Marty Teller
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My totally out of the blue no one saw it coming move I’d love to see Morey make is somehow prying De’Anthony Melton from the Grizzlies.
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I don’t think the MVP news could’ve come at a better time for the Sixers
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62 degrees in December, everyone’s got COVID, and Ben Simmons is still a Sixer. Things are going GREAT
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James Harden has single-handedly restored my faith in humanity
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I do this weird thing now where I watch the Sixers and just enjoy them
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We’re like two days away from Rich Paul calling Daryl Morey a terrorist
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I think the best way for Embiid to make voters feel stupid is to simply take the team to the Finals
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Sixers really went from a $100M backup center to a veteran minimum backup center and will be fine mostly
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What’s great about Philly is the difference in response from fans when Al was traded and when Josh was traded. Let’s just say there is a difference. Real recognize real.
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Melton is 24 and Maxey is 22. Regardless of what happens during this Harden era, Sixers have their backcourt set for the next decade
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Official Sixers/Celtics prediction: Philly in 6 and Embiid so thoroughly dominates that Ainge spends the offseason trying to trade for Gobert.
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It’s impossible to explain to a normal and rational person how deeply the Sixers have hurt me on a personal level in my life
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I want to believe sports aren’t rigged, I really do, but it’s getting harder and harder
"I called timeout. The referee looked right at me, and ignored me. Tyrese Maxey got the ball. I called timeout again, he ignored me again. Then the melee started." – Nick Nurse at his postgame presser on what happened at the end of the game.
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Embiid better go for 35 and 14 tomorrow or we’re sending his ass down to the Blue Coats no cap
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Sixers didn’t sell a pick because Morey saved the owners literally like $25M dollars tonight lol
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If you know me, you know I’m a Sixers sicko. Started during the Barros years (yup), the rise and fall of Iverson, Stefanski and the Philly Max, Doug Collins and the Show Ya Luv era, Hinkie and the Process and never once felt like I do now about the team. Totally checked out.
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If you bought any Harden licensed Sixers apparel since February you should be entitled to join a class action lawsuit
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If the Sixers want to give Tuck 30M it’s whatever. Embiid asked for him basically by name and Daryl loves him. He’s fine. But if you’re using
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+ Matisse to simply clear space, that’s brutal. Can only hope that part isn’t true and any corresponding move would be more meaningful
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The degree to which Sixers fans undervalue and underappreciate what Tobias Harris adds to this team currently and his ability to improve even more is completely mind boggling.
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If the Sixers trade 3 firsts and give a maximum extension to Jimmy Butler I’ll throw myself off the Ben Franklin Bridge no parody
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I’m not even down bad about the Sixers. It’s actually worse. I just don’t care.
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Years of Sixers podcasts and blogs analyzing the Sixers can be summed up like this: Embiid’s never been good enough/healthy enough to singlehandedly drag the Sixers to the ECF AND the Sixers have never built a surrounding cast good enough to withstand without Joel on the court
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I promise I’m ready to go absolutely stupid about the Sixers. Like real ignorant
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Good morning - the Sixers have 27 games left and (8) EIGHT are against teams with winning records.
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You: focused on tonight, consumed with hatred for Ben
Me: thinking about Monday, ready to battle each and every Jokic stan
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However annoyed you might be at Matisse, taking shots at his dead mom is just a horrific look. Pls stop
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Last years Hawks series was on Ben. If Sixers are the first team to blow a 3-0 lead in basketball, Embiid is gonna have to own that for life
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To my eye, the Sixers have only a Reggie Bullock sized hole left to fill on the roster and they’ll be set
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I can watch a Sixers game like a normie on my couch for about two and a half quarters before I have to get up and stand two feet from my TV like a pensive psycho
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We fucked up bad if Ben for Haliburton and Barnes was on the table
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With extreme reluctance, I have once again put on my Sixers t-shirt and am saying go Sixers
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Ben Simmons has now twice this season gone to the line, with a game in the balance, and calmly sunk two free throws. Just an observation.
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Worst part of tomorrow is even if the Sixers get out to a nice big lead I’ll still be completely terrified. Maybe moreso
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Officially cashed out this morning as a Sixers (co-)season ticketholder after 4 seasons. Bittersweet. Absolutely awesome seats (right off the escalator, 1st row aisle) but couldn't stomach the price increases and the thought of giving this ownership group any more of our money.
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Al Horford will literally shank you guess we’d do it for THJ and Seth hard to say goodbye to such a tough guy but just wanna look out for Luka here
The Mavs will pursue “a tough vet” this offseason
Member of the Mavs front office, “We need to get some dogs.”
(Via
@espn_macmahon
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Kris Dunn and Naji Marshall would be some nice dirty work guys for Philly
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Sixers FA targets ranked (PGs):
1) Pat Beverley
2) Seth Curry
3) George Hill
4) Cory Joseph
5) Shabazz Napier
6) Brad Wanamaker
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Oubre should obviously be back. 28 year old athletic wing that found a home. Hope he takes the Bobby Portis path with a little bump next year and a bigger raise once his early Bird rights kick in.
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There's NO WAY Zhaire Smith could be as harmful as Mike Scott is out there tonight unless he took his shoes off and started swinging them like nunchucks.
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If you have Sixers season tix and are pissed about next yr here’s what you do (assuming you are keeping). Stop selling on Stubhub. Sixers get a piece of every transaction. There is a big enough Sixers community online to find buyers, pay w/ PayPal or Venmo, and just transfer tix.
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Nobody:
Keith Pompey: Bruh if Jimmy Butler and Tobias leave this summer, they won't be here next season.
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Willingly accepting all Sixers losses in exchange for Phillies wins right now. Sorry not sorry. It’s how you end a season not how you start it anyway
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At least one thing we can agree on, whatever happens with the Sixers it’s sure to go terribly wrong
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I said the Sixers should beat the piss out of the Wolves and Ben ended up choking out KAT.
I said Embiid needed to go for 35 and 14 or get sent to Delaware and he basically did.
What should we bully/slander the Sixers into next?
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Glass half full: if the Sixers just win all their home playoff games they only need to win 1 out of every 4 road games
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I can’t believe the Sixers are going to make me get up and stand in front of my TV 12:30 at night. I’m annoyed
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Regrettably, I have no choice but to stan Grant Williams now
I support all my guys on the team and your brother because I love the man he is and who he inspires the youth to be. Full respect to all the hate he goes through and the talent he has but on Eagles v Cowboys it’ll always be Fly Birds Fly🤞🏽.
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Gonna claim Sixersmania when I steal an ATV and ride it down Broad after the Sixers win the championship
Attorney for Capitol defendant Anthony Antonio said his client had “Foxitus” and “Foxmania” from watching six months of Fox News and started “believing what was being fed to him” by Fox News and the president.
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Extremely possible, actually
Impossible not to love this Knicks team.
Five tough guys on the floor at all times hustling their asses off, Brunson making the most incredible shots, Thibs screaming from the sidelines, and an amazing MSG crowd to match the on-court energy.
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The thing about sports, in general, and the Sixers, for me, is that no matter how pissed or frustrated you are with your team they always suck you back in. I can hardly breathe this morning.
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Sixers MUST pluck one of Delon Wright, Tyus Jones, or Monte Morris from the Wiz. I can’t handle another season with no backup PG
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Official stance on each member of Sixers roster 2 weeks out from the deadline:
- Embiid: untouchable
- Simmons: untouchable
- Tobias: not on my watch
- Josh: over my dead body
- Horford: available
- Matisse: too handsome not available
- Korkmaz: 👀
- Ennis: no trade clause
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Ainge was the worst, man. Truly. People love to point out the assets the Sixers or other teams have wasted. That was light work for Danny. Go back and look at the treasure trove they were sitting on at one point. Embarrassing
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*Magic Johnson voice* If the Sixers win tonight they’ll be up 3-0 and one game away from a sweep
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If Daryl can somehow get PG to “only” take $200M over 4 years it would open up so many options this summer
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If no Ben trade, Daryl should consider trying to see if any team will take Kork. Shake can be the backup PG (at least as good as Furk) and it frees up minutes for Joe. Would lower the Sixers tax bill too, if you’re into things like that.
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The Sixers had 11 more turnovers than the Celtics and the Celtics took 10 more shots. And the Sixers still managed to have the lead going into the 4th. If the Sixers clean up the turnovers and dominate the boards, they actually have a shot in this series.
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Sipping coffee, thinking about a Ben Simmons trade like a completely normal and functioning Philadelphia sports fan
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Sixers next 5:
- Thurs: @ Wizards
- Sat: Cavs who will be playing on a B2B
- Sun: Raptors and we'll be playing on a B2B
- Tues: Nugs who will be on the last game of a 4 game roadtrip and their 4th game in 6 nights
- Thurs: @ Celts who will be playing on a B2B (coming from Indy)
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My advice to Sixers fan whether you loved or hated Jimmy or somewhere in between is just move on. Tobias and JRich are here with Ben and Jo. Horford is great (and expensive) Embiid insurance. Franchise saving night for real.
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I think I’m at the point where this is what I believe. A good GM waits for the off-season to do a sign-and-trade for Harden with Ben. A great GM picks up some help now while positioning the team to sign Harden outright this summer. Said.
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I love my wife dearly but the way she loads a dishwasher is a war crime
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In all seriousness, when you see what Brunson is doing, and what Maxey did tonight, whatever ends up happening this series, there needs to be a concerted effort to make Tyrese the focal point offensively going forward
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I think Daryl Morey should simply let me know what offers are on the table for Ben and let me decide
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Anybody who puts Maxey in the trade machine is a certified SCUMBAG
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Washington could likely walk away from the deadline with Fox or Simmons on a rookie max versus being in line for a Beal 5 year supermax, get off Bertans AND Dinwiddie, and get back a couple of first round picks and just won’t do it. Infuriating.
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some people are missing the point w/ why Horford going to the bench was so important. Definitely not *just* change for change sake. First, it alters the rotation in a meaningful way where both Embiid & Horford’s minutes can be condensed allowing them to be fresher while on court.
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If the Sixers can resign Ennis, continue to develop Matisse, and stay patient with Zhaire, the Sixers will have a league average amount of playable wings for the first time this century.
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I can’t believe some of you dumb motherfuckers wanted to trade Matisse
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The coke in Miami must be unbelievable
Matt Barnes just confirmed on The Jump that he's heard that the Heat are trying to pair Jimmy Butler and Bradley Beal.
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The Sixers treating 2nd round picks like pennies at the draft and two-dollar bills at the deadline is something I'll never understand
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If tonight is any indication, I’m going to have a MASSIVE heart attack some time in May or June
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He’d be on the Acela to Philly if this were true
NBA GM defines asking price for Bradley Beal: ‘3 unprotected 1st-rounders, 2 pick swaps, young player and expiring contract’
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Fultz 5-15 last night. Trae Young 5-14 Wed night. DSJ shot 6-19 versus PHOENIX. It's almost like it's not easy being a young guard in the NBA.
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Sixers Medical Staff Guy 1: Hey Tobias just grabbed his knee and is limping around, should we sub him out and check him?
Sixers Medical Staff Guy 2: Na.
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If PG happens, I wonder if Morey throws some of those picks at New Orleans to try and get one of Herb Jones (insane value contract) or Trey Murphy (insane shooter, low cap hit, restricted free agent next summer). I (sadly) do not see the Markkanen move if PG comes
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Do people just not know how old Beal is. Hint: he’s THREE years younger than Dame and FOUR years younger than Harden. He doesn’t turn 30 for another YEAR AND A HALF. I feel like I’m on crazy pills!
One thing Beal, Dame and Harden have in common is they're all players you wish you had 4 years ago more than 4 years from now.
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Daryl is truly a real one for giving us a little buyout slop. Was going through slop withdrawal
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If signing Embiid to the supermax extension is such a no-brainer then isn’t it more important that whatever Morey does with Ben is geared more towards setting up the team for the next 5 years rather than the next 1?
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