Wow denim again really' 'you really chose THAT hairstyle today' 'god fuckin damn the bus is late AGAIN?!'
Imagine if your brain was connected to social media 24/7 and every single thought crept onto your page without you posting it, how scary.
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Not being funny but if Molly Mae and Tommy win tomorrow then we know it’s a fix, the amount of love and support I’ve seen for Amber and Greg far outweighs what I’ve seen for the others #loveisland.
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@PlasticBieber Gonna have to take bulling to the next level if we wanna kill that cat. And us bulling? Babe look at your pathetic tweets.
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People have mixed opinions about Anna but I think she’s honestly gorgeous and genuine, goes over the top to stick up for her mates, knows her worth, she might stick her nose in other people’s business but WHO DOESN’T, defo doesn’t deserve the abuse she gets on here 🤷🏼♀️ #loveisland.
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@ Cory phahaha am screaming.
ex’s be like “so how u been?”. bitch didn’t u cheat on me??? . LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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I’m not being funny but if Connor was sat there going ‘oh Rebecca’s so good looking, she’s got great legs, peng lips’ etc Sophie would not be sat there laughing about it so 🤷🏼♀️ #loveisland.
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It's hard. but don't worry, the Lord will bless you for feeding those who leave you famished. @TBNRfrags.
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Like Anna or not Jordan is bang out of order and I’d kick off like she is doing too, don’t ask a girl to be your girlfriend then try crack on with another girl who you’ve said you like🙃 #loveisland.
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Amber and Michael smiling at Danny’s reasons why he wanted to couple up with Yewande actually melted my heart #loveisland.
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Yo @ianowt can we just talk about that season finale please because I’m sat here screaming at my tv at how sudden that was.
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Could you just imagine how fun and full of banter @spencerpratt and @heidimontag s child would be??.
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Is anyone else’s love island game playing up, unable to play the girls recoupling on day 9.
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I’ve never felt closer to David Mitchell telling Jimmy Carr to fuck off, that was from the chest #BigFatQuizofTheyear.
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It is never too late to be what you might have been. - George Eliot
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My Sprinkle of Jesus app sends me such moving versus everyday and I literally feel so blessed! You should totally try it! @TBNRfrags.
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Kim and Jedward see right through the housemates and if they aren't in the final two then something is wrong #CBB.
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You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. - Zig Ziglar
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I’m just patiently waiting for Luke M and Demi to realise they’re both well suited for each other and to crack on #loveisland.
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Who’s rattled Precious’ cage? To say Sian’s only 20 she’s way more grown up than Precious #stroppyseniors #thecircle.
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Are you telling me Belle is actually shaving Antons bumhole, I cant with this show #loveisland.
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Playing the Love Island game and Marisol is pure pissing me off, just let me be fuckin happy with Rocco bore off.
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Have I bought some salted caramel chocolate from hotel chocolat for myself?? Yes.
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Found the cutest guy on tinder but it says he works at CEX so I’m taking a big risk.
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All my pals are either getting engaged, announcing their pregnancy or actually giving birth and I just full on cried bc I spilt the last of my koppaberg 🤷🏼♀️.
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We have @itsdougthepug merch at work now and it is the CUTEST I have ever seen, I need to adopt.
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Weird how 2 months on people are realising am not the bad guy people are painting me to be but a tell u now if anyone comes running back to me when they’ve been painting me in the wrong am full on spitting on ya x.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha I've had a week off college and all I've done is eat and watch @TBNRfrags.
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Someone just ignored my question on snapchat so I removed them, no negativity 2018 bye from my petty ass x x.
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Normalise talking abt ur feelings in the early stages without being made to sound like ur crazy.
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Kinda fed up of boys assuming bc I share sexual posts on Facebook that means I’m some sex crazed demon into some shit and I’ll have sex with you, I mean I am but I’m not going to now and I don’t owe you anything because of it 🙂.
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My friend: How many more chances are you going to give him??. Me:.
7???.
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Pure annoyed that I was devoted to Levi, he was with Jen at the start, he cheated on me with Cherry, his fuckin ex Lucy turned up and now and only now can I dump him and go for Jake, uno what I’m gonna do it #loveislandgame.
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Sad that I’m having to delete friends I’ve had years bc they’re coming out as racists.
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Had a guy begging for another chance in my insta dms yesterday and I rejected him and friendzoned him, NOT EVEN 24 hours later and he’s commented on some girls pic saying how much he’s punching and further stalking indicates they’ve been speaking a while, men really ain’t shit.
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Logged on to animal crossing wild world after about 10 years and am ASHAMED, fuckin town name ‘france’ fucking player name ‘masiey’ weeds all or.
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How can a sleep when I’ve got a fucking garden to maintain in Animal Crossing.
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Still reeling from my first festival & how much I wanna do it all again.
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Came upstairs and mi mam came out of bedroom for a piss and I stopped on stairs like a deer in headlights and she went ‘a knew you’d come in at this time’ fuck off Tracey.
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@beautybay how can I cancel my order and receive a refund when you haven’t even sent me a confirmation email 🙃 sort it out thanks.
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I’m loving India and Chris’ chemistry, I feel like they bounce off each other and they get on so well 😭 #loveisland.
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Was meant to be going on a date tomorrow but a took it too far once again last night and mi lips are swollen, mi jaws locked and mi stomachs on mi back.
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Remember when everyone was out planking? What the fuck was that about.
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Funny how people are STILL slagging me off when I’ve buried it and put it to bed and forgot about it, at least my friends are GENUINE and I haven’t had to manipulate them into liking me considering all the shit your two ‘closest’ mates have said to me about you 🤣.
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Genuinely had a dream last night where one direction was back together, Harry had his 2012 curls and was chatting to me about Brexit, they sang all their second album songs, I got photos with them all, they were playing in Leeds and I cuddled with 2015 Liam :(.
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Imagine finding art someone you’ve shagged and made ur life hell has got sacked, am pissing mi sen, can’t cope.
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Can’t believe bairn isn’t a universal term and people dunt know what am on about.
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Everyone’s asking me to go out, I’m skint, it’s fuckin 11 at night and am in bed, gi or man :((.
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@elliebwick Lmao fuck her ur hot and so is everyone else who's comfortable enough to flaunt their goods🐸☕️.
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Why is holding ur hand out for customers money so embarrassing 💀.
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The boys who claim to hate drama the most are always the ones to start it.
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Ffs why do I have to know so many talented tattoo artists, I get bored and start scrolling and now I’ve seen about 7 more tattoos I want ASAP 😭.
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Just been asked if I’ve ever had sex with someone while a films on and my reply was ‘I’ve only ever had sex with blue planet playing in background’.
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Ok so before that challenge I liked Ovie as a person but now I can definitely see the sex appeal all u people are talking about, jeez 🤤 #loveisland.
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Me drinking is a dangerous game bc I spot someone I fuckin hate and I can’t control myself and before you know it am asking if we can be civil and sober Abby fuckin hates me for it.
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Can’t cope when people put a selfie on and put ‘look wired’ instead of ‘look weird’ bc I’m sat here thinking you’ve snorted several lines beforehand 😭😂.
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Some women are dicks too.Some women push for sex.Some women are manipulative .Some women are toxic.Some women are violent .Some women ghost too. Just because she's a woman doesn't mean she doesn't carry the same traits as a man can.
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