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It only takes one typo for a tweet to be urined
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@NoContextBrits Pabootchka, Kate Bush
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@NoContextBrits 'Don't tell him Pike!'
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@Culture_Crit That's a bit of a sweeping, misleading, & undernourished statement.
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@NoContextBrits Larry, the Downing Street cat, for distinguished service to the nation in difficult times
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@segunwonda @alex15945156 @crazyclipsonly This conversation would have been avoided if you understood how English works.
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@SoVeryBritish The utterly useless 'peel here' tabs on packs of bacon
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@masoom_siii @PicturesFoIder Still no excuse for such rudeness though - you shouldn't need to be taught not to stare once you're past 12. She's not a zoo exhibit, nor is she any sort of advanced Lamborghini of a human.
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@SoVeryBritish Late 70s / 80s - Hong Kong Phooey; Newsround; Blue Peter (Mondays & Thursdays) or Grange Hill (Tucker Jenkins, Trisha Yates) Crackerjack (Fridays, 5 to 5) then Willo the Wisp, Morph, Roobarb etc BBC News at 5.40, then flick over to BBC2 at 6 for Laurel & Hardy or Harold Lloyd.
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@AshleyLeeNJ @crazyclipsonly Christ, are you serious? You'd happily pay to see a captive animal being tortured in the name of entertainment, & when it at last bows to its instincts & savages its cruel aggressor, you suggest it needs greater control? You're a cold & sick individual.
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@SoVeryBritish '...it's just my foot's gone to sleep & I'd like to catch it up...'
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@NoContextBrits Everything happens for a reason
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@SoVeryBritish The reign of Lady Jane Grey
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@SoVeryBritish Those cheap, flavourless, textureless imitations of biscuits you get at church hall jumble sales or during the intervals of school concerts
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@ChrisHewitt 'If the creature bleedeth, nought but slaughter can we pursue' (Predator)
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@cncain @crazyclipsonly Staged nonsense. The girl had practised her throw well
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@SoVeryBritish Being brave enough in Greggs to point to a specific bun, ie one with an milligram more icing on it, rather than risk getting an 'inferior' one.
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@MindNezz @SouthlandPost 'Potential sex offender / rapist alert'
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@omorogiec @PicturesFoIder There aren't any lanes. The SUV didn't indicate & could have stopped. Probably on his phone. Blue should have stayed back. SUV the worse offender.
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@NoContextBrits The 4.5 kilogram bar of Toblerone I got for Christmas
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@SoVeryBritish Coastline Observation
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@dws2d @gunsnrosesgirl3 Don't forget the water & freezing temperatures...
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@SoVeryBritish Samuel Pepys
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@historyinmemes 'Have you ever seen anything so full of splendour?'
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@ThatEricAlper Certainly one of cinema's best entrances, but a scene of cinematic genius either way
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@isharufeTimoth2 @TheFigen How could it not be physics? It's a great shot...holing it could be considered fortunate, but the execution was fantastic.
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@_TheFigen In England we just say 'good morning.'
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@SoVeryBritish Tea, crossword, no pen
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@LeroyLeroi001 @crazyclipsonly Yes, let's immediately focus attention on the defenceless old woman who probably experienced a delayed reaction to quite a clout. Maybe she had a seizure. I doubt she's the type to be social-media-savvy or dishonest enough to do something as you're coldly suggesting.
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@SoVeryBritish Willie Rushton
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@UTDphil_ @asselin_dave @kcmokitty @Khushbagdi @TansuYegen No contradiction. Luck doesn't exist, so 'lucky to be alive' is just a dramatically-termed way of interpreting what happened, meaning they could have died, which is true. That they didn't isn't good luck nor a miracle, as they don't exist either, it's just what happened.
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@ChristnNitemare Horrific & depressing. Child abuse. He should be out playing, not wailing like a pseudo-possessed banshee.
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@BoomerMays @FightHaven Because they're not animals & don't enjoy watching people, rapists or otherwise, being murdered? If you enjoy it, there's something wrong with you.
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@BexieP @NoContextBrits That's correct in my book. It creates emphasis, separates it from the list.
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@brclothwrites An Super-Earth planet - one potentially like ours - was discovered in 2020. If, 12500 years ago, a Stone Age man had boarded a rocket & started flying towards it at the speed of light - about 500,000 miles every 3 seconds - he'd now only be halfway there.
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@SoVeryBritish Wonder why the BBC thinks Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special is something we should look forward to.
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@SoVeryBritish The first time they showed The Snowman
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@jonathanpeterrr @weirdterrifying Did you include yourself so we knew how to react?
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@SoVeryBritish Judy Dench would be ace - funny, chilled, cultured...& so very nice
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@nathaliejacoby1 Afghan Hound
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@DebLaughton @NoContextBrits 'Don't tell him, Pike'
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@BoomerMays @FightHaven Irrelevant. I don't care who they are; bludgeoning someone to death with kicks to the head when they're already unconscious is a barbaric act, even if inflicted on rapist scum. He could get life, or worse, & then the rapist would have ruined 2 lives.
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@closecalls7 He takes it off if the situation demands it...conditional claws
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@TheAthletic BT have Darren Fletcher & Robbie Savage in the commentary box - they're why I stopped subscribing
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@SoVeryBritish That Blockbuster's Bob Holness played the sax solo in Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street
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@Usman4995 @cctvidiots Did you watch a different video? She's a spoiled bully
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@NoContextBrits It's a Kormarant
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@SoVeryBritish People who do that are the same people who, at the till, place their basket on top of the stack already there, but leave it with one of the handles folded to the middle, which you then have to fold back before being able to place your basket on the same stack.
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@SoVeryBritish Lovely Ryvita
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@SoVeryBritish Lambeth is feeling awkward, like he's the Elephant & Castle in the room
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@NoContextBrits Isn't that splodge what Lord Percy invented in Blackadder 2?
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@SoVeryBritish Adored these
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@MadScientistFF The Kenwood KR-6170
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@NoContextBrits Certainly two of the best performances in movie history, but actors too.
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@SoVeryBritish Vanessa Ives from Penny Dreadful wouldn't make for dull company
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@Muhamma54182961 @_TheFigen Is it God's technology when babies are stillborn, or when women miscarry, or when the child develops inoperable bone cancer before they're 3 years old??
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@NoContextBrits Sorry, but a couple of warm & flaky croissants, butter (& maybe jam), & a mugful of seriously dark coffee is one of life's great joys.
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@SoVeryBritish You need to navigate this to get out of Swindon
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@segunwonda @alex15945156 @crazyclipsonly Ok, but why not make that clear before the 🤔 started?
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@maxarus @culturaltutor What on Earth are you talking about?
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@SoVeryBritish The Crepes of Wrath
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@MadScientistFF Quint's in Jaws. First film I saw at the cinema. I was 6. Haunted me for years.
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@David__GMI @crazyclipsonly It teaches us, via scientific demonstration, about the unique properties of mercury & how they differ from other liquids. If you knew all about mercury already then I'm sure you must be very clever.
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@NoContextBrits It's where Blackadder had to go 3 times in one day in order for Queenie to take his money
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@TheFigen_ Staged...he'd never have made it to the driver's side with him just sitting there. Love the principle though 😄
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@SoVeryBritish Giving them coffee, biscuits, Radio 4, an open fire, & a crossword, but no pen.
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@_TheFigen Best Quactress in a Misleading Role?
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@sometimesjoey @Alphafox78 Sport? Dancing is an art form, & performances cost a lot less than many a pop or rock concert.
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@RichardCroft12 @NoContextBrits No...as soon as someone touches the reins he's not in total control of his horse. The order to eff off has to be immediate & scary.
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@LoveTherapis1 What, like New York?
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@SoVeryBritish Despite knowing it was broken, I allowed a sash window to drop at full speed onto my fingers. I yelled to my mum for help, but not being able to reach the volume on the amp, I had to wait until the end of Mahler 5 before she heard me.
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@NoContextBrits '...our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful'
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@NoContextBrits We have great writers, great painters, great musicians, great fun, great Scot, great expectations, great cuisine (best in the world), great traditions, great universities, great sportspeople, great scientists, great spirit, great pubs, great chippies, & great people everywhere.
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@Lebronfan237303 @FightMate Here's the attention you desire So obviously ISN'T acting, though it would be brilliant acting if it were; you're suggesting it was all choreographed, like a scene from West Side Story...no contact, no-one getting hurt, all friends & acquaintances? 😄 Never in a million years.
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@NoContextBrits 'The only impression he can do is of a man with no talent'
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@fasc1nate Amazing indeed, but if in the end it looks just like a photo, why not just take the photo? All technique, no emotional core.
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@Anjumdreamer @_TheFigen Rubbish. You have to have an enormous amount of skill - he's one of the best players in the world - to skim a shot like that, with perfect speed, to know the contours of the green so as to get it close. That it went in is perhaps fortunate, but it's the shot he played.
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@PastorAlexLove Glad to see they're not too sett in their ways to be polite
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@SoVeryBritish The BBC Proms Concerts. You can see some of the best musicians in the world playing some of the greatest music in the world for £10. Find me a Stones concert for that price & I promise not to call rock music elitist again.
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@iaincmgray I don't see why anyone should feel obliged to reciprocate. Whether they do or not shouldn't be a consideration as to whether you keep following them, & unfollowing them would show your following them to be hollow & insincere.
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@remyjenney @crazyclipsonly He was obviously trying to knock the man to the ground so they could cover him with something, or roll him...
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@NoContextBrits I hope she'll appeel
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@behindthescns The Jungle Book has always looked cheap - poorly drawn, dully coloured - & evidently devoid of much imagination or artistic flare. Why it's so many people's favourite Disney cartoon, I've no idea.
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@TheFigen Is there any more? Love it. Gooood Morning, Good Morning!
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@cctvidiots It's like she was hidden in the huge chair or something
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@obscuracrimepod @cctvidiots Maybe pre-80s, before seatbelts became mandatory, but baby seats & common sense certainly existed before the 2000s
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@NoContextBrits No salt or pepper - a momentary lack of season
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@MadScientistFF Another 6 of these would be good
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@SoVeryBritish When people pronounce H 'haitch' 😖
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@4bruce7 Remembers? That's like asking who remembers plates.
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@NoContextBrits I'd dump him for 'your banned'
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@ThatEricAlper If, 5000 years ago, an Egyptian had climbed into a spaceship & flown at the speed of light (5.8 trillion miles a year) in the direction of The Pillars of Creation, they'd now still have another 2000 years' flight before reaching them. The pillars are 5 light years high.
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@MadScientistFF Romulus & Remus
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@Vicoseven @crazyclipsonly Shave everything off & dip his head in bleach for 2 mins
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@Mikethewander1 That's alright Jabba, I don't date outside my species.
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@NoContextBrits The crab got free travel thanks to the rail line's policy on pets (claws 2).
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@historyinmemes ...a few hours before they were Dunaway with
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