simothy jimpleton
@muffindan
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look into the mirror, pull faces, say good shit
Joined September 2016
everything is a nightmare but there's always winona fighter us tour
Did someone say 2nd course AND and tea party?! We've got you! More dates for The Yes, Chef Tour are here! UK Dates are on sale now! US Dates: Presale: Tuesday, February 18th – 10am local On Sale: Friday, February 21st – 10am local
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birds will sing louder when these two demons are dead
Netanyahu gifted Trump with a gaudy golden pager mounted on a slice of felled ancient olive tree. The settler colonial psyche is a cesspit.
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RT @sulky80715248: (after making stuff up in my head for an hour) wow.. everyone is so evil. i need to become weird and withdrawn about this
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RT @WNXPnashville: It’s hard to follow up the success of a widely-accepted, slam dunk debut. Yet, @orlagartland has struck gold once again…
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breaking my twitter break to say this was the most fun show i've ever been to i'm glad it went both ways
last night in new york was my fave show EVER ever
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RT @bobby: somethin kinda neat i found out…if you ignore a problem for long enough, it either goes away or ruins your life. so 50/50. prett…
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RT @hbolton: Can’t believe I forgot about my favorite New York electoral tradition where I get to “vote for any seven” judicial candidates…
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