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I was the broke partner, and that woman would send me money after dates.
She sent me money to pay for text books.
We are no longer together but when she texts asking for food/Money I send it without a doubt.
When did you realise your partner was broke ??? Thread
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😂 I always tell her even thou we aren’t together I would take a bullet for her and she thinks I’m kidding.
That time I’m serious
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@noloMN
We started dating in varsity so we just left like we needed to grow a bit more before growing together. And if ever we are meant to be Fate will do the rest.
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She ordered extra 2 shots with every Daiquiri and she would pour them in the cocktail.
She ordered Ribs, she said after she wants dunked wings. We passed by McDonalds drive through she ordered a Mcfeast Deluxe, (she said it was for me) I don’t even like it. She ate it.
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@ThandieDinga
No it’s not, but we both felt that we need some time apart. Grow outside of the relationship and on a personal level and if fate leads us back to each other so be it.
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He’s 12 . The insults that are being thrown at a 12 year old?
Apparently he is to be a rapist. He is a loser. He will be sfebe.
Grown ass women insulting a 12 year old. They are pressed because the shoe fits?
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🦉: Wuu Wuu
🛌 : ke certificate sa participation fela
🦉 : oho nekere o Accountant
🦉: WUU WUU
🛌: Ngiybokele kumngani wami
🦉: Bese ngithi usunemali yamaWeave o10Tauzen wena
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@maryjaneexplore
Honestly I think that you should tell him exactly this, and tell him that maybe he should not discuss those kind of cases with this particular reason in conversation.
And maybe consider Therapy as well.
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@Tsontsa_G
You are way too old to be saying such, go nature your arthritis and leave the young man.
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Last year September/October I was on LinkedIn, saw a Job job and I hesitated to apply because it mentioned assessments and all.
This past Monday I started that Job, Boy am I happy. 🥺🤝🏾
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I worked on this excel sheet since 11am and when I exited I clicked don’t save? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I am in the bathroom crying 😭😭😭🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
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KFC was closed, so she said “Please drop off my dunked wings in the morning”
This woman had 6 Daiquiris and 12 shots.
And she still drank my Hunters extreme.
In the morning, did she not ask me to drop off her wings and add chicken nuggets.
She never saw me again after date
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@YouDunnoVusi
Drugs in general, we lie to ourselves and say we are not addicts. Even those that smoke weed.
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@NtandoMadondo5
@YouDunnoVusi
You only refrigerate them after opening.
There is a reason you don’t find those specific ones in the fridge.
The lining on the inside is not the same as the plastic ones.
Instructions also say that.
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This is on uncle duties. 🙏🏾
My nephew wants a playstation, guess what he is getting? A brand new PlayStation 5 🥺❤️
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They did and I got the Job. 🙏🏾🥺
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😂 this is funny.
When you meet the right person you will treat them amazingly without them asking
Meeting girls is so funny. You’re 30 years old demanding princess from me, a dude you met 3 minutes ago. If you were such a princess you’d be married
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@GI_Irvin
@SiphoMaleka_
@lindz_malindz
He/she is right.
Pathetic reply, it was completely uncalled for and unnecessary
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@MasegoLFC
Lol they think it’s just about food and that’s it, from a young age you are put on survival mode.
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@KasiEconomy
Some people already know where the house is in the comments, I wouldn’t want that for myself.
In an estate? Fine but standalone ekasi and the house is this big?
Recipe for disaster.
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😂😭 I got the Job
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This.
On Sundays wash her car, check oil and water. Drive it around the block to listen for any sounds or notice if anything is wrong.
Everytime I drive my girls car I feel and see so many wrongs she’s not aware of. So a man must drive a woman’s car once a month for checkups. Hope I’m not being sexist❤️
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@venusianbay
@MusawenkosiLee
@TsholoTheGreat
@NkululekoXaba_
Yes you are allowed to dislike something but why is it bothering you if it’s not your house?
Why are you bothered?
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Dr Jones Mashiane CGMA ACMA CA(SA) 🥺🕯️
😂 this needs to happen in the next 15 years.
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@hazel_mahazard
I am not married nor in a relationship. Should that change ofcourse it would change the dynamics of our situation but should she require help I would help her.
And yes I would tell my partner.
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@yonwaba_mzizi
Someone made me wait for 40 minutes outside, I left.
Called me 30 minutes later telling them they are outside so I was going to wait a whole 1 hour 20 minutes?
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Lol it amazes me how some of you a rude to people for screenshots.
Maybe block the person and move on? It’s evident you don’t like the person.
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This only happens with a guy you don’t like.
If you like him you will voluntarily send them 😂😂
It’s like a Good Morning from someone you don’t like, you will respond in the evening
Yho akadiki umfana soloko funufotelwa , oko " send me a selfie I wanna see your face " YHU ftsek man
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@muzy747
When he said “you qualify but you can’t afford” 😂😂 I knew I have no business buying a car
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He made it happen 🥺🥺
When the time is right, I, the Lord, will make it happen.
Isaiah 60:22.
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@Maselelo_Kgoale
@Mlu__N2
They take it themselves. It’s so much work.
Probably spend hours just on setting up
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@clivethenegus
@BanditPeacesign
@OlwamiMadeIt
😂 in a way yes. It drops the Ref count.
I have never done it but I am assuming
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Went to pick up my nephew after his school trip.
Did this child not say I am like his father? 🥹
He says “you get me almost everything I want and you ask me how my day was and you always help me”
Arg I almost cried 🥲
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@Realsoro1
@paballo_maseko
And there is no problem with that he has his target market and receiving love and support from them.
Same way Makhadzi has her target market and all other people. 🤝🏾
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This reminds me of how I broke up with this person in May, the following year February they were celebrating 1 anniversary.
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19 years old nje moved in with the 20 year old boyfriend and his parents on number 😂
People saying “she’s only 22” they don’t know coloureds😭 no offense.
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I forgot I am not single anymore 🥺👍🏾
Let me go get poverty spec flowers and drop them off.
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You get mugged on campus by someone who got in the same way you want to get in. You want to go and complain ko security how did that person get in.
Follow the rules and respect people regardless of their Job roles. He/she is doing their Job.
Securities on campus sometimes tswaf to think 🤞🏽 do you really think I would wake up so early in the morning and go to the wrong school just for vibes ? I know I forgot my student card but let me in nigga damn
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They suck.
The I miss you’s, wish you were here everyday?
They get tiring. At some point you don’t even want to hear them.
Guys we need to be honest about long distance relationships!
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A busy life is not for me.
I want a married life, forever with my wife drinking, travelling and just living life.
Club tsona? Never
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✨For You ✨
Tried shooting my shot and this was the guy’s response yizani namanzi ndiyafa😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Asking for a gift when you didn’t invite me? No.
Asking for a gift immediately after saying condolences? Is just heartless. When you are hurting?
They are not your friend.
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I was there early this year. 💔
It’s not easy nor nice, now scared of commitment because losing someone you love wholeheartedly is not easy.
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@lesedi_sibson
@PrinceKaybee_SA
Night rides are the best, just know where you are driving.
Safety and Pot holes 😅
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I thought it was a given that the husbands are wrecking their own homes, no one talks about it because I mean we all know it.
Thing is Mihlali is aware they are married and she still allows it to go on, once you find out they are married leave.
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I am also in Dubai so please if you see me in Durban you are also in Dubai
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Women? Yoh
I remember I once stopped on the highway to cry because of BASADI 😂 thats the day I decided I am done ka basadi
🤣 at 23:00
I just couldn’t hold it in.
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Being so upset that another man blocked you? 😂
some guy just sent a 10 paragraph email because he’s upset I blocked him .how can anyone be this mad a total stranger blocked him . no ways guys 😂 ??
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Everything I prayed for coming together slowly but surely. ❤️🙂
Forever grateful.
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