Nishawahi load betting account yangu na 2k nikaamua kufwatilia slips za tipsters wa tl siku mzima nikiwekelea 50 kila slip without changing anything 😂 from 7am. By 2pm naona wanaquote hizo tweets na congratulations lakini huko kwa account yangu ni moshi na kilio tupu 😂. Frauds!

@_Vivianmueni Hio ni poa

Hizi ndio gani tena 😂

I am not raised in those hugs and kisses family. Physical touch with parents was so minimal so kuna time my father asked me to help him "untwist" his neck or something like that and I felt like I was touching live electric wires with bare hands😂 Nilishindwa bana

@iamjuddah Kiss FM

Someone goes with his mechanic on a test drive before buying the car and end up crushing and dying on the spot

@_Wanyonyi1 Very hot buana, gobbled 3 sodas today inthe afternoon

@yvonnebuluma Hio ya laana ndio inatelezesha vizuri pretty girl usitutishe

Lakini chocolate ya below 1k is an insult to your woman. You just had to set aside 5k from your Dec bonus for Feb 14th bro😂

@iamjuddah A house is better...no rent no worries. Then a car then a wife

Nikupate na dem wangu ati umekuja co parenting ntakupiga mahead butt mingi sana bois

@_salim_ke 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You show your woman how some woman sent you a joke (she's funny by the way😂) and she grabs the phone, calls the comedian and starts a fight over the phone. Kwani nyinyi watu hamjuangi jokes?😂

@_Sakko All grandpas from siaya story zao za kufuga nyoka hutokea after their burial. What I heard about mine mi sijai amini. That's not who I knew

@joxecugnot @Iano5_ We weka ukitaka kugain weight and look smooth

@Dr_AustinOmondi Unajua sijalala, ni wewe nangoja ulete hii chai

Mimi hutumia avocado, naoga na borehole water na nipake arimis and still look like sweet 16 to wamama wa harrier.

Rumours zinasema ata chocolate ya 500 hawanunui. Bottom of the barrel nigggas😂

I don't know about you but to me, a woman undressing for you is enough gift for every other special day and occasion. Mi hufeel sex is so deep. It's more than that action and kissing and tight grips and hugs. There's nothing close to that feeling inthe universe.

We take random taxi rides at night akinipea moshene za watu ata sijui huko mjengo yao😂 Looks like I am still safe 😂