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Am I pretty enough to lie to? Am I pretty enough to fucking die?

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“‘:3’ son or ‘cut his name on my thigh’ daughter”
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“:3” son or “cut his name on my Thigh” daughter . Im trying to see sum
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@zombifiedproxy How tf was I supposed to know
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@zombifiedproxy That reply was literally posted at like 5 minutes before my tweet it did NOT show up
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@AABatteries21 What about words like “my” and stuff like that
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@OoCPosting The Friend Is Here
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@imthewokerbaby Gender me this
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@stacyidv You’re a terf get the fuck out of my replies
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@evilnigga400 @ChiefofIsaac “Why the dick”
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@meowskullsfan @BananaBoco Nah he is
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@girlbriel Are you fucking kidding me
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Ultrakill for the gays?
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@wiiudisks He’s supposed to be racially ambiguous
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@KFP_Fanboy HOLY SHIT KUNG FU PANDA FANBOY??
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The stages of grief
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@fallenchungus
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“Muting this” ok who gaf
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@hourly_shitpost
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@ZappedByZay There was a message that said “can there be a loli channel” but they got banned before I could screenshot
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@willsgardevoir Sml is unironically the best one there and I don’t even like it
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Ultrakill for the gays?
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Dave @ EVA 2024 🇦🇷
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Finally, Ultrakill for the gays.
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This feature sucks
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“Your account ( @sigmaepstein ) is currently suspended”
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@Gojirassic1993 @TeamYouTube @KurtDexterRodz
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Banger tweet follow me
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@fnmegalodon I saw your profile change in real time
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Rt for mutuals….
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@mur_mryaka No no no you should’ve done it with Susie and Noelle and Kris is the horse
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@rabiesyaoidog @LavaLamp_Drinkr Thanks magaspark
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@not_a_cool_boy @ghostysav @IrvyPapaJones @arashikages @thebritenite @luluufortnite Meet n fuck kingdom
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Combo idea
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@wiiudisks
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Thread of these types of videos
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@purpleore456
mummy more II
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just bought this new skin!!!!! W or L???
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@ItzjustDalo @MistaBumhole Hidden
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@blugloaddict @FortniteGame That gc prolly smells horrible
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My first hate dm
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@glitchyv @M1das_OW2 No it isn’t bro
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This was my fucking idea
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the bees knees
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THIS GAME NEEDS A HERO!
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Fortnite skins are so diverse!
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@fuckeveryword
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Guys
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I would kill myself
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Orange Flames
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Imagine one day the announced this
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Holy shit you are annoying
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I WIN!!
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Let me try
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Musk be like: Lets make Twitter great again. Twitter:
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The pic is from WHERE?
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@fwuhzz @Bl00m1ng13 hi thank u for telling me that but i’m almost 100% sure this pic is from xiaohongshu because that’s where i get most of my pictures that look like this and the original posters are not minors
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I only watched season 1 of amphibia why the fuck is she goku now
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Some of the best 54 seconds in animated TV history
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@Parispatedab @Gullstar10 Why did it transition into the flinstones
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🇵🇪🇳🇬 Isabella Scarlett 🏳️‍⚧️♿️✡️
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“Get a job” is ableist. “Go outside” is ableist. “Touch grass” is ableist. “Take a shower” is ableist. Many Disabled folks are completely unable to do these things, have a difficult time doing these things, or only can do them sometimes.
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Insane copes name is…. Insane copes real name is ASH KETCHUM
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Ashton 💜 🔜 AC ‘25
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LMFAO I WON
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He’s gone.
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Gender me this
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the woker
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why so queerious?
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This was my last tweet before I got sussed btw
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It’s still fucking downloading
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Just tried downloading poppy playtime
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#NewProfilePic
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@sushiflvredmilk SUSHIFLAVOREDMILK???? RESPONDING TO A TWEET I MADE????
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guess who’s back Back again
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@NoContent789 @habitovin
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Idk you brah 🤦
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Donald J. Trump
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@mralfish THANK YOU for liking my post! I’ll send you IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATES for North Carolina. Make sure you are ready to VOTE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP by November 5th. Reply #stop to opt-out.
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How it feels to hard block a pretentious industry plant who’s an asshole
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Gender me this fagman
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Is TikTok ok?
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Privating with 6k followers the opps are already in there 😭
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Lowkey the vibe of this comic looks off because why are you trying to depict him as dumb and stupid for just wanting to talk to you Like you drew him with a stereotypical “weirdo” look and it’s kinda odd if he just wanted to strike up a conversation
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real interaction i had
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Dude
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@Chezetaki TURN OFF THE WATER
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What the fuck is this
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@H0EB33 @FBITB_GD @whor_eofBabylon @etheralfem Fym don’t be affected like bro you’re affecting the entire male sex how is he not supposed to be affected
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@ShrekDreamwork @Legomaniahd1 @real_cypeax @HGetty29 That is literally just a costume 😭
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Nobody is better than the original
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down bad comments
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part 3
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Why are all jjk fans so unfunny
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Klan meetup in the replies
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bomberman from bomberman
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"brazillian" miku my ass
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Fuck you captain underpants
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#NewProfilePic
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@RatsDadHusband @djmrfunnyman You jerk off to drawings of children
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Why is it in the Fortnite font
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Plants vs. Zombies News
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THEY JUST SHUT PVZ3 DOWN????
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Ratio
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@mralfish @AngerGotZaZa
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How Stroking your shit in public feels like
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@Bandcamp Holy shit, white people music
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@hrgjblv_ @SpiralTheSixth At least the Rick and Morty skins were actually different people, this is literally just a bunch of versions of the same guy
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@idiotoutcontxt @imthewokerbaby
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#FreeMrAlfish
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Very familiar comic popped up on Facebook.
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Pushing 40 doing this shit btw
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“38 years old”
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@mralfish @Meekal66 He’s saying the same stuff because your a fucking idiot and lack the mental competence to understand what he’s suing you half-wit
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Addicted to those subtle foreshadowing videos 😭😭
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U look like nick eh 30
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I don't think they found me cute 💔
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She’s such a baddie
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Who need the fb
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When you’re at a friends house as a kid and he’s getting yelled at for something you did:
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Furrys arent zoophiles
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@JourneyTrav
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Bitch is a slur? 😭
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I have arrived on this account. I am boner this is my message
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Whenever a Zionist is in an argument about how Israel is good this is basically how it feels
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