@arsenalgirlyy1
when u send money to a camgirl bc she said she will step on a cake but u sent the money and she just starts asking for more money instead of stepping on the cake so u just leave the livestream 🤷♂️
average r/bigdickproblems post: ah man my new pants are too small in the crotch area
average r/smalldickproblems post: im definitely going to kill myself soon and its my cocks fault
whos got that one sitcom clip whos got that one bobs burgers clip whos got that one family guy clip whos got that one back at the barnyard clip whos got that one 30 rock clip whos got that one its always sunny clip whos got that one movie scene whos got that one community clip
In 10 years, we will look back and wonder why we ever let this happen. When companies yank content from your digital library that YOU paid for, you will miss the times where you could go into a store and purchase something to own forever.
I guarantee it.
If you are under 21 years old please refrain from commenting on my posts. I’m a 23 year old man. I have a wife and 3 kids.
I dont have time for your bullshit.
so u all can interact when i tweet about farting but not when i ask questions about me dating characters in tv shows from 20 years ago okay cool i thought we were friends but whatever
what drugs taught me:
weed - even after im high i cant stop smoking… i fucking love weed so much
shrooms - AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH HELP HELP MEHELP AHHHHHHHH
acid - i love being high
@ponzischeme9
once i became a regular at a smoke shop and one day he was training a new employee and he said “ah u dont need to id him, hes in here every week hahaha” and i never went back there
i tried smoking a joint for the first time in like 5 years to see what would happen, bought the lowest thc possible thing they had at the store. i learned that i should never do that again
What’s the word for behavior that’s so obviously being done to garner attention or in the hopes of going viral? Like is it just performative is that the word? Feels so played out to call it performative but like I refuse to believe anyone is actually doing this shit in earnest
adam sandler wouldn't it be so funny if you took me? if you just filled me with your big thick cock? it would be hella funny if you just pumped me full of your hot thick cum just like breed me make me your fucktoy adam just fill my pussy up it would be hilarious right?
joining
#nsfwtwt
M 24
If you can make me laugh til I almost pee my pants I’m gonna fall in love with you. 🥰 Biggest ‘go w the flow’ bitch you’ll ever meet 😇 Mommy to be but not looking for someone to father my son 🤷 just sayin
We are a fun kinky couple looking for friends and possibly people to date
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Pan and Het-Flex
I’m a Subby Gremlin with affinity for snacks and memes
My wife is a Tall Mommy Dingus with a big heart