Abashwili
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MAN U. Don't settle at the bottom of the food chain bro 💀💀💀
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Nishawahi load betting account yangu na 2k nikaamua kufwatilia slips za tipsters wa tl siku mzima nikiwekelea 50 kila slip without changing anything 😂 from 7am. By 2pm naona wanaquote hizo tweets na congratulations lakini huko kwa account yangu ni moshi na kilio tupu 😂. Frauds!
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Me preparing
to go buy where I end up
airpods in CBD
in CBD
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My pal anakapitia. He stepped up but wife hamtrust na baby girl wake since day one na wamekaa a year and half. The wife hubeba mtoto adi akiendea kiberiti kwa duka hapo nje ya gate. Why would a woman do that na huyu ni mtoto umelea from birth?
Lesson:
DON'T STEP UP BRO💀
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@amoh_tesh
And you are proud of your actions son?
You should be ashamed!
Your mama must be very disgusted wherever she is
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Word is that these are not thugs.
Allegedly they are officers who might have been investigating Meru murder. Explains why no other police officer wanted to respond to those gunshots(40) and their bodies were there for over 6hrs.
Hata mimi siwezi toka station kusema ukweli
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@wakariowa
Yani uwache mtu anasomesha 300people some overseas uende upigie mwingine tick ju ya chama 😂. Ukiwaambia hawana akili watauliza matusi ni ya nini 😂
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@_GreatnessTupu
Huyo hajui greatness ya kushower na bae kwa bafu ya ploti alafu mmepangisha watu line hapo nje wanawakemea kama shetani 😂
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@eduzmi
Hakuna kitu ngumu kwa mwanaume kama kuprocess losing his family(not death) while he was doing everything right!
It totally destroys him. He might lose his will to live, to work, to develop his life.
That man needs friends close to him regularly
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@georgediano
@jeffgakuya
Ebu ulizia recruitment ni lini nikapresent hii yangu hainanga kazi kabisaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@JemGurru
It happens alot especially ukianza 2-0😂...you will be there raising someone's kids in the name of love and progressive male😂. Wewe ukijaribu kutia kitu ndani anafinya delete 😂. Ukizusha pia anahama ju ulimtafutia kazi kubwa kuliko yako badala ya kumtia mimba kwanza 🤣
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@polo_kimanii
Za kwangu nazungusha ndio ifunguke, town nafinya button, kilimani ni kuwekelea tu mkono sasa za westi zinataka kuongeleshwa!
Tumechoka bana😂
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@C_NyaKundiH
Wamerusha mtu mali 😂... how many foreigners are in this country with expired work permit kwanza hao wachina but you can't touch them?
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@Masana_kerario
Kuna time nilishikwa na contraband, mdosi kuja kunitoa akarushwa ndani na 30k yake. We spent 2 days mdosi wa mdosi akatutoa na 60Gs. A real hell!😂
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@iMugeh
Hii maisha kila mtu ni candidate wa negative stuff compared to a few wa positive stuff. Usiwahi jipiga kifua😂
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@Keam_254
300? Most likely you don't have it and doesn't use it 😂
Hio kitu ni 580 we mzee.... when was the last time uliingia hio section kwa supermarket?😂
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@MediaMK
Morio hataki kumarry bana. The moment unafurnish hao tu hivi bibi sijui hutokea wapi 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@254_icon
Ukiingia religion huwa unawacha logic hapo nje kwa mlango 😂.
Those two are enemies kama maji na mafuta 😂
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@yinkssss
You don't just lose weight by starving yourself! Your ex should have helped you reduce weight by accompanying you to the gym and help you get good diet to support your weight lose journey. Men, treat your women right!
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@algotron_ke
@Lucy_Leeron
Wazungu hufurahishwa na rugs to riches story but we who know him well will always call him out!
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@Josh001J
Huyu amidst all that confusion allow her in. Send your caretaker akuletee dera huko nje ni 300 bob tu as you prepare some tea and later escort her kwa stage aelekee kwake.
She's still processing why someone would do that to her so don't take advantage.
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@PhillipMacloud
Hio stenje hukuwa lucrative, kuna siku nilikutana na blue boys wawili wakicelebrate wamepostiwa huko 🤣🤣🤣
Shida ni walikuwa wamefungua kazi na mimi 🤣🤣🤣
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@AdvBarryRoux
I am from Kenya but I never miss South Africa's Sunday twitter😂😂😂😂😂.
Who else Kenyan in here?
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@Osama_otero
Marriage is not as hard as you guys put it. Kuna wenye mpaka hawajui where their next meal will come from but wanajua wakiamka bibi aende hivi na bwana aende hivi watarudi na kitu jioni na wako tu sawa.
Shida ni, they married pple they don't know & they don't truly love
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@polo_kimanii
Hio biashara inakuanga jealousy guarded na ni ya Siri kuliko freemason. Hao ni wezi mwanangu 😂
Na wakimaliza kukupora wanaweza kuingiza uzito huko nyuma usiangukie mtegoni mwanangu 😂
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@iWateba
Cutting cost for the organization for what? Pay those guys what they deserve! Unacut cost na pesa si yako, company is not yours nor your family's...watu wamee akili 😂😂
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@call_mevicky
@bevalynekwambo3
@_CrazyNairobian
Huyu alimaliza game after 3secs of honest work mamaa akamsho wacha nipande juu leo utajua ni kwa nini kanga hana manyoya kwa shingo 😂😂😂😂
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@FmuliKE
Lakini you should not wail loud if your wife slept with another man. It's her mistake! You either silently forgive her or silently walk away.
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@DjEynie
Hio kitu ikiangushwa mbele yako unafaa unaipiga teke design Ronaldo hupiga free kick 😂😂😂😂
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@osoroKE
NTV sio capital FM, she had to apologize 😂😂😂... shame is all over her face she couldn't even look straight at the camera!
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@derroh_
Only way I am sending a woman 107k is when she's my wife na anataka ni top up tumwage material ya kujenga nyumba 😂
Dating stage haiwezi 😂
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@epcogal
If we are being honest, you don't get pregnant in your parents house! She's angry at the wrong people. Her boyfriend should be the one facing all that anger not her parents who said "no baby, we raised you & now you are all grown and a mommy, just go start your life away from us"
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@Its_Roddie
You guys think too much 😂😂😂...yani unakaa chini unakachora na inaingiana🤣🤣🤣... hats off and we bow man😂😂😂
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@Shikohkihika
@iamjoseh_
Hakuna cha mature up hapa, mseme tu mnataka kuficha huyo dem uchi but truth ni alimess! Ingekuwa my pal Mulamwah ndio amemess you all would be on his neck like 😂
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@Thereallisadena
You can't be addicted to what you do not do for yourself/ by yourself whenever wherever
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@Sir_Onserio
@Gesonso1
Those are two consenting adults somewhere far from her home. Hakuna cha bibi ya wenyewe hapo.
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@LarryMadowo
It got something for you Larry 😂😂😂😂. .stop including everyone in that problem 😂😂
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@CureAbrams
Wah!!! This is bigggg!!! Ama ni wao walipiga kazi then links had to be erased coz ain't no way!!!
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@evenmaina
You remind me of my story. When I was a child, there were 4 families with toddlers but I was the eye catching one. Out of jealousy, jirani alinimwagia maji moto and claimed that nilivuta sufuria nikitambaa ikanimwagikia. Her child confessed. My mom nearly killed her 😂
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@Bossyator
Why do they modify these trucks?
It's not about the weight because that bucket is standard in Kenya right?
Usipokaa rada utashangaa sana😂.. utaona nikama either quantity surveyor alikuwa mavitu working on your project or contractor anakukula 😂
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@Dee_Kiluu
Employers need to understand that majority of us bring out different personalities depending on the current environment.
You are a different person at work compared to when you are at home or in church. Social media is not exempted when it comes to personality/behavioral change
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@MakenaMakena3
Maybe huyo billionaire granny aliambia Wachira choke me daddy and he took it seriously 😂😂😂....ata mimi opportunity kama
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@nyacachunga
@tinaokore
Maji si unalipa Nairobi water na stima KPLC, takataka kuna boys waukujia 200 Sundays, security guy mkitoa kila nyumba 2k end month mnamlipa poa sana, service charge inakuanga ya nini sasa 😂😂😂
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@AndyKe_
Nimeondokea hapo riggy G... Ati what?
A whole year mtu anatusi tu opposition, nothing solid to show about it except kupea watu mchele na nyama alafu you are saying what? Kijana 😂😂.... Hamtoki block soon 😂😂
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@Kamaitha
Sasa 2m ni pesa ya kushinda umetoroka toroka kama murderer? Ingia Sabina Joy, walk out with empty balls after a month and tell Kinoti ndio huyu mimi sasa, ulikuwa unasemaje?😂
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@ShankiAustine
Mi siwezi kuwa na pesa na nilalie mifupa usiku buana. Bibi lazima atoshane na mheshimiwa Omanga 😂
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Don't take a loan to start a business. Take it to expand instead. Nililearn the hard way uzuri mjengo ni mingi 😂
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@2300_hours
Someone asked why are you guys not involving the DCI or law enforcement which you have not mentioned in your thread.
We should be seeing his face all over wanted by the police. But it seems ni nyinyi tu mnamtafuta. Why?
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@KhalifKairo
My high school teacher who seemed to be just any other guy quit, went back to school and is now a tech bro and runs his tech company. Bought his first car kitu last year, something which seemed to be a dream that will never materialize.
What you said is true.
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@JemGuru
Reminds me of someone, girl was so fine akapotea like 2yrs then came back still hot(selfies) was so much into me(2wks) and I decided to make it easy for her by asking her to be mine akanihit na "uko sure utawezana na sisi wenye tuko na watoto" like what!?😂😂
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@umoja_news
Huko ni kwa mastruggling rich kids who live in their parents' past glory.
Wajaribu hio upuzi hii pande yetu huwa tunafunga mlango alafu tunamsho sema vizuri gari ni ngapi 😂
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@bevalynekwambo3
Enda wholesale, buy both families food in bulk, mafua ya kupika 10 liters 2300, mchele gunia 25kgs 2300, sugar 25kgs 4600, Sabuni ya unga 25kgs 1500, Bar Soap na remaining unga dozen ya 12kgs each... it's enough to push them for at least 2 months
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@_jahom
Don't fight a heavily built man especially a Luo. Hao watu hukupiga makofi pekee kama mtoto 😂
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@Kimuzi_
I think Kisumu is the cleanest CBD in Kenya closely followed by Eldoret. Nairobi ata tusiongee😂😂😂
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@Dacha33695637
@ItsMutai
It's definitely the bottle. Alcohol huweka mtu kwa kitanda some days ask every true alcoholic huku nje. But he will overcome.
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@gallafta
I pushed one to tell me just one and I had to tell her to stop giving more information 😂
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@KBCChannel1
This is the truth we need to hear and take action. He started talking about mwananchi matters and they cut him short with asante. This government has not put mwananchi matters as a priority and it shows
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We attended burial ya pal's grandpa. He told me shosh akiwa alive people used to visit every December, almost 100people mostly complete families.
But tangu wamzike 3yrs ago mzee hajai tembelewa na hata 1 complete family.
I don't know about you but this scares me as a man.
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@RoyMukora
Go to church to pray, try to get hold of what I can and leave the rest to nature iende na flow.
When going through tough times as a man usikubali kujifungia kwa nyumba until things calm down. Go out everyday, meet friends & new people regularly.
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@EngJohnMachari1
Kuna vitu pesa haziwezi nunua 😂
Kwani hakuona Karen Nyamu 💀?
Mbona hakupugwa through pass kwa Sabina Chege? 😂
Na hio pesa yote?💔🚮
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@polo_kimanii
Hakuna kitu kama Colourism hapa. People are allowed to choose what their desires dictate. Same way women pick rich men is the same way a man will pick a beautiful light skin amongst her peers. It's all natural
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@Inya_twilitu
I have worked for someone back then who used to pay me even before my sweat dries according to the bible so that his children who are in foreign land are not mistreated by their employers.
This man's family is so blessed, I think it's because of how he treats those below him
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@polo_kimani
Hufai kulala hio town ata unless you have some unfinished business to attend to.
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@Kabogo_Henry
These cracks only appears when it rains. Meaning there's a space down there which needs to be filled and water helps by weakening and breaking the soil.
This means that the split is happening at an alarming speed. We might witness this in under 50yrs
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@Stan_Subru
Huko hakunanga kitu fire, pussy so dry and deeper kuliko bass ya woofer yangu...alafu it's loose kuliko morals za Nairobi girls fuck that shit 😂😂😂... don't buy! Ni scum!!🤣🤣🤣
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Niliuliza bei ya viti nikaambiwa 46k from that day hio echo mi huskia ju ya vile hao ni empty is my happiness 😂😂😂
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