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Plumber, astronaut, teacher, firefighter, pizza delivery man, and loving stepfather. Narrowing the OnlyFans gender pay gap one sub at a time.
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Adding “Bollywood Actor” to my list of professions
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@suppycaitlin
@girlstitute
Now apologize to him publicly and get rid of the NDA you made him sign
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When I say I got that dawg in me, this is what I mean:
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Ladies, which one of my vids is your favorite?
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Day 5 of courteously requesting the esteemed
@UniofOxford
to allow me to speak to their students.
I have demonstrated extreme dedication to my career and have become a household name in some respects.
People know me for my work in the food service, medical, legal, and space
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The Simpsons predicted the Apple Vision Pro… or is Apple just using the Simpsons for idea generation?
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Day 3 of asking
@UniofOxford
to invite me as an inspirational speaker for future leaders.
Mia Khalifa had a wealth of experience to speak about. As one of her peers, I believe I can offer a differentiated and valuable perspective.
I am willing to bet students would be
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Men showing off their new refrigerator: *shows refrigerator*
Women showing off their new refrigerator:
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Should I run for President? I've been a plumber, doctor, lawyer, teacher, and astronaut, so why not add President to the list?
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She must have slipped and fell on his penis with her vagina.
Happens to the best of us.
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@suppycaitlin
Those “jokes” weren’t funny. Your behavior encourages the bullying, dehumanization, and humiliation of others. If you were joking, nothing about it was funny, just sad
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Disney remaking my videos:
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@MomsPostingLs
Sad but this is exactly what happened with my ex wife. But now I’m very happy married and have a loving stepfamily
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#supcaitlin
is a thirst trap twitch streamer who completely degraded her discord mod. She is what is wrong with this social media obsessed world.
King Dilly, you deserve better and caitlin, you deserve less
#supcaitlin
the way this bitch is treating him is insane it was extremely sad to watch dilly get treated like this and the fact she said that's my "joking style" is crazy you degraded him, made him look like shit, embarrassed him in everyway possible he was a punching bag to you
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Sometimes, I need to remind myself that I am Kenough
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Help save the environment. Use pre-owned condoms 👍
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! Hope everyone is having a delicious Thanksgiving dinner with loved ones. My stepfamily and I are loving the turkey I prepped. We have unique method of cooking the neck and gizzards to make the meat extra tender and juicy! 🦃 🤗🥰
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It’s been more than a month since I started my No Nut New Year challenge.
I feel my body ascending. I can smell colors and see sounds.
My wife keeps getting stuck in the washing machine but I refuse to help her.
Stay strong kings.
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Me after finishing and closing 50 nasty tabs on the hub🟧⬛️
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Kings, keep your chins up and dont simp for a girl like her. You deserve better 👑
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Day 6 of asking
@UniofOxford
for an audience with their student body to speak about my inspirational story.
When I was young, I delivered pizzas and cleaned pools to make a living. I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and studied to get a dual degree in medicine and law. I was
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Girls who eat there wings like 5 give the best head
If they eat wings like 1, head game gonna be atrocious
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Not gonna lie, that drake leak made me insecure too
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Fill in the blank.
Trans women are real _________.
Comment if your answer isn’t in the choices below.
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Update on my No Nut 2024. My wife got stuck in the dryer today and was asking me for help. I refused since I saw this in one of my videos before.
I’m happily still nut-free
Stay strong folks. Make the No Nut New Years resolution
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You know one way this movie would have gotten more views? Put me in it.
As Madame Web flounders at the box office, we're here to argue that it'll find a cult following soon. Here are our thoughts:
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Day 4 of asking
@UniofOxford
to let me talk about my experiences juggling the responsibilities of being a plumber, doctor, lawyer, and father.
Mia Khalifa was a great guest speaker and I hope I can add further perspective.
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Dan the muthaf*kin man
You dropped this, King
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After working as a pizza deliverer, pool-boy, teacher, doctor, lawyer, and astronaut, I’ve decided I now want to focus my efforts on becoming a great investor. Would love to get any advice on how to do this
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Is it just me or does Nancy Pelosi give off Dina Fritz titan vibes?
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@Popeyes
Are you hiring? Its tough being a stepdad of 4 children. i used to deliver pizzas so maybe I could help deliver your chicken?
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Happy new year to everyone!
Since I’ve been a No Not November champ the past few years, I’m starting a “No Nut 2024” New Years resolution where I will be updating you guys everyday on my no nut streak.
Feel free to not nut together with me.
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