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SSBU ELITE SMASH ROSTER: 10/89 parry expert UCSD - BS Neurobiology ‘23 ♈︎ ♐︎ ♉︎ 🇲🇽/🇳🇮

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@mulkahdiiv
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1 year
Twitter took to check most liked posts from a user Place these terms into the twitter search bar From: twitter user min_faves: some number that you want set as the min likes
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@mulkahdiiv
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5 months
Why can’t two bottoms fall in love? Lesbians do it all the time 😒
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@mulkahdiiv
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8 months
Life of being 5’5. Everything has to be shopped as XS 😭 and most stores won’t carry that
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@mulkahdiiv
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8 months
To a new year. Merry Cwismas!
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 months
It’s been so long since I’ve been touched, and I almost exploded when the barber started cutting behind my ear and neck 🥴
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@mulkahdiiv
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@mulkahdiiv
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7 months
So embarrassing, I almost nodded off during my haircut when I closed my eyes 😅
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 months
Waiting for my oil change at Walmart. Scared a crackhead when I asked if what he was smoking was Tina. He said no I don’t know him 🤣💀
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 years
@J45198198 @L_isforleafy @skomington @itsdreyx @rikiathekeeper The boys should be selling feet pics too 😂. Don’t hate the game, play along
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@mulkahdiiv
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5 months
Happy cake day to me! 🎂🎉
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@mulkahdiiv
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1 year
Time to get loaded up 😜
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@mulkahdiiv
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8 months
So fucking wasted idk how I’m gonna wake up at 10 am to make it to LA for Forever midnight
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@mulkahdiiv
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10 months
These winter months make everyone kinder. I think it’s because of the desire to snuggle with someone you love. It’s odd how the cold thaws even my cat’s heart to embrace me after work
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@mulkahdiiv
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8 months
@AlbusAndEye @J_acks0n Beefcake hunter be like
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@mulkahdiiv
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9 months
Maybe I AM the problem in the way of my happiness ❤️‍🩹
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@mulkahdiiv
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1 year
@themdies @erikofalltrades Imma use that “I wouldn’t even want to fuck you missionary and look you in the eyes”. Saved under my burn bridges Rolodex
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@mulkahdiiv
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@aaronrrey I’d ask him to send the link
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@mulkahdiiv
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Need Metamucil ASAP 🫃 #therumbling #gaythanize
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@mulkahdiiv
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@boyinblonde @ThePopTingz Those are probably the crabs
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@mulkahdiiv
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1 year
Es modelo time
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@mulkahdiiv
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9 months
Did some beard upkeep and bought some weed cartridges. Looks like no one is hiring so fuck it 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@mulkahdiiv
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11 months
desperté hoy greñudo y hinchado 🫃
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@mulkahdiiv
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6 months
I’ve gotta pick up the pace on exercising. 4 months till pride 😣
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@mulkahdiiv
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8 months
Anyway, these are some highlights from last night
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@mulkahdiiv
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5 months
19 vs now (5 years)
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@mulkahdiiv
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1 year
Someone’s incontinent dog shat on the floor at work and the some other old dude was bitching about his pre paid card not working but it was entirely him not understanding it was a coin scratch off for the code. What a glorious day!
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@mulkahdiiv
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4 months
List of my most hated ff7 characters: kyrie, yuffie and Elena
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@mulkahdiiv
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7 months
I swear one day my kinks are gonna send me to an early grave
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@mulkahdiiv
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6 months
“Show your eyes, and grieve with your heart. Come to the shadows and prepare to depart!”
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@mulkahdiiv
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11 months
@Bibbobaggins1 @ievans40 Loving the scary movie vibes of this 💀🤣
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 years
@A_A_ron2396 @VPAGONart @dannyonfilm Wdym jump? we saw wanda had the potential to inflict harm many times in the series. If anything it goes to show that wanda is a tragic hero doomed by chthon (so far)
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@mulkahdiiv
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Finally said goodbye to a friendship/situationship of 3 years. They kept being fucking weird and couldn’t be honest with how they felt. I was done with letting that toxicity perpetuate. I hope he can heal
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@mulkahdiiv
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@cowboybecsbop I like the quick encroachment of all the gremlins around the cookie
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@mulkahdiiv
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11 months
@sumthnclEver Doppelbängers
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@mulkahdiiv
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1 year
Literally taken 5 seconds before a motorcycle pig came by and pulled someone else over 😬
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@mulkahdiiv
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3 years
@khwar_deen @katrina9275 I agree, you are a prude
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 years
@delacaIIe Lol I almost broke my toilet seat jamming to this 💀
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1 year
@Peteyville @rollerdiscofag Never trust someone that disrespects your boundaries 😬
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@mulkahdiiv
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@qjotx 👜 💥
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@mulkahdiiv
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10 months
Watching Cunk on Earth in the background
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 years
I feel silly with this beard-do #gaymer
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@mulkahdiiv
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1 year
@ImSkyeTwit @stickytheclown1 @MorePerfectUS Except there’s no infrastructure for public safety most emergency vehicles are operated by private companies because the gov doesn’t provide the bare minimum for that service
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 months
@aw4mf @theboiinthepic Your federal prison career is gonna be yuggge
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@mulkahdiiv
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4 months
It’s crazy how gay my instagram has gotten in the last 6 years. I used to get funny clips and diy hacks 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@mulkahdiiv
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8 months
12/31/23 Way back Wednesday at Forever midnight LA. Has anyone ever been able to get into using Lapse? I find it super annoying having to invite random contacts on the app to use the full UI. Also 2 more weeks before I end my phlegm bottoming class
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@mulkahdiiv
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7 months
HUMPDAY!!!
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 years
I hope you’re happy.
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 years
@klausdiaries @sagewilly_ @saintdiavolo There’s always vomit cake 🤤
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 months
Im so cooked for this muscles chapter. I can barely locate the muscles and I still need to know all their insertions, origins, and action At least my rizzorious and orbicularis oris ones are locked in
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 years
@VirgilFaust @MochiMilk1 @TelegraphWorld No one puts in money to nut in their partner. As soon as your cum leaves your body you have no agency over its fate. You’re being purposefully daft.
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@mexicanchooch No it’s actually crazy. Like if I ever wanted to mass produce I’d do it like this
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@mulkahdiiv
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1 year
*Cough cough*
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@mulkahdiiv
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9 months
Bruh why’d the sandwich artist clock me rn
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@mulkahdiiv
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@aangdaily Whattt?
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@mulkahdiiv
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3 years
@chIcken4dInnerr @Syn_Neche @hanselng @LilNasX All that attitude even with a ballistic lobotomy🤨
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@mulkahdiiv
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@tanijrou Found another
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@mulkahdiiv
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Grandma slapped my ass as my boyfriend guided me through the crowd by my crotch, while another gay dude said period
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@mulkahdiiv
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1 year
@Rickyismsss @Jmonster129 Witness the blood moon's rise. When its red glow shines upon the land... the aimless spirits of slain monsters return to flesh. Just as they did in a war long past. The world is threatened once again."
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@mulkahdiiv
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7 months
Obligatory snom feature #pokemon
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@mulkahdiiv
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1 year
I still can’t believe I have one more final to go before I get my bachelors in neurobiology
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@mulkahdiiv
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11 months
@CrispyyyPies @Timesofgaza Israel literally has an anti air defense system (iron dome) that squashes those numbers. This is a false equivalency if I’ve ever seen one
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 years
@wffielz @fadu0127 @sabashots Lol this was almost you without that added nuance
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@mulkahdiiv
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8 months
My signature scents /s
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me and my signature scents <3 i need to get some more
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@mulkahdiiv
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Pray for my poor little puppy, Cloud. “Phoenix down” isn’t going to be enough to save him from the pain to come
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@mulkahdiiv
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1 year
Gonna fail my human phsyio class if no one helps me study sphincters and the rest of the digestive tract #finals
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@mulkahdiiv
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11 months
Seeing Jessica Wild last night was great! Too bad the dj that was supposed to play that night called in sick ;( #gay
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@mulkahdiiv
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My cute kitty cat. #luma
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@mulkahdiiv
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3 years
@BrianLe83906050 @issayashanti @thehill Legality doesn’t confer morality
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@MsValerieHalla @EmilioEmm Shit happens 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@mulkahdiiv
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5 years
@domortizz @_gabshoney There really is an SPN gif for everything
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 years
Inside you there are two wolves
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@mulkahdiiv
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Next door neighbor 👀. This is a first
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@mulkahdiiv
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@VS999_ @aaronhudspeth @kyantewilson And yet why are there so many cases where people have been injured or killed from stray bullets
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@mulkahdiiv
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2 months
I got fucked so many times after I came home after the beach. I just now have full realization of everything that happened
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@soyboyepictime @softkoobun @ImReadinHere This is also the premise to the anime “The Promised Neverland”
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@mulkahdiiv
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4 months
@martyn_aleman Tf happened? Excessive chest congestion, leukocytopenia, or hemolytic anemia 😟
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@mulkahdiiv
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9 months
I took some amazing hole pics after tonight’s destress session 😮‍💨
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@mulkahdiiv
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3 months
What a run 🥵. I think my timing was worse today because of all the stoplights but i guess the intermittent stops will train my acceleration or something
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