Do you want to be miles ahead of others as a practicing doctor when you graduate?
Here are 30 important things to work on early that will level up your clinical acumen really fast:
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Before you boycott McDonald's and Israel Products, wouldn't it be wise to boycott USMLE where you pay $20,000 to a country that funds to bomb Palestine?
For those who don't know about Pharma Lawn at KE, it used to be at the site where there is Maqbool Ahmad Block currently, facing the Patiala Ground, it looked pretty much like this in winters.
To the many people who decided to abandon the USMLE pathway in which they got into due to immense social pressure and later felt that it was really not for them, congratulations. One day, you might be regarding this as one of the best decisions of your life.
Finally, the domes of academia lie conquered. There is a singular force that makes me survive, that amazes me when I myself surrender, that makes me Dr. Shaheryar because I was destined to become.
I surrender my abilities to Allah, the Almighty.
I accept that I am nothing.
Two days into surgery, I've learned to pass foleys, NGs, wrote calls, assisted a surgery, managed heavy patient load, learned documentation, did 14 hours duty & much more. Previously I thought surgery is not for me. As for now, my confusion is cleared. It's definitely not for me.
Medical newbies of '27, you know what do you have to avoid in your very first phase after joining? Ragging. It's an illegal and immoral activity that can take you astray. Say no to ragging and feel free to contact your non-cool seniors.
Finally, after two years of ups and downs, it's now Level 2 on
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[Plead to COAS Syed Asim Munir]
We, the people who fund the bread & muzzle of Pakistan Army, beg you to stand up, ask Netanyahu to be prepared & go make mincemeat of those disgusting animals.
Screw national interest. The sufferers are worth more than the borders of this country.
Dear Shagufta from LUMS, I wrote you a note from Anarkali. I have not received any answer. If your silence is nothing more than a sign of relative wellbeing, which often expresses itself in an aversion to writing, then I am completely satisfied.
Franz Kafka, 2022 (KE)
If somebody had taught me about earning in my school & college days, I would've been financially stable by now.
Parents, train your children to earn when they're young.
Contrary to your expectations, this system doesn't teach your kids on how to take financial responsibilities.
Last night, I rejected a $50 offer for writing for a company selling recreational cannabis products and told them this is because I'm a Muslim.
As I woke up in the morning, there was a $300 opportunity waiting for me in the buyer requests.
Reward for being honest?
Bad parenting has destroyed a nation and good parenting can revive it. We have a big pool of youngsters who will become parents shortly. You ought to study Qur'an and Seerah before you have children & then train them on the design of Islam.
The way youth in our universities is ready to die fighting for music, dancing, dramas, intermingling & other useless activities rather than academics, skills, intellect & upholding their Muslim identity - is a horrible depiction of what has been done to our national psychology.
This time, I want to celebrate Eid in KE. Wandering around aimlessly, attending those useless classes, gossiping with random people, having night strolls in the yellow lights of Mayo, sleeping in that peaceful hostel. As free as a bird. Yes I am mad. I disrespect your rules.
Bohat parhai likhai kar li. Once this proff is over, I'm gonna need to rest for at least 40 to 50 years, start a family, do tuition for bread and butter, travel all the time, take photos, make videos, and live a useless life scrolling for memes and playing PUBG like a noob.
Sure, you got to boycott what's necessary.
Aid is essential. Prayers are indispensable.
But action is the solution.
Crush the evil with military and political might. That's it.
We are the slaves of this world order. And we aren't born to be slaves.
We have to turn this over.
As for USMLE & working in other such countries who are at war with Islam, my rationale may devise a way to go, work & learn there, but deep down, my heart doesn't want me & my brethren to do it.
May Allah increase our clarity & forgive every bad step that we may ever take.
Today our writtens ended, my laptop got stolen, with all my photos, short films, imp docs, work I've done in all these 4 years for myself, my clients, this uni, it's people, societies, & guess what; the only regret I feel is when I imagine how my parents will react to this 🤡
"Ho gaya tumhara viva?"
'Yes.'
"Teenon?"
'Han.'
"Tou idhar kya kar rahe ho, jao mazay karo!"
"Kya hua ab kya masla hai?"
While I stare at this fan in mayo's ENT ward, I hear cutting tonsillar snares and open mastoid retractors.
Dr. Muhammad Shaheryar Khan
MBBS (KEMU), HO (MHL), Gold Medalist (KAPS), FSc (PGC), Tamgha'e Husn-e-Karkardgi (KEMHOW)
Sounds like a solid portfolio. How many odds do I have to run a successful private practice?
[Thread: AI-Generated Images]
This is just the beginning of an era. Tonight, I'm going to share some images that we created using DALL-E 2 integrated in a Microsoft's Software.
How about we start by imagining her in a brown coat walking down the streets in Lahore?
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Today marks our five years at KE complete. Our 1000s of hours have been wasted in useless lectures, I say that with shame and disappointment. A place with great potential is currently serving as a murder house of brilliant, hardworking minds.
Final year is distressing in a number of ways; one of them is your friends who are left few already, get into relationships and you're alone. You can't party with them after failing a test, go out on a walk, or have a lunch together because their time is already booked.
So, now that 50+ of you have asked me for training regarding freelancing, I'm thinking to make a course or something.
With my MBBS final professional near, I need to do something that's less time consuming, more efficient, and beneficial for both you and me.
Give some ideas.
It often happens that you put immense effort in something, like a piece of art or a writing, but it doesn't turn out to be as much worthy as something you did very casually. This picture is one of them. I had it, deemed it pretty average but somehow it won unexpectedly.
I feel that the things we do during our housejob, a final year MBBS student should be able to do them.
For juniors, I'd say start spending time in wards, OPDs, emergencies & OTs early in your MBBS - if you want to be a doctor with good patient care acumen when you graduate.
Things which will make us a better muslim:
1. Be tolerant.
2. Be very rational.
3. Co batches but without custom choice.
4. Pulling pranks with falak shabbir.
5. Dancing to qawali instead of third class music.
Boomers starting a chain of Surah Feel by reading it 11 times and forwarding to their contacts.
Human rights (UN version) activists, "intellectuals" calling for peaceful solutions for both sides (one criminal and the other innocent).
Sending food, shelter, and aids to Gaza.
Get a functional MRI (fMRI), trigger the thought of the thing you want to let go, note the area of your brain that fires up when you are triggered. Next, get a neurosurgeon and let him perform a lobotomy and excision of that chunk plus remove the hard disk of your brain too.
The gap between health profession & Artificial Intelligence (AI) is huge at the moment.
If we launch an organization in an attempt to bridge this gap, learn advancing technologies, and move towards achieving possible solutions, will you be willing to join, learn, or collaborate?
10 days ago, I delivered a to-the-point session on how to start earning online.
1000+ people have listened to it. And for many, it's turning out to be the kickstart in their freelancing journey.
Want to listen? Reply to this tweet & I'll DM it to you for free.
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@jakramaimc
, did you even bother to read the very FIR you're sharing here, or do you think your twitter is seen by blinds and fools?
Flowery words like honour and respect of our "worthy" daughters. What worth are you giving them by filing a false complaint?
FIR was registered and the accused was under arrest and the investigation started as discussed with SSP operations.
Many fresh clauses are being added to the FIR as we will pursue a zero-tolerance policy especially when it involves privacy, honor & respect for our worthy
اے اللہ! ہمیں ہی اس قابل بنا دے کہ تیرے دین کو سربلند کر سکیں۔ ہم عام لوگ کمزور ہیں ہمیں قوت بخش دے۔ صاحب اختیار کی حکمت تو سمجھ میں نہیں آتی۔ ہمیں ہی اُس فوج میں شمار کر دے جو حق کی اقامت کے لیے اپنی جانیں پیش کریں گے!
What do you call it when your nostrils hurt from a rose-like aroma arising from a five years long temporal line burnt to ashes? Nostalgia.
Jokes aside, do you know? In the past week, I have learned something extremely valuable.
A woman who romanticizes every single thing, the city, the places, the books, the concepts, words, and history, people, and legends, and when later you meet her, she tells you she doesn't believe in love at all. Which one of her actions is a lie?
آج یہ نشان گھر کے اندر لگے دیکھ کر دکھ ہوا. جیسے ہم ملک کا دفاع کرتے رہے، مگر ملک کے باشندوں نے ساتھ نہ دیا اور غلامی قبول کرنے میں ہی اپنی امان سمجھی. انفلٹریشن ہو چکی، ہم ہار چکے.
Secondly, for those who want to work but don't know freelancing. I was thinking to start a cohort training. Should I do that? Trying to see how many people are willing.
Thread Alert! I am creating a WhatsApp group for writers where paid tasks in the health, medical, mental health, and pharmaceutical niches will be posted.
Regal Chowk, Mall Road. Found a bookstore with a collection of volumes and volumes of antique books, which are rarely found in other common book shops.
Two batches from our university have passed BSc English from PU since I started thinking about giving it and I still don't know how and when to register for the degree. Is there any chance still?
Quote, retweet, share and do whatever you can with the hashtag
#KemcoliansRejectNLE
for the sake of your justice! We have to make it top-trending on Twitter.
Our surgery teacher gave a real reality check today after seeing our incompetence and gloomy future as final year medical students & now I've started to worry about my career somewhat. We are products of this worn out system, from arguably the best medical college of the country.
FUNDRAISING PKR 150,000 rupees for a stellar laptop for myself. I'm a freelance writer & marketer, my Shahbaz Sharif laptop got stolen, I bought another will all of my savings & it's a real pain in the ass for being amazingly sluggish. I can't work properly. JazzCash 03355532551.