Hirotsu and Mori first interaction (probably).
Mori: Wow! your blade is so sharp. What's the secret?
Hirotsu: ? Polish.
Mori: My bad. jak utrzymujesz ostrze tak ostre?
"Mori in my version is not pedophile and not that horrible"
Mori in canon is also not a pedophile and not a heartless monster either. What are you talking about.
fukumori vampire au where Fukuzawa is vampire and Mori really wants to get his blood suck by him. He keeps making weird pose and gesture baring his neck or saying weird stuff like "oh no I'm vulnerable and weak and my blood is fresh" at any given chance. But Fukuzawa is strictly-
What if Elise loves to get a ride on Mori but sometime he's just too tired so Fukuzawa the one carry Elise and play around with her even though he doesn't really like Elise but, uh, it's part of the job being Mori's bodyguard.
#fukumori
Where is that thread of fukumori with Mori who has Alzheimers in his old age and sometime randomly go out in panic thinking Dazai gone try to kill himself and Fukuzawa tries to calm him down and says Dazai is safe... I want to add... they call Dazai so Mori is assured.
hc that Mori can open beer bottle with random things like lighter, chopstick, even hairpin. When he was a med student, he held up his bun with hairpin. He would undo it to use the hairpin to open the beer bottle. His hairstyle is like this, more or less:
Me explaining that Mori isn't really a freak in nature, he just uses them as a coping mechanism, to push people get away from him, to hide something or to get a reaction of someone. In reality, he knows what he's doing and is very self aware that he's doing a self sabotage.
Sometime Mori freakness wears off temporary and he's feeling so lonely and that time Elise will act out of character, give him a warm hug and stroke his hair because they really only have each other ~
I find the idea of Atsushi as biological child of fukumori is funny, because:
1. The timeline of his age and their age are lined up perfectly
2. Atsushi has white with black strip hair which is Fukumori hair color
3. His fav food is chazuke, mori fav food is manju chazuke.
Thinking about Mori who gives Dazai random vitamin shot once a week because Dazai rarely eats... And also he spoon fed Dazai when he's too lazy to eat to the point he doesn't eat anything for two days straight.
So if it's Mori to Dazai it's grooming but Dazai to Akutagawa it's because Dazai doesn't know better...? Dazai still manipulates and abuses Akutagawa even after he is in ADA btw. Like, if you understand what Dazai do to Akutagawa is for "greater" good, you'd know that's what Mori
Fukuzawa loves stealing glance at Mori's bare neck and nape. It's smooth, slender, long, elegant, and the hint of veins absolutely drive him crazy. Whenever he has a chance, he loves to caress and kiss his neck.
Thinking about Fukuzawa who relatively always healthy with minor issue despite his old age but as soon as he hears Mori died his health dropped hard. It's not life threatening situation but it's dropping his quality of life significantly.
#fukumori
Fun fact: the coat that Dazai give to Akutagawa is the coat that Mori give to Dazai. That is why Dazai's coat is more fitting during dark era because the bigger coat is Mori's and it's worn by Akutagawa now. Which can mean nothing.
They can't even handle him who will use anyone and anything for his goal. He'd sacrifice kids, adult, civilian, criminal, even himself if it's the most optimal solution.
sick and tired of "morally grey" characters that are like "they love stealing but they would never steal from the poor. they murder people but only if they deserve it. they are rude to bad people but really nice to good people."
Every Mori fanfic with sexual intercourse must be done raw and creampie only ❗❗❗❗outside❓condom❓
Those who make his top wearing condom or ejaculate outside are considered a traitor.