Both Sides Suck
@mpapsmear
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Former parody of the shit stain known as BrooklynDad_Defiant. I'm sick of typing "Good morning/afternoon and Happy...." My disdain of lib squawkers remains.
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TY to my new followers! I put together a nick name sheet to help decipher my posts.
Prez Magoo-
@POTUS
Rep Swallows-
@RepSwalwell
Barry-
@BarackObama
Slick Willy-
@BillClinton
HoHo-
@JoJoFromJerz
Shit stain-
@mmpadellan
lil harry-
@harryjsisson
lil vicky-
@Victorshi2020
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@BreannaMorello
Look how proud he is for using a trash can.
Next teach your hobos to use a toilet.
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@JohnLeguizamo
If it weren't for those "white peoples" you wouldn't have enjoyed the life you have.
Lots of those movie tickets you've sold were purchased by "white peoples".
I don't recall you being "woke" when the money was rolling in.
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@krassenstein
@BurtMaclin_FBI
The old lady in the wheelchair is still going to need ID to cash a check and tons of other every day things. She has an ID.
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@JoJoFromJerz
Now might also be a time to remind people of the truth. She continues to deny she lost and is a complete blemish on this country.
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@TalbertSwan
Because this is the first draft anyone has ever paid attention to.
You're welcome. Glad to help.
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@jeannathomas
If you are still this butthurt over a speech a kicker gave to a small catholic school, I think maybe it's you who needs the work.
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@MadeInTheUSANJ
He isn't leading the country.
He isn't standing upright.
He isn't wearing clean underwear.
He isn't innocent of diddling his daughter in the shower.
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@RyanShead
Ever notice how lib squawkers with zero talent go straight to the race card for attention?
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@carsonkrow
Good evening and Happy Monday to all the hillbillies. The problem with the story is that most of it isn't true. He wasn't bood of stage, the town in Texas where this festival supposedly happened doesn't exist. His Vegas tour is being extended. He hasn't lost all investors.
Some
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@JoJoFromJerz
I can understand why you think that. Looking in the mirror to see what you see daily, then watching a talented, educated, and attractive woman is probably very weird for you.
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@JoyVBehar
Oh, you're about to see how enough swing voters have had.
Get your punches in now, lib.
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@GeorgeTakei
Oh good lord, someone instruct Sulu on the Electoral College.
He's only been on the planet for 97 years.
Ask him how to put a condom on with his teeth, however...expert level.
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@JoJoFromJerz
Example of how a lib exaggerates...
Trump- "Have a nice day"
Lib- "How dare he tell me what to do with my body! Why didn't he say night? Trump wants to eliminate 12 hours out of the day. Soon we will only have days. Days are light and nights are dark. Trump is such a racist!"
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@BillyBaldwin
She's a comedian. She just doesn't agree with you.
If we could sue for not liking a dramatic interpretation, You'd be on the stand for Megaquake, among others.
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@GJMcG
@rightsideofmoon
@EdKrassen
@americasgreat
It really isn't though.
At this point, the mask is a dress code, not a safety precaution.
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@JoJoFromJerz
Then shit himself twice, forgot why he called, and tried to order calamari from the Pope.
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@WalshFreedom
Trump's approval ratings are higher than Biden's.
The Betting odds STRONGLY favor Trump.
He has gained a point and a half in polling since the debate.
You might want to rethink that.
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@JoJoFromJerz
Is she talking about Trump or the 7 other men she claimed raped her in the past also.
I guess she thinks tweeting about it is sexy too.
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@ResisterSis20
@Sharongriva
Libs have turned abortion into an election issue. If it’s on the ballot, it’s everyone’s business.
Deal with it.
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@krassenstein
Is the spinal ailment and broken foot also the cause for his blank stare and change in his typical facial expression?
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@brotherjones_
Is Brotha Jones doing anything about the actual needs of his constituents in Tennessee or is he really just about the sound bite?
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@JoJoFromJerz
Imagine how much good HoHo might be able to do if her single focus wasn't her's and her daughter's vaginas?
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@ItsMrsRabbitToU
Yeah...
that's why women are angry.
That and it's Tuesday, it's hot out, it's cold out, the store ran out of the lemonade with the purple lid, or her left pinky toe feels fat.
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@JoJoFromJerz
HoHo and Stormy Drainspipes have a lot in common.
Both will do anything for money
Both look like they were ridden hard and put away wet
Both are best looked at from great distance and through many filters
Both don't mind catching baby batter with their faces
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@GeorgeTakei
Good afternoon and Happy Tuesday to everyone who understands the RFK and JFK would be republicans today.
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@ungerbn103
No...
We are still going to shoot fireworks, grill burgers, and drink our asses off.
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@krassenstein
@Cerra__
Ponzistein isn't even pretending to be somewhat unbiased any more.
This lib circle jerk is nauseating.
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@CrazyFenaker
@krassenstein
@realChipEvans
Will libs read any of the details other than the "MAGA" ones?
Shovel your own shit instead of walking over it to point out other turds.
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@KristenD0819
@MichelleObama
@WhenWeAllVote
So saying you gotta pay your loans back and not giving any more privileges to people based on skin color is corrupt to you?
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@AmyLynnStL
The local stations which air NPR programming are paid with federal grants.
To say NPR is not affiliated or doesn't benefit from federal funding is not true.
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@thesavvytruth
You actually have just as much proof that he didn't shit his pants as I have that he did shit his pants.
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@MayorWu
The majority of people don't agree with or want to be judged for the color of their skin.
That goes for all colors.
It's disheartening that a mayor of one of our country's major cities feels like there are people who aren't worthy of being invited.
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@YourAnonNews
There are more blue voters concentrated in two areas of the country.
NY and California.
Your map of Florida is obviously extremely incorrect.
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@EdKrassen
Here's the truth. The vote included funds for mutilating children and for free condoms on the government dime.
Contraceptives have not been outlawed. They are still available at every 7-11, Walmart, grocery store, convenience store, men's room, etc. on the planet.
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@Victorshi2020
lil vicky hasn't even graduated from college yet and he thinks he knows something about the world.
Imagine being this young, arrogant, and misguided.
You are definitely about to learn something about life, lil fella.
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@AZ_Brittney
If putting a catcher's mitt in a Crown Royal bag is stunning, then yes, stunning.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
Good afternoon and Happy Friday to everyone else who agrees that "destroyed" is strong.
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@Victorshi2020
Good morning and Happy Wednesday to everyone who is confused about what being black has to do with being strong or a woman, for that matter.
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@Sc0ttSDr3d
Dear black person,
Your ancestors captured you and sold you.
You wouldn't need saving if it weren't for that.
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@JoJoFromJerz
Good morning and Happy Wednesday to all who are quite sure that HoHo's walk of shame compilation vid would be epic.
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@Mollyploofkins
Aww, another lib who is coming to grips with not winning in November.
It's tough, but it's good for you.
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@MarkHamill
Oh libs....
Another desperate attempt at editing for a sound bite.
The end is near for libs and they absolutely know it.
I am here for it.
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@joncoopertweets
Good morning and Happy Tuesday to everyone who isn't fooled about why ole pooper is always right on top of the dastardly plans of others.
These are things he's already helped pull of for Prez Barry. Can't beat ole pooper to a sucker punch.
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@MikeSington
It's infuriating that an elected official acts like they are above answering questions.
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@Logically_JC
Which means libs are in favor of
*Diddling your daughter in the shower
*Authorizing deadly force on your political opponents
*Alienating our allies, while supporting HAMAS and Iran
*Telling Americans "You have the money"
*Giving female athletic scholarships to men in rubber tits
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@T_Cloud4
"Strong black women" who have to cheap shot the actual best player in the league from behind.
The best player in the league is white, btw.
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@ArtCandee
She's up 35 points in the primary and favored by 13 in the general.
You are pissing up a very long tree.
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@JebraFaushay
It was better when little boys wanted to be firemen, policemen, baseball players, etc.
Now they want periods.
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@JoJoFromJerz
Good morning and Happy Wednesday to everyone who also understands HoHo is referencing ONE study done by Yale. The data did not take many things into account such as age, preexisting conditions, etc.
The study concentrated on Ohio and Florida. Two states known for their elderly
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@acnewsitics
Yes friends, you too can be an American hero. All you need to do is help weaponize a normally run of the mill corona virus and lie about it's origins and precations.
Easy, peasy, extra sleazy.
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@mmpadellan
Good afternoon and Happy Thursday to all who wonder what the sploodge bucket libs will do after, once again, they don't get the outcome they desire. More indictments? More crying and moaning?
The good folks at
@WhiteClaw
are definitely loving all the extra celebratory drinking
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@RepAdamSchiff
Any time Schiffty crafts a sentence that includes, "Here are the facts",
you can be assured they aren't the facts.
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@Nectaronice
@CrazyFenaker
@krassenstein
@realChipEvans
Clinton has raped more women than any 3 in jail for it combined.
Ya'll are "But, but, but Trump" though.
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@Eltreva
@ArtCandee
Um, there is zero to indicate the diary is a forgery. The narrative of victim shaming non-lib women is vile.
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@politicsusa46
@10percent4mrbig
Does it mean Rapinoe made the shot because Messi missed one? Not sure what Messi missing a shot has to do with anything.
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@JoJoFromJerz
Would it have been better if he posted a pic of him carving the family turkey after a local stabbing?
Libs can find outrage over anything, cant they?
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@GretaGrace20
We want a president who isn't "knocked down" from answering a few obvious questions after a solid week of prep time.
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@jerrieskid
@Sbh08Mae
Actually, that's not looking so good for ya either.
Keep stomping those feet though. Good for the circulation.
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