Could be the first time ever that 'goal of the month' is an own goal! Has that ever happened before? #FACup #football @BBCMOTD

Can't wait for @LeicsComedyFest this weekend... 'Don't You Know Who I Am?' is at The Real Ale Classroom on Sat at 17:40. A show about why I'm not and never should be famous! Tell everyone you know, in Leicester, near Leicester or who has ever eaten Walkers Crisps!

And they say the art of written communication is dead...

@its_The_Dr I fancy a bowl of sugar puffs!

I knew about alcoholism... But I had no idea about this new problem...My heart goes out to anyone fighting this terrible addiction!

RT @GleeClubBham: 📅 Friday & Saturday Night Comedy, featuring @paulyftaylor, @Kate_Barron, Jimmy McGhie, @BakersTweet & @mrmarkrow (Fri onl…

RT @funhousecomedy: Come along to our new comedy night at #TheLimesBarandHotel #NeedhamMarket on Sat Sep 28th with @RichMortonSound @essex…

RT @CastleComedy: Graeme's Charity Comedy Night Only a few tickets left. See Terry Alderton @ninia_benjamin @IamRichWilson @MC_MIMIC @mrmar…

'A* in the Making - Revision Lesson'' at the Edinburgh Fringe till 25th August - Hanover Tap - 18:15 Watch till the end... #comedy #edfringe #comedian #teacher #nightmare @edfringe @freefringefest @ScottJKyle1

RT @ali_norwood: Went to Edinburgh free fringe this morning (well I am a Fifer and I like free) was highly entertained and would very mu…

@ali_norwood Thanks for coming... Really glad you enjoyed the show!

It's gone 09:00 and no sign of @AlexHorne yet... He is not making a very good impression on his first day. Maybe he's finding it difficult to say goodbye to @gdavies

#edinburgh #edfringe #comedian

Hey @AlexHorne... According to Peter C (from Wiltshire)'s review of my show at @edfringe... I'm your new boss! Look forward to you starting tomorrow! #EdFringe24 #EdinburghFringe #Taskmaster #comedian #standupcomedy #UnleashYourFringe

RT @mattbraggcomedy: I blew the marketing budget on a sponsor board at @BanburyUnitedFC so if you could either share this or just tell ever…

Ian came to see my show and then told others they should do the same. Ian is cool. Be like Ian! #EdFringe24 #edfringe #edfringe2024 #comedian #review #comedy #freefringe #standupcomedy @freefringefest @edfringe

@biglongbowski Cheers Matt!

The heartbreaking moment when you turn up to your show at the #EdinburghFringe to find an empty room! @edfringe @freefringefest @chortle @EdFestMag @edfringe_review #comedy #comedian #edinburgh #fringe

@ScottJKyle1 @edfringe Also, if you're happy to share this, I'd be very grateful... 'Don't You Know Who I Am?' is a brand new show about what it's like to be famous, even though I'm not famous, but I was once recognised in the Co-op, so probably know what I'm talking about!