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25 • fur mom • addicted to iced coffee + playing my lil games 🎮 • 🅿️ mushr00mbabe • $Lilbxbykait
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just seen a tiktok where this girl asked her bf for pads with wings so he got her pads & 36 chicken wings 💀
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Can someone explain why you need to have a degree to be a receptionist like??? let me dress business cute & answer phones at my lil desk
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all y'all saying "you dont" then why are all these office receptionist jobs require a bachelor's on indeed 😭
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her story is actually so sad. she would still be the ultimate pop star rn if her management didn't fuck her over.
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hate coloring with a toddler cause here I am minding my business, coloring MY coloring page & here comes picasso
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Idk making fun of innocent babies is just not funny to me and is so weird?? like he's a baby??
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So now my current job is offering me a manger position making $14.50 an hour bc they don't want me to leave idk what to do
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receptionists jobs on indeed in my area require a fucking bachelor's degree to make $15 an hour. they've turned college into a scam & just want you in debt 😭
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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worked in salons as a receptionist, started working in customer service for the next couple years then became a stay at home mom. It's not that I lack "drive" or "skill" I'm just literally getting back into the work field & realizing how drastically it has changed. Good day
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everyone calling this weaponized incompetence doesn't actually know the definition,man is clearly confused & just wants his girl happy 😌
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y'all realize BV is caused by literally anything? Your period, your underwear, tight pants, your diet, your PARTNER'S diet, semen etc. so much internalized misogyny going on &bignorance, mostly from women smh
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• buy Bella Hadid's cosmetic line
• don't buy from Charlotte Tilbury
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A lot of y'all are making assumptions so let me just shut it down real quick.
I graduated high school a year early while also attending a trade school to get my cosmetology license. I did summer school & night school plus put in over 1000s of hours in a salon while also STUDYING
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that blank stare into oblivion and thinking "dude what the fuck" is necessary sometimes 😂
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@HughHoult
I would think my work history in customer service would do that but alrighty lmao
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When having separated parents, I always liked my dad more than my mom, why? Bc he wasn't the default parent. He bought me everything I wanted, didn't have rules & let me do whatever. Only saw him on weekends. My mom was the actual PARENT & I didn't appreciate until I got older
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wild how having $200 leftover from a paycheck now means you're living "comfortably"
one life emergency and youre broke 💀
I’m confused. She said she paid all her bills and still has 2-300 left over. But claims she’s living WORSE than paycheck to paycheck? Does she know what that phrase means? I’m convinced a large swath of white Americans believe they’re poor when they’re actually comfortably middle
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@tinotonitini_
No literally bc I used to watch the show Skins which had both girls in it then when I started finding Carter, it also bothered me 😂 like???
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@Underrated_Dom
@SouthlandPost
In the caption she said she was cleaning the baby’s room & the dad was supposed to be watching/helping.
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I feel sometimes these popular mom influencers get pregnant like every year bc they don't have the ability to actually make good content that is interesting so they just keep popping up pregnant
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Literally preying on ppl who are financially struggling so she can make more money & benefit her?? I-
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@_celia_bedelia_
I'm so confused lmao not wanting to be exposed to others period blood is pretty valid 😂
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Got denied food stamps bc my man was arrested 10 YEARS AGO for a misdemeanor?? Like can anything go right
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You all do realize that Gypsy served her time and that's why she's free? Not because of social media uproar. I'm tired of seeing "you're praising her freedom while x,y,z sit in prison"
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getting clean and fixing the bond & relationship with your child will always be a win
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Hey
@netflix
what’s the point of paying for “up to 4 screens” if we can’t have up to 4 people use the account & share our password now?
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my man has been forced to work 12 hour shifts 6 days a week (7PM-7AM) for 2 years now, the new guy gets day shift & only has to work I hours cause his wife works in the office??? Shit is a JOKE
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Everyone telling me to “get a part time job” to avoid feeling isolated as a stay at home mom, I’ve been with my son everyday all day since he was BORN, he’s about to be three. It’s just not that easy to do, I don’t trust daycares.
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hate when my toddler says I'm wrong about simple things, like my guy I have 25 years experience and you just called a bird a squirrel but IM WRONG
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Add on// I'm aware a receptionist is more than just answering phones & dressing cute. I was just scrolling through indeed & was surprised by how drastically everything has changed. I made a joke and tweeted into the void not expecting it to blow up & offend the receptionists
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Apparently complaining into the void works bc my man just got a call back for a supervisor position making $21 an hour 😭😭😭
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@neidenfeuhr317
That shit is the WORST feeling & I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Start shaking, feeling like you're gonna throw up 😭
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me searching on indeed: retail part time
Indeed: best i can do is RN or CNA
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showering is not a break. having a moment to eat is not a break. having time to clean is not a break. What’s so hard with this concept.
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In case y’all forgot or don’t know, Turbo Tax is being investigated by the IRS don’t use them to do your taxes!!
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walmart wanting to charge people to use self checkout? Y'all were the ones who took the cashiers away the fuck💀
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@KatieCroston
When I was a kid I wrote that my mom had "zits all over her body" when in reality she just had freckles bc she's a red head LMAO
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@aliviammoreno
This is what I was saying to my man last night after I got off work, I don't understand why they wouldn't offer me the position/pay raise when they knew I was struggling & honestly, I deserved a promotion or raise for what I do there. I work way beyond my wage tbh
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Potting training is hard af. Everyone told me "wait for him to be ready" well he's almost 3 & a half, I can't wait anymore. He has 0 interest.
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This was my test yesterday, very clearly a faint line & today... negative. I'm so confused 😭😭
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I'm not gonna support Jenelle Evans cause she NOW decides to separate from David, after calling your son a liar & allowing him to get beat up on by your husband?? You will never redeem yourself to me sorry lol.
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so I'm from a small town (like population 500) and they never made y'all learn to line dance in school? Or was mine just very yeehaw💀
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@MaryQuiteUSA
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A degree....to answer phones & provide quality customer service?? Insanity.
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I posted his face. His car. MY story of what he did to me & its gotten over 500+ shares. I hope he's as scared as I was, now everyone knows who he is.
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am I selfish for wanting this Mother’s Day to be about me being celebrated and not my MIL like we do every year 🥲
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@ehs06702
All companies have a receptionist so they will always need someone at the desk lol
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The district manager at my job put in a complaint abt me bc I wear a hoodie that's not store colored & it's like, pay me more than $9.50 an hour & maybe ill have extra $$ to buy one?? So petty dude
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Lmao happy Mother’s Day to me, this is why I keep my mouth shut
am I selfish for wanting this Mother’s Day to be about me being celebrated and not my MIL like we do every year 🥲
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I had to use the klarna app just to get groceries,imagine having to take out a loan for basic necessities. This country sucks
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all bills are paid, rents paid & we're left with $14 to our name for the week🥲 living the dream
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HE GOT THE JOB 😭
Apparently complaining into the void works bc my man just got a call back for a supervisor position making $21 an hour 😭😭😭
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I can always tell who's new on mom Twitter cause they're always in the arguments, everyday. Once you've been here for years, you just mind your business 😂
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y'all gotta stop blasting your ex's to then lay back up with them, this girl on FB "exposed" her bf for talking to dudes & now they're back together TUH
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one thing I didn't anticipate when being a parent, once they find a movie they like you better be prepared to watch it for the next month
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Katy Perry shaming a 25 year old mom for having 3 kids on American idol?? Why is she still there lmao
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Not one person asked for this
The Hawk Tuah girl is reportedly close to signing a deal for a reality show about her life
Via TMZ
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@rKreeg
Her record label ceased to function and lost its distribution, but it would not release her from her contract. The move put JoJo's entire career on hold because she had unknowingly signed away the rights to her own voice as a minor.
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this just in: if you don't post your child on TWITTER, it means you don't have custody of said child
@mushr00mbabe
Must not have custody of the human just the car bc you only rep your cat on your page 🤣
Typical of a shroom babe
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I get wanting to have an “aesthetic pleasing” home/life but please allow your children to express THEMSELVES. get them that shirt with a dinosaur on it, get those bluey bed sheets.
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@seraphinarose74
Yeah I feel it was a lot easier to get jobs that normally shouldn't require a degree (but they do now) like my mom is a sales rep but now some of those jobs require a degree luckily she just has YEARS of experience so she gets hired.
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honestly this movie was ahead of its time, cyberbullying is worse now & some kids even grown ADULTS should watch this movie & take fucking notes
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This was my first time seeing a video with this joke. Had no clue multiple people had done this, I did not know the OG video was a black creator, so I apologize. please stop coming for my neck?? Lmfao
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bro your own child is in foster care after being abused by YOUR husband???
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so if we ever financially be able to have another kid, should I stick with a K name or not? I'm kaitlin, my bf is kaleb & our son is kaelen.
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my mans friend was giving him shit for wanting to leave the bar at a decent time to come home & his friend goes "are you scared of kait or something & my man says " no I respect her and I love going home to my family"
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@PekoLessThan3
In indiana, that's decent pay bc minimum wage is still 7.50 an hour here & the daycare job I got is only 13.50
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some of your guys opinions on Arianna Grande & acting so nonchalant about what she did is very... telling & actually disappointing. she didn't just ruin a relationship like in the past, she helped ruin a FAMILY.
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so many people outing themselves as child abusers or future child abusers, all over a kid eating some food. don’t have kids if you don’t have patience to deal with minuscule things like this
This is some rude as shit,I didn’t even take 1 bite!
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honestly to make fun of someone's teeth is 100% fucking gross ass behavior
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people using Small Bump by Ed Sheeran to show off their born children when the song is about st*ll birth 😭😭 read the room people
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@courttluvv
I love in Indiana and I am not surviving lol I'm late on rent, my electric is about to be shut off & lose my care insurance lol. I pay rent plus ALL utilities
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I lose my boy next Monday and I'm not okay. BUT I'm determined to give him the best week, lots of cat nip & treats 😭
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not me trying to discreetly buy lube at walmart and they now make an associate walk you up to self check out with the lube 😭
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y’all laughing at Britt Barbie getting leaked are literally laughing at child porn, disgusting.
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I don’t think schools should do field trips unless they make it accessible for every single child. no reason a child should have to stay back while the rest of their class has fun simply cause they couldn’t afford the field trip cost.
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I had a son so I quite literally did grow a pair
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Thank you all for the advice on food stamps but I don't feel comfortable lying on a federal form about my child's father haha. If I don't include him then they want me to go after him for child support which i will not do bc we live together.
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some of y’all will be in constant drama for years and still scream you aren’t the problem💀
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absolutely. lets smoke down and clean this up together
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I already made a tiktok about this.
55 kids a day go missing in foster care, mass shootings are still a problem, kids are still being held in ICE camps, the Arctic is melting, forests are burning & y’all choose a $10-$15 drugstore mascara ad to cause an uproar about.
I have to know what you all think about this whole Mikayla/L’Oréal lie cause I’m flabbergasted fr…
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he tried one last meow 😭😭 I'm in fucking shambles this is not fair
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my man and I were bickering about money, this man goes "you come home with your fucking knick knacks" LMAO
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so in our lease it says if any repairs need to be made, just show the landlord our recept for the repair & he'll take it off our rent for that month. Problem is I don't have the funds to replace an entire fucking water heater that we've barely even used, been here 4 month.
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